i still have so many pics

A thought: Modern flinthamilton AU in which Alfred is still a homophobic douchebag but they went ‘fuck you’ and got married anyway.

I call this “Thomas I don’t think your husband is listening to a single word you say…… he’s… distracted”

anonymous asked:

hi im a very new army like i only became an army yesterday and your one of the few army blogs im following and i want to pick a bias but i need help.i never pick a based on their looks i tend to focus on the personality more and since you know the boys pretty well can you give me a real quick brief summary about the boys and their personality so i can pick a bias?<3

*cracks knuckles* alright. let’s do this.

this is jin. vocalist. real name kim seokjin. born dec 4th 1992. also called mama jin, super mario enthusiast number #1, the most handsome man alive. from anyang. feeds the rest of the members to make sure they don’t die of starvation. loves to cook. apparently cooks bland food (source: yoongi). has the voice of an angel. listen to his covers on soundcloud. probably loves the color pink more than you. has a mukbang called eat jin. the oldest. is very caring and motherly towards the group, but knows when to turn on the sass when the kids are acting like they deserve an ass whoopin’. once accidentally posted a picture in their dorm with a condom in the background. once stepped out of a car and became an internet sensation: car door guy. is actually the most handsome man alive. 

this is suga. rapper. real name min yoongi. born march 9 1993. also called min pd, producer min, d-boy, min yoongi jjang jjang man boong boong, grandpa of the group.  enjoys his sleep. can often be seen in the background of videos just chilling on his phone. #Relatable in the form of a man. seems like a tough guy is actually the sweetest thing alive and cries when thanking the fans at concerts and writes 100-tweet-long messages. once spent an hour tweeting from the bath. loves kumamon more than life. balances stuffed animals on his head during fansigns. a grumpy gus. from daegu and dont u forget it. the absolute sassiest thing alive. a great producer. super hardworking. has scented candles in his studio. once licked a bath bomb. 

this is jhope. rapper and dancer. real name jung hoseok. born feb 18 1994. nicknames hobi, your hope, piece of literal sunshine. do not look at him smiling or else you’ll be blinded by how bright it is. expert at girl group dances. likes to hit people. sometimes posts videos of himself/does livestreams dancing titled hope on the street. choreography leader. from gwangju. go listen to his solo song 1verse on their soundcloud. energetic and hella wild. goofy and is a pro at making people laugh. can’t dance in heels. scared of everything. if you watch a video and there is unidentified screaming in the background, that is probably him. is as flexible as a cooked noodle and it terrifies me.

this is rap monster. ignore the stage name. rapper and leader. real name kim namjoon. born sept 12 1994. nicknames: dance monster, rapmon, RM, leader mon, a nerd. waxes poetic about so many things and i love it. philosophical as hell. from ilsan. loves to share his music on twitter #RMusic. hella fashionable, even though his fashion sense is also hella weird. posts #aesthetic fashion pics on twitter called #KimDaily. has a mixtape called RM thats fire. is r-a-p monster not d-a-n-c-e monster. has an IQ of 140 but probably still pushes on doors that have PULL signs. taught himself english. loves to read a lot. once tripped at rehearsal and injured himself. really fucking awkward and an actual dorky nerd. leaves his old contact lenses on the floor of his room. snores really loudly.

this is jimin. vocalist and dancer. full name park jimin. born oct 13 1995. nicknames: jiminnie, pabo, angel on earth. his body is more fluid than a bottle of water. has a laugh that is brighter than the sun and could cure famine and disease. turns into a sex god when performing; it offends me. but knows how to crank up the cuteness. so cute he could probably kill me and i’d thank him. is actually a brat. does everything he can for his members and would probs walk thru hell if one of them asked. doesnt like being short. is the shortest member. super duper giggly and shy when he’s not performing. turns red as a tomato when he’s embarrassed. once grabbed jungkook by the dick on international live television.

this is v. vocalist. real name kim taehyung. born dec 30 1995. nicknames: taetae, honey, sweetie pie, a little shit. is really energetic and crazy. a master at making ridiculous faces at the camera when It Is Not The Time to be doing so. has a square smile that could probably solve global warming. likes to post videos on twitter that make me wanna sue. once bumped his head on a microphone on live television. loves stuffed animals. is a bigger fan of the rap line than u are. loves children and dogs will go out of his way to interact with them. so super duper touchy with all of the members and i live for it. would be the type of guy to prank you by filling your shoes with whipped cream. he thinks you should watch haikyuu! once did the whip on a tv show about pets for no goddamn reason.

this is jungkook. vocalist, dancer, maknae. full name jeon jungkook. born sept 1 1997. nicknames: kookie, golden maknae, spawn of satan. is the youngest and finds delight in bothering and fucking with his hyungs. actually really shy and cute. but then turns into a smoldering muscle pig the moment he’s on stage. my son. adios middle school. was banned from the gym because his muscles were getting too intense. could still beat me up if he tried. listen to his covers on soundcloud. has a very flexible face. the fandom likes to portray him as this mysterious sex god when he’s actually a nerdy shy emo kid who would rather binge watch anime than sleep. his fave anime character is one punch man. might actually be a bunny reincarnated into a human being. once ate a gumball that fell on the ground.

and that my friends is bangtan sonyeondan. 

We were childhood friends and somewhere along the way in the harsh times we found love. We shared the same dream. We laughed. We teased each other. We cried together. We were happy. But suddenly everything changed. Fame cost us our love. And now after so many years we meet again. And my heart still beats for you.  I still long for your warmth, your laugh, your smile. I always loved you and I always will.

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[LOUD YELLING INTENSIFIES]

OKAY so!!! how about that episode huh!!!

honestly though, words cannot truly describe how happy this entire episode made me. there was screaming! there were tears! i’m still shaking with joy thinking about it! it’s no secret i’ve love this show and how important cecil and carlos have been to myself and to many other fans, and what a fantastic way to celebrate that love than the way episode 100 did.

there might be more pics to come hopefully? there are just so many great lil tidbits and characters in there i might do more :’)

happy holidays everyone! very happy indeed ❤︎❤︎❤︎

davromega  asked:

Saw the Vanity Fair Star Wars pics and started bawling. I have philosophically accepted many deaths over the years from family to actors or musicians. Why does Carrie still hurt so damned much? She is like Freddie Mercury or something.

It isn’t just that Carrie Fisher is gone. It’s that what she represents to us went with her in no small way. We also have to confront the reality of our own mortality, and the mortality of people who we actually *know*, and it’s a lot to handle.

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Me: you need to stop posting pics of jb there’s so many other idols that you have not even post once on your blog

Me: bitch do admire art ? How can’t I post about this man ?dafuq look at him stfu

anonymous asked:

I think kyungsoo doesn't like Kai. I think kaisoo 1 sided like only jongin likes kyungsoo and kyungsoo doesn't have any romantic interest in him. If you can , can you analyse kyungsoo?

I respect your opinion anon, whoever you are. It’s expected and normal for ppl to view things differently and I’m not going to bash you or criticize you for it. I also understand how you had come to that conclusion as Kyungsoo is not as expressive or as openly affectionate as the rest of the members and that’s normal, it’s just his personality. He is very similar to my male best friend in that way, who has the same birthdate. However, if you don’t believe that there is something of a romantic nature from Kyungsoo towards Jongin, that’s one thing but if you say that Kyungsoo feels NOTHING for him at all then I must disagree. Whether romantic or not, Kyungsoo DOES like Jongin, genuinely as a person and as a someone dear. His eyes are always smiling with such honest and sincere pleasure when he is talking, joking or sometimes simply looking at Jongin. There is a sense of sincere affection and trust from Kyungsoo and it shows. Those are things that you cannot hide. The ease in which they touch and how accepting they are of each other within their physical personal space and the intimacy evident in their bodies. There is something tangible and real between them and whatever you wish to call it, it’s there and has been for years.

There is so much more to add, so many pics and gifs that I can’t upload due to slow connection but putting that aside, I think it’s clear enough that Kaisoo was  never just about Jongin. You don’t just brighten like that for someone you don’t genuinely like. There is a beautiful, real bond between them and whether if it’s something platonic or more ( which I believe and it’s okay if you disagree), it’s still undeniable in my opinion. 

Have a good day anon. 

PS :I have thought of doing individual analysis of both boys but I’m not so sure I should do it, knowing what some might say.

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I just want to quickly mention that if you swing by EPCOT’s Art of Disney store now - I recently added the Moana pic plus a tiny sketch of PJ into the folder of Future Disney Artists!

It’s a nice way of having people’s art they draw displayed! ^^

Even my older pictures were still within this thing!

So yeah - it has a lot of great art from beginners to hobbyists to probably some pros! It’s a nice little gem that I am not sure that many people know about! ^^

so today I saw this thread on twitter that was about celebrating idols who are tan and very often whitewashed. For my surprise (actually not really because it’s always the same story), Sooyoung wasn’t included in it. And then this moment popped into my head, and I’ve been thinking about this all day tbqh:

I understand that Sooyoung isn’t as tan as yuri and other idols, but does that make it okay to ignore her struggles with this so often? It’s like she’s in this constant limbo where she’s not as dark skinned in comparison to others but then she’s also not as light skinned as some people want her to be. I know you guys are probably dead tired of hearing me speak about this, believe me, it’s not my favourite topic to talk about either. But it’s not okay to dismiss things like this, specally when so many people get so badly affected by it. And I still sometimes see some people whitewash her and it just really breaks my heart honestly. And it breaks my heart even more knowing that Sooyoung sometimes sees those pictures that people have edited. 

So

here’s

to

Sooyoung’s

natural

beauty

and

beautiful

tan

On a purely personal note…I am not complaining about the wait for Season 3 because I’ll at least be still around to see it. I have had
X-ray, CT scans, bone scans and recently PET scan. Nothing new or lighting up with cancer so no spread.

I am so happy with this news I could burst. Please don’t complain about Outlander waiting times.
Life is good. My life changed in an instant with my breast cancer diagnosis and this complaining seems petty to me.

Many thanks to #wajoma for her pic edit

75 ways cis people asked trans people about their genitals

These are all real, and most come from screenshots on this blog. There are more out there obviously, and some of these are repeats / almost repeats. But… enjoy.

Feel free to reblog with your own experiences!

  1. Have you had the surgery?
  2. So what’s your genital situation?
  3. What do you have in your panties?
  4. How do you pee?
  5. So what are you naturally?
  6. Are you fully trans?
  7. Did you go all the way?
  8. Are you getting the bottom done too?
  9. So do you have a penis or a vagina?
  10. But biologically you are?
  11. Were you born male or female?
  12. What body parts do you possess / prefer to use for sexual pleasure?
  13. Do you still have lady parts?
  14. So you got pussy still? ;)
  15. Wanna trade pics?
  16. Were you born with a penis or vagina?
  17. Do you have a dick?
  18. What does your birth certificate say?
  19. Wait hold on; how many X chromosomes do you own?
  20. You don’t have a penis though, right?
  21. Is your transition complete?
  22. Just tell me if you have a vagina or penis, that’s it.
  23. What does your little clitty look like?
  24. How do you have sex? Like what do you do?
  25. As an FTM do you ever feel weird using your female parts?
  26. Can I see ur pussy?
  27. Like what is your current private part?
  28. So you have both male and female genitals?
  29. Do you have a duck or cagina you weird bitch?
  30. Hey your cute would like to chat and witch one do you have a cock or a pussy?
  31. Can I ask how big your willy is?
  32. I wanna no if your a dude with tits or chick with a dick.
  33. So, are you male or female? By biological and rightful definition?
  34. Do you still masturbate with your penis?
  35. Like do you pretend you have one or do you get surgery?
  36. Are you pre-op or post-op?
  37. Post surgery?
  38. U have a cock? Or u strap?
  39. Do you have a winky?
  40. U have a dick?
  41. Do you pee sitting down?
  42. So like do you have male or female genitalia?
  43. You already had the trans operation?
  44. Are you all done?
  45. Did you finish the process?
  46. Physically though your partner has male or female parts?
  47. You have a penis and a pussy?
  48. You had surgery? Or you a stud? How does that work?
  49. U have dick or pussy?
  50. Wanna swap dick pics?
  51. Describe your body for me please.
  52. And you don’t have sexual organs?
  53. What parts do you have?
  54. Are you have dick?
  55. Pic? Still have woman parts?
  56. What do you have?
  57. Can I see you naked?
  58. Do you have balls?
  59. U have a penis yet?
  60. So hot dog or hamburger?
  61. How far transformed are you?
  62. Does she have a dick now?
  63. So you’ve got a ding dong and a twit twat?
  64. Hey r u hung?
  65. So do you have both parts and which do you have on top and bottom?
  66. You have a cock how long is your dick?
  67. But anatomy wise?
  68. Soooooooo, about your genitals…
  69. How do you live dear, do you pee???
  70. So, what was it like getting castrated?
  71. Do you have a dick or a penis?
  72. Do you have a pussy or a vagina?
  73. So x you have. A y vahina?
  74. Trans as in you have a dick?
  75. Did you get a sex change?
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Let’s discuss way to defeat the human! Eng ver.

You know, I’m not good at English, but I tried 


I lost original pic which have no subtitles 8O8 So I have to edit pics like this

This pic contains kinda my fanon- and I drew this last year -when Aftertale was still serializing, so it can be different in many sides

And words could be violent ;3…. sorry for that

Wish you enjoy this ;D



Korean ver. 1

Korean ver. 2

Korean ver. 3

BigBang Reaction #5 - They’re going through old posts on their crushes Instagram and accidentally like a really old picture

anon asked: GOT7, BTS, BIGBANG, and BLACKPINK when their insta-salking/facebook stalking their crush and they accidentally like a picture/post from months to a year ago please?? xD


Jiyong: “F***ING DA***T”

I think he’d just let out a long stream of curses before regaining his composure (he’d still be blushing a lil though, let’s be real) and sending them a flirty text so it seems like it was a move to get their attention instead of an accident

Originally posted by biggerthanbang

Seunghyun: *laughs hysterically at his own mistake*

“This will be either a funny story after we start dating or a really sad one when he/she calls me a creepy and runs away from me”

Originally posted by gtothetop8

Taeyang: *stares at his phone, frozen in place for a really, REALLY long time.*

*thinks* You idiot. How stupid do you have to be to like that post from two years ago… They’ll never like you now. You are so creepy. Why Taeyang…why…?

Originally posted by sushihairjiyong



Daesung: He would jump up from his seat screaming, scaring the other members as he shouts out what he just did

“HELP! YOU GUYS HELP! DELETE THE INTERNET! REVERSE TIME! I CAN’T HANDLE THIS! THEY KNOW I’M FUNNY-WEIRD, BUT THIS IS CREEPY-WEIRD NOT FUNNY-WEIRD!!!” *cries*

Originally posted by dp3-45pm

Seungri: “What the f**k have I done? I worked for months to make him/her think that I was cute, funny, and cool at the same time…and now… Now I’m just a creep.”

*regrets entire existence until they text him or like one of his instagram pics, then he’s 100% normal again, thinking his persona wasn’t damaged*

Originally posted by taeyangspecs


A/N: I hope you don’t mind sweetie since there are so many bands with this request that it will be (from now on) be spaced between other requests too so there is some variation. Don’t worry though! I promise to do every group still, it will just take a bit of time ^.^