i still have 2 3 movies on my list

kuroo-tetsurone  asked:

top 5 anime food porn?¿?

OH FFFFF I LOVE ANIME FOOD PORN

Unfortunately I have like…0… other anime on my computer at the moment except for YOI and volleydorks so I’m not going to make any of my own gifs but I STILL LOVE THIS AND I’LL MAKE A LIST.

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1. ANY STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIE

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2. Kimi No Na Wa (by the way if you haven’t seen this movie yet YOU NEED TO)


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3.  Kotonoha no Niwa (coincidentally IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE EITHER YOU NEED TO ALSO it’s so incredibly beautiful)


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4. Ore Monogatari (SO. MANY. DELICIOUS. LOOKING. DESSERTS.)


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5. Bungou Stray Dogs (Food isn’t shown too often BUT WHEN IT ISSSSSS, YUM)


Bonus:

nom nom nom

Now I’m hungry :)))))

Thanks for asking!!!

my personal ranking and ratings of scooby doo media

* please note that these rankings are based on the media that i have watched, this list is not yet complete bc obviously scooby doo is timeless and also note that thru out this entire franchise, the writers and animators were able to include several talking dogs as recurring main characters but not a single non white person

1) scooby-doo, where are you! - the unfortunately short lived original show, an absolute classic. very repetitive and predictable but still fun, the opening credits and song are my fave and it was a staple in my childhood that i still enjoy 10/10

2) what’s new, scooby doo - honestly excellent, doesn’t have the original song BUT the opening song is played by fucking simple plan so obviously 10/10

3) scooby doo! mystery incorporated - very recent remake but not shitty unlike most remakes, the animation is great, not repetitive and it has a good running plot, opening credits aren’t good and it just doesn’t have the ~charm of the older shows so it just can’t be first on the list but otherwise, 9.5/10

4) scooby doo: the movie - excellent just fucking excellent and great, the cgi scooby is amazingly terrible, daphne’s outfits are amazing, simple plan perform the original theme song, shaggy and scooby are stoners its great but it loses some points for uncomfortable representations of voodoo, 9/10

5) scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed - very very underrated and under appreciated movie, i love it because its kind of terrible and very enjoyable watching while high 9/10

5) the new scooby doo movies - very first remake show of the original. terrible intro and song but longer and includes a whole bunch of other guest star characters like the addams family, wild ass sequences and very fun to watch when ur high - 9/10

6) the scooby doo show - essentially the same as the original but wilder and with slightly better animation, the intro changes completely and replaces the original song with one that i detest which makes this lose major points and also still pretty repetitive kinda boring 8/10

7) be cool, scooby doo! - 2016 remake, the animation is completely fucked and the characters barely look like themselves, plot line is good but the animation is just so upsetting that the plot can’t even come into consideration but would watch if there’s nothing else 1/10

LIST OF CUTE SHIT IM GONNA DO WITH MY CRUSH WHEN I WOO HIM
  • 1. FUCKIN WATCH SOME GOOD-ASS MOVIES IN A BLANKET FORT TOGETHER. CUTE AS SHIT.
  • 2. BUY HIM SOME FUCKIN ROSES. CLICHE AS SHIT AND CUTE.
  • 3. PLAY FUCKIN RETRO VIDEO GAMES WITH HIM. I'LL FUCKIN SCREAM AT THE TV 100% BUT WE'LL STILL HAVE A GOOD FUCKIN TIME.
  • 4. GO THRIFT SHOPPING AND FIND CUTE SHIT AND WEIRD RANDOM OBJECTS.
  • 5. HOLD FUCKIN HANDS. I WILL HOLD HIS HAND AND KISS IT AND BE CUTE AS F U C K
  • 6. GIVE HIM MY JACKET WHEN IT GETS TOO COLD. LIKE A FUCKIN HEARTTHROB.

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10 (12) Favorite Movies of 2014
The Internet is over-saturated with top 10 movie lists at the end of the year, but here’s mine away. I got bored. Here are some little gifs attached with a shorthand description of why I enjoyed them.
Note: I have yet to watch Selma, Inherent Vice, and A Most Violent Year, all of which I have been heavily anticipating.UPDATE: Finally watched all 3 of the aforementioned movies! Selma goes into my top 5, no question. A Most Violent Year was a surprise and blew me away, and gets a spot in my top 5 as well. Inherent Vice was amazing and gets a strong honorable mention. Though I still haven’t gotten through all of the 2014 films worth watching, mostly foreign, I’m confident about my list and it’s now finalized. Also, a dishonorable mention for American Sniper. Fuck that movie.

10. Boyhood

An awe-inspiring, incredible feat of filmmaking that invoked strong, specific feelings of nostalgia (from watching Dragonball Z on a CRT TV to baseball games with my dad in the early millennium). It didn’t do too much for me beyond that, but that’s hardly putting it down.

9. The Babadook

Terrifying, even on the 39 inch TV in my room, and not one cheap scare. I didn’t feel like I had to suspend much disbelief; it felt as real as it could’ve been.

8. X-Men: Days of Future Past

Despite the unwarranted stigma against superhero flicks among cinephiles, as a huge fan of the comics and (most) of the films, I couldn’t omit this from my list. Apart from the countless plot holes that inevitably come with the 7th film of what was supposed to be a trilogy, this was by far the series’ best entry.

7. Nightcrawler

Gyllenhaal’s gaunt figure, oily hair, and bulging eyes, representative of a controlling obsession eating away at the soul and blah blah blah. Nightcrawler sounds like the name of a horror film, but it isn’t, but in a way, it kind of is. Amazing, amazing performance by Bubble Boy.

6. Interstellar/Coherence (tie)

Saw this in IMAX and left thoroughly impressed. I’m a fan of Nolan and his ability to appeal to thrill-seekers and cerebral film nerds alike, and this is his most epic work yet.

Technically a 2013 film, but it had its “wide” release this summer, so I guess it counts. An amazing sci-fi flick like Interstellar, but different in every way possible. For starters, this film barely had a budget compared to the $165 million spent by Nolan and co. The creativity that allowed Byrkit to flip his limited resources into so much more really speaks to the beauty of filmmaking, budget or no budget. One of the most interesting watches this year, for sure.

5. Wild

After being turned away from a show, we watched this very drunk at the Hollywood Arclight at midnight but its poignancy wasn’t lost on me one bit. It definitely had me feelin’ some type of way, watermelon Four Loko or no watermelon Four Loko.

4. Birdman

The off-kilter charm, amazing performances, beautiful “score,” pretty-ass cinematography (that “oner” tho), and its overall originality, Birdman is an absolute work of art, ‘nuff said.

3. Blue Ruin

I’m an absolute sucker for films with blue palettes (even films with the word “blue” in the title tbh) and revenge flicks (I mean, I just spent $50 that I don’t have on The Vengeance Trilogy Blu-Ray tin…hell, I even liked The Punisher) so I was obviously sold. A beautifully shot, somewhat fresh take on the revenge genre.

2. Foxcatcher

Despite my excitement for the movie since its initial festival run, having been on my 2nd rewatch of The Office (still am), I was afraid that Steve Carrell’s face alone would throw me off. Definitely didn’t. His performance (Magic Mike and Hulk #3 were amazing as well) was the standout quality out of everything that was great about this movie.

1. Gone Girl/Whiplash (tie)

Probably a surprising pick for #1 but then again the ordering of this list is rough and could change any day; top 3 for sure though. Simply put, Fincher is one of my absolute favorites and Gone Girl reaffirmed that sentiment. Also, Rosamund Pike definitely set the bar for characters I’m simultaneously attracted to/scared as fuck of.

The intensity, the thematic ambivalence, and J.K. motherfucking Simmons (aka Tenzin aka Jonah Jameson)! For sure the most low-concept movie on the list and even with its 96% RT rating, I feel like Whiplash was quite underrated and overlooked this year.

Honorable Mentions:

-Under the Skin
-The Grand Budapest Hotel
-Inherent Vice
-Snowpiercer
-The Skeleton Twins
-St. Vincent
-Obvious Child
-Frank

-Top Five

-Chef
-Guardians of the Galaxy

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1. I didn’t call you “honey” or “baby” or “dear” because I was in love with you. I called you “dick” and “bastard” and “douche” because I was in love with you.
2. I spent this entire year praying I wouldn’t bump into you in the hallway because I’d have to acknowledge that you exist and we don’t do that anymore.
3. I didn’t fall for you because you were cute or funny. I fell for you because when you needed someone to talk to someone at 3 in the morning about a movie, that someone was me.
4. Your favorite song is still on my most played list.
5. I wish I would’ve seen the real you.
6. You made me a cliche.
7. Let’s pretend I never apologized. Oh, wait. You already did that.
8. I thought you made me happy. The year after you was the best year of my life.
9. I force myself to forget you when I pass by your house and catch myself checking for your car.
10. Why do I still feel like I owe you?
11. I think about calling you sometimes even though I know you wouldn’t answer. I just want to know if you ever feel like calling me…
12.I remember all those rides you gave me. That’s all you ever gave me.
—  Messages I Can’t Send, #1

Ten films that make up my aesthetic:

It’s weird to admit this, since movie were in many ways my first love and salvation, but movies have lost a lot of their overall sway that they once had. There is still a magic that they hold but nothing to the other sources of stories that I draw close to make up what I would consider my aesthetic. That being said, over a week after @acosineofmadness tagged me, I did finally come up with a list.

1. In the Mood for Love (2000) & 2. 2046 (2004) - For the composition of the shots

3.Carol (2015)

4. The Last Unicorn (1982) - The backgrounds and textures

5. XXY (2007)

6. The Hours (2002) - The editing

7. A Single Man (2009)

8. Adolescence of Utena (1999)

9. Alien (1979)

10. Kiss Me (2011) - For the use of light

Tagging @paradospariah and @dreiser7 and whoever else feels like doing this.

Fun PSA

I would like to start off my speech with thanking the academy. Just kidding, I didn’t graduate, but instead, I have proposed a list for you all to look forward to. Without further ado,

1. DM’s are open, ready for requests

2. I just his 420 followers (my personal favorite, thank you all)

3. My account will still be primary for Riverdale, but I am opening the doors to other fandoms!

Yes, I will write for different shows and movies. Currently, I am in the mood for some Draco Malfoy, so feel free to drop some HP in those requests. Not well known, I also write for The 100, The Flash, Supergirl, and anything else anyone wants (with limitations).

Thank you all so much, you all mean the world to me.

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Thank you for tagging me @ahsokamyqueen !

Rules: List 20 facts about yourself and then tag 10 other blogs you’d like to get to know better.

1. I’m currently very obsessed with Wonder Woman, lol created a sideblog because why not @wonderwomandianaprince

2. My first ship was Wonderbat (Batman x Wonder Woman/Diana). Ps. Still ship it.

3. I have watched 87 movies so far this year.

4. My favorite Star Wars characters is Leia Organa.

5. My favorite books are written by J.R.R. Tolkien.

6. I write on my closet doors with markers.

7. When we were little me and my brother used to watch Star Wars episode 3 and 6 over and over because they were the only ones we had.

8. I love reading and watching booktube videos.

9. I sing at my church.

10. I’m a first year Neuroscience major.

11. I haven’t had my first kiss.

12. I sometimes just randomly start singing the force theme.

13. I think Padme Amidala needs to receive more love from the SW fandom.

14. I love the movie Crimson Peak

15. I love watching Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural

16. The DC Trinity are my babies! I love them.

17. I got spoiled for Han’s death in TFA.

18. I’m currently reading : The Power of Myth by Joseph Campell.

19. I’m hoping that Kylo Ren is redemeed.

20. I love peanut butter.

I tag: @anakinskydala @fandomsandfeminism @greyjoyvs @lucidlucy @vulnerablewarlord @reylooo @obes-kenobes @pirategf @tatooineknights @wonderswoman

butwhenyoucloseyoureyes: hey doll! Any recommendations for books that have a similar love interest as do ‘meredith & derek’ from greys anatomy (if you happen to watch the show lol!) their relationship is meant to be but they have to overcome a lot to be together.. x

I haven’t watched all of the show, but I have watched enough to get a pretty good feel on what you mean! :) - Let me know if none of these fit, though, and I’ll tweak the list!

1. The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer by Michelle Hodkin- This one is fantasy/sci-fi- ish but the love story was great to me. They definitely did have to go through a lot to be together!

2. The Princess Bride by William Goldman- I have a special place in my heart for this love story (and the movie that goes along with it!)

3. Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen - Check out the movie after if you haven’t seen it too! Beautiful story.

4. Delirium by Lauren Oliver- What do you do when love is banned? I think that shows how much they go through as a couple haha. Sad to say I have still yet to finish this series, though- it’s on my list!

5. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte- I can’t help how much I love this book and couple. I adore Byronic characters. At any rate, they do go through a lot! It’s a great classic romance but also about how you have to stand on your own without one.

6. Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell- I have mixed feelings about this book but I’d like to think it belongs on this list! I need to read more romances :)!

Thanks so much for the question! Hope you find a new great book to read soon!

Lauren

MellyGrant’s list of the top five* people she has never actually met but would club you to death or slap you in the mouth with a trout for speaking ill of:

5. Harry Connick Jr

Those eyes! That smile! The snarky personality! I want to buy him and I matching jaunty pork pie hats and then spend the afternoon tap dancing down a major street’s sidewalk judging people. He loves to deliver crushing news with a twinkle in his eye and I LIKE it. Coincidentally I would also let his penis tap dance into my vagina.

4. Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman/Jesse Pinkman in an Aaron Paul suit

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Since I am incapable of separating fiction from reality and no amount of talking to me will ever convince me that Jesse Pinkman didn’t decided to join witness protection and is now cleverly acting as the actor who acts named Aaron Paul while also maintaining a profitable Etsy shop where he sells handmade boxes made of Peruvian walnut with a Zebra wood inlay, I am putting both on this list at #4. I will worry about the welfare of Jesse Pinkman for the rest of my life, which is a new experience for me because I pretty much have no soul.

3. Julie Andrews

I have never actually met Dame Julie Andrews, but due to the fact that she managed to be in two of my favorite childhood movies of all-time that I still watch whenever my uterus is shedding it’s lining, I would literally drop a drone on the face of anyone that ever besmirched the name of this international treasure.

2. Tony Goldwyn

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He acts! He directs! He’s a star of stage and screen!  He’s an actual good person which is something that sounds foreign to me but that’s a quality that both me and my vagina find very attractive! He is the future of evolution - a man so sexy that EYEBROWS NEED NOT APPLY.

1. Tony Goldwyn’s D

You might ask yourself “MellyGrant, wouldn’t Tony Goldwyn’s D actually be included in the post with Tony Goldwyn?” and the fact that you even need to ask me that means we’re done talking right now. 

*You should know there were originally ten but I got really lazy and decided to eat peanut butter cheerios instead.

Hiddleswift - Part 5

Finally more Hiddleswift. And next chapter will be even more, because then they will actually meet. I hope y’all like it <3

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Part 1: http://jackieswift.tumblr.com/post/146173439072/hiddleswift-part-1

Part 2: http://jackieswift.tumblr.com/post/147240408182/hiddleswift-part-2

Part 3: http://jackieswift.tumblr.com/post/147859682262/hiddleswift-part-3

Part 4: http://jackieswift.tumblr.com/post/148009433322/hiddleswift-part-4

Interview’s and texting

*Tom’s pov*

May 6th. A beautiful day. And I’m home in England, to do interviews for ”I Saw The Light”. I have one interview at The Graham Norton Show and one with Short List. After all the headlines about me and Taylor I was a bit nervous. We had decided to met up next week, but I still had no idea what Adam thought about it all.

I got to the interview. We talked about my movies, I sang, we talked about fan art, and of course the whole pole dancing thing came up. I still think it’s so funny, my fans could just paint a normal picture of me, but because of that one scene, so many people paint me when I’m pole dancing. And we talked about so much more, it was interesting to be there with other actors. Because then you have people that you have something in common with. And to my surprise, no questions about Taylor, but maybe that was for the best.

I left the place and drove past Starbucks on my way home. Because somehow, Starbucks got me to think about the american beauty, I would meet in just in a few days.

Some days later

May 9th, the short list interview. I came there and people were vey nice. I was pretty sure that this interview would be more about my movie ”I Saw The Light”, because I was alone and the only one to ask questions and talk with.

We sat down and a man started asking me questions. It was easy to talk to him, he was very decent and got me to laugh some times. When I talked about my trip to Nashville, I realized Taylor lives there. That brought a smile to my face. The interview was great, and then he came to what I had been waiting for, during the whole interview. I started to laugh when he mentioned the moment I had with Taylor. He asked me some light question and I started stutter, because I got a bit nervous. What should I say so it would be awkward to meet her the day after tomorrow? I started to talk about it all and looked down at the ground at first, because I didn’t want anyone to notice the smile I got on my face when I was talking about her. I was an actor so I had to deal with it, I thought and finally looked up and kept talking.

Then, the interview was finished, I made it look like it was very much a one time thing in a friendship, but deep inside I knew, that at least for me, it was so much more. But I couldn’t tell the world that I had a crush on a girl that was already in love with someone else. I couldn’t tell the world that she is the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning and the last thing I think about before I fall a sleep. How could I tell the world when I hadn’t talked to her about it, and when I barley dare to admit it to myself. Damn Tom, don’t do this. Taylor is way out of your league.

When I got home I fixed some late lunch, I sat down and next to my plate I had my phone, and I saw how the screen turned bright and the name ”Taylor Swift” came up. I grabbed my phone right away to look at it. ”Hey you! I’m really looking forward to Wednesday, but I totally understand if you rater do something else. I’m sorry about the articles. And if we meet again it would probably be worse, so if you don’t want to, I just wanted you to know that I wont be mad. You know when I said ”Being Taylor Swift isn’t the easiest thing”, this is what I was talking about. I’m kind of used to it now after all these years, but I understand if you’re not up for it. So, if that was it, I just wanted you to know that it was great meeting you. -Tay”

I got sad when I read the text, she seriously thought I wouldn’t want to see her again, because of all the stories the media made up about us. I started imagine what life this young woman have had.  Full of hate against her and not just being treated bad by boys, but also by the media. Of course I wanted to meet her. I wanted nothing more than another chance to see that beautiful blonde girl, and try to make her smile, because her smile is more beautiful than birds flying over a summer meadow with lots of flowers and a blue sky. That woman was something extra ordinary, I knew it.

”Hi! I’m looking forward to Wednesday too. I understand it must be tough, but I don’t care. I just really want another chance to meet you. We can stay in if you don’t want any new crazy stories, because you have Adam. The place isn’t important to me, you are. I hope you can stop being worried about this and try to have a beautiful day - Tom”

Sent…

*Taylor’s pov*

I laid down in my bed with my phone. Looking at all the crazy stories about me and Tom. It wasn’t that weird that Adam had been mad. But after trying to fix it all, we decided to book a trip, and try having a great vacation together. Try to have a vacation like our last. Because that one had been like a dream, but during this vacation we would see if we work as a couple or if it’s worthless to even try.

I scrolled through story after story about me and Tom, supposedly they call us Hiddleswift. It was kind of cute, and I guess our first names didn’t work together, so they had to take our last names. Wonder what it would be if we took our first names and mixed. Something like Tam or Tolor. No, that was terrible. Mixing our last names was a great idea. I mean you can name a friendship, because that’s all we can be, and ever will be. If he’s okay with the stories out there. What if he hates me now? I should text him and see if he even dare to meet me. It’s not like normal people have to warn a guy with ”Hey sorry, but you can’t stand next to me, because if you do, the whole world will go crazy.” I love my life so much, I can travel the world whenever I want to, I have an amazing family, I get to do what I love for a living and I can take long breaks whenever I want, but this whole media thing is driving me crazy.

I took up my phone and went to contacts and scrolled down to Tom Hiddlestone. I started writing….”Hey you! I’m really looking forward to Wednesday, but I totally understand if you rater do something else. I’m sorry about the articles. And if we meet again it would probably be worse, so if you don’t want to, I just wanted you to know that I wont be mad. You know when I said ”Being Taylor Swift isn’t the easiest thing”, this is what I was talking about. I’m kind of used to it now after all these years, but I understand if you’re not up for it. So, if that was it, I just wanted you to know that it was great meeting you. -Tay”

A tear fell down my cheek as I pressed send. Why couldn’t I be friend with any single boys? The only boys I could hang out with is my best friends boyfriends. If I hang out with any other boy, the media goes crazy. Okay, I can hang out with Austin too, but even when I’m out with Adam we almost every time get a lot of pictures taken of us. And I know that Adam hates it, that we never can be alone.

Around 10 minutes later I got a respond. ”Hi! I’m looking forward to Wednesday too. I understand it must be tough, but I don’t care. I just really want another chance to meet you. We can stay in if you don’t want any new crazy stories, because you have Adam. The place isn’t important to me, you are. I hope you can stop being worried about this and try to have a beautiful day - Tom”

Was he serious? Or did he just think he could deal with it all? I mean Adam said that he didn’t care, but we have fights about it all the time. I know meeting him as a friend would be different from meeting him as something more, but what if me and Adam break up and he and I. No Taylor, stop.

”I’m so happy to hear that, but I don’t think you understand how much it is. I mean even Adam hates it. Is it really okay that we stay in? Because then you’re more than welcome to my place. Thank you so much, you too.”
I really like Tom, so I’m glad he wants to meet me, but I don’t want him to regret it. And maybe it was too much to tell him that Adam is having a really big problem with it, but what is a friend ship if you start it with lies?

I decided to take a shower, because now I had laid in my bed for a couple of hours. I had been awake pretty early, because I had been so worried that Tom wouldn’t show up. But it seems like he actually will come here to see me, and that made me happy. So it was time to step up from my bed now.

When I had put on some clothes after the shower I decided to eat some breakfast. When I sat downstairs I remember that the last thing I did before I took I shower was texting him. I went up to take my phone and when I turned it on I saw that I had gotten my respond.

”It must be hard being Taylor Swift, but I really don’t care about stupid rumors. I like successful women. And I’m sorry that Adam can’t handle it all, but I really think I can. And hey, it’s not like we’re getting married, we’re just meeting for a chance to get to know each other better. So we meet at your place and see what happens. And if the media takes a picture of me at your house, great for them. And I can print it and frame it on a wall because I’m sure your house is pretty, and not everyone can say that they’ve been at Taylor Swift’s home”

He had humor, I love his humor. Come on Taylor, of course you do, he’s British.

”Haha 😂 Then I guess I see you on Wednesday. At my place 1pm?” I wrote and then sent him my address.

”Sounds lovely, can’t wait to see you” he responded.

Michael Ford’s Top 30 Worst Movies of All Time

I’m sure you all know I LOVE movies. I review movies, I talk about movies a lot… movies are one of my favorite artforms, and they really mean a lot to me. But as with any great artform, there’s always some shitty stuff in there too. I don’t like absolutely everything I watch, that’s for sure. Here are the 30 films I found bad, insulting, disgraceful, mediocre letdowns, or what have you. Some of these choices may even surprise you; there’s a lot of odd movies I have a great hate for.

As a quick note, the following films are not on here, because these are probably the stereotypical things you’d imagine to be on the list:

  • Minions: As I mentioned in my review, it’s not bad. Yes, it stars Minions, but they’re not as intolerable as I would have suspected, and for something so blatantly cashgrabby there’s a shocking amount of heart and effort in it.
  • Anything by Michael Bay: I hate Pearl Harbor as much as the next guy, but overall I like quite a few of his films. Yes, even a couple of the Transformers films, 1 and 3 particularly (2 was dumb but not dumb enough for this list)
  • The Star Wars prequels: Setting aside 3, which is a great movie, 1 and 2 are kinda pointless and dumb, especially 2, but I have a bit of nostalgia for them, though that’s not why I’m not putting them on. Even all the nostalgia aside, they aren’t awful, just… mediocre.
  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: This is one of my favorite movies. No joke. I love this film. Yes, it is the weakest Indiana Jones film, but even the weakest Indiana Jones film is still a fun time for me. I wasn’t even too bothered by the fridge or aliens, only thing that bugged me was the fucking CGI prairie dogs.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and 4: While three is a bloated mess and four isn’t amazing, they’re both perfectly decent films in their own right.
  • Man of Steel and Dawn of Justice: I like both of these movies. I don’t love them, but they’re both pretty good, especially the latter. Jesse Eisenberg as Luthor, on the other hand…
  • Battlefield Earth, The Room, Foodfight, any other infamously bad movie: They’re not on this list for a very special reason which will become apparent soon enough.
  • Anything else not listed: Just ask, I’ll tell you why it’s not here.

With all that aside, let’s begin:

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