i still dont know what i did

this might be just me and im making a fool of myself but what the fuck i just found out that all coffee-mate products are dairy free? i was reading the nutrition facts while my coffee was brewing and at the top it says “dairy free, lactose free, gluten free” and i was like hm? did i buy dairy-free creamer? that’s kinda good actually bc im a little lactose intolerant but still how did i not notice? it’s not on the front label anywhere just in little print above the nutrition facts so i checked the other bottle thats a different flavor and that had it too and then i looked it up and like. 

what the fuck!! no offense but? i spent months last year drinking disgusting almond milk and coconut milk coffee creamer bc i was trying to cut down on dairy as much as possible and it was GROSS. it’s DISGUSTING. and all this time my precious treasured classic french vanilla coffee creamer was dairy-free? the whole damn time??? it’s a revelation

Introducing TD and Chastity Play, What i did wrong......

To me FLR has SO many different angles and when introducing your partner its important to be careful. See where as i took my time, slowly introduced more and more bits into it before eventually plucking up the courage to put the cage on and show her, i still made some real big mistakes.

See my wife is not a Domme, i dont really want to know about her previous life before me but im kinda guessing im the first person that really wants to explore all these roads and possibility with her. I originally made this Blog to share things i found sexy in some way shape or form with her and looking back now i should have kept it more Vanilla and slowly introduced my interest in things like pegging. See you follow all these people then one day they reblog some Sissy stuff, some Anal Torture, Some Ball Busting. From my wife’s perspective she probably sees that and thinks FUCKING HELL.

The reason i am writing this is because somethings have been lost in translation, see she was under the impression that i wanted to become her bitch, a groveling sissy whore who wanted to wear her clothes and make up and suck strapons all day long. Now if that’s your thing im all for it but that wasn’t what i wanted.  

I came across chastity play and tease and denial play a while back, i have always been aware of bondage and always had a thing for tying or being tied up sexually. I saw it as a fun way for a male and female to have a laugh, be intimate and grow together as a couple. As much as i love her Locking me up, tying me up, teasing me and laughing as i quiver on the bed in a desperate need to cum only to deny me for another day i also would love to do the same for her. Its about exploring each others bodies, each others fantasies.

Its only fun for me if its fun for her, if she wants to lock me for a day, a week, a month or a year ill play the game as long as she finds it exiting and gets a kick out of it. If she doesn’t want it its just not going to work. But don’t give up that easily pick it up and put it down, its keeps it exiting. After a chat with my wife in the week she said she likes the cage but doesn’t want a bitch of a husband, so i explained the above and below to her and now i think it makes sense.

I am writing this because i get lots of messages from people asking how did i break the news? how did i get her on board? Truth is we are still working on it, still exploring it. I haven’t been in the cage for months, as real life is more important. This morning after our chats and fun this week i put it on.

I guess im very lucky to have such an amazing wife, i put it on gave her the keys and she smiled. That’s all i wanted. She is one of a kind, trusting and fucking gorgeous.

For anyone out there toying with this i hope this has helped, below are few images i have stolen from others. I hope they don’t mind. Good Luck and go have some fun.

I love making her moan, and its true i work harder when my dick is locked up and im working to earn a release, its common knowledge you put more effort into thngs if your getting something in return. (Or at least you think you are) 

Then there is this, after a night of teasing and a great time she didnt let you cum, your going to wake up in the morning and WANT to do this for her because your still super horny. You know your not going get to cum but pleasing her is at least some sexual activity.

Then on the other hand there is nothing sexier than doing the same to her, make her feel how you feel, i remember once back in the early days i edged my wife and then just turned the wand off and said nah, night night. She was mortified, grabbing my cock, trying her hardest to get me to fuck her. In the morning she woke up horny and we fucked. But it can work both ways.

This is also one that i agree with, the lust i have towards her, the want to constantly touch her, to kiss her its just amazing. Then once you cum its takes a good few days to get that back. Its the strongest drug i have ever felt and its awesome. 

I love it when she feels sexy the sexier she feels the more she glows the better the experience. 

Turn it into a game, a guessing game and have fun with it.

Tease him, if he is anything like me he will enjoy it.

But most importantly talk about it, discuss it find out what you both want from it and just have fun.

I guarantee it will bring you closer together. 

Dispite Everything, It's still You (Original Sans Motivational Audio)
Dispite Everything, It's still You (Original Sans Motivational Audio)

I was inspired to write a short little Inspiration thing for New years when i saw this post made by @destiny-smasher

So i wrote a quick thing for it.

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did anyone else notice that niall brought his new guitar onto the stage even though he didnt use it???? like, he just wanted people to see how beautiful his baby is… i cant with this kid anymore.


In case you were wondering what happened to Alex’s backbone in season eleven, 
apparently he left it somewhere in season ten.

hp blog aes !!

i still have like 4 days of break, which i should probably spend on stuDYING but i dont wanna do that all day so i’ll do these too!! i did these b4 and they were rly fun so yeaa :)

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  • send me smth ur looking forward to in 2017 / ur fave pokemon (yes im still obsessed sue me) / book recs / anything u want, rly!
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i just remembered that i completely did not know the bye bye man was an actual legitimate thing, like i thought it was some fake meme that tumblr had made up to make fun of a generic unscary movie title. Every post i saw i thought “huh i still dont know what the actual name is” and then the other night we were driving home and i saw an advertisement for it and i. i just. it’s a real fucking thing. that’s a name. thats the real name for a real movie that they’re really putting out into this world. i had to look it up when i got home to make sure it’s not some huge elaborate prank and im STILL not sure, i am. In disbelief still. 

snowman emoji review

pure little happy snowman, bad shading takes away from some of the cuteness, complete with all facial features…4/5

something is a little off with this snowman. first of all, it’s gray, has no nose, hat, or buttons. still has a really cute face so…2/5

it has some promising features: nice colors, a nose, scarf, and a hat. but what is up with that outline? it looks like an ms paint glitch. typical of microsoft…2/5

nice little happy snowman, weird colors but that’s okay, this little dude needs a hat tho, his head is gonna get cold…3/5

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? aside from the terrible shading this is the most uncomfortable, forlorn snowman i have ever seen, it looks like an emo packing peanut, i relate but a snowman should never have to look like this…-10/5

look at this happy little dude, i like him. aside from his missing nose i think he’s perfect: simple colors, happy little face, pure soul…4/5

i love this little snowman. practical shading, cute face, nice hat, everything you could ask for in a snowman. good job facebook!…5/5

another pleasing snowman. three buttons, carrot nose, top hat, nice colors, very nice job messenger…5/5

something about this snowman makes me a little uncomfortable. the coloring is nice, the hat is nice, but i feel like it’s… watching me with those beady eyes and the creepy smile, also who has pentagon shaped buttons?…2/5

what an unsettling little fellow. the front-view nose looks like a scared mouth, and orange arms make it look like there’s a person inside it, looks like he’s missing a button as well. i don’t trust him…1/5

one arm, intense shading, a sunhat (?), no nose, red buttons, WHAT IS UP WITH THIS SNOWMAN? a happy amputee snowman with an eccentric sense of fashion…-1/5



In 1 month you would be turning 17, and i wonder everyday what would that be like, if you would be borrowing my clothes and make up, or if you would still play with dolls as you did when you left me here.

Would you still be funny and sweet as you were?, Never calling me “fat” or things that you know would hurt me.

I miss you, so much its unbereable, like a hole in the middle of my chest. You were my sister, my only sister and I dont have you by my side anymore. And its really unfair. I would give up my life if that would bring you back.

I’m so afraid noone will remember you but me. Thats one of my greatest fears. If people forget how lovely you were and how strong and brave and how willing to go through hell just to live.

I want all people to know about you.

Lucy (Lucia Florencia), was born in February 4th in 1998, when i was six years old, and she was my best friend ever.

She was really funny and loved to play dress up. She usually used Sailor Moon’s suit and put make up on and it was just hillarious.

She really liked when i took pictures of her, she was like my model, i really liked taking pictures of her. She is the cutest thing the world has ever had.

Her hair was long and waivy and dark brown, and her eyes where so bright and charming and obscure at the same time, really misterious.

She played the piano, the violin and had a really good ear and could play lots of songs only by ear, without even know how to read partitures.

She was bright as hell, but really talkative, and sometimes naughty. Once she came back from school (9 years old), and told my dad, “I have one bad new and one good”, my dad said “Tell me the bad first”, “the teacher put me a bad face on my notebook because i punched Anna on the face, she was being really rude”, and my dad said, “and whats the good one” “That Anna is okey, that we are fine, and it was nothing at all, just that”. He could not stop laughing after that.

She was my rock, and I was hers. We loved each other even more other sibbligs do. She was the true face of love.

Her favourite stuffed animal was the racoon you can see in the bed besides her. She was burried with him, his name was “Mapachin”, and he was her fav since she was like 3 years old, when she cut really deep her finger and had to have stitches and mum bought that to her for being so brave.

She got sick in 2008, she was 10, her back started hurting really bad, and after xrays and exams, mum came back crying like I had never seen her, and my world felt appart.

I had to go and tell Lucy she had to go to another city to get her back cured. and she asked me if she would have to take some medicine, and it broke my heart.

She had cancer, a new kind of cancer, in one tumor it had different fenotipes and there was no treatment that cured the whole tumor, so they removed it. It didnt work.

She thought she was cured, my parents never could tell her the truth after that, we were all a reck, really messed up people, we still are. We will always be. Life really took love away from us in such a hurtfull and horrible way its almost impossible to describe.

Whatever doctors said that she might have or experience, happened. Every single bad thing. She had to lie on a bed for 4 months without moving, cause her brain tumor wouldnt let her. Her lungs tumors filled her lungs with water, so she couldnt breath anymore.

After some months of unbeareable sadness and hoping for miracles and praying to every god ever existed. Doctors had to put her in medical coma, because she wouldnt get better. Ever.

And that was it. on June 8th on 2010, my sister died of cancer, in a hospital bed. Her last thing she “said” (she couldnt talk anymore, so she said I LOVE U blinking her eyes really hard), was I love you, to my mum, dad and me.

And I lost everything.

The day after that, was when i saw death itself. My sister, insanely pale and blue-ish in a coffin, and i had months and months of nightmares.

I miss her smell, i miss her voice, and i miss not remembering everything that happened before the illness, because i wasnt really thinking something as destroying as that would happen.

Im just writing my heart here, you cant see my fingers trembling, or the tears running down my face, but i know you can feel them, because i need to tell you all this.

Please think of her, even though you didnt know her. She was my baby sister, and my mate, and my love. And i dont have her anymore and I dont want her to be lost in time and noone knowing who she is.

She couldve been a remarkable piano player, or an actress, or a veterinary,for her love towards animals. But she hadnt the chance to do that.

She didnt have her first kiss

or her first period

or travel to disney world

or be trully in love with someone

and most of the things we enjoy as teens and young adults. She couldnt have them, so please, think of her when u do. Say her name before going to sleep, tell your kids about this amazing girl who lived in Mar del Plata, Argentina and told the kindergarten teacher she wanted to be a Ship captain just like her dad. And how she was not ashamed at all when she asked santa for a HotWeels Car wash instead of a barbie.

I love you, and I hope you think of her.

Eugenia Cecilia Arroyo.


vintage beifong memes

the dramatic shrug

when pema announced she was in labor the second everyone realized the equalists were attacking and the camera just zoomed in really fast on lin’s face

sacrificing your bending so that tenzin and his family could get away………they still get caught

what did lin do to air temple island?

the hereditary wrist flick

skrillex beifong

the collective gasp heard around the universe/the most insane burn in the history of animation (you know what i’m talking about)

macklemore beifong

”i bet those glasses dont even have lenses

“oh who is this cute guard oh who is she i really like her i want to see more of her oh no not like that

bonding with your kids by talking them on assassination missions with you

the hair

“youre crushing my individuality!”

when bolin caught one of the twins and he patted bolin on the cheek in response and everyone wanting to talk about it but not knowing which twin it was

“she wouldn’t!” mmmwatcha say

“kuvira did nothing wrong” discourse

  • me: tell him its okay
  • brain: tell him you're broke and chattered, pour your heart out to him
  • me: but he doesn't give a shit
  • brain: buT WhAT IF he DoEs CarE??!
  • me: he doesn't. stop. you're messing with me
  • brain: no I'm NOT???? youR'E NOTHING BUT SHIT????!!!?????
  • me: please calm down
  • brain: WhY??? TeLL HIm. PLz?!!!!!!
  • me: fine, I'll just be sad by myself forever
  • brain: ok that's fine with me worthless cunt
What fans think when listening to Fall Out Boy songs

Hum Hallelujah- this is so catchy omfg more pls

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs- I’ve listened to this song over a thousand times but I still love it

This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race- why isn’t “goddamned” in the title?

What A Catch, Donnie- why can’t I stop crying

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark- the radio overplayed it for everyone in the normal world but I’m still trying to save rock and roll over here

The Kids Aren’t Alright- I still don’t understand this are the kids okay or are we singing about something else

Alone Together: YEAH


Young Volcanoes- happy happy happy smiles all around I’m a volcano of emotions

American Beauty/American Psycho- I’m a creeeep, I’m a weirdoooo

When someone talks to me after 12 am it gets really deep.
11:59pm: My favourite colour is pink.
12:00am: I once killed a man.

you know what really hurts

the fact that mickeys last line was “fuck you, gallagher” its like we are right back where we started…..mickey putting his guard up and pushing away his feelings because he’s hurt. he once again did not get the love he deserves even after everything he’s been through. it almost feels like all of gallavich’s development throughout the years was truly for nothing because even after mickey put his guard down he still was left heartbroken. and ian…….man i dont even recognize ian anymore, but i also dont blame him, its so obvious that boy loves mickey. i blame the writers because gallavich are fully capable of living a happy life together in a loving relationship but because its “shameless” they want to mess everything up. for some reason they think ian is better off without mickey but these last two episode just proves he will never be the same without mickey. what even was the point of building up gallavich if we are right back where we started…..a hurt and alone mickey and ian going back to his family who don’t pay attention to him. literally right back where we started in season 1.