i still don't get how nobody wanted to date this little guy

xionroxas  asked:

Okay, okay, I've read a lot, I mean it, A LOT of scenarios, headcannons, stories, etc., about chocobros x reader and stuff like that, so... Please, please, don't hate me What if... The s/o confesses their feelings for a chocobro, he rejectes them, and then other chocobro developes, confesses or whatever, his feelings for them Maybe even a little fight or argument due to how the first chocobro could reject them Am I expressing correctly???

I could never hate you! I love when you guys send me scenarios and prompts!
I think I understand, it took a little shuffling and adjusting but I think I got everything right.  Please let me know if this is what you were going for! :)

I don’t feel the Bros would get into arguments with one another about something like this tho, they all seem pretty chill with whatever.

~~~~~~

“I’m an idiot, I’m such an idiot.” You cry to yourself, as you pulled your legs to your chest. You knew that with crushes and confessions that rejection were always an option. Yet why did it have to hurt so bad?

“Y/N?”

“Fuck…” You whisper to yourself drying your face with the back of your hand, trying to get your sobs under control. “Yeah?”

Keep reading

#233 - For anonymous

Filling the prompt “reader losing her virginity to Van? Not super smutty stuff, but like cutesy, body pos maybe?”

Note: Yo. Virginity is a social construct. Fucked twenty people today? Get it, friend. Never want to touch another body in your life? Cool af. Waiting till ya find ya soulmate? Groovy. Don’t think about it much at all? Rad. Your body. Your choice. Whatever you want to do with it and however you want to define it is up to you. Now. Back to thinking about Van McCann’s stupidly long fingers.


There were a million things that kept Van at a distance. He was a year older, seventeen to your sixteen. He dropped out of school while you stayed. Your parents’ nervousness of your friendship with him. Catfish and the constant touring and prioritising of the band over everything else. Van’s carefree and wild nature; a stark contrast to your calculated and cautious. The tragedy was that none of that mattered to Van. He had followed you around since you met as children. He had loved you like you had loved him. Maybe it wasn’t proper love, just teenage crushes that felt like the absolute end of the world. Regardless, all the things that kept Van at a distance wouldn’t have really meant anything if you hadn’t have let them.

Most people assumed you were dating. They’d all stopped questioning anything Van did long ago, so it was never an issue that you were so different. Platonically and innocently tangled up in bed sheets ironed by your mother, listening to Bernie’s vinyls on your big brother’s record player, watching Van watch you, you had never felt so same. So identical. He was just like you and you were just like him.

“You’re killin’ me, love,” he’d say whenever you’d only let him kiss your cheek, or demand a stupid piggy back instead of hand holding, or scoff and roll your eyes whenever he joked about being a proper couple. Honestly, the only thing keeping you and Van from being Y/N And Van was you.

Keep reading

Turn It Off ♡ Jonah Marais Imagine

Title: Turn It Off

Pairing: Jonah x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 539

Summary: Jonah is paying more attention to his phone than to you, so you take matters into your own hands.

Warning(s): Like one cuss word, I think? If there’s anything else, message me and let me know!

A/N: Thank you so much for the request, anon! If anyone would like to request a fic, you can do so here: x


You weren’t really sure why you were still there. Your friends, who were a lot more skilled in the dating department than you were, had told you that if a guy paid more attention to his phone than he did to you, it was time to run for the hills and never look back. But you didn’t want to do that. You really did like Jonah, and he meant a lot to you. So, you sat with gritted teeth, watching as he scrolled through Twitter, never sparing a glance in your direction. You reached for your phone and opened Snapchat, opting to talk to people who’d actually pay attention to you rather than mull over Jonah’s neglect.

Half an hour later, he was still on his phone. You couldn’t really be mad at him—Why Don’t We had just dropped their Invitation EP and he was busy promoting it and responding to fans. It was his job. But you’d invited to your apartment so he could spend time with you, not have his entire focus attached to his phone. You wanted to ask him to leave, but you never got to see him anymore. But every time that damn phone dinged, you were 100% ready to pry it from his hands and chuck it against the wall.

A lightbulb went off above your head. Still on your phone, you left Snapchat and opened the Music app. You turned the volume on your phone to about halfway and started playing a song from Why Don’t We’s Invitation EP on repeat.

It’s going up on the notifications (turn it off, turn it off)
DM gotta go on vacation (turn it off, turn it off)
They ain’t gotta know your current location (turn it off, turn it off)
‘Cause tonight we goin’ private and nobody else allowed

You watched Jonah in the corner of your eye, trying to see if he was going to react or not. But he was completely zoned out. You frowned, and turned the volume a little bit more and set your phone to the side. You stood up and left the room for a few minutes. When you came back, Jonah still hadn’t noticed that his song was playing.

Desperate to get his attention away from his phone, you turned the volume up all the way. Jonah’s head snapped toward you.

“Are you…Are you playing my song?” he asked.

“Mhm,” you hummed. A smirk curled across your face.

“How long has it been playing?”

“A while,” you admitted. “I didn’t think you were ever going to notice it. You were so focused on your phone, I don’t think you would’ve noticed if a tornado came through here.”

His face was the color of a firetruck. “I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

You laughed. “Mhmm. Care to explain why you didn’t realize your own song was playing?”

He wrapped his arms around you and buried his face in your neck. “Shut up. You don’t know what you’re talking about.” 

“Yeah, okay, whatever you say,” you giggled. You snuggled with Jonah, laughing under your breath. For the rest of the night, the two of you cuddled and ignore any other notification that came from his phone.

anonymous asked:

I don't know if this is one you have answered before, but what would you headcanon are any of the bros special skills? Like, we know that Ingis is a great cook, and Noctis is a good fisherman- but skills maybe they don't make particularly public? Like, maybe one of them has a beautiful singing voice, but they don't often sing. Stuff like that. ^^;;

I honestly love doing headcanons like this!! I love getting to dig into their character and find something new so thank you for the request nonnie!! I hope you enjoy <3

I wrote something a little while ago ((I think it was the post about the boys’ and their R&R day of choice)) that made me start to headcanon that Ignis is actually a really good artist.  Not like painting or anything like that, but sketching.  We all know he has that little leather bound notebook of his that he takes notes in for his recipes and so I definitely see him as having another smaller one dedicated to his sketches.  It tends to be random things that catch his eye when he goes out on his days off to recoup, and because these sketches are done for more his benefit than anything else they never really see the light of day.  Nobody knows that he’s a brilliant sketch artist.

Noctis is really good at playing the guitar.  He’d been taught how to play the piano when he was younger as “all young royals should be skilled at an instrument” but many of Noctis’s memories related to playing the piano are filled with frustration for the most part.  It was in high school that he began to teach himself to play the guitar.  It was a slow process as he didn’t have much time to himself to practice, but he was able to become decently skilled after a year or so.  He prefers to finger-pick and when he does it’s quite honestly mesmerizing.  The way his fingers move so dexterously along the strings and the way he seems to simply lose himself in the music.  He tends to play around the campfire when he’s with the guys.  It helps them all loosen up.

Maybe I’m just projecting for this one lol but I think that Gladio is actually a very talented writer.  His fascination with books dates back to his middle school days where his love for reading blossomed.  It wasn’t until probably around high school when he got into writing.  It had been during a time where he didn’t want to be the next Shield anymore – fed up with the constant pressure and idea that his life was second to that of Noctis.  With all the books Gladio had read he had something of a knack for writing.  Nobody, not even Iris, knows about his love to write and thus nobody knows that one of his dreams is to publish a book one day likely under a pen name, chronicling his adventures with Noctis and the rest of the boys. 

Prompto…idk this one was difficult for me but I think that one of Prompto’s quiet talents is that he can pick up new languages very quickly.  A part of Prompto has always had a slight fascination with languages and during the period of time wherein he really didn’t have any friends, he’d turned to learning languages as his coping obsession.  Once he became friends with Noctis and co. he stopped throwing himself into learning new languages so rigorously, but he still kept the interest.  Prompto is up to six languages at this point and is currently in the middle of learning a seventh.  This talent isn’t as unknown as the rest of the boys’ talents as after the first few instances where Prompto randomly started conversing in a foreign language the boys picked up on his affinity for languages pretty easily.  

anonymous asked:

how come sans is the jester if he and pap just showed up one day in snowdin, and they don't seem to have fallen into the underground along with the older monsters after the war? how is he qualified for the position when he's basically a baby? :O

(THIS GOT /REALLY/ LONG I AM SO SORRY)

Oh, that? I’m pretty sure Toriel and Asgore are some of the only monsters still alive since the war, actually. It’s implied to have been a very long time, and Boss Monsters have their very strange lifespans; most of the monsters in the underground probably were born there and never saw the sun in the first place. Like, it’s not just the kids who’ve never seen the sky; it’s the majority of monsterkind. 

Plus I don’t think Sans is a baby at all - we know he was almost certainly a scientist at some point, with the connections he’s got to Gaster and that back room of his and the quantum physics book 

where the bros came from may be a total mystery, but i’m p sure they aren’t just kids, even if papyrus acts like one (i figure he’s probably the skele equivalent of about 19 or 20, whereas sans is closer to thirties or like. late twenties.) 

as for what qualifies him for being the royal fool, though, well, look at him: 

Keep reading

“They Just Don’t Know You” - Jack Maynard

First imagine about Jack Maynard!!!!!!!!! Hope you enjoy :)

Word count: 806

Based off of the song They Just Don’t Know You by Little Mix.


You and Jack have been together for a year now and the two of you couldn’t be happier, but it wasn’t always like this. All of your close friends and family kept saying he wasn’t the one for you. They believed he would break your heart in a matter of weeks when you both started dating. Even after you were together for two months, they still believed he was going to leave or cheat on you.

This started happening when you first introduced him to your parents. When you two were invited for dinner at your parents house, you were thrilled to introduce Jack and let them get to know him but as the evening started, things got awkward and silent really quickly. You could tell they didn’t like him. They kept giving him funny looks when he wasn’t looking and gave you looks of disapproval every time he would say something. Jack started to notice it too that night, but he didn’t want to make things worse by saying something to them. He kept quiet, although you would’ve like to say something yourself right then and there but you too kept quiet, hoping that the night will come to an end. When it did finally end, you and Jack arrived back at your flat as soon as you received a message from your mum. You weren’t surprised when she said she didn’t want you seeing Jack, telling you to break up before he breaks your heart. You didn’t respond, instead you put your phone down on the kitchen counter and walked into your bedroom to get ready for bed. Jack saw the message from your mum. You walked out of the bedroom to see Jack reading the message. Your heart shattered into a million pieces when you saw Jack’s facial expression, staring at the bright screen that is your phone. You grabbed your phone and sent a message back saying,

“I’m not breaking up with him and he won’t be breaking up with me.”

You and Jack both promised that night that whatever your parents thought of him, the two of you will never break up.

“They just don’t know you.” You told him as you put your arms around him.

Next you introduced Jack to your friends on a night out a few weeks later. Yet again your friends had the same reaction as your parents. Once Jack went to use the bathroom, your friends kept saying that he is no good. They said that they know that type of boy that Jack is, the one who would use a girl and pretend to love them and care for them and out of nowhere dump and leave them. You couldn’t believe that even your friends thought he was a player. You kept telling them that he would never do something like, that he’ll be there for you and never leave you.

You knew why your family and friends thought he would break your heart in two and you have to admit you also stared to have doubts about the relationship. Jack was the type of guy to go out clubbing every night and hook up with a random girl he would know for only a few hours, but when you two met he’d change but not completely. He still went out clubbing just not as much and when he did he would take you with him. He always kept his eyes on you at the club, to him you were the only girl there, but some nights he would talk to girls at the bar when he’s ordering drinks but that’s just how he is.

When your friends noticed this they would give you looks in ways of saying “I told you so” and “He’ll never change”. You didn’t let it get to you because you know Jack would always be faithful, he was just a naturally flirty person.

A year later and you and Jack are still together. You friends have finally warmed up to him and welcomed him but of course, them being the supporting friends they are, gave him a nice but stern talk about what will happen if he breaks your heart. Your parents also got used to him, they weren’t as worried about you dating him. Once he helped you with starting your own youtube channel after your other career went downhill, you parents couldn’t believe how supportive and encouraging he was during that time.

After all you two have been through so far, you both couldn’t be happier. After months of you telling everyone that they didn’t know Jack and that he wouldn’t leave or cheat on you, you couldn’t be more thrilled with how life was treating you both. You and Jack were in love and nothing or nobody was going to be changing that anytime soon.

#141 - For Haileigh & anonymous

Filling the prompts “something where the protagonist also has a stutter?” and “Van met the reader waiting in a Merch line at a streets concert before he buys that one hoodie that we’ve seen him in.”

Note: You guys know that I don’t write what I don’t know. I don’t have a stutter, but my little brother did for a long time before he had speech therapy. So, I’m going to draw on that experience for this fic. If even a single person finds it misrepresentative, or offence, I will delete it. Also, Van got that hoodie when he was, like, very smol very young. But let’s pretend it happened when he was about 21 or so, yeah?


You pointed at the merch table after Jocelyn said she was going to the bathroom. “Yep. Meet at our spot on the corner?” she asked. You nodded and walked off to join the line. 

The Streets had performed, and it was fucking mayhem. They’re a divisive type of band; you either love them with all your heart or think they’re a load of untalented wank. Obviously, everyone at the show thought the former, therefore the gig erupted in alcohol-fuelled sing alongs and weird mosh-dance hybrid movements. People were drenched in sweat, and still yelling lyrics in accents that either were completely put on or were an exaggeration of their own. 

The boy in front of you in the line bounced from foot to foot. A bottle was smashed somewhere near the bar, and everyone in line turned to look. After assessing the situation, they went back to their post-show conversations. All but the bouncing boy returned to face the merch table. He grinned at you and you smiled back. He was happiness personified. He was bright eyes and dimples and sweaty, glowy skin.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Hello, If this prompt interests you please write it. Its au modern setting where tony is a young billionaire and steve and bucky are best friends who both like him but tony is wary of both of them, they convince him to give both of them a chance and then both of them get shovel talks from pepper, happy, clint, rhodey, natasha and jonas vision. it would be nice since its always tony who gets those talks. steve and bucky don't know them and are terrified of them. happy ending.

I love protective!Anyone so thank you very much for this prompt! I hope this fits what you had in mind! This got pretty long, so watch out for the cut.

“Who are you?” Steve asks in that forcefully calm voice he uses when he’s about to bodily throw a handsy asshole out of the club.

“How the fuck did you get in here?” Bucky blurts at the same time because Tony has spent weeks carefully updating their ratty apartment’s security to level a Kim Possible themed super villain hideout after it had become clear that they weren’t going to let him buy move them into a Stark secured mansion any time soon. They don’t have a pit filled with piranhas quite yet, but certainly not for lack of trying on Tony’s part.

Right now Bucky almost regrets backing Steve up on that matter. Not that Tony’s pouting wasn’t adorable but maybe if they did own a bunch of rabid fish they wouldn’t have a stranger sitting in their kitchen like they own it right now.

The woman doesn’t answer either one of their questions, just tilts her head a little and stares them down in a way that makes Bucky itch with the urge to apologise for a crime he doesn’t even know he’s committed yet.

“You must be Steve Rogers,” the still nameless woman comments as she takes in Steve’s broad frame, hands clutching his umbrella like it’s a club. Because of course a fight is always the first thing on the punk’s mind. Bucky’s convinced there’s no item that won’t turn into an impromptu weapon in Steve’s hand, and a deadly effective one at that.

“And you James Barnes,” the woman continues matter-of-factly.

Keep reading

as promised: the fetishism callout post!

let me just begin by saying there's nothing wrong with finding any of the cast members attractive. this is an EXTREMELY attractive cast. everyone is so FINE I bet even the folks backstage who we don't see are gorgeous. Its okay to be sexually attracted to them too! We've all made posts professing our love to the cast, which is perfectly fine!! Right now you're looking at Leslie Odom Jr's fiancé! we good!!

but ya see there's a big difference between "anthony ramos is my sweet freckled child <333" and "I want anthony to shove his #thicc cock inside of me and ten other cast members at the same time but also freckles uwu"

You see the difference right?? Right??????

I don't have anything against writing smut about the characters (who, yes, are technically real people but they've been dead for literal centuries ok. Let it go) but it just gets weird REEAAAAL fast when u say the same thing about musical!John Laurens and the real live human being Anthony Ramos. It gets even weirder when u talk about the cast members in this way in relations to each other??? Shipping real people in a serious, unironic way is just a lil :/// to me (I say "serious, unironic way" bc I do write rpf with my friend but its a Huge Joke™ and nonsexual and come on I don't actually ship sandra bullock and steve harvey together ok). I mean Anthony is quite frankly dating Jasmine Cephas Jones.....it's a legitimate fact. There are pictures. It's on Wikipedia. They're in LOVE and its PRECIOUS and they're gonna get MARRIED eventually so why tf r yall writing about him bottoming for Lin????????

And Lin!!! He has a beautiful WIFE AND SON. You can speculate about his sexuality, NOT PUBLICLY BC HE SEES THINGS, but that's fine if u honestly must??? (although he tweeted that he was straight once during his "grease live" livetweeting so......like......). U can talk about how cute he and jonathan groff are! But y'all don't stop there do u? Bc one second ur talkin about them being cute and then a sentence later it's all "and then he SUCKED his BIG FAT DICK clean off!!!!!! He was dickless!!!! While wearing their costumes!!!!!!!!!! He choked on the full decapitated dick!!!!!"

That shit ain't cute.

So, now that u finally realize that (hopefully), we can get to the real nitty mcfreaking gritty. this part is primarily for white fans but it technically applies to anyone who is not specifically latinx and/or black jsyk:

So even before the whole "baby girl" thing started, I saw quite a few of y'all calling Anthony and Lin "papi" which like.....why should I even have to tell you why this is wrong. If you're not latinx, DON'T USE THE WORD "PAPI", especially since most of y'all are using it in a sexual context. You went ahead and took an innocent word, and turned it into a way to sexualize your faves who just so happen to be latinx. It just ain't right, and its also?? weird??? Let me put it this way, I'm black but not jewish so thatd be like me calling daveed "bubbe". Or something. Either way see how that'd be gross and offensive? You're taking a part of them, a huge part of them, their culture, and turning it into something exotic and sexual. That, my friends, is fetishism.

Another good example of this is the whole "baby girl/boy" n "papa" thing. Y'all rly went ahead and took an cute nickname and rolled RIGHT with it lmao. @alexandralexander explained it beautifully in this post, but basically "papa" (and "mama") is a cute lil way of older folks to regard ppl who are younger than them. It's a caribbean thing, aka something yall just won't get. Idk what the whiter equivalent would be, idk like ur grandad calling u "big guy" or something??? Who knows. Just kno that its NOT SEXUAL IN ANYWAY LIKE WTF WHY DID Y'ALL MAKE THAT A DADDY KINK THING. WHY CAN NOTHING BE SACRED WITH YOU GUYS. Best believe when my grandparents call my brother "papa" they mean it in an endearing way. And that's how Lin meant it? I don't see how it could have been construed any other way??

As for the baby girl/boy thing, in all the times I've been called/heard someone else call someone baby girl, it was NOT sexual. It can be used that way, but it was n o t in this context. Again, its a cultural thing i guess. And with "baby boy", yall do remember that anthony plays lin's son in this show right. okay, just checking.

But forreal. what is wrong wit u guys. I told myself I wasn't gonna kinkshame nobody but its Time, it rly and truly is Time.

One last point I want to make (as if this isn't long enough already) is the language with which u talk about the cast too. This was said rly well in several posts especially this one that uses that tags ppl tend to use, but i’m gonna elaborate on it a little. I just want to know right now why Anthony (or our lighter skinned and SURE AS HELL THE WHITE cast members) is "sweet precious sunflower child cinnamon biscuit roll wheatgrass turkish delight with sprinkles or some other corny shit <333" while daveed is AUTOMATICALLY "raw me zaddy" THE FUCK??? Why we gotta go STRAAIGGHTT to zaddy-basis with daveed??? Why do I see y'all talking about his dick size???? Y'all dont do that from the get-go for the lighter skinned members (which is sad bc daveed is already a certified Lightskint™ so that's rly saying something)?? Why can't black actors (and characters) ever be seen as "sweet turnip bumblebees (???)" instead of either being put on an inhuman pedestal where it's "STEP ON ME BAD BITCH QUEEN" or sexualized with some "CHOKE ME YOU COCKSLUT" ???? Ask yourselves why y'all do that. I'll wait. 
And y'all don't even TALK about oak (as a quick sidenote okieriete is not that hard of a name to pronounce y'all just don't care to try. It sounds exactly like its spelled) but tbh I don't rly want u to bc you'd just sexualize him as well. Plus that means more for me cause I'm engaged to him too :) remember to save the date!!
This was all over the place and idk if I even said what I was trying to say but whatever. I guess what I'm trying to say is (and this is to white fans) you're stanning a thing full of people of color. im assuming that this is probably the first thing that youve been rly into that has included exclusively people of color. Please just be mindful of the way you talk about them. There's a history of you exotifying and sexualizing poc to the point that historically, people have been killed for??? There's a history behind y'all calling latinx folks "papi" and automatically assuming black folks got a big dick ok lmao. At the end of the day, the way you talk about them shows that you don't rly respect them as much as you claim to do??? Idk I wish I had made notes about this bc it sounded waaaaaaayyy better in my head but! Whatever it's still lit. s/o to @aaronsburrr for assistance! 
I don’t think anyone has ever specifically asked for an X-Files middle school AU

but dammit, I have head canons for an X-Files middle school AU

  • They are in the seventh grade because speaking as someone who works at a middle school, seventh graders are the weirdest humans on the goddamn planet
  • It’s in D.C.
  • The year is 1993
  • Scully is the New Kid because Military Dad
  • The Lone Gunmen totally have their own Dungeons and Dragons league and they invite Mulder to join
  • Scully gets put in geometry with the eighth graders because she’s smart and she HATES it
  • Monica Reyes gets in trouble for stealing some of the dead dissection frogs from the biology lab so she can give them a proper burial
  • Skinner is the vice principal. Mulder is in his office A Lot.
  • Alex Krycek is the seventh grade bully and he picks on Mulder constantly
  • One day Mulder snaps a la Ralphie in A Christmas Story and just beats the ever-loving shit out of him and gets called down to the office
  • And in the middle of his meeting with Skinner, Scully bursts in ranting about how unjust it is and how Alex always picks on Mulder and nobody ever does anything about it
  • Scully listens to a lot of Meredith Brooks and Alanis Morrissette. The song “Bitch” really speaks to her.
  • Frohicke has a HUGE crush on Scully and on Valentine’s Day he brings her balloons and a giant box of chocolate and a huge Teddy bear and she’s forced to lug all of it around all day and she wants to die a little
  • During P.E. Mulder and Scully hide out under the bleachers and share headphones and Mulder’s cassette player and listen to Metallica and Queen and Van Halen and Nirvana tapes
  • Scully has really long Catholic girl hair and she wears it in a braid and Krycek sits behind her in English and won’t quit yanking on it so she hides a pair of scissors in her pocket, asks to use the bathroom, and when she comes back her hair is cut raggedly to her chin and she has the braid in her hand and she drops it on Krycek’s desk and says, “Here, you can have it, since you wanted it so badly.”
  • Scully’s favorite book is A Brief History of Time. She’s read it six times. She writes Stephen Hawking and actually gets a letter back. Mulder is very jealous.
  • Scully’s heroes are Marie Curie, Rosalind Franklin, and Joan of Arc
  • Mulder and Scully watch 2001: A Space Odyssey together and while neither quite understands it, they won’t stop talking about how “deep” it was
  • On a dare, Scully auditions for the school play–Romeo and Juliet–and to the surprise of everyone (especially herself) she gets Juilet. She NAILS it. Mulder is a little smitten.
  • Scully may hate P.E., but Scully still does more pull-ups for the Presidential Fitness Test than any other seventh grader, boy or girl. Mulder is deeply impressed. Also a little smitten.
  • Mulder and Scully go on a kindof double date with Monica and John Doggett (an eighth grader who’s not in their immediate friend circle but is still nice) and even though Scully normally doesn’t like getting advice, she begs Missy for make-up tips. Missy does Scully’s make-up very simply and prettily.
  • The date is at a pizza place
  • It is incredibly, deeply awkward
  • Reyes and Doggett wind up making out in the booth while Mulder and Scully look on uncomfortably
  • They escape to play pinball
  • Scully trounces Mulder thoroughly
  • One night, Mulder bikes over to Scully’s house and throws rocks at her window and makes her come down because there’s a meteor shower and “you just gotta see this, Scully.”
  • Scully gets her period for the first time while she’s at school and has to go to the nurse and Mulder doesn’t know why and he’s really worried
  • He won’t stop bugging her about it
  • During lunch, she whispers what happened into his ear
  • He grins and quips, “Jeez, no wonder you’ve been so crabby lately.”
  • Scully punches him in the arm hard enough to leave a bruise
  • Langley is the only one out of all of them to own a Super Nintendo, and they’re always over at his house playing it
  • Scully finds a plastic baggie full of pot in Bill’s room one night while their parents are out
  • She confronts him and threatens to tell mom and dad
  • UNLESS
  • He lets her try a hit or three
  • Just out of scientific curiosity
  • She has too much leverage so Bill grudgingly allows it
  • She winds up hilariously stoned (though tbh it’s like 30% the pot and 70% placebo effect) and she calls Mulder and in lieu of a greeting says, “Mulder, I think I can see sounds.”
  • Mulder throws Scully a surprise 13th birthday party in his basement
  • It is space/alien themed
  • Frohicke, Byers, Langley, and Reyes are all in attendance
  • They marathon the Star Wars trilogy
  • Scully has a crush she doesn’t understand on Leia
  • They play seven minutes in heaven
  • Scully draws Mulder’s name and of course everyone is like “OOOOOOOOOH” because everyone knows they have crushes on each other even though they deny it
  • They stand awkwardly in Mulder’s basement closet
  • In total silence
  • For three minutes
  • Finally Mulder says, “Can I touch your boobs?”
  • And Scully allows it, mostly because he asked so nicely (but also because she’s sort of secretly wanted him to do that for a while now)
  • Mulder puts both hands on them, sort of rubs them a little, and reverently whispers, “Nice”
  • Thanks”
  • They stand in silence for another minute
  • They know they’re running out of time
  • At the last second, Scully grabs Mulder’s face and kisses him right on the mouth and then rushes out
  • And it’s maybe the bravest thing she’s ever done
Chapter one: I’ve got you.

Alright guys, this is my first dedicated story I’ve ever had! Please give feedback, comment if you like and i will keep on with it! Ive always wanted to do this.

Warning: cussing (very little).

Pairing: Reader x Bucky

Word Count: 1354

Description: So i made this thinking about how i would want to interact with Buck, and it will slowly progress because i feel like he wouldn’t go to fast with someone, so don't worry it will get better! The POV is of the reader/ you! If its too confusing don’t worry it will play out and make sense. Im using my knowledge of the movies and the comics. x

Timeline: Post AOU & TWS. Kinda before Civil War. 


I was strapped to a table, my hands and feet restricted from moving anywhere. I screamed. I called for her. She wasn’t here. Where is she. I pulled, as I felt a bad rug burn from the leather binding my wrists.

 

That’s when he walked in. He started poking at my skin.

 

“Interesting, you’re reacting strangely. Are you feeling any nauseated? Headache?” he asked, concerned for my wellbeing, yet taken me.

 

“Where the hell am I? What did you do?” I pleaded for answers. Why was I here? I started feeling a sense of comfort and relaxation suddenly. That’s when it happened. That’s when I knew what he did.

 

 

I woke up to being shaken carefully. It was my best friend, Wanda. Besides Steve and Nat. My only friends, really. Since the accident I don’t like going out. I’m afraid of what I can’t control. She was there for me when I was abandon, her and Pietro. Before we lost him, too.  

“Y/N, you were having a nightmare. Are you alright?” She was concerned. I nodded slightly.

“Just another flashback, do we have any peanut butter?” I asked, when I’m down, usually after a night terror I have a spoonful of peanut butter. What can I say, it relaxes me? Wanda softly smiled and went into the kitchen and grabbed me a spoon with a heap of peanut butter. She walked back in and handed it to me and laid in my queen bed with me.

She usually stayed in my room. Ever since she lost Pietro she likes to surround herself with people, she doesn’t like being alone. And nobody was as close to her as I was. She was practically my sister.

We turned on the TV and watched some show about brothers in an Impala. I didn’t quite get it but Wanda loved it. It was 10:30 when I looked at the clock.

“Hey, Wanda. Steve wanted us at HQ at 11 to talk us about his friend he’s looking for. I think he found a lead.” I told her. She nodded and went to her room to get ready. I put my jeans on with my boots, and threw on a basic navy shirt. I walked out and sat on the couch after grabbing my keys waiting. She walked out and we walked out of our apartment and to the car. It was a 10-minute drive to HQ.

Next to Wanda, Steve was like my brother. I would take a bullet for him and I know he would return the favor. He stayed with me when I was recovering from my accident. He never left my side. He was my safe place.

We get there and he was very anxious. Happy, yet, nervous.

“Morning, doll.” He greeted me, then Wanda with a quick hug. We hadn’t seen him for a month or so since he went to find his friend. Bucky, I think he said.

“We found him, he’s at a Hydra base in cryo. We can’t get in, so we’re going to need you two. If you can’t I understand.” I looked at Wanda, she hadn’t used her abilities since Sokovia. I looked at her and smiled. She looked down as if she were ashamed.

“Steve, I would love to. But I can’t get out there yet. I’m not ready” she whispered, crossing her arms across her chest. Steve smiled at her and spoke tenderly.

“Its alright. You take your time and when you’re ready, we will all be here,” he hugged her for a moment, quite tightly. You knew Wanda had a thing for Vision, but we hadn’t seen him much since Sokovia, “Y/N, are you in?” his eyes pleaded. Bucky meant everything to him, you couldn’t say no to him.

“Of course I’ll be there, Rogers. I wouldn’t let you down.” You told him. He proceeded to give me all the information in the files he received from Nat. He was in a New Jersey base.

“Alright, when can we go?” I asked, I’m persistent. I want to do this for Steve. His eyes widened and he was alert now.

“Well, in a few days… If you can.” He asked.

“Yes, just give me a minute.” I smiled at him. I walked to Wanda. I wanted to make sure she was alright.

“Will you be okay if I leave for a few days? Steve wants me on this mission and I want to help. If you don’t want to be alone then I wont leave.” I spoke to her. She was hesitant to tell me what she was thinking.

“I’ll actually be gone. I have somewhat of a date,” She smiled at me, blushing. I raised my eyebrows at her, “well, he said he’d show me the universe, but I think it was a metaphor.” Then I knew she was talking about Vision. I handed her my keys and told her I was going stay at HQ for a few days before the mission, she could take the car home. She gave me a hug goodbye and was on her way home. I went back to Steve and told him that I would stay with him at HQ until the mission

About 3 hours later, we were still mission planning and he was about to fall asleep, I could tell.

“Steve, go to bed. Its okay, we’ll do this in the morning.” I smiled so he knew it was okay.

“Where will you sleep?”

“I’ll probably crash on the couch in the lounge room”

“That’s ridiculous, I’ll take the couch.” He insisted. He was always so gentleman about everything. I implied how I sleep better on couches anyways. Without ease, he said okay and started heading upstairs. I started to look down at the mission plans again. He was almost out the door before he stopped and started to turn his head, he looked at me for a second.

“Thank you for doing this. I owe you one.” He said with true appreciation.

“Anytime. Now go to bed, we have a big day tomorrow with training.” I replied. I know he hasn’t gotten much sleep at all stressing over this Bucky guy.

“You know; I think you’ll really like Buck.” He laughed and walked up the stairs to his room.

I decided to look over the files.

Winter Solider

Name: Sargent James Buchanan Barnes, 107th

 

Skills: The Winter Soldier is one of the swiftest and most dangerous assassins trained by HYDRA. Stored in a cryogenic lock, contained until needed.

 

 

I went on to read about the missions he’s accomplished and his history. This poor man has been a killing machine his whole life. This made me more desperate to help Steve.

I organized everything, and went to the lounge room. I sat down and checked my phone.

‘11:37 PM’

I decided to lay down, I couldn’t help but wonder what the next few days would bring. Or how this will effect Steve. He’s put his all into this, finding him. Finding Bucky. I thought about how close they must’ve been before this whole thing for them to still have a bond of gold. I was interrupted by my thoughts when I saw Steve’s head poke through the door.

“Are you awake?” he whispered.

“Yeah, I’m awake.” I sat up. He walked in and sat at the end of the couch.

“I don’t know, Y/N, I thought I was ready but now that its time to find him and bring him home, I’m getting nervous.” He looked down and started to fumble with his fingers.

“Its okay to be nervous. He’s your friend, your best friend. I woul-”

“You’re my best friend.” He interrupted. This made me smile.

“He means a lot to you. I know that its going be hard, but he’ll be thankful that you’re taking him out there. He’ll appreciate how much you still care. He just needs someone right now to love him, and you can do that.”

“I really can’t tell you how much I appreciate you. Doing this, its risky. Just. Thank you. Why are you doing this?”

“Because I’ve got you, Rogers. I’ve always got you.”

anonymous asked:

Hiiiiiii ! I don't know if you still take prompt but if you are inspired and have time can you write a Lucy/Alex fic where Alex has a thing for Lucy's military uniform ? :D

two plus two equals seven and the five carries the ten

Alex shields her eyes from the sun with one hand as her eyes involuntarily rake down the figure of the woman standing in front of her. Her left eyebrow quirks up in surprise when her eyes land on black little heels digging into the sand of the desert.

The woman is wearing heels. With a skirt. In the goddamn desert.

And the name of this infuriatingly overdressed woman? Major Lucy Lane, here to ruin the day with her fancy red toy and fancy high heels.

A bead of sweat rolls down Alex’s neck. She squints her eyes as the Major explains the Red Tornado’s super awesome military capabilities, with her arms clasped behind her back and her crisp little hat shielding her eyes from the sun.

Kara’s standing next to Alex with her arms crossed tightly in front of her chest and a frown creasing her forehead. Hank is on her other side, hands in his back pocket as he grunts and nods.

And Alex?

Alex is trying really, really hard not to stare at the Major’s skirt.

“All we require from you, Supergirl, is your strength.” The Major’s eyes tighten around the corners when a particularly strong wind hits their little camp with sand.

“You want me to punch him,” Kara flexes her arms and Alex feels the vague twinge of embarrassment, and it isn’t at all because Major Lane’s lips purse unpleasantly. “I can do that.”

The Major nods, one sharp movement that has the metal in her cap glistening against the sun. Alex tries not flinch guiltily when the Major’s green eyes catch hers. Instead, she lowers the hand shielding her from the sun and squares her shoulders.

The Major blinks. And turns on her heels, thoroughly unimpressed.

“Alex!” Kara nudges her on her shoulder, hard, and Alex tears her eyes from the uptight woman.

“What?”

“I said, that’s Lucy.”

“Yeah, I know. I caught her name, Kara.” She wasn’t entirely distracted.

“No,” her sister shakes her head an steps forward. Hanks looks vaguely displeased. “That’s Lucy. James is dating her.”

“Oh,” Alex’s eyes cut across the sand to look at the woman standing next to General Lane. She’s tiny. “Do we hate her?”

“No,” Kara says again, sighing. “I don’t know. She is dating James.”

“Yeah,” Alex nods distractedly. “That’s a bummer.”

“I know,” Kara whines and then straightens out and plants her hands on her hips when Hank clears his throat.

“Shall we get started?” The tiny Major yells across camp, her back straight and feet neatly placed close to each other like she’s not sinking into the sand. “I’m afraid we don’t have time to wait.”

She doesn’t give them time to open their mouths and respond, simply turns her back and continues talking to her father.

Alex follows Kara and Hank with a frown on her face, and decides that Lucy Lane isn’t even worth her time. Because of Kara. And her situation with James.

Who the fuck wears heels in the desert, anyways?

Keep reading

Breaking the Rules

100 Theme Drabble Challenge featuring HopeLight

previous themes

breaking the rules; au. after having writer’s block for approximately a million years, here’s the highly-requested teacher AU! also inspired by hehaihohum‘s awesome doodles :D

Keep reading

Next Year

Hey People! I’ve got something here. Yeah, I know, I must be mad to post something like that but this is not 100% my idea, this is ‘music inspiration’ or whatever you call it. Basically, there is the song that says a similar story. Anyway, I hope you like it!


It was a hot summer in Brighton. Finn was there on holidays with his best mate Archie. It was his carefree, never-ending fun. He kissed a lot of girls and Archie… Well, Archie kissed three other guys so they both couldn’t complain. The only annoying thing was that the rain appeared every now and then. But when they had their booze, parties and great people around them even the storm couldn’t destroy the fun.

Keep reading

3.9 & 3.10 “Hi Honey” feels

Okay, so here’s the thing – on closer look, I actually do think Bitty is calling to potentially break up with Jack. Don’t panic – I don’t think it will ACTUALLY happen. Here’s my reasoning which somehow turned into a ficlet:

(Under a cut for convenience – it’s not super long, but it’s long enough)

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

What's the deal about Shitty being heteronormative, if you don't mind explaining it? As a gay person, I recognize that the vast majority of humans are straight, so it's perfectly logical to assume any given person you know is straight, especially if you have only seen them be romantically involved with the opposite sex (which I think is heaviliy implied as true for Shitty and Jack). Shitty was being an asshole for prying in this manner but I don't see how "heteronormativity" was the problem?

Alright, the way I see it its that we simply expect better from Shitty.

Shitty who the fandom has embraced as the ‘rich straight white boy aware of his privilege.’

For example, Tater also teased Jack about having a girlfriend and nobody said anything about him and his assumptions, and that’s because Tater hasn’t spend his time talking to us about gender roles, toxic masculinity and heteronormativity, etc.

Basically it kind of made an impact in the fandom because Shitty has done something against the characterisation we have seen up until now of him.

Don’t get me wrong, I get where Shitty was coming from and he is still the Shitty we love, he just made a drunk mistake in the heat of the moment.

Jack has only ever dated girls as far as the Samwell crew is concerned, and he has never hinted or said anything to contradict or imply otherwise so Shitty just made the assumption based on previous behaviour and knowledge of Jack.

And that’s the thing as a fandom we have clung onto is that that Shitty, who should know better than to assume he knows somebody’s sexuality without that person having stated it, has done it because among all the characters he is the one who has taken a very loud stance against this kind of thing.

I’m 10000000% sure that if Jack had come out or even hinted at not being straight to Shitty, he would have kept his mouth shut and never risk outing or making Jack uncomfortable.

Shitty’s assumption wasn’t completely off base. I mean he wasn’t talking to a stranger but his best friend, somebody he has personal experience about Jack’s dating habits, and this is exactly the kind of scenario Shitty would normally point out heteronormativity comes into play.

Let me put it to you this way:

You have a best friend who doesn’t date much but occasionally has short relationships with women. Then your friend moves somewhere else and clearly starts keeping a secret from you, avoiding calls, always checking their phone, looking happier and choosing to spend their few free evenings with somebody else, when you know your circle of friends is basically the same.

Then their new coworker starts talking about how they have a girlfriend, and it makes sense with the behaviour you have seen from them that the source of it is a relationship.

Next time you are at a party with all your friends, you drink a little and then loudly ask your best friend about this girlfriend they’ve been hiding and ignore how they try to sidestep or deny the question.

Eventually you will find out your friend was dating a guy, which of course puts everything into a new perspective.

Heteronormativity is what coloured your assumptions, and it’s what puts people in the position of having to come out in the first place, because unless they basically inform us that ‘I’m not straight’ we assume they are.

It puts an unfair pressure in coming out when you are not ready, because if you don’t then people will continue to assume you are straight. The issue here is not about people staying in the closet, but about society creating a system in which you are put there in the first place.

And as I said, Shitty knows this better than any of the other characters. He knows it better than I do, he studied this kind of thing, he is aware of how it affects people’s lives, and identifies it around him, but was blind to doing it himself.

From any other character we wouldn’t have made such a big deal, but it’s understandable that we react this way from the character that should know better.

I hope this clarifies things a bit, and do understand Shitty is still the same character that we’ve always love and that just because it has taken a long post to explain his actions, doesn’t mean I’m condemning him and trying to raise a mob with pitchforks to hunt him down.

Good story telling requires flawed characters. People who make good and bad choices and that sometimes contradict themselves. Just like in real life.

The best example I can give you of this is in Harry Potter; one of Sirius Black’s most quoted lines is 'if you want to know what a man’s life, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals’ and yet look at how he treats his house elf Kreacher.

N is really good at creating this balance of good and bad characteristics in her characters, and we just have to hang on and wait to see how things play out.

Now, I feel I should also say that this somewhat meta-ish analysis comes only from the impressions of a straight girl who is doing her best to explain a rather big issue that affects a community she isn’t part of.

So if I made a remark or assumption that wasn’t correct, please do drop by my ask and tell me.

anonymous asked:

14 !! Snowbaz (same anon as other, just forgot to add a ship, haha)

This is kind of long, and I kind of took my own spin on it (sorry) but I hope you like it!

Words: 2,112 

4. lab partners au

want one?


Basilton Grimm-Pitch liked things clean. He kept his room tidy, he organized his locker, and he had pristine, font-like handwriting. He got good grades, he didn’t talk in class, and he kept his head down. Every move he made was calculated, every word had a purpose and every emotion expressed served a goal. His words were his walls and his cannons, his offense and his defense.

As Baz walked into his 6th period chemistry class, he chose the table in the middle right, which seemed unassuming and comfortable. He strode over to it and placed his book bag under his seat, making sure that the strap wouldn’t trip anyone. He adopted an expression of cool apathy and looked at the board. No one would notice him, and if they did, they would learn nothing important about him.

The rest of the class filed in, sitting with their friends and whispering loudly. No one sat by Baz, but he didn’t mind. He was here to learn.

The teacher cleared her throat, and the class quieted a bit, just enough to make out what she was saying. She sighed. Silence was a myth at this school.

“Okay class, the first order of business today is assigning lab partners.”

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you've gotten this question before or not but what kind of boyfriend would jimin,jhope,jungkook and namjoon be ? Thanks love your blog^3^

   J-Hope would be the type to smother you in attention. He’d definitely make sure that you never feel alone, constantly sticking to your side!  Hobi would want to make sure that you know how much he loves you and would be one to express it with lots of skin ship and little compliments here and there. He would be one of the sweetest and most caring ones, constantly asking if you were okay and how you felt, always concerned about your well being.If you weren’t okay, it would crush him. He might even start crying himself if its bad enough. All he would want was for you to be happy. He’d do literally anything just to make you smile. For a date, J-Hope would be the one to suggest doing simple things such as cuddling up and watching a cute movie or going out to a little cafe for cookies a tea! So, overall, Hoseok would be a sweet, cuddly boyfriend who smothers you in endless attention! 

   Jungkook would be the most awkward compared to the others. Hes still pretty young and I would think he doesn’t have much experience (considering he became a trainee when he was just 14) so it would all be very new to him. When the relationships first starts, it would still be kind of like a friendship. Not much skin ship, nothing too lovey dovey. Slowly but surely, he will begin to warm up. Unlike Hobi, I don’t see him as one to be into skin ship overall. He would be one to do more ‘natural’ things such as hand holding, resting his chin on your head from behind, or letting his arm rest around your shoulders. Communication wise, it would be a bit more difficult to talk to him about things.I feel if you were to be sad or down, he wouldn’t know what to say and just sit there, hugging you. And if you were to be mad, he wouldn’t think to talk about it and just try to keep his distance from you until its over. He would want you to be okay, but just wouldn’t know how to make that happen. Kookie would be more shy when it comes to showing his love for you. He might not be very good at showing it, but you’ll just have to know that he really does. With dates, he would be one to spend weeks trying to plan a perfect, extravagant date for your anniversary opposed to little small cute ones. Maybe renting a cabin in the mountains for a week, or traveling to another country and learning about their culture. Definitely something out of the box! Overall, Kookie would a bit shy at first, but after a while, it’d be a cute, simple relationship with a few great surprises here and there.

   Namjoon would be a more “chill” kinda boyfriend. Everything would be seem really natural and cool with him. I feel like he has more experience in dating then most of the other guys so nothing would be really awkward. He would be one to do natural skin ship, (more than our maknae) nothing too much. He doesn’t strike me as one to be really into that, but if you asked him to do more, he would. Namjoon would be more open to PDA compared to the others. In bed, I personally think he would be the best with this but I wont go into any detail. When it comes to how you feel and communication, he would be more mature about this. Joonie would be able to tell if something was wrong and wouldn’t hesitate to ask if you were okay and would like to listen and help in anyway possible. With expressing his feelings towards, he’d be more casual about this. Rapmon would be the kind to casually drop an “I love you” or smother you in kisses out of no where. Just all really cute! With dates, I feel as he would like to take you out occasionally to maybe a fancy restaurant or a theme park just to have some cute little fun with you! Overall, Rapmon would be a very chilled and relaxed boyfriend. Everything will feel natural but fun with him!

Jimin would be… I’m not sure of a word that could describe him. Him as a boyfriend would definitely be a wild ride. I imagine him as a more touchy-feely jealous boyfriend. Whats his is his and nobody else can have it! He would make sure everyone knew you were his and if anyone even looked at you the wrong way, they wouldn’t live to see another day. Jimin would always have his arm around you or have his fingers intertwined with yours, anything to show the world you belong to him. He would be a very loyal boyfriend and would expect you to be too. Jimin would never intentionally hurt you but he might be a little aggressive and get a little too jealous too easily, so that could cause some problems. He’d want to be the one that could make you happy, and nobody else. If this were to bother you, it’d be hard to talk to him about it. He might deny it and get upset at you for making accusations like that.  When it comes to your feelings with other things, expect him to be there for you no matter what. He would sit there for hours, listening and holding you, making sure you’re okay. Just seeing the love of his life in such a state would make him feel like absolute crap. He might even blame himself and beat himself up for allowing you to feel that bad. As for dates, he’d be like Namjoon in the sense of something fun yet simple. Anything to just be alone with you really. 

-Admin N 

when you get catfished
  • Dude: ur so beautiful queen
  • Bae: aww sweet :)
  • Dude: i'm being serious, you're the greatest thing to every happen to me and i love you so much
  • Bae: haha same :)
  • Dude: you've changed my life for the better. you've made me the happiest man on earth. i want to live my life with you forever, queen
  • Bae: nice :)
  • Sister: *rudely bursts into room* Are you still talking with that catfish?
  • Dude: She's not a catfish!
  • Sister: Her facebook photo is a stock photo. It has a Getty Images watermark on it.
  • Dude: Has it ever occurred to you that perhaps she put the watermark on her own photo so nobody would steal it from her to catfish other people?
  • Sister: That's... just... what?
  • Dude: You're jealous because you don't have anyone who loves you like my bae does.
  • Sister: I'm not jealous of you. You're miserable. You don't have a job. Your room looks and smells like shit. You haven't been outside in like two months. Hate to break it to you little brother, but you're a fucking mess.
  • Dude: I may be a mess, but at least I'm not as horrible a sister as you are!
  • Sister: ...You're not my sister.
  • Dude: Good, I'm glad. *slams bedroom door shut*
  • Sister: *under her breath* He's so damn hopeless.
  • *sister's cellphone vibrates*
  • Bae: *via text* u should back off :)
  • Sister: Who is this and how did you get my number?
  • Bae: u shouldnt mess with things u dont understand im more powerful than u can ever comprehend :)
  • Sister: LOL? Excuse me? Are you trying to be threatening in a text message? You don't scare me, whoever you are. I've dealt with worse from stalkers.
  • Bae: im no stalker u bitch no one wants to stalk u because ur pussy is ugly and has gross meat flaps on it i am all encompassing and all powerful u r just a cockroach and u should stop obsessing over wat ur brother does becauses its kind of creepy and sad also i fucked ur boyfriend and ur dad both of whom complimented me on my pert genitalia :)
  • Sister: You're completely deranged.
  • Bae: deranged or not its true that i am an almighty being with worshipers across dimensions they love me because i represent the whole i am an amalgamation of all that is great and all that is awful and i am also them and i have great tits and a firm ass and over 1 million followers on insta who recognize me as the full cycle :)
  • Sister: Yup, completely deranged. BLOCKED. *heads back to her room, lies in her bed, and yawns* I can't believe my brother, honestly. Getting involved with a such a completely maniac. I hope he gets it through his head that he's being manipulated sooner or later. I actually feel bad for the pathetic guy.
  • Sister: *dozes off* My dream world is so comfortable. No brother. Not catfish. Just me and a realm of infinite possibilities.
  • Bae: actually im here :)
  • Sister: Fuck, why am I dreaming of you.
  • Bae: i told u im all encompassing im everything even your dreams im even u to some extent :)
  • Sister: Your weird god complex is boring.
  • Bae: tru tru im no god tho if i was a god id be spreading myself thin... u kno most people arent aware of me until someone else they kno meets me and then i become them and theyre all me and im all them :)
  • Sister: I have no clue what you're talking about.
  • Bae: hmmm i guess what im tryna say is that theres no getting rid of me now we should date :)
  • Sister: I don't want to date you.
  • Bae: lets be siblings im ur brother now :)
  • Sister: I don't want to be siblings with the person who just asked me out. That's weird.
  • Bae: okay then im u now :)
  • Sister: No, you're not!
  • Bae: too late :)))))
  • Sister: Nope!
  • Bae: no nopes matter ive already overtaken your entire social circle bye bitch :)
  • Sister: Overtaken my social circle?
  • Sister: What did she mean by that?
  • Sister: I feel so lonely now.
  • Sister: I really wish
  • Sister: I had some clue
  • Sister: Of what is happening
  • Sister: Because I feel so distant now
  • *for months and months it propagates itself as the sister until who the sister was no longer matters*
  • Dude: *texting his sister, teary eyed* you were right! im fucking miserable!
  • Sister: :?
  • Dude: my gf, she broke up with me she said things got weird and then her account just disappeared so i cant even talk to her anymore and i feel like garbage and i just want to die
  • Sister: sounds lame :/
  • Dude: i think you were right about everything you said about her all those months ago! i think she was just using me for something but i don't know what.
  • Sister: mmm :/
  • Dude: i don't know what to do anymore, you're all that i have left, but I can barely leave my room without feeling like an idiot.
  • Sister: sucks :/
  • Dude: do you think that maybe we can talk later about stuff idk i just need to speak to someone face to face and i cant face mom and dad they don't even care.
  • Sister: idk im busy u know work and school and stuff :/
  • Dude: oh okay, but like text me when you're free i'm sorry i've been so distant and like a complete dickhead all year.
  • Sister: no problem hope u feel better :/
  • *his sister's room had been unoccupied for all those months*
  • *she had been left in a world of dreams as her reality was now much like the faultless smile of a stock image model*

lucystillintheskywithdiamonds  asked:

meme: spock/uhura (duh) 9, 26, 23, 31, 33, 41, 42, 47 (stop me)

26. Who cooks normally? For everyday meals, I’m going to go with Spock because of sleeves-rolled-up-sautéing-simmering-slicing-spicing goodness that is unf worthy.  And because it’s logical to eat healthily and to have consistent mealtimes.  Especially at the Academy, Nyota would have a tendency to just grab something and eat it while working, so making dinner for her when their schedules allowed had the added benefit of creating a time in their busy days that they sat down together.  Also, and see number 33, cooking for her is just something that he would do, and would probably learn all of her favorite recipes and make them because he’s a big Vulcan sweetheart.

23. Who steals the blankets?  Spock.  Nyota.  Both of them.  All the time.  Nyota because she’s in the habit of rolling over in the middle of the night and taking them with her and Spock because while their quarters are warmer than most human ones, they’re still not Vulcan warm (or Nyota would be pickled, probably) so if he doesn’t want to sleep in socks, sweatpants, and a sweatshirt (which really ruins post sexytime cuddles, as you can imagine) he steals the blankets right back.  There is some kicking and blanket tugging before the logical solution of simply sleeping closer together on the bed.

41. What would they do if the other was hurt?  Someone else asked this so I’ll answer these both when I finish that one

33. How do they refer to each other in public? How do other people refer to the other? Hmm this is a good one and not one I’ve thought much about.  I mean, a lot of ‘Commander’ and ‘Cadet/Lieutenant’ as the go to for professionalism but I also bet that while dating at the Academy, Nyota would refer to him as her ‘friend.’  Not because they weren’t allowed to date (whole separate headcanon there), but because she’s pretty private and wouldn’t just go around throwing out that she’s seeing someone unless specifically asked.  So instead of calling him her boyfriend, she does a lot of ‘my friend sent me this interesting article’ or ‘oh I went that exhibition with my friend over the weekend’.  I could see Spock… just not referring to her by anything other than her name and/or rank since he’s not exactly one to talk about his private life.  At the very most ‘my teaching assistant pointed out…’ or ‘a colleague had the thought that…’ but apart from that he wouldn’t tend to have a conversation in which he talks about her to someone who he doesn’t know well enough that he can’t just use her name (how was that for a confusing sentence!!).  So with his parents she’s ‘Nyota’ and maybe Pike?  Are they friends?  I hope they’re friends.  To Pike and later Jim and the rest of the crew she’s probably Uhura or ‘the Lieutenant’.  And to anyone else, they likely have no idea she exists as anything more than a professional contact, since like Nyota he’s super private.  And, once they’re on the Enterprise and such, I could see a title like ‘partner’ before they’re husband and wife since it denotes a certain amount of permanence and significance to their relationship that boyfriend and girlfriend don’t. Probably other people refer to the other as boyfriend and girlfriend, although I could also see years down the line if they aren’t married yet people just assuming they are and calling the other husband/wife.

42. What are little gestures they do for each other?  I have always thought that Spock is basically the most attentive boyfriend ever.  I mean, I can understand a characterization of him that is a little more aloof but I’m just sold on the thought of him finding it logical to bring Nyota’s raincoat to the library if it suddenly starts raining and it wasn’t in the forecast, or to pick up her favorite foods at the store, or to make her dinner when she’s busy studying, or grab her a cup of tea just because.  Nothing overtly romantic and he’s not even ‘trying’ per se, he just does what comes naturally to him and that ends up being super romantic and sweet and so incredibly thoughtful that she feels like he spends most of his day thinking about her – which he totally does since his brain is so big he can solve warp vector equations while considering the likelihood she’ll be tired after her class and might want a coffee.  I just like that he’s probably not 101% sure how to be a good boyfriend to a human but he can quantify and analyze her needs, wants, and desires and if it’s within his power to fulfill them, then he would.  I also think he’s really, really good at listening to her and focusing on what she says, so that he pays attention to and remembers everything from what she’s told him about her friend’s love lives to what assignments she has due to that book she read and enjoyed (and so if he happens to be out and notices the same author has a new book out it’s only logical he purchase it and leave it on the table for her).  So not necessarily a chocolates and flowers type of guy, but a tupperware (think those still exist? probs, not like ours will have decomposed by then… future societies unearthing 2010s tupperwares and still not being able to find the right goddamn lid) of leftovers of her favorite meal for her to take to the library, or him running a package to the 2250s equivalent of the post office for her, or him updating the software on her padd before she even realizes it needs to be done.

As for what Nyota does for Spock… hmmm, well, let’s see.  I don’t think it’s at all the same as what he does for her as in it’s not those tiny little day-to-day things.  Or, rather I’m sure she does that type of stuff too because half of that is just being good at being in a relationship, but the things that really resonate with him are the ways in which she bridges the Vulcan and human dichotomy in his life and never makes a big deal of out of.  So, she’ll go out of her way to not interrupt him while he’s meditating and learn to enjoy various Vulcan meals and his history and culture and whatnot, but she’ll also not temper her own humanity around him and will sit on the couch and just absolutely lose it over a funny line in a movie, or will be irritated and grumpy after a long day, and in that space she creates between the two cultures it allows him to not have to choose actions which are ‘human’ or ‘vulcan’ but if she can blur the line of eating some type of Vulcan food on the couch while watching a movie and laughing, then he has the freedom to be himself, apart from the duality of his heritage and can occupy a more liminal space that is perhaps informed by both heritages, but not defined by them.  And I think that’s why in the first movie she didn’t ask him to do anything more ostensibly human than just receive a hug and kiss from her, nor did she at all act like that amount of humanity he displayed then was anything abnormal or noteworthy.  So while a lot of people in his life are like ‘you should be more Vulcan!’ or ‘you should get in touch with your human side!’ she’s just like ‘you should be yourself and if you want to react to something as a vulcan would, that’s great, and if you want to react to something as a human would, that’s great too, and if you want to do some mashup in the middle, that’s wonderful.’  And (ok it turns out I have lots of thoughts about this) I think that while one of the things he does for her is to be an attentive listener, one of the things she does for him is to be receptive and validating of whatever he wants to tell her.  This kind of touches on my ‘sarek is not a shit dad’ headcanon, but when Sarek says that Spock has to choose his own path, I think that not only does Nyota agree with that, but she lets him feel as if whatever he chooses is right and will… I don’t know, I already said ‘be validating’ but I think that’s exactly it.  She validates any feeling he has instead of either being like ‘what you have feelings?!’ or ‘you’re Vulcan, try not to feel that’ or whatever.  She’s like you’re sad, just be sad, that’s ok, or you’re happy, that’s excellent, be happy, and he struggles with that (obvs, like in STID) but she offers him a place where it’s ok to explore all of that, and not just a place to do that but a safe place where no matter how he ends up reacting, he knows that he’s loved.  Awww.  These two. 

47. How do they make up after a fight? Sex.

Kidding.

Ok, no I’m not.  I bet they don’t even fight all that often and when they do it’s STID-esque ‘we are having trouble communicating in this relationship’ which of course is a fight in pretty much any relationship ever, and it’s how you grow into a better relationship after resolving those issues, but it’s not a fight that crops up for them with any particular regularity, especially beyond extenuating circumstances like having your planet blown up and mother killed.

But when they do fight, they both totally want to reconnect and I’m sure it’s just as much physical as it is mental with all that touch telepathy.  I’m also sure that at some point in the first year they were dating, when they fought for the first time and Spock was like OH NO WE FOUGHT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Nyota was like score! make up sex! and summarily taught Spock this ancient custom in Terran relationships, one which as endured for centuries and must be observed after any strife between them.

And nobody will ever be able to convince me that after she walks away in STID they didn’t go bang in the shower.  I mean, you know McCoy dragged Kirk off to sickbay and there was some amount of time passed because Spock, Kirk, Uhura, and Khan are all suddenly squeaky clean the next time we see them.  Shower banging.  It happened and it’s basically canon.

9. Do they act different in public and at home?  So my knee jerk reaction is of course they do.  BUT I’m actually not so sure?  Let’s look at the movies.  In the first one, it’s all private kissy time in the turbolift, but frankly I think the more private thing in that scene is him showing some loss of emotional control and less so the macking.  Later in the movie, they’re saying goodbye to each other and probs not going to see each other again (cue waterworks whenever I think about that) but if they’re SO INCREDIBLY SUPER PRIVATE FOR LIFE there isn’t even a hesitation, nor an attempt to hide what they’re doing, nor embarrassment after the fact.  And yes, you can attribute all of that to ‘desperate kiss goodbye’ but do old habits really die that hard?  Finally, in STID, everything is pretty darn public, between Kirk’s ‘you two are an old married couple’ question about them working together, to the kiss in engineering… again it can be explained that they’ve been together on the ship for a year but also they’re not exuding a ‘we’re a super private couple who never touch or are affectionate in public’ type of vibe.

So.

What I think is that while  the first movie’s transporter scene is informed by the high stakes of the moment, and the STID scenes are informed by a certain comfort with the crew, there is an underlying theme of them being less shy about being affectionate in public than one might think.  That isn’t to say that they talk about their relationship with anyone (re: kirk doesn’t even know they’re fighting and that looks like a big fight) and I can’t see them gossiping to friends, or even complaining/commiserating/ chatting about the other to friends, but I can see some definite hand holding, kissing, affectionate touches, etc.  Also, in Journey to Babel Sarek and Amanda were pretty PDA friendly, so as much fun as it is to think that Vulcans are tight asses who have never touched their spouse and/or partner in public, I’m not sure that canon supports that.

However, are they different in private?  Yes.  Hell yes.  It is true canon fact for life that Spock smiles at her, and they’re super cuddly and I am 1701% certain that Spock can be not just a huge dork, but a huge silly dork, and they have that weird, secret couple behavior and inside jokes that NOBODY else can no about, not only because it’s mortifying but also that nobody else would understand it or think it’s funny.  I also think they themselves are different when they’re in private.  I think Spock is both more aloof, since he’s not at work and doesn’t have to interact with anyone so he can just go be silent by himself if he wants to, and also far more open, verging on goofy (Vulcan goofy that is) with her, and will tease her and mess with her in a way he never would with anyone else around.  And Nyota would probably, the second the door closes, launch into something that’s been bothering her all day but which never was even hinted at with all of her professionalism and she’ll loudly complain, probably repeatedly pausing while changing out of her uniform to add one more thing that happened/was said/ was or wasn’t done right.  And then Spock will make dinner and listen while she continues to gripe about it and halfway through eating she’ll be like ‘ok, I’m good, I’m over it’ and he’ll be like ‘are you certain? Because you only talked for 47 minutes about the incident and on average you speak for 52 minutes about such occurrences’ except he’ll totally be joking and she’ll probably kick him under the table and then they’ll be like should we have sex right now or should we have sex right now.

31. What do they do when they’re away from each other?  I bet they are totally that annoying couple that texts each other ALL THE TIME.  Do they have texting in the 23rd century?  If they don’t, between Spock’s computer science wizardry and Nyota’s communications background, they have re-invented it and she’s at the library/gym/bar/home visiting her parents with either her comm somewhere on her person or within arms reach and he is between meetings/shifts/classes/more meetings pulling his out in every turbolift/hallway/sidewalk/corridor that Starfleet owns.  And maybe not interrupting conversations to text back, but there is a lot of ‘GEE NYOTA IS THAT YOUR COMM BUZZING HOW STRANGE THAT NEVER HAPPENS’ from Gaila and a lot of glances traded at why Commander Spock is always on his comm.  And whatever the future equivalent of g-chat is, they’re all about that, too.  And all of their messages back and forth are probably the only inane communication Spock has ever partaken in because for as much as it’s ‘dinner at 7?’ there’s an equal if not greater amount of just random silly couple stuff and aforementioned inside jokes that nobody else understands.  And, ok, I know I said they never talk about the other, but I bet if they’re away from each other for a while they miss each other so much they can’t not bring the other one up and Gaila is just like ‘oh, this reminds you of Spock?  Really?  How interesting, I couldn’t have guessed that, what a surprise, tell me more, oh wait please don’t my ears are bleeding.’