i still can't believe i actually did it

Hey, A friend commissioned me to do a Dan.Va with a selfie game and I thought it was funny so I hope you enjoy it as well.

I’m so sorry.

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As @yuunabai-whisper2 and I determined, when it comes to cowboys like McCree and Erron Black, archers like Hanzo and Kung Jin are indeed straight as arrows … as in very helluva bent arrows.

I told Damon “you should be in a band with me”, and then I told Alex “you should be in a band with me, and I told Dave "you should be in a band with me”
—  The greatest band story ever, Graham Coxon (the best interview ever, 1995)
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A: Honestly, after everything that’s happened the past few months, I could use a vacation.
K: Let’s do it. Let’s go on a vacation, just the two of us, anywhere you want.
A: Really? Okay. I’ve always wanted to see what the Spirit World’s like.
K: Sounds perfect.

Happy Two Year Anniversary, Korrasami fandom! (Dec 19th) °˖ ✧◝(○ ヮ ○)◜✧˖ °

they’re making a s2 of the oa and i’m gonna have to go through that mind fuck /again/

Story how a friend and I came out at the same time
  • ~in a group chat~
  • Male friend: "So guys.. I'm actually kinda nervous to say this but I'm bisexual"
  • Friends: "..."
  • Me, now online: "Ayyy same here mate"
  • Friend: "Wait what"
  • Me: "Yah I'm actually pansexual so I'm chill"
  • Friends: "Why didn't you two tell us before? We're fam no matter what happens"
  • Male friend: "I actually just had sex with a guy"
  • Everyone: "waiT WhA-"

I can’t stop thinking of Jimin being all shy with his English while recording and Jungkook patting his back and giving him encouraging heart eyes and generally being a super supportive boyfriend arhfowjfjs this duet cover is giving me too many feels 😭

Gif credit mintsugakookies

myheartisarollingthunder  asked:

YOU DO IT.. lol. Fuck Marry Kill frenzy: Levi Erwin and Mike. Hange Nanaba and Rico. Eren Mikasa and Armin. Jean Sasha and Connie. Annie Bert and Reiner. Ask 3 people back of your own character choices

OK THEN!!

Levi, Erwin, Mike:
Kill Mike (I’m so sorry)
Marry Erwin
Fuck Levi (I could never marry Levi. I could never)

Hanji, Nanaba, Rico:
Kill Nanaba (I’m so sorry; maybe you and mike can live together in heaven)
Marry Rico (I love you Rico Senpai)
Fuck Hanji (one does not simply fuck Levi and not fuck hanji)

Eren, Mikasa, Armin:
Kill Armin (I’m so sorry)
Marry Mikasa (best mom)
Fuck Eren (I mean, if I had to chose between Armin or Eren I’d choose eren…although Mikasa would hate me either way)

Jean, Sasha, Connie:
Kill Jean (FIND MARCO)
Fuck Sasha (yes)
Marry Connie

Annie, Bertholdt, Reiner:
Kill Reiner
Fuck Annie
Marry Bertholdt

I challenge:
@isatastrophe
@anoushkathebest
@beatotsundere

Fuck, Marry, Kill:
Hanji, Levi, Erwin;
Pixis, Shadis, Sannes;
Sawney, Bean, Kawaii Titan

Bad Boy
  • *Molly's flat*
  • Molly: *nursing a cut above Sherlock's eye* I can't believe she actually punched you.
  • Sherlock: *winced* People don't like it when their affair is exposed to their entire family, even if the murderer was caught. Lesson learned.
  • Molly: *smirks* You were showing off.
  • Sherlock: A bit.
  • Molly: *smoothes his hair aside* There. Good as new. Try not to entice anymore guilty widows to punch you, yeah?
  • Sherlock: *smiles* It's me, Molly.
  • Molly: *chuckles* Still... *ruffles his hair; thoughtful* looks hot, though. I always did like a bad boy *giggles; leaves*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *raises an eyebrow*
  • A FEW DAYS LATER
  • *Molly's flat*
  • Molly: *reading on her sofa*
  • -knocking-
  • Molly: *opens the door*
  • Sherlock: *gently prodding his black eye; wincing* Didn't work...
  • Molly: *arms folded* Another widow.
  • Sherlock: An old lady. Someone tried to mug her *shrugs* I stepped in.
  • Molly: *bites her lip* Oh...
  • Sherlock: *gestures* May I...
  • Molly: *shakes her head* Sorry, yes. Right *pulls him inside* err, sit down. I-I'll just... *hurries to the bathroom*
  • Sherlock: *smirks*

anonymous asked:

I'm a bit late on things. When did Dom dragged Clace? Also when did Dom drunkenly drag Clace?

In his latest Instagram live video, there was a question about C/lace or whatever. Dom was apparently totally wasted and answered something like “don’t know what C/lace is”. Up until that point I couldn’t even believe this actually happened (I only saw posts and thought people were making this up) but apparently he is on a roll lately. Not only does he actually want to see Jace and Maia happen because of his chemistry with Alisha but in the latest interview (where I am guessing he was not drunk lol) he even said that Simon and Jace could be even lovers if Clary didn’t exist. 

He pretty much ended C/lace and wants to either have Jace/Maia happening or J/imon?I am like… Wait…. what??? 👀

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Little did I know a fictional character could ever rip my heart apart.

BONUS // Q&A with Christian Yu
  • Christian and you have been spending so much time on Youtube. Watching everything from puppy videos to conspiracy theories. Christian then suggested to you that he wants to do a Q&A with you. He even printed out the questions so he knew you would say yes anyway.
  • Christian: C’mon babe, it would be fun and the fans will get to know us better. Pleaaaase.
  • You: Okay fine but you owe me something.
  • Christian: Awesome! The first question is where did you two go on your first date?
  • You: First date? I think we had dinner Jamie's Italian.
  • Christian: Yeah the one near Circular Quay and after that we went to check out the lights because Vivid was on. Oh and all of this is back in Sydney btw.
  • You: Mhmm. What's the next question?
  • Christian: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • You: We actually met at Boost. We were waiting for our drinks and funnily enough, we ordered the same one. The girl called out the drink and we both went to grab it. Christian then insisted I take the drink so I did. I thought oh what a gentlemen, he's so sweet.
  • Christian: What did you do after you took the drink?
  • You: I said thank you.
  • Christian: Yeah and you just ran off.
  • You: I had a train to catch.
  • Christian: So rude babe.
  • You: So that was your first thought of me? Rude?
  • Christian: Nooo, I saw you standing there and I thought oh hey, this girl has good taste in clothes. I remember because we were wearing the same type of sneakers.
  • You: Nice save.
  • Christian: What is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: I really loved it when you took me here for the first time. It was the afternoon and the sun was setting. The view out of this window was amazing! And you had like scented candles all around the place. Another bonus was you made dinner and DESSERT that night.
  • Christian: Yeah, you know that dessert was a fluke. I definitely did not expect the cake to rise because I added too much flour and little baking soda.
  • You: It was really good. So what are each other’s worst or annoying habits?
  • Christian: You babe have the habit of leaving the cupboard doors open. Like it's not fully closed or opened. Just like a few centimeters away from it being fully closed. Why don't you use a tiny extra effort to make it close all the way?
  • You: Er I wouldn't be bashing me with my habit, Mr. Always leaving the bathroom lights on. And Mr. Always Spending So Much Time On His Hair. Your hair is always fine babe.
  • Christian: Fine, guess we're both bad. The next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: We tend to have dinner at home then take a stroll. I remember that time when our stroll lasted until 3am.
  • Christian: Yeah, I remember that. And it's nice walking around at night because I like to shoot short videos on my phone. You guys probably can see them on my Instagram.
  • You: You included this next question?
  • Christian: I didn't read the questions beforehand. I just printed them straight off the net. What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Christian: OHHHH. I see what you mean. Do you want me to address this babe?
  • You: Yeah but keep it PG.
  • Christian: PG? I'll try. Umm we do a lot of erm you know, sexting, dirty talk and sometimes foreplay. That's all I'm gonna say.
  • You buried your face behind Christian's back.
  • Christian: Alright, glad we got that out of the way. The last question is do you have any funny, embarrassing sex stories?
  • You: Babe, you take this one as well.
  • Christian: Umm funny, embarrassing sex stories? Only one comes to mind. Okay so we were on the bed, this one behind us, and I was um going down on [Y/N] but my back was facing this wall. So like you couldn't see anything besides the back of my back and [Y/N]'s legs. Anyway so after the deed was done, we cleaned up and stuff then I realised my laptop's cam was still on. I was doing a short recording of Lori trying to jump on the bed before we did it and I forgot all out it. Turns out, it was recording the whole thing. So being me, I actually made a short time loop of me and [Y/N], you know just me going down on her.
  • You: I still can't believe you name that file as TEST01.
  • Christian: I wouldn't think anyone would open it.
  • You: But who opened it babe?
  • Christian: Dabin. Well I didn't expect him to open that file, not my fault. He thought it was a test video for his new mv. I should've filed that video in my personal folder and not on the Desktop.
  • You: Take notes for next time then.
  • Christian: Next time aye? Anyway Dabin couldn't even tell it was us.
  • You: Are you sure? Your tattoos and that painting on the wall would have given it away.
  • Christian: Well he hasn't said anything so let's just say Dabin didn't see anything.
  • You: Is that all the questions? I'm hungry now.
  • Christian: Hmm yeah, that was the last one. Want to you wanna eat?
  • You: Pizza and let's watch Back to the Future?
  • Christian: That's my girl.