i still can't believe he's a dad :'')

Things Luther McDonald has done:

  • Made reparations with the people he wronged in his criminal past
  • Bought tickets to take his son to the Baseball Hall of Fame
  • Went away until he could learn to forgive his son
  • Signed off a letter to Mac with ‘Love, dad. PS: I still love you’
  • Made up a Christmas tradition so his son could have presents as a kid during the holidays
  • While in prison:
    • Wrote to his son
    • Requested pornographic magazines
    • Tried to run a business

Things Luther McDonald has not done:

  • Decapitated a man with a stop sign
  • Deserved to have his letters to Mac torn up by his son’s overly controlling boyfriend

anonymous asked:

my dad is a bit of a Shit and believes that I can't have ADHD cause I'm 'too clever' but my mum's booked me an appointment on friday and she says if he's wrong he owes her fifty quid

Ha PLEASE tell me how this goes!!!

There are a group of people called “twice exceptional” people. They are twice exceptional because they are wicked smart and also have a pretty bad disorder.

You can seriously smart and still have really bad ADHD. It’s common for these people to just be able to hide it a little better.

For this reason they are often pretty underdiagnosed!

idk if this is an unpopular opinion within the fandom, but whenever “father figure for eggsy” goes around, i usually think of merlin?

i mean, i can’t wait to see how their friendship progressed for kingsman 2, but also. like, they kinda have that “i like to tease my dad and even though he hates it, he still loves me” thing going on.

there’s gotta be one time, eggsy accidentally calls merlin “dad” and they’re both staring at each other awkwardly and eggsy mumbles about forgetting he ever said that and merlin is like “sure sure, it’s fine eggsy.” but inside merlin feels really flattered lol.

right now, not watching another episode of Brooklyn-Nine-Nine season 5 until the whole season is out is a very tempting idea.

Having a rough day today. First dream I’ve had this morning that I can even recall right afterwards in forever and it was about my dad. He was still alive and it was like he never left.. It seemed so real too. I think it’s because it’s about to be the month where I lost him. October is still my favorite month because I love Halloween so much, but now its been… tarnished somewhat by some very painful memories. October is the month where me and my family’s lives took a very horrible turn by losing someone we loved beyond words can express.

Hope you’re all having a much more cheerful day than me. 

anonymous asked:

I love Cole with glasses, he's just so good with them on. Also I still can't believe that Athena is a mom like you are still a child. It's like my child has a child.

i know hes a cute lil dad now n like i still think of them as gross teens my heart hurts theyre old :(

man the amount of notes on the post about liam talking about bear and how much he loves him would be great if like 75% of the tags weren’t “THIS is what a dad sounds like!!!!!!” “the difference to babygate 1.0 is astonishing” “this would be cute if it was real” “i hate cheryl for manipulating and using him” and shit like that. breaking news! louis and liam are two different people! they both handle fatherhood their own way! if louis doesn’t wanna talk about freddie based on negative responses he’s gotten from this shit pile of fandom then that’s his decision! if he doesn’t wanna talk about freddie bc he doesn’t want people to talk even more shit about his son then that’s his fucking decision! if liam decides to share stories about bear then, you guessed it, it’s his! god! damn! choice!!!!!!! let louis and liam live!!! let them be dads how they want to!!!!! larry and ziam still aren’t real!!!!!!!! have a good day!!!!!!!

  • Me: Okay, Dimple might not be dead. He's a spirit and he wasn't exorcised. He was eaten. For all we know, his essence could have been adsorbed by the broccoli and he still "lives" on from within it. Especially since the broccoli levitating is a bit suspect.
  • Also Me: *banging pots and pans* OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE DIMPLE IS DEAD! OH THE TRAGEDY!!! I MUST LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW!!!!! ONE OF MY SON'S DADS JUST DIED, PEOPLE!!!!!! FUCK YOU, ONE!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!@!!!!

THIS MAN HAD A WHOLE CHILD. BINO IS A DAD NOW. OH MY GOD. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL! CONGRATULATIONS DONALD! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US THOUGH?!?!😭😭😭😭😭My baby has a baby. He even looks like a dad now. Look at those jeans and shoes 😂He’s so cute, BUT WHO IS THIS WOMAN?!? I still need a NAME, DATE OF BIRTH, ASPIRATIONS IN LIFE, AND PLACE OF ORIGIN.

Because all the characters are such gODDANG CINNAMON ROLLS IN DGS

I also like to think that since Sherlock is such a Dad and also because I heard he’s bad at making breakfast, he just takes the detective family out to eat breakfast before going to investigate the scene– 

This time it’s Susato’s and Ryuunosuke’s first time at Cinnabon.

FRIENDS: GET YOUR FUCKING ACT TOGETHER

In any case, Friends is one of the greatest sitcoms ever created and that’s just a fact based on how popular it is. However, the writers kind of sucked in terms of continuation, because damn, it is riddled with plot-holes.

I felt like compiling these mistakes into a masterpost… yeah, honestly.

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Baekhyun, V, & Daehyun - The Happy Family
  • Baekhyun: hey son how are you
  • V: where's daddy
  • Baekhyun: he's coming....but hey let's spend some mother-son time together we can-
  • V: daaaaaadddddddyyy!!!!!!!
  • Daehyun: taehyunggieee!! *runs to hug him* I can't believe you're just 19 yrs old and you're already taller than me!
  • Baekhyun: I can't believe you're 19 and still living with us
  • V: dad, dad listen to my joke...knock knock !
  • Daehyun: who's there
  • V: it's V
  • Daehyun: V who?
  • V: V-agina hhaahhaHAAHHAHAHA
  • daehyun: HaahaAHAHahahah u are so cute
  • Baekhyun: ok so u laugh at his shitty jokes but not my clever ones
  • Daehyun: I think you meant his witty jokes
  • Baekhyun: ANYONE could come up with-
  • V: dad come with me I have to use the bathrooooom
  • Daehyun: ok let's go
  • Baekhyun: I'm pretty sure we potty trained you like 15 yrs ago????
  • Daehyun: yea but baaaeekkk....he hasn't been able to go alone since you know....*whispers* the toilet incident
  • Baekhyun: what toilet incident
  • Daehyun: youKNOWWWwhen he slipped and fell off the toilet and got stuck in the seat.....
  • Baekhyun: what the fUCK. How the hell-
  • Daehyun: we have a very special child jagi-
  • Baekhyun: HES ALMOST 20 YRS OLD HOWWWW
  • V: *from the bathroom* daaaaaaddddd I neeeeed youuu
  • Daehyun: come on baek let's do this together...as a family<3
  • Baekhyun: fuck this I'm hitting up Barack. #BaekBama forever bitches, I'm out
  • anti-ending fan: i can't believe naruto hit his kid! and boruto is so lonely! this is so sad.
  • pro-ending fan: boruto still has his mom and sister :) he's not lonely :) you're just angry your ship isn't canon :)
  • anti-ending fan: sarada misses her dad? he's not even home? that's not happy at all.
  • pro-ending fan: no he's just on a temporary mission :) like all other shinobi :) you're just angry your ship isn't canon :)
  • anti-ending fan: wtf why does sarada look like karin
  • pro-ending fan: haha! antis making completely random connections! you're just angry sasukarin isn't canon :)
  • anti-ending fan: why did sakura regress into being timid. why didn't kishi show us her career. why did he sabotage her character
  • pro-ending fan: oh honey you can't assume any of that :) she's just as confident as ever :) you're just angry your ship isn't canon :)
  • anti-ending fan: fuck kishi for giving us this shitty ending
  • pro-ending fan: you are in no position to criticize Almighty Kishi!! you must unquestioningly worship Him or else you're not a real fan!!
  • *naruto gaiden chapter 1*
  • pro-ending fan: FUCK KISHIMOTO
  • anti-ending fan: how is any of this a surprise? you were literally just too happy about your ships being canon to notice