i still blame jay for this

I Don’t Blame You//A Jay Imagine

kianairwinhood said: Sorry to bother you but I wanted to know if you would do an imagine with Jay where he likes the reader buy finds out they’re Aladdin’s child but it doesn’t change his feelings for them. Again I’m sorry to bother you

Babe, none of y’all could ever bother me

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Someone in the hall shoved past Jay. It was her again. He saw her all the time, but he wasn’t complaining. He thought she was beautiful. Yet he still didn’t know who your parents were.

“Hey buddy,” Carlos said, clapping a hand on his friend’s shoulder. “Staring at (Y/N) again?”

“Whaaaat? Pfft, no,” Jay said, taking a bite of his sandwich. 

“Well, that’s good,” Carlos said. “Considering the fact that she’s Aladdin’s kid.”

Jay choked on his sandwich. “What?” 

Carlos smirked. “Yup. So I guess it’s good that you don’t have a crush on her.”

Jay smacked his chest and coughed, his eyes watering. “Ahem. Yeah. Good…good thing.”

Dude ran by barking and Carlos took off after him, leaving Jay with a half-eaten sandwich and confusion fogging his mind.

He walked down the hall back to his room. (Y/N) was Aladdin’s kid? What was he gonna do? Because no matter how many times he reminded himself of that fact, every time he thought about her, butterflies erupted in his stomach. 

That night, he tried to talk to Carlos about it.

“Man, what am I gonna do? She’s Aladdin’s kid, and after what my dad did to her’s, I don’t think she’s gonna want to talk to me, let alone go out with me.”

Carlos groaned. “Bro, if I hear the phrase “What am I gonna do about (Y/N)” one more time, I’m gonna smack you upside the head. Just talk to her. After Ben’s speech about how we aren’t our parents, I’m sure she won’t hold your dad’s actions against you.”

“I guess it can’t hurt.”

The next day, Jay and Carlos were walking from one class to the next when they saw (Y/N) in the hall. Carlos shoved his friend towards her and ran away. 

“H-hey (Y/N),” he stuttered.

She smiled. “Hey Jay. D’you need something?”

“I was just wondering,” Jay swallowed and took a breath, trying to calm his nerves. “I was wondering if you wanted to go out some time? I mean, I totally understand if you don’t want to, considering the fact that my dad tried to ruin your dad’s life and enslaved your mom.”

She grinned. “I don’t blame you for what your dad did. I’d love to go out with you.”

Jay felt as though a huge weight had been lifted off of his chest. “Awesome.”

anonymous asked:

Did someone just call Tim a grown ass adult? Um 16 is not an adult, likewise 18 (Jason) might be a legal adult but just barely, Dick is the only bat brother I'd call a "grown ass adult"

You know I am tired and I missed Tim in there, I thought it was only Dick and Jay. Yeah, I hate the argument that Tim should be better with Damian and he’s “old enough to know better”. That boy is 17 and has been through enough shit to break 20 men. Damian doesn’t deserve bad things either but Christ don’t blame Tim for everything cause he’s practically still a baby himself.

Jay I’m more inclined to think of as an adult. I don’t care what DC says, Dick to me is ~25 and Jason ~21 so to me those two are pretty firmly in the adult category while Tim’s still got some baby fat on his cheeks.

If yall don't understand drakes charged up diss I'm about to explain it to yall right now .

People who think Drakes response is weak must not listen to lyrics. I blame it on our generation. Loud ass niggas and big sounding beats got ya’ll ears dumb. Let’s break this down:

.Drake dissed Meek, Nicki, funk Flex, and Jay Z

Funk Flex Diss
“Might have DJ clue drop a bomb on this.”
Clue is on power 105.1. He’s pretty much saying Flex is replaceable.

Jay Z diss
“Trying to take the higher road and still respect my idols, I have a deal with Apple but I still feel entitled. Rumor has it there’s something that only I know.”
I still feel En(TIDAL). Media Take out said a few days ago that Jay Z was behind the entire thing. He had meek do that to drake for pulling out of the apple deal. Drake is confirming Jay had something to do with it.

Nicki Minaj Diss
“Rumor has it I either fucker her or I never could”. He’s addressing Meek Mills insecurities as to weather Nicki fucked him or not.

Meek Mill Disses
“I’m honored that you think this is staged, I’m honored man in fact I’m amazed”
Addressing meek saying he doesn’t write his rhymes.

“I’m done doing favors for people, cause it’s not like I need the money I make off a feature”.
Basically Drake is saying Meek Mill needs him on his albums for them to sell. Also that Meek still needs money by doing features.

“I see you niggas having trouble going gold. turning into some so and so’s that no one knows.”
Meek album is performing poorly. And know one knew him outside of hip hop before his Twitter rant.

“Come live all your dreams out at OVO”
Meek Mills label is Dream Chasers.

“No woman ever had me star struck, or was able to tell me to get my bars up”.
He’s clowning Meek for how obsessed he is with Nicki. He’s also saying Nicki could never tell him to get his bars up because he’s a better rapper then her.

So there you have it. It’s a jab at Meek saying stay in you’re place, or else I’ll really chew you up. Drake is very smart and has everything set the way he wants.

“People who think drakes response is weak must not listen to lyrics”

“I blame it on our generation. Loud ass niggas and big sounding beats got ya’ll ears dumb. Lets break this down:

Drake dissed meek, nicki, funk flex, and jay-z 

  • Funk flex diss:

“might have dj clue drop a bomb on this.” 

clue is on power 105.1. he’s pretty much saying fleex is replaceable.

  • Jay-z Diss 

“Trying to make the higher road and still respect my idols, i have a deal with apple but i still feel entitled. Rumor has it there’s something that only i know”

I still feel En( TIDAL ). Media take out said a few days ago that jay-z was behind the entire thing. He had meek do that to drake for pulling out of the apple deal. Drake is confirming jay had something to do with it.

  • Nicki Minaj diss

“Rumor has it i either fucked her or i never could”

He’s addressing meek mills insecurities as to weather nicki fucked him or not.

  • Meek Mill diss 

“Im honored that you think this is staged, i’m honored man in fact i’m amazed” 

Addressing meek saying he doesn’t write his rhymes. 

“Im done doing favors for people, cause its not like i need the money i make off a feature”

Basically drake is saying meek mill needs him on his albums for them to sell. Also that meek still needs money by doing features. 

“i see you niggas having trouble going gold turning into some so and so’s that no one knows”

Meeks album is performing poorly. And know one knew him outside of hip hop before his twitter rant.

“come live all your dreams out at OVO”

Meek mills label is dream chasers.

“No woman ever had me star struck, or was able to tell me to get my bars up” 

He’s clowning Meek for how obsessed he is with nicki. He’s also saying nicki could never tell him to get his bars up because he’s a better rapper than her.

“so there you have it. its a jab at meek saying stay in you’re place, or else i’ll really chew you up. Drake is very smart and has everything set the way he wants.”

- khalil smith 

People who think Drake’s response is weak must not listen to lyrics. I blame it on our generation. Loud ass niggas and big sounding beats got ya'll ears dumb. Let's break this down: Drake dissed Meek, Nicki, funk Flex, and Jay Z Funk Flex Diss: "Might have DJ clue drop a bomb on this." Clue is on power 105.1. He's pretty much saying Flex is replaceable. Jay Z diss:  "Trying to take the higher road and still respect my idols, I have a deal with Apple but I still feel entitled. Rumor has it there's something that only I know." I still feel En(TIDAL). Media Take out said a few days ago that Jay Z was behind the entire thing. He had Meek do that to Drake for pulling out of the Apple deal. Drake is confirming Jay had something to do with it. Nicki Minaj Diss: "Rumor has it I either fucker her or I never could". He's addressing Meek Mill’s insecurities as to weather Nicki fucked him or not. Meek Mill Disses: "I'm honored that you think this is staged, I'm honored man in fact I'm amazed" Addressing Meek saying he doesn't write his rhymes. "I'm done doing favors for people, cause it's not like I need the money I make off a feature". Basically Drake is saying Meek Mill needs him on his albums for them to sell. Also that Meek still needs money by doing features. "I see you niggas having trouble going gold. turning into some so and so's that no one knows." Meek album is performing poorly. And know one knew him outside of hip hop before his Twitter rant. "Come live all your dreams out at OVO" Meek Mill’s label is Dream Chasers. "No woman ever had me star struck, or was able to tell me to get my bars up". He's clowning Meek for how obsessed he is with Nicki. He's also saying Nicki could never tell him to get his bars up because he's a better rapper then her. So there you have it. It's a jab at Meek saying stay in you're place, or else I'll really chew you up. Drake is very smart and has everything set the way he wants.

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People who think Drakes response is weak must not listen to lyrics. I blame it on our generation. Loud ass niggas and big sounding beats got ya’ll ears dumb. Let’s break this down:

.Drake dissed Meek, Nicki, funk Flex, and Jay Z

Funk Flex Diss
“Might have DJ clue drop a bomb on this.”
Clue is on power 105.1. He’s pretty much saying Flex is replaceable.

Jay Z diss
“Trying to take the higher road and still respect my idols, I have a deal with Apple but I still feel entitled. Rumor has it there’s something that only I know.”
I still feel En(TIDAL). Media Take out said a few days ago that Jay Z was behind the entire thing. He had meek do that to drake for pulling out of the apple deal. Drake is confirming Jay had something to do with it.

Nicki Minaj Diss
“Rumor has it I either fucker her or I never could”. He’s addressing Meek Mills insecurities as to weather Nicki fucked him or not.

Meek Mill Disses
“I’m honored that you think this is staged, I’m honored man in fact I’m amazed”
Addressing meek saying he doesn’t write his rhymes.

“I’m done doing favors for people, cause it’s not like I need the money I make off a feature”.
Basically Drake is saying Meek Mill needs him on his albums for them to sell. Also that Meek still needs money by doing features.

“I see you niggas having trouble going gold. turning into some so and so’s that no one knows.”
Meek album is performing poorly. And know one knew him outside of hip hop before his Twitter rant.

“Come live all your dreams out at OVO”
Meek Mills label is Dream Chasers.

“No woman ever had me star struck, or was able to tell me to get my bars up”.
He’s clowning Meek for how obsessed he is with Nicki. He’s also saying Nicki could never tell him to get his bars up because he’s a better rapper then her.

So there you have it. It’s a jab at Meek saying stay in you’re place, or else I’ll really chew you up. Drake is very smart and has everything set the way he wants.

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