i started at it for 5 minutes because

On the first day of school, our first assignment in film class was to spend ten minutes in class writing our response to the phrase “What is Art”. While we were writing, the professor had Pandora radio playing on the speakers, and a Papa John’s ad came on and went on and on and on and on about pizza. So, because that’s all I could think about, I wrote “Art is Pizza and Pizza is Art”. After ten minutes were up, the professor had everyone read aloud what they’d written, so I did. Everyone got a kick out of my answer and it started becoming a meme throughout the school. Every class, someone would bring up without fail and apply it to whatever we were talking about. Even the teachers would bring it up.

Fast forward a few weeks; our latest project was to spend 3-5 minutes telling a story/message using an unconventional medium, like a costume, something you cooked, a song you wrote, or something like that. One kid (who’s also in my art class) got up and presented his work: a beautiful detailed painting of a single piece of pepperoni pizza against a striking red background. The entire class clapped for 3 minutes and that was his presentation. We’re planning to hang his painting somewhere in the school and let future students wonder about the existential meaning behind a painting of a piece of pizza and why all the first-year-students walking by are laughing at their confusion.

So anyway, that’s how I helped start a meme at school.

Tips I used to motivate myself to pray salah consistently

1. REVOLVE YOUR DAY AROUND PRAYER. I don’t mean sit around and wait for each prayer to come because honestly who has the time but just know hey if I leave the house at this time I have to make sure to pray duhur when I get their because it’s prayer time.

2. For my ladies especially if you wear makeup, incorporate wudu into your routine. After I wash my face in the morning I make wudu right after that and then start doing my makeup.

3. Before praying I always take 5 minutes to just think. Anything that can possibly preoccupy my mind when I’m making salah needs to leave my head now so give yourself a few minutes. Also if I find myself wandering off in prayer I try to remember who I am in front of and what I am doing.

4. If you ever get lazy just reminding yourself that it only takes a few minutes, constant reminder of the grave always gets my ass in gear (maybe that’s to morbid for you)

5. Never give up. Not matter how far you think you’ve strayed from God don’t stop. Whether you pray once or all never stop. This is your daily conversation with God don’t cut him out. Remember that he is the most forgiving, but he can’t forgive you if you don’t ask for forgiveness. ❤️❤️❤️

Anyways since I’m still upset about Tiana how about the fact that she’s the only Disney Princess since Aurora to literally only have one animated feature centered on her? Besides a 3-5 minute cameo on Sofia The First, Tiana has not been seen in any other animation (or live action for that matter).

Aurora had a straight-to-video short

Cinderella and Belle had multiple tv/straight-to-video movies

Ariel and Jasmine both had multiple movies and TV series based on their movies

Mulan and Pocahontas both got (admittedly bad) animated sequels

Rapunzel had an animated short and is getting a tv series, and I don’t even have to mention Anna and Elsa’s copious media.

They literally??? Could have addressed all the issues they had with the first movie (displaying their leads of color as frogs ¾ths of the movie, Tiana having to work during the entire thing, her hair never being out, etc) with a short, tv movie, or a series

Explain that.

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During today TOUCH Talk via V Live, everybody including me could see that Kim Dong Wan was not really him today T^T
He didn’t talk.
He didn’t laugh.
He didn’t smile.
He didn’t pay attention.
He was not the Kim Dong Wan I know…

Suddenly the other 5 members accidentally found out the way to make Kim Dong Wan laugh and they knew it that it was his first smile since the broadcast started 45 minutes ago ^ ^ Andy’s weird ‘Tonight’ choreography made him bursted out laughing and everybody wanted Andy to do it one more time because they just wanted Kim Dong Wan to smile once again. Andy was willing to do it with more intense choreograph xD

Isn’t their friendship beautiful? They are Shinhwa everyone. They are Shinhwa, the longest-running idol group in Korea.

My husband called me a troll because when we went out to dinner tonight I asked our waiter (who had been friendly, attentive, quick, and kind of awkward. You could tell he had probably just ended training) to see the manager working and the poor guy looked like he wanted to cry. I mean, it was a busy Saturday night and he really was doing his best. He goes to get her and bolts to the kitchen while I sit there and heap praise on the kid because he was so fantastic, and not just to us, but all the tables around him. She starts laughing because it turns out he is new, and she couldn’t wait to tell him because it would be a real morale booster, and she thanks me and heads to the kitchen.
Like, 5 minutes later the waiter finally comes out, grinning from ear to ear, and thanks us for saying that to his manager. We tell him of. course, repeat the praise to him, and he takes our check blushing. We leave a 40% tip and head out the door.
Basically, tip your waiters well, and if they go above and beyond, maybe tell a superior. They pretty much only hear complaints.

cheesy pick up lines pt 2.

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”
“Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you’re dope.”
“Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.”
“Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
“Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”
“You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.”
“I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.”
“Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!”
“Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.”
“Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.”
“If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!”
“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”
“A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.”
“Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!”
“I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!”
“All those curves, and me with no brakes!”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

do u just think about the last 5 minutes of tab and start to cry because it was literally the softest thing in the human history after tsot and I thought that s4 will be like a kiss, a soft caress from god herself but instead i got killer clowns and disappearing notes and john without feet apparently

at the mall, there was pack of Skater Boys zooming around and I spotted these two guys in the pack of Skater Boys who started pushing each other and this dude with a backpack on actually STUCK HIS FOOT OUT to trip the other guy with an Active shirt but he fell off his skateboard. he totally wiped out and the Active Shirt Guy fell a second later because he tried to grab onto the Backpack Guy and they both went down. their pack of Skaters didn’t even stop. I didn’t know what to do cause they were in my way so I stood behind a pole and watched as the Backpack Guy helped up the Active Shirt Guy, threw his arm over his shoulder, kissed his cheek, picked up their skateboards, then walked into an ice cream store together

Pentagon reactions to you kissing them in front of the other members

Jinho 

I think Jinho would be so embarrassed but he wouldn’t say anything to you, he would just stay silent and maybe smile a little


Hui

Hwitaek would look at you so confused like really?? Right now?? In front of them?? 


Hongseok

He would cover his face with his hands and he would be laughing so much because you are so cute! 


E’Dawn

“Hey y/n… you know i love you so much.. but… can you wait a little? We will go home in like 5 minutes…. “


Shinwon

Shinwon would look at you with a “what the heck are you doing gurl” look! He would so suprised when you kissed him


Yeo One

He would start smiling so so much because he would find it so cute when you kissed him. He wouldn’t really care about the members. This time he would kiss you to make the others uncomfortable a little on purpose.


Yanan

He would be way more embarrassed than Jinho. He never had a girlfriend before so he don’t know how to react when you kissed him in front of the others. 


Yuto

I think Yuto would start laughing of embarrassed and hug you. He would hide his face in your hair to cover his red face. 


Kino 

Hyunggu would start laughing because he would find it really funny and adorable, then he saw the other members faces and he would laugh even more



Wooseok

“y/n what are you doing?! Why in front of them?! They’re not going to let me live because of that” he would tell you while laughing

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Cleaning Up

Idk why but i feel like writing some fluff and stuff. next one will be Sad because im a smol sad skittle. but uh yeah

“I was gone for 5 minutes and this is what happens”
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“Newt, you should really start organizing your things down here”
“They are i just have a specific way of organizing”

You and Newt are spending the day down in his suitcase. Him wanting to check up on his animals and You, well you just want to look at him.
“Newt someone could get injured in here, and not from the animals”
“Well to be fair Y/N no one really comes down here”

Newt looks away shyly. You start to feel a little sad. Newt wasn’t very good at making friends. But you couldn’t see how someone could not love this small little hufflepuff. You ruffle his hair slightly and smile.

“Hey newt, im going to go check on the Bowtruckles. is that okay?” you ask but newt is too distracted to notice. You roll your eyes and walk towards the bowtruckles.

“Hey there Pickett, Why arent you with Newt?” You ask the little green creature.
He shrugs at you and begins to climb up your arm and hugs your cheek.
“Now Pickett, dont go getting too attached” you laugh softly. You decide to visit Frank because you haven’t seen him in a while.

After spending sometime with Newts animals, making sure their fed and happy, you walk back to Newt. Surprise Surprise he’s still sketching in his book.
“Newt, Newt, NEWT!” You say.

He jumps up and falls out of his chair.
“s-sorry you surprised me. Oh my have i been distracted this long. i better go feed the animals” He says hastily
“No need I already did”.

He looks at you for a sec but then gets up.
“o-oh uh fantastic, ill just uh go check on the Niffler. hes a troubled one” he smiles and walks off. You look around and things are still a mess.
“Oh newt” you mumble.

You start clearing things up a little too make things less messy. You take some things out of the little room and walk back in. Although, not looking where you were going, trip over some books and land harshly on the wood. you let out a loud yelp that catches Newts attention.
He runs back quickly
“Y/N! are you okay?”

He looks in and sees you on the ground clutching your knee. He scrambles over to you to check for injuries
“Oh my are you okay? what happened. I left you alone for 5 minutes and this is what happens. Oh dear oh dear” He continues to ramble on as you try to calm him down.

You grad his face in your hands lightly and make him face you.
“Newt, Im okay, its just a skinned knee. Im okay” You smile at him and he runs to get the first aid kit. As he is cleaning you up he’s still muttering to himself.

“Hey Newt?”
“Yes Y/N”
“This is why you need to clean up your Suitcase”

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Heh this is fun

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If you’ve been following me for awhile now, you probably know already that I rarely sketch on paper because I prefer to work directly in Illustrator. On the rare times that I do start on paper, I usually just do a really quick and rough sketch to determine the main layout of the piece. 

I probably spent around 5-10 minutes sketching each of these. I figured spending too much time refining it won’t make sense since I’ll just use it as a guide. I’ll redo everything in Illustrator anyway so even if there’s something off with the initial sketch, I can easily fix that when I start rendering. Sometimes, I follow the sketch exactly as it is, but sometimes, especially when I realize I’m not happy with it, I’ll completely scrap that off and just layout everything digitally (case in point: who tells your story sketch). 

For this series, the first four posters are created directly in Illustrator so I don’t have them here. But thankfully, I have the rest of the sketches to share!

anonymous asked:

reading your tags on that last post made me cry thank

#like okay it’s one thing for him to start reading those books just because she likes them #but the fact that he actively enjoys them #underlines just how similar they really are #okay on the surface they’re very different but at their cores #they are so so similar #which is really how they work so well #‘we all want to be the best’ she told him #their goals and aspirations are so similar #they just approach things differently #which is what makes them so incredibly good together #partners in work and life

i’m assuming u meant these lmao

i wrote those out on mobile 5 minutes before i had to meet with an advisor at school so tbh it’s a little jumbled but here’s the thing. it’s pretty obvious that amy enjoys what would be considered “dorky” things (by gina standards, at least). she plays french horn and she knits and she watches property brothers and wheel of fortune and is in bed before 10. she’s pretty comfortable with who she is and what she likes, and hasn’t really had a history of being ashamed of any of those things (embarrassed, yes, but not to the point that she feels the need to change). jake’s not a saint and he’s probably not the first boyfriend she’s had who loves and appreciates her quirks, we can pretty safely assume that none of the ones who went before him made an effort to do/watch/read the things she likes doing/watching/reading. and tbh the fact that amy canonically didn’t understand teddy’s obsession with brewing pilsners (going so far as actually naming that quirk in their breakup) kind of suggests to me that amy acted the same way to any previous boyfriends.

and then jake comes along, and they started dropping these little hints in the dialogue - while nothing really seemed to change from an outsider’s perspective, everything changed between the two of them. what little walls they had up between each other were destroyed pretty much immediately (i will NEVER get over the fact that he was willing to take a demotion for her just SIX DAYS IN good grief) because it turns out jake actually likes watching property brothers and doesn’t mind going to sleep earlier than he used to and even if he doesn’t really like reading he likes being able to understand all of amy’s dorky jokes. so he picks up these rather intimidatingly long novels and starts reading them, probably at first getting distracted by the knowledge that at some point amy read these words and amy turned this page and amy probably mouthed the dialogue along with this character - and before he knew it he was actually very into these books and found that he sort of forgets he’s reading when the plot is this good.

i’ll tell you something, it’s an act of tremendous love and affection for someone to pick up something they’ve previously shown no interest in purely for your benefit - but for that person to fall in love with it for all the same reasons you do is such a calming confirmation that you really are so incredibly similar (and are high-key soul mates but that’s for another day)

ANYWAYS i’m done being extra and i need jake and amy going to the harry potter theme park on vacation, like, yesterday

People always talk about musical prodigies, I’m way more interested in late bloomers. And that’s partially because I am one - I did start learning piano around 5 or 6, but didn’t take it seriously and basically had to be forced to practice for 20 minutes a day by my mother. I only started putting any effort in around 19, which is supposed to be after the cut-off point but clearly isn’t since I got into one of the most competitive music programs in the country. But, again, 19 wasn’t anywhere near my first exposure to learning and playing music.

Now I have heard about other people like me, who were exposed to music at a young age but weren’t serious players until they were older - Wes Montgomery didn’t play the guitar until age 20 for instance. But are there any masters who didn’t have any musical training until their teens or later? Traditional wisdom says the cutoff point is very young but I’m curious if anyone knows any counterexamples.

why do people think Ronan Lynch is the only one of those kids without any chill. Like I’m sorry but have you MET Adam Parrish?? Adam, who has an existential crisis and starts asking about love 5 minutes after kissing a boy, who sacrifices his freedom to a dream-forest and then gets said dream-forest to trample a man to death, who has to do everything by himself or it “doesn’t count,” who exits a moving car during an argument?? or, okay actually I just started my TRB reread so I haven’t gotten to that part yet, was Gansey driving at the time or was the Pig parked? but whatever the point is Adam is EXTRA. he just seems chill because he’s the physical embodiment of the “:^)” emote. He has No Chill. In fact none of those kids have any chill. Ronan may be the only one who expresses it by fighting literally everything but All of them are chill-less. Everyone.

kaplanwiccan  asked:

YAAAAAYYYYY thank you so much!!! I'll let you know when I post it! ❤❤❤ And about the request........... It can be basically anything on Otayuri HAHAHAHA like headcanons on their Skype chats or how they act when they're visiting each other :3

Otayuri skype headcanons omfg:

-when they first connect otabek has learned to make sure his headphones are off.

-because yurio literally screams. like a f*cking pterodactyl. 

-otabek thinks it’s cute so he always starts smilin right away 

-yurio gets verbal diarrhea and will rant about random things that happened lately for about 3.5 minutes before Otabek can say more than “hi” or “oh, really” or “wow”

-”you should have seen the look on Yuuri’s face when i landed that quad he’d been working on for hours right in front of him! it was almost as good as winning the gpf, otabek. it was really was. OH did i already tell you about the mouse? i don’t think so. ok so..” all in one breath.

-when otabek begins to talk, he gains momentum slowly, till he’s almost as intense as yurio but not nearly as loud.

-yurio doesn’t want to stay in one place and carries his laptop all over his apartment and sits in weird places (on top of the back of his sofa, with his legs out the window, in the shower, on the kitchen floor leaned against the fridge…)

-otabek stays in one place mostly, and laughs because “one of these days, you’re going to drop your laptop out of the window. or yourself out of the window. what i mean is stop.”

-otabek likes it so much that he loses track of time when he and yurio talk. his coach wasn’t happy when he was a full hour late for practice. two days in a row.

-yurio tries to get otabek to play stupid games like truth or dare or twenty questions.

-otabek always says yes the third time he asks.

-otabek wishes yurio didn’t fall asleep on skype as often as he does because of course he likes to talk to yurio but he also kind of doesn’t mind so much because it’s frankly adorable to see him asleep.

as good as samurai jack season 1-4 were i think season 5 is just totally blowing them away… like now i’m sad that the first four seasons were stuck with a monster-of-the-week format just because that’s how cartoons were made back then, rather than having a serialized story

like okay. i’ve been watching the first four seasons and enjoying them. it’s a great show. but if you’re not interested in that week’s conflict then the very slow, deliberate pace of the show can feel absolutely glacial

meanwhile i’ve been on the edge of my seat like the whole time with the start of season 5 because i’m never sure what’s going to happen next. things aren’t going to be resolved neatly within 22 minutes anymore and things that happen in one episode are much, much, much more likely to matter in the next, so the tension built by the show’s signature slow pacing and long periods of silence is put to much better use now. the darker tone is intriguing too, of course, but literally just by tying episodes together better it makes every part of the show more satisfying

Me: “Don’t come to my house on monday. I have nothing more to say.”

Him: “Okay. I’m sorry it didn’t work out.”

We’ve been on and off for 5 years. After 1 year ½ of not being together we started seeing each other again. He told me he was happy and that he saw a future for us and he wanted to take time with me to make this work. He showed me everything we could have been. But 2 weeks later, I told him I was getting attached. In 5 minutes he went from “I wanna take my time.” to “This is not gonna work. I don’t love you.” And then, “It’s not because it doesn’t work out now that it never will.” It’s over. I love him, I’ve never loved someone like I love him, I would give the world to see him happy. But he doesn’t deserve me, my love and my energy. I’m tired. We’re not at the same place anymore; we don’t have the same maturity. I’m not about confused feelings and being used. It kills me but it’s time to let go.