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the happiest kiss & cry

What happens when you watch figure skating with your parents

Me, watching the 2017 4CC Men’s FS with my mom (who knows nothing about figure skating) and my dad (who knows some basics)


Representing Uzbekistan, Misha Ge

Mom: He looks Asian

Me: ????? Mom he’s white…..although he does speak fluent Mandarin….


Can the following skaters please take the ice (Warm-up group 4)

Mom: OMG TELL ME WHICH ONES ARE FROM CHINA I NEED TO CHEER FOR THEM

Me: Mom calm down…..


*Introducing the skaters during warm-up*

Shouma Uno is the………….

Mom: Yoooo this guy looks like he’s wearing women’s clothes

Me: ?!?!!??! Mom it’s a performance, it’s normal to be flashy???

Yuzuru Hanyu is the………….

Mom: This guy is feminine too!

Me: ……..just wait til you see him jump


Representing The People’s Republic of China, Boyang Jin

Mom: Why is he so tall?  

Me, thinking about my 5′3: Cuz fucking genetics

Mom: Oh this guy sure can jump!  Look he’s got 100 something points already!

Me: Yes but look at his presentation score……


Representing Canada, Patrick Chan

Mom: Wait is this guy Boyang Jin?

Me: Holy shit Mom he literally just competed


Representing Japan, Shouma Uno

Mom: Oooooo! Wowwwww!

Me: Right?????


Representing Japan, Yuzuru Hanyu

Mom: Woahhhh look at his jumps!!!!!

Me: Told you…..

*Yuzuru pops a jump*

Mom: That was nice!

Dad: He made a mistake….

The scores please

Mom: Oh he didn’t score very high, a lot of people from previous groups got more than 200 points too

Me: …….that was their combined total……this guy just scored 200 something points in the free programme alone……


Representing The United States of America, Nathan Chen

Mom: Wait I just went to the bathroom and he’s got 90 points already???

Me: Yeah I know Mom, me too….me too…..

Mom: Wait what did you say about him before?  He can jump 5 rotation combos or something?

Me: I said he can jump 5 quads in the free programme but I’m surprised you even remembered that it was 5….

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feeling kinda icky so I made a comic to cheer myself up?

Hey! I don’t know if you’re still taking art submissions, but I just recently discovered you and I absolutely love love love your work!!! And I was wondering if you would be up to doing Louis in a crop top and flower crown? I would be so blessed.   And again, I just love your art. You’re so amazing and you’re so sweet!! 💖💖   

How could I ever say no to crop tops and flower crowns tbh?? And thank you so much, you’re a sweetling yourself 💕🌸


I had a dream last night that I was playing this post-apocalyptic game where all of the people except you and your crew were turned into horrifying monsters

The way the game worked was it would open to you and your Cool Group of Angsty Survivors and their base is taken over by the monsters. So the whole point of the game is to survive long enough to get to another safe place.

You have four people in a team and you all just. Line up side to side and go in a straight line. You have one gun that does a set amount of damage (other weapons are available instead of a gun and some are pink and sparkly)

The monsters come at you in a straight line and basically, you have to fight them off, walking backwards to make sure you have enough time to beat them

So basically the object of the game would be to figure out how to fight each monster specifically so you go forward more than you go back and make it to a checkpoint

And you’d have this journal you make of every monster you see, with all the info on how to beat them, whether you were the one who fought the monster, or one of the other three players with you

You can play solo, but if three of the four people in your group dies but the fourth one makes it, all four of you can still progress, so single player mode is super hard. Computer players are available but they kinda suck

And as you go along you discover all of the other people have become these monsters, and certain monsters target certain people so there’s only so many monsters you can see on your own

Some monsters may specifically like to target girls over boys. Some may target people under the age of 20. Some may just want to only fight people who have a sparkly pink sword. The more odd the thing is that attracts the monsters, the harder it is to find them

So as you go through the game you have two objectives, get to a safe spot and end the game, or the optional one to keep heading out every day to find new monsters

Saturday Saphira: how to be a badass

When they reached Saphira, she startled them by thrusting her head at them. The horses backstepped nervously. Saphira looked Eragon over carefully and gave a low hiss. Her eyes were flinty. Eragon threw a conerned look at Brom -he had never seen Saphira this angry -then asked, What’s wrong?

You, she growled. You are the problem.

Eragon frowned and got off Cadoc. As soon as his feet touched the ground, Saphira swept his legs out from under him with her tail and pinned him with her talons. “What are you doing?” he yelled, struggling to get up, but she was too strong for him. Brom watched attentively from Snowfire.

Saphira swung her head over Eragon until they were eye to eye. He squirmed under her unwavering glare. You! Every time you leave my sight you get into trouble. You’re like a new hatchling, sticing your nose into everything. And what happens when you stick it into something that bites back? How will you survive then? I cannot help you when I’m miles away. I’ve stayed hidden so that no one would see me, but no longer! Not when it may cost you your life.

I can understand why you’re upset, said Eragon, but I’m much older than you and can take care of myself. If anything, you’re the one who needs to be protected.

She snarled and snapped her teeth by his ear. Do you really believe that? she asked. Tomorrow you will ride me -not that pitiful deer-animal you call a horse -or else I will carry you in my claws. Are you a Dragon Rider or not? Don’t you care for me?

Isn’t it magnificent how she can be dangerous at the same time as worried and a “racketeer” at the end?

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