i stabbed you dude i stabbed you dude

Last night was wild

4 sexual assaults, assailant who tried to get into the ER, cops chilling all night, some dude who got stabbed, so many drunks, like people it was fucking Sunday night what the hell. 

Shoutout to the 6′8″ cop shaped like a rectangle (dude was fuckin built) who french braided my hair for me, you did an amazing job, and secondary shoutout to the dude who got stabbed and complimented me on my braid, both myself and the police officer appreciated it. Sorry you got stabbed (even though it sounded like you kind of deserved it???) 

Also had a guy with a 2 day old leg would that I’m gonna guess was nec fash, because damn man I could see through your leg

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YOU STABBED ME DUDE! I STABBED YOU DUDE!!!