i spent so much time on this omfg


How about a deal with the devil scenario?

A person is set to be married and they’re unsure of whether or not they really want to marry their intended or not. It’s not that they hate the spouse-to-be or thinks ill of them. On the contrary- The person that they’re supposed to be with forever and ever is a dear friend of theirs. someone they trust and care for. It’s just… It’s just they’re unsure if they want to spend the rest of their life with an individual who will only be a dear friend of theirs in what’s to be their happiest of unions.

But tradition and family dictates their small seaside village. This arranged marriage has been planned since they were babies and there’s not much they can do.

Well, besides slipping away from the festivities the night before the marriage to give themselves a good cry. They end up taking a boat and make their way towards a littoral cave near the crags of the village, not wanting anyone to see how miserable and anxious they were for the impending rituals.

But as they get their boat closer to the sea-made cave, they see someone else is there. Someone larger than them, with glittering scales and glowing eyes and smiling the kindest smile they’ve ever seen.

A merformer.

There are Rules when it comes to interacting with these fantastical beasts. They try to keep it in mind as they speak with the gorgeous creature but they’re unable to hide their awe and surprise that such a majestic being of seas and storms would want to speak with them of all people. The merformer knows this - they’ve been around long enough to know how the human heart works - and it isn’t long before the person spills their fears and doubts of their wedding tomorrow.

So the merformer makes them an innocent enough offer: A trinket of theirs - the bracelet they’re wearing at that moment - and they’ll be more than willing to create such poor weather out in the see that the wedding has to be postponed.

The person agrees without a second thought, happily handing over the bracelet and trying their best to ignore the way the merformer’s touch lingers a bit too long.

The wedding is postponed when howling winds and crashing waves destroys any chance of a seaside wedding. The families are disappointed by the turn of events but carry on, making plans to have the nuptials happen next month instead. The person soothes their unhappy intended and tries to hide back their smile.

They begin to meet the merformer regularly now. At first to merely thank them and give them offers of sweets and wines to stay on their good side but it soon evolves in what they think is a genuine friendship. They tell them merformers their fears and dreams, their hopes and secrets. They sing songs to entertain their scaly friend as they spend hours together out at the crags. They’re given ropes of pearls and coral bracelets. They feel so safe with the merformer, so at ease with them that when asked if they’ll always be together, the poor thing didn’t realize think much of that hungry gleam in their friend’s eye as they swore to them they’ll be at each other’s side forever.

Perhaps that was where everything went wrong.

Like all things that are strange and curious, the changes happen over time like how the constant ebb and flow of the sea’s waves erodes the strongest of rocks. The price begins to escalate every time the person asks the merformer to postpone the wedding and they try not to think much of it at first. The trinket becomes a lock of hair. The lock of hair becomes a song proclaiming their loyalties to the merformer and only them. And it isn’t long before the song becomes a kiss that the merformer takes from them too roughly, too passionately for this to be a mere trade between friends anymore.

Finally, they’re asked for their Name.

At this point the person is finally (finally!) starting to realize they’re in over their head and refuses that because they know what will happen to them if they give that up. They made have doubts about their impending marriage and they maybe unsure of their future in the village but the idea of outliving their loved ones and never setting foot on land again is a nightmare.

They tell their friend as much, pulling away from their reaching grasp as much as their tiny boat allows. This is the only time the merformer has stops smiling and the expression that comes and goes their face terrifies the poor person, making them realize how small and fragile and defenseless they really were against this great creature.

They begin to row away, fast as their shaking arms can muster, and try to ignore the heated gaze that follows them all the way home. Overhead they can hear the distant rumble of thunder and they can all but taste the approach of a storm in the air.

What have they gotten themselves into?

OH MY PRIMUS!!!  I had to wait a reasonable amount of time after reading this so I could properly form the words to describe how much I love this!  I spent a good ten minutes just screaming at the computer screen!  Omfg!  XD  

This is so good!  It fits so perfectly with the underlying creepiness of a lot of fairytales and legends!  I love all your stories!  You’re such a talented writer!  I hope to see more of your stuff in the future!  <3 <3 <3

Top 10 destiel moments (this was hard)

Number 10: “The Third Man”– Profound Bond

This was one of the classic, adorable Dean/Cas moments. Cas being so blunt about his bond with Dean was so amazing. This whole scene was pure gold.

Number 9: "Lazarus Rising" –when Cas and Dean first meet

This is basically the first thing Cas ever says to Dean. Right of the bat, Cas is telling Dean how important he is and that he is worth something. I believe it was so crucial for Dean to hear that because he just got back from hell where he suffered and then tortured souls. Just ugghhhh.

Number 8: “Stairway to Heaven” –end scene

The ending scene between Cas and Dean in “Stairway to Heaven” was so romantic in my opinion. Cas had just given up his entire angel army for Dean which speaks volumes for how much Cas values Dean. I can’t even put my feelings for that into words. Also, right before he has this touching talk with Cas, he just had a pretty heated fight with Sam, and when he goes to talk to Cas, his whole mood changes instantly. Dean: “Well, hey, you still got us.” Cas: “Dean. Those bombers– you don’t really think that I–” Dean: “Cas, you just gave up an entire army for one guy. No, there’s no way that you blew those people away.” Cas: “You really believe we three will be enough?” Dean: “We always have been.”

Number 7: “Swan Song”

This scene is my number 7 Dean/Cas moment because Dean has just lost Sam, Bobby, and Cas– and all of a sudden Cas just appears out of nowhere and heals him. The look on Dean’s face just kills me every time. He’s looking at him with that look we see time and time again, but it’s different here. I’m not exactly sure what Dean must be thinking. He’s just is so surprised that Cas is there when he just saw him die. And now Sam is gone, and there’s just a little spark of hope left in his expression when Cas pops up. Like, maybe I can be happy again. Dean: “Cas, are you God?” Cas: “That’s a nice compliment, but no.”

Number 6: Basically the entirety of “Free To Be You and Me.”

This episode was literally about the bond growing between these two. It is so adorable watching them in this ep because it shows how much they rely on each other! Dean and Sam aren’t talking and so he hangs out and has a good time with Cas, and Cas needs his help finding Raphael. Dean: “So, what, I’m Thelma and you’re Louise and we’re just going to hold hands and sail off this cliff together?” EEEEK. And later when they’re talking in the impala and Dean says ‘he’s good’. Cas:“Even without your brother?” Dean: “Especially without my brother. I mean, I spent so much time worrying about the son of a bitch. I mean, I’ve had more fun with you in the past twenty-four hours than I’ve had with Sam in years, and you’re not that much fun. It’s funny, you know, I’ve been so chained to my family, but now that I’m alone (with you), hell, I’m happy.” URGH.

Number 5: “Hunteri Heroici”

OMFG this fricking episode. Seriously, I’ll watch over you. THAT IS SO CUTE! LIKE WHAT ?!?!? (And also while we’re talking about that line, in Season 9 we hear Cain talking to Collette over her grave and he says 'I know you watch over me still.“ Just throwing that out there.”) And the bottom gif! Dean and Cas alone in the motel room talking about their feelings! Dean walks over to him and sits down on the bed so they can talk close to each other. Omg. I love this whole episode.

Number 4: “A Little Slice of Kevin”

GOD this was probably THE most romantic episode in Supernatural history IMO. The three that beat this one are SO SO close. It was hard to pick which ones I liked more. But, this is the episode where Cas is mysteriously back from purgatory. Dean has been SEEING him everywhere and he thinks he just misses him like crazy. But after he comes back Dean is thrilled but kind of worried how he got out. Dean believes he let go of Cas’s hand on accident, when in reality Cas pushed away. But, Dean’s mind couldn’t process or accept that so he reconstructed the whole scene in his mind. URGH. This episode.

Number 3: “What’s up Tiger Mommy”

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more like purGAYtory. amiright? No, but season 8 was the best destiel season, hands down. This episode in particular is number three because of the scenes where it shows Dean going on a rampage trying to find his angel. And then when he does, well, you cry for days after. Everything Dean says sounds like it came out of a fanfic. “Cas, buddy, I need you."  "I’m not leaving here without you."  "I prayed to you, Cas, every night!"   It’s just amazing. He loves him so much.  I can’t deal.

Number 2: "The End”

This sceeeene. “We had an appointment.” -Cas. And then the FACE DEAN GIVES HIM. “DONT EVER CHANGE.” dies. I love this so scene so much in particular. I’m not sure why, but it really deserves the number two spot. Just the look of absolute adoration on both of their faces. Seriously. That’s love, plain and simple.

Number 1: Goodbye, Stranger.

YES THIS SCENE IN “GOODBYE STRANGER” WINS. The best destiel scene to end all destiel scenes (so far). Cas has been reprgramed to kill Dean. He killed “Dean” a thousand times, but couldn’t do it. And let’s not forget the top gif, Dean was suppose to say “I love you”. (I support the change to I need you though. It would’ve been way out of character, but the fact it was written is amazing.) If you ask me, “I need you”, is just as, if not more meaningful than “I love you.” It’s one thing to love someone, but to NEED someone. That is heavy. And in that last gif, Dean fully believes that Cas is about to kill him there. The crack in Dean’s voice as he’s saying Cas’s name breaks my heart. But again, we see Cas choosing Dean over everything else. Dean above all else in Cas’s world. And I love that about him. Cas absolutely loves and adores Dean, and no one can deny that. And we’ve seen how Dean would do anything for him as well. Destiel till death. <3

When i found out that i couldn’t get 707′s story line in my first playthrough of Mystic Messenger… i was SO SAD!!! OMFG!!! i almost quit playing. but i love him too much!!! i must get through!!! since i’d spent all my time being all “<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3″ over Seven the whole game, i got stuck with Yoosung, since he was practically impossible to be mean to - he’s so cheerful and sweet! UGG! but every time he opens his adorable, shota mouth to trash talk Seven… i wanna answer all of his questions with the mean answers!!! GAWD DAMN IT!!!

*deep sigh* Seven… my love… i only have five days left!!! (T   ^  T) then we can be together!!! omg…for real…? (O ____O) he txt’d me memes while i was writing this… gawd i love you, Seven… i love you forever and ever <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 You’re the feisty, red-headed, cat-loving, secretive, internet trash boy i’ve always dreamed of!!! *SWOONS* <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


It’s a good thing that Alfred always has such a huge umbrella ;3

Accepted! It happened once when he forgot his umbrella and Alfred offered to share, and then it became routine, even though Arthur usually DOES have his umbrella. He just… decides nott o use it. (He still takes it with him in case Alfred isn’t around XDDDD)
Arthur lives like, a 10-ish minute walk from Alfred’s house, so Alfred doesn’t mind walking with him and then backtracking to his own house XD

ok guys, so here it is the story of how this happened to me:

so i’m from new york, and when i heard that tatiana was coming to toronto comic con i could not think about anything other than how desperately i wanted to go. it physically hurt, like i wanted to go to this more than anything. tatiana maslany changed my entire world. i am also a performer (aspiring performer anyway) and finding her, changed me. i fell in love with the art of performing all over again through her, i was reminded of why i fell in love with it in the first place through her, and she moves me, inspires me, blows me away, astonishes me, more than anybody. she is my greatest inspiration and there was nothing i wanted more than to stand in front of her and tell her this. somehow, thanks to my dad, who understood how desperate i was to go to this, i was able to go. (it was an early birthday present, talk about the greatest birthday present in the history of ever…) so i booked my flight and hotel and everything and i was going to toronto for the weekend.  i got to toronto friday night, this is actually my first time in toronto and it’s amazing i love everything about it. so saturday, i woke up bright and early, i honestly couldn’t sleep at all i was so anxious and excited and just a complete wreck about what could possibly happen that day. the panel started at 4 but i got there at like 11:30…so yeah i was waiting around for almost 5 hours. slowly a line for orphan black started to form and we all waited and waited and waited. they announced that they were doing a random lottery type thing where 150 random people will get free autographs. a lot of people were upset that it wasn’t just the first 150 people in line, cause like come on the people who have been waiting in line for 5 hours should definitely get a little something. so we had to pick a ticket and at the end of the panel they said they would call out a color and whoever gets that color gets to go to the autograph signing. this added so much anxiety, i had red, and i was so so so nervous. OY. ok so finally it was 4 and we all run in and me and 2 girls i was with (who were amazing and so kind to me while i was having a complete emotional breakdown thank you to everyone there who was so sweet clone club is so amazing) so we sit in the front row and i’m just staring at her name and i’m like…she’s gonna be sitting in front of me in like 5 minutes idk what’s gonna happen to me…so they show a little season 2 promo type thing and then they announced them and they walked out. and tatiana freaking looked like absolute perfection her hair, her outfit like i was already having a full on heart attack, and jordan is the cutest thing. they were right in front of me. there they were this was actually happening. so the people doing the interview asked them a bunch of questions and i was trying to take some pictures and videos but i COULD NOT PHYSICALLY GET MY HAND TO STOP SHAKING it was uncontrollably shaking so the videos suck. at one point tatiana kind of looked over to where i was sitting and i screamed i love you and she waved, and that alone killed me, i had no idea what was about to happen…so they asked audience members if they had any questions and i just kept thinking to myself, i need to come up with a good question, and i wanted to think of something that she doesn’t get asked a lot. so i’m just sitting there desperately trying to think of something. and then i did! and i whispered to the girl next to me if she thought it was ok and she was like yes yes ask it! so i started to raise my hand. and they weren’t calling on me. but i kept raising it and then the 2 girls next to me started pointing at me and waving in my direction and trying to get attention and then finally THEY CALLED ON ME. so i stand up and i’m all ready to ask my question, and then tatiana looks at me…and i lost it. everything stopped. everything. i started crying, and shaking, and i just poured my heart out to her right there in front of 300 people, the co creator of orphan black, everyone. it just happened. and as i’m speaking somebody runs over to me and hands me a microphone and i just keep saying how i’m gonna cry i’m gonna cry. and i told her what she meant to me, how i believe she is the epitome of why this is the most magical art form, that she is my ultimate inspiration, that she changed my whole life, and i was kind of there but not, like it was so completely surreal, and then finally i look at her eyes, and she’s crying. she’s looking at me, the most genuine, kind eyes i have ever seen in my entire life, looking at me like i’m the only person in the room, not just another fan. i can’t even explain it. it was the most powerful thing i have ever felt. and she was moved to tears. and somebody screamed out “she’s crying!” and tatiana wipes her eyes and says that was so beautiful. and honestly i don’t even know what to say. tatiana maslany changed my whole world. i feel like i have a really strong connection with her as a performer but also as a human being and for her to be completely moved to tears by my words, it was an indescribable feeling. indescribable. so i ask her my question, i asked which is her favorite relationship to portray between 2 clones, and someone goes great question! and then tatiana goes that is a great question! ( i was barely even alive at this point) and i sit down and she answered the question (she said sarah and rachel for s2) and she was looking just at me the entire time she answered my question and i s2g i barely even heard what she said i was just staring at her crying.  and now i’m crying just thinking about it. so the entire panel was amazing of course. they were so funny and perfect. just everything and more. omg i love them so much it’s ridiculous. so finally it was time for them to do the lottery. and he pulls out a ticket and turns it over and IT WAS REDDDDD. i started screaming and freaking out and everyone in my area who had red was freaking out and tatiana was laughing at us and it was amazing. so we all run to the line to get our autographs. we get to the line and we’re just standing there waiting and tatiana and jordan walk out, and tatiana walks towards me looks at me smiles and waves to me..everyone kept telling me how she’s always going to remember me and how people were crying and i just felt so overwhelmed i mean..talk about a dream come true holy shit. i’m standing in line waiting and some lady from the space channel comes up to me with a camera guy and tells me they were so moved by my story and asked me if they could interview me for a segment on monday night…what?!??!?! i was like um i mean if you insist….?!??!what?!??!?! omg. so the lady starts asking me questions about why i love tat and how i came from new york and honestly i don’t even remember what i said but i guess we’ll find out soon…i think it airs on monday and i won’t be in canada anymore so hopefully someone will be able to send it to me. and then not only did they interview me but they filmed the entire thing. they filmed me waiting in line, they filmed the moment i mET HER. so i’m waiting in line shaking, it’s almost my turn. and keep in mind they were pretty strict about just staying at the table and getting a picture signed, they weren’t allowing you to go around and take a picture or anything like that…so finally it was my turn and i walk up to her and i felt like everyone was watching (which was probably because they were) the cameras were filming me and i look at her and i go “tatiana can i give you a hug?” and she stands up and opens her arms and i run behind the table and hug tatiana maslany. the warmest, kindest, most genuine, unbelievable hug i have ever received i never wanted it to end. the greatest moment of my entire life. and i was crying and shaking and just wow i can’t even f;lkjsd;fljsd;lkf shit. so tatiana saw that this was being filmed and started doing poses for the camera and i’m just standing there staring at her laughing and crying and crying and laughing and she wasfucking HOLDING MY HAND guys i’m trying to explain this as calmly as possible but just know that i have not eaten or slept since this happened. this is so surreal and such a dream come true that my stomach has been in knots ever since. so finally i go back around and this girl, just there is no comparison. she is the definition of a kind hearted, down to earth, genuine, real, beautiful human being. she spent so much time with me, and with everyone there just really talking to people not like fans, but like friends. guys she was holding my hand basically this entire time and there are some pictures where she is looking at me with tears in her eyes. i wrote her a letter, so i handed it to her and she was so touched, and she made a funny comment about how it was “so dense” or something it was so cute. and then she ASKED ME IF I WROTE MY TWITTER NAME IN IT LIKE YES OF COURSE I DID TATIANA OMFG. then we talked about so many things omg she remembered that i said i was a performer so she started talking to me about good theatre to see while i was here and she told me she just saw bryan cranston’s show and it was amazing, and then i told her how much i loved her haircut, and she said she wanted a change and then said something about my hair too and omg i was floating on a damn cloud. then she signed my picture. and held my hand again before i walked away and guys. i know we all love tatiana maslany we all love her so much,and when you love someone that much you hope to god that if you were to ever meet them, they would be kind to you and it will be an amazing experience and tatiana maslany was above and beyond anything i could have possibly imagined. she just kept looking at me with tears in her eyes and holding my hand and it was a complete dream come true. like that is all i can say. it was an actual dream come true. the definition of a dream come true. so finally when i had to leave her i walked over to jordan and omg. he already recognized me from the panel and he looked at me and started telling me how they were all so moved by how genuine i was and my authenticity and to make sure i always keep that with me and to never change and i was stunned. it was so sincere and i was blown away that he was saying this to me. blown away i couldn’t even speak back to him i was like stuttering and i think i said something about this cast and how i am amazed everyday iDK i don’t remember tbh i was just like jordan gavaris is calling me genuine and authentic and telling me to never change. AND he takes out his picture and told me he already SIGNED IT IN ADVANCE he had it waiting for me WHAT?!??! and on it he wrote “thank you so much, please never change” holy shit i couldn’t believe it. so finally i leave the area and i just needed to find a wall and fall over. we waited around for a little and when the signing was over tatiana ran over to a group of us that were standing there and took a group shot it was the most precious thing omg she’s so perfect it’s unfathomable how perfect she actually is like. holy shit. so after that i left and i cried hysterically like probably more than i ever have in my entire life. and the more i look at pictures and videos the more surreal it all feels. it was truly the best day of my life. i got to hug my hero, i got to thank my hero, and she was the greatest human being i have ever had the honor of meeting in my 20 years of life. i am so grateful and thankful for the day i decided to watch orphan black because it brought me to tatiana maslany and tatiana maslany is the ultimate gift.

ps. that night i got a notification on my phone telling me that tatiana maslany is now following me on twitter. SHE FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER. i repeat SHE FOLLOWED ME ON FUCKING TWITTER

the most surreal, indescribable, perfect day of my ENTIRE LIFE.

foreverzynab  asked:

what are the true receipts on morrissey i feel like i only kno the basic stuff im curious 👀

Vegetarian related disasters:

called the chinese a subspecies 

compared eating meat to paedophilia 

compares eating meat to the holocaust constantly like literally all the time incl a few days ago

said that the norway massacre was ‘nothing’ compared to how many animals die in the fast food industry 

these awful racist songs: asian rut, bengali in platforms  and also national front disco which isnt as blatant but its some p disturbing sympathies 

said he’d vote for UKIP 

said this weird quote abt immigration i cant find the interview its from tho ‘England is a memory now. The gates are flooded and anybody can have access to England and join in.’ He also said this around the same time: “If you walk through Knightsbridge on any bland day of the week you won’t hear an English accent. You’ll hear every accent under the sun apart from the British accent. The British identity is very attractive, I grew up into it and I find it quaint and very amusing.”

like theres so much that i cant link cos i dont know where they came from exactly like, he once claimed to be ‘transsexual’ (like i dont even think he knows what that means), in his autobio he was extremely misogynistic and also this isnt problematic as such but to give u an insight into the type of person he is he went on abt the court case w/ the other smiths for like 50 pages like omfg tbh i spent most of this time laughing rly hard at him instead of looking stuff up but these r the main examples of him being an old racist whitey 

this is unrelated to anything but i’m so goddamn dumb that the first three times i went to the chinese buffet down the road i thought the full-wall mirror on one side of the restaurant was actually just another room in the restaurant and i spent so much time wondering how the fuck to get into that side because there wasn’t a door. i’m like a fucking dog omfg