i spent an hour doing this holy shit

*deep breath*

Here we go.

Dear Johnlock friends,

I am a little nervous about this, so please bear with me. I have never done anything like this (usually I just reblog things and crawl into a corner). So, here we go.

I’m a Sherlollian. So we obviously disagree on some things in the show. But I spent the better part of an hour typing up a Sherlolly meta and I came to a realization. For me, honestly, this is just a ship. One that I feel passionately about, but I have never really thought it will become canon. But I think you guys, for the most part, have put so much of yourselves into this ship that its possible demise is heart wrenching in a way I can never comprehend. But do you know what? You should be proud of yourselves. Holy shit, you should be so damn proud. Even if Johnlock never happens, you have created a culture. And when people talk about Sherlock, Johnlock comes with it. And everyone I’ve talked to, though they think you guys are kind of crazy (in the best possible way, I think), admires your loyalty and your theories. God, your art and your fanfictions are amazing! Your metas even make me doubt what I think. You even have me half convinced I’m going to be seeing an alternate version of the episode on Sunday. And the few TJLC Explained videos I watched are well thought out and well made.  

And I understand that you may think that Johnlock not becoming canon is a huge step back. You may be right. Part of me is heartbroken for you (assuming, of course, that Johnlock doesn’t become canon, though all is not lost) and wants to see everything you hoped for, all of the theories of the scene not being shown at the initial screening, to be right. They could be. It’s Sherlock after all. But you guys are amazing. God, you are so great. I am so fucking impressed. You have made a show into a cause. You see things that I could have never seen and honestly, I kind of want to see a version of Sherlock written by any of you. 

Sorry, I’m not really articulating this very well, but in essence, I just wanted to say that I love you guys, despite the fact that I haven’t really interacted with any of you. You have created a fandom phenomenon. You are a cause. And though I am done with tumblr for a little while (I really need to get my shit together), I hope that you are happy with the new episode for better or for worse.

Sincerely,

Sherlocklock

(and to all my followers, if you’re reading this, I appreciate everything that you’ve done and all your support, and maybe I’ll talk to you again at another time)

Where Was Ford When Stan Opened the Portal?

(Aka it’s 2:30 am and I have entirely lost control of my life)

Alright people, I’ll get right to it. I think I know whereabouts Ford was when the portal opened to bring him back. I’ve just spent the last few hours sciencing the shit out of what we know so far, and I’m gonna share it with you.

I know I’m a little late to the party on this one, by while doing a little research earlier this evening I found out that the symbols around the edge of the portal are actually the symbols for the Behenian fixed stars. These are fifteen stars, used for magical and alchemical purposes back in the medieval days.

Now, there are sixteen symbols around the edge of the portal, but I figure that, if this portal is designed to be used both ways, there should probably be a ‘home’ symbol, right? So my guess is that that last unknown symbols stands for our own sun, Sol.

Now, when the portal stabilises and Ford finally does come back through, some of those symbols are lit up, like in the top image. Why is this important?

Because if you have six points of reference in space, you can calculate the midpoint to get a destination.

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SO WE SPENT TWO AND A HALF HOURS TALKING OVER A PLATTER OF TATER TOTS AND TWO GLASSES OF WATER. IT WAS AWESOME.

He was super cool about it being my first date because he’s as introverted and shy as I am.

Kept telling me that it was the best first date he’d ever had

Hates the bar scene as much as I do

WE HELD HANDS. A LOT.

I DID NOT DISSOCIATE ONCE

He’s so damn tall holy shit

We’re going out again on Saturday.

I am back and this happened- 

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I re-did this picture after four years!

And I’m so proud of it! Most of the progress is on the time spent. Like. Holy shit. The new drawing took me 4 hours and a half and the older one over 20 hours. 

This badass dude is Black Waltz 3, a Final Fantasy IX enemy! He isn’t that important but I’ve always loved his design and black mages and he’s the best. (not really but)- FFIX was one of my first fandoms. I wanted to do something related to it after all this time just because. 

Last drawing was part of some kind of… series I just kept two years. The second year I drew Black Waltz 2, but I’m not gonna re-draw that one. I spent 50 hours on that one and I can’t best it in 5 still. But I may dro Black Waltz 1, who I’ve never drawn, or Vivi. Because I DIDN’T FUCKING FANART HIM PROPERLY AND THAT MUST BE FIXED.

I just spent over 3 hours just scrolling through the “Joker Imagines” tag reading almost everything I came across because I can’t sleep… Pretty safe to say I’m Joker trash. However I found some great authors like holy shit you talented people! To all the writers out there, keep up the good work, know that someone stayed awake reading your stories! 😂
(Not my gif)

Theory: Ymir’s Actual Age (CH 86 Spoilers

Okay guys, this thing has been bubbling in my head for a few hours now and Holy Shit. I think Ymir may have been WAY, WAY off about how long she spent as a mindless titan.

Okay, so if anyone has seen the latest chapter we now know that the people outside the walls have recorded history going back well over a thousand years. But, the people inside the walls are only in the 800s. The point is, the dates inside the walls and outside the walls are different. 

So, what does this have to do with Ymir’s age?

Think about this, how does Ymir know that she was mindless for 60 years?

She compared the date when she was turned mindless to the date she “woke up from her nightmare.” She compared the outside date when she was turned to the date inside the walls when she woke up. 

What does this mean? Instead of being mindless for only 60 years, Ymir could have been wandering for well over hundreds of years. She could very well be the Ymir Fritz talked about in the chapter that created the titans and shifters.

Historia’s girlfriend is old as balls. 

my friends and i stayed up until 2 in the morning talking about how much BETTER the hp series would have been had harry been sorted into slytherin bc it just flips the typical dynamics on their head sO HARD and like would have given sO MUCH ROOM for heroic slytherins and i am SO UPSET JK DIDNT DO THIS

bc like sure the de parents when they’re in their 20s are ALL INTO IT but like now??? THEY HAVE FAMILIES and so many of them will put their families FIRST even BEFORE VOLDEMORT and bc slytherin priorities are like set in stone it would be so interesting to watch this dynamic play out

bc now that these people have families their priorities change (and sure some are gonna remain loyal and some dont have families but the fact remains that it cuts out a hUGE PERCENTAGE OF DEATH EATERS) and like??? some of their kids are going to be harry’s friends - OR AT THE VERY LEAST his housemate and like seeing someone in another house and hearing terrible things about them is different than living in the same dorm and knowing his personal habits and seeing him everyday. like even if you dont really like the person you KNOW them and that changes EVERYTHING 

AND THEN HOW DO THE DE PARENTS REACT to their kid not hating harry and not wanting him to die (or even being his friend) bc nOW THEY HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEIR KID OR THEIR LORD and like you KNOW a majority of them are going to choose their kid (EVEN IF they pretend it’s their lord - think narcissa malfoy everyone slytherins are pros at subterfuge its literally their house description)

in this way does harry still make friends with people in other houses??? bc he’s a sweet kid no matter what and that wouldnt change - like i can definitely see him and luna still being friends (i cant see luna letting something like house prejudice stop her) and???? dOES RON STILL WANT TO BE FRIENDS bc like wHAT IF THIS LITTLE 11 YEAR OLD DECIDES TO IGNORE WHAT HE’S BEEN TAUGHT ABOUT THIS HOUSE AND TRIES TO BE HARRY’S FRIEND ANYWAY and suddenly we have another slytherin/gryffindor friendship in the making and wHAT IF this causes ron’s brothers to like harry (bc how could you not) and then suddenly the weasley house (and so many others) doesn’t associate slytherin with evil!! AND THEN SUDDENLY THE ENTIRE SCHOOL QUESTIONS THE HATRED TOWARD SLYTHERIN AND THEIR UNFAIR TREATMENT

and i could just SCREAM about how this would have PERFECTLY ripped apart the house stereotypes and dumbledore’s blatant preference for gryffindor (and like literally every other house than slytherin) bc suddenly???? his golden boy is aCTUALLY A SNAKE HOW DOES THE ENTIRE WW AND HIM REACT like does he only show favoritism to harry?? does he try to change his bullshit??? does he remain this manipulative old grandfather figure but now harry can see the hypocrisy bc he’s in the house that gets the shaft constantly??? thIS COULD BE SO GREAT

AND THEN snape would be his hoh. snape who doesn’t put up with anybody’s shit (aND WHOSE JOB IS TO PROTECT THIS KID) HOW DOES THIS CHANGE THINGS??? CAN HE EVEN BE A SPY AGAIN LATER BC HOW CAN HE CONVINCE HIS LORD HE WANTS THE KID DEAD IF HE’S BEEN HIS MENTOR IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER???

in this way hOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE VOLDEMORT/HARRY SIMILARITIES BC NOW DUMBLEDORE CANT USE THE BULLSHIT “YOU CHOOSE THE “”””RIGHT”””” HOUSE THAT’S WHY YOU’RE DIFFERENT” IF THEY’RE IN THE SAME HOUSE AND LIKE

IF HARRY WAS SORTED INTO SLYTHERIN IT WOULD FLIP THE HP BOOKS ON THEIR HEAD AND WOULD HAVE DONE SO. MUCH. BETTER AT COMBATING THE STEREOTYPES IT TRIED (AND FAILED) TO

BoJack Horseman signs
  • aries: Make me a penis-butter and vajelly sandwich, bitch!
  • taurus: I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.
  • gemini: Serves you right for having feelings.
  • cancer: I JUST SPENT EIGHT HOURS PLAYING WITH FONTS? HOLY SHIT.
  • leo: I gotta take an angry nap.
  • virgo: So today I was at the stock market, doing a business…….
  • libra: Most people are jerks already, and giving a jerk a gun and telling them it’s okay to kill people doesn’t make them a hero.
  • scorpio: I’m a grown up, sophisticated woman now, and I have sex, and I do sexy things. People like sex, okay, and since I’m sexy right now, they like me.
  • sagittarius: Who’s a bird got to blow to get some seed around here?
  • capricorn: I stole the D, and then he stole my stealing of it. That makes him an idea thief, which is much less cool than a thief thief, which is what I am and what he also is.
  • aquarius: I’m sorry officer I was just fleeing my girlfriend whom I don’t respect enough to have a baby with.
  • pisces: fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.