i spend too much time making this

I hate this new thing where makeup companies come out with makeup that’s supposed to make you look like you have no makeup on like “Our new (x) gives you that ‘no makeup look’ that everyone loves right now! Like when did “no makeup” stop meaning not wearing any makeup and start meaning doing your makeup a certain way like kids are looking at models and celebrities’ “no makeup looks” and wondering why they don’t look like that and it’s because they literally have on a full face of makeup. Like why are girls expected to wear makeup even when they’re “not wearing makeup”?

// OK..but like… Maevaris and Dorian meeting up in the Herald’s rest in Sky hold to have a drink. And they’re chatting and giggling.

But they’re chatting in Tevene not common tongue. And so everyone is looking at them confused/terrified because what are they plotting that’s making Dorian grin like that????

Meanwhile they’re talking about casual things. Dorian tells Mae about the week he had to spend camping in the Hinterlands and they share a good chuckle. Then they both realize the uncomfortable looks being sent their way. And so still speaking in Tevene Dorian leans closer

“Oh Mae, darling I do believe we’re attracting attention.”

“I’ve noticed. Should we move closer as if we’ve been caught conspiring to take over the south?”

“Mae, I thought a lady avoided mischief.”

“I’ve spent too much time around troublemakers it seems. Mainly you.”

“Oh! You wound me my dear!”

And they both cackle harder than they have before and the Chargers all turn to Krem like


And Krem with a deadpan expression says. “You all should be worried they are plotting terrible things.”


(sorry i was too tired to make this…………good lol IM SICK AS HECK)

ANYWAY what if gon like. like he wants attention and killuas busy or whatever. so he says something embarrasing to get killua flustered

Fanfic Recommendations! ^_^

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Hey everyone! *waves*

So, I decided to make a list of some fics I’ve read that I recommend that you guys read! (Duh @ me, hence the title of this, why are you so dumb sometimes? cx)

I spend a bit too much time reading fanfics sometimes, when I should really be either doing homework/writing my own stuff buuut… cx 

But yeah, these are going to be pretty much all BTS fics, because I’m trash that belongs in a bin somewhere buuut cx Please do check them out, I think these authors deserve recognition!

I will also update this list as I find more cx

These are also in no particular order!!

Last updated: 22/01/17

1. Wanderer by @roseok

Reader x Park Jimin - soulmate!AU (ongoing)

So, I really liked the concept of this and how beautifully written it is c: The storyline is rather quite unique (although I haven’t read a whole lot of soulmate!AUs, it does still come off as unique!)

2. The Joker by @astro-child

Suicide Squad!AU - BTS (ongoing)

So, I’m still not over how well this goes, with Jungkook as the Joker, and Jimin as Harley Quinn?? I’ve kinda been bugging Shanel over how much I liked it, but I needed her to know that I really liked it! cx

3. Catalyst : Unbroken by @zephyoongist (collaboration/one shot)

Hunter!Yoongi x Angel!Reader (One shot)

This was honestly beautifully written, the details are really well done c: And the ending, ah the feels cx

4. Tenacious by @jin-oppa

Reader x Yoongi - Mafia/gang!AU (Ongoing)

Because I’m a sucker for mafia!Yoongi cx I really liked how this was written, and it was interesting to see how each member was portrayed as a gang member c:

5. Masquerade by @happy-meo

Reader x Jimin x Hoseok - Office!AU x Hosts!AU (Completed - 4 parts with a sequel which I also recommend)

Ah, this one had me binge reading for ages cx It also had me conflicted between Jimin and Hoseok, I couldn’t choose who I wanted (Y/N) to be with cx But it was honestly written really well, I enjoyed it ^.^ (warning: This one does have slight smut in it cx)

6. Red Skies by @jungk0oksthighs

Werewolf!AU - BTS (Completed - 10 parts)

This had me curious to find out more, and it was interesting that Jungkook is the alpha here, rather than one of the older guys like Jin or Yoongi cx

7. Strings by @minsuxga

Soulmate!AU - BTS (Completed - 2 parts)

The feels with this one was too much, ah my heart T_T But it was so so well written, the details and everything, and the ending, ah my poor heart T_T

8. Out of the Egg by @happy-meo 

Jungkook x Reader - War/Rebellion!AU (Completed - 6 parts)

So, I just read the first part of this, but I’m already hooked, the concept and storyline are so good, and it’s written so well ^_^ Ah, it’s so good!

9. Wishful Wings by @writeiolite

Jimin x Reader - Royals!AU (One shot I believe cx)

This was so cute, had me swooning over Jimin (but then again, when am I not swooning over him and the rest of BTS? cx) And I really liked the detailing of the story c:

10. Heartless by @bangtan-spells

Namjoon x Reader - Fantasy!AU (One shot I think c:)

This was unique, I haven’t read any fics with this concept/storyline before c: And as with many on this list, really well-written, props to the writer! ^.^

11. sinners to saints by @seoulscapes

Jimin x Reader - Spy!AU (Ongoing)

So, there’s actually one only part of this out so far, but that first part had me intrigued and genuinely wanting to read more ^_^ I really like the concept, and it’s written really well, even the action ^_^

12. the heir by @taegonia

Jimin x Reader (I am literal trash for this boy as you can see cx) - Mafia!AU (I’m not sure of the status of this one)

Looks like I found myself a new fanfic to binge read cx I really like how it’s written, I’ve only started reading this, but I’m already really liking it so I thought I should add it to this Fic Rec list ^_^

I will definitely be adding to this in the near future, but for now, please do check these out and support the writers! I know as a writer myself how gratifying it feels when someone leaves feedback on a story, so please do go read these, I assure you they’re good! ^_^

I own a studyblr, but…

  • I don’t own a bullet journal.
  • I don’t own 8 types of fineliners or brush pens or rolls of washi tapes.
  • I don’t have time to spend on making my notes pretty enough to frame.
  • I’m most often than not a lot less productive that I wish I was.
  • I procrastinate too much.
  • I nap way too much.
  • I don’t always maintain good habits. 
  • I have my good days, but I have my share of bad days. 
  • Sometimes stress takes over me and I break down.
  • Sometimes the motivation to work is just nowhere to be found.
  • I’m an average student. 
  • I don’t work as hard as I’d like to.
  • I don’t always want or like to study.
  • I don’t always follow the advice I give.
  • I sometimes feel like a fraud.
  • But I wouldn’t change any of these just for the sake of being a better studyblr.

All of these things do not make my studyblr lesser than others; they just make me a flawed human being, who happens to be a student who owns a blog.

I own a studyblr, but I won’t let it own me. 

All ready for matsuri date~

me: commitment is terrifying spending too much time with someone makes me feel smothered and i have trouble staying interested in another person for more than 3 months

also me: i can’t wait to gay marry my future gay ass fiancée and so we can spend the rest of our gay lives together

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I dunno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll betray my best friends to the Dark Lord, and bring about their deaths. So kill me - no, don’t kill me. That’s opposite of the point I’m trying to make.
—  Peter Pettigrew
I turned my wife into a big cock whore

My wife and I have been playing with others in the bedroom for sometime now, for the last 12 yrs, I have allowed her to fuck other men alone, she has had a few long term lovers who fuck her good and hard just the way she likes it. She can fuck for hours, and I mean hours, come home to me and fuck more. She loves letting her lovers fill her pussy up with cum. We took a break from all of this for awhile until Dec of 13, I found her a very well hung man to fuck her, she was reluctant on meeting someone new but gave in. She is now addicted to this mans big thick cock and has fucked him 17 times since Dec., and even spends the night fucking the whole time. I decided she was getting into this a little too much with this guy and said I no longer wanted to do this, but, she is addicted to it now and can’t get enough. On Monday of this week, she told me to text him and set up a hookup with him because she wanted to get her virgin ass fucked by his huge cock, I told her I no longer wanted to do it, she told me too bad, I wanted a slutwife, now I have one and she isn’t stopping regardless of what I say about it and that I was to still clean her out with my tongue when she gets home from fucking him. Needless to say, she took the day off of work to meet up with him, she has been over there fucking him since 10AM this morning, she has sent me several pics of his cock in her mouth and pussy. I asked her if she took him in her ass yet and she told me not yet, but she was spending the night with him and will bring her fresh fucked cherry popped ass home in the morning for me to lick and fuck. Needless to say, here I sit, all alone with nothing but pictures of her and her lover. Can’t wait to fuck that ass when she gets home………..Will let you all know how it went.


****Submission from a follower*****


I know you don’t think you’re beautiful enough, or enough in general. I’ve been laying here for what seems like forever trying to think of the words I could say to make you feel as beautiful as you are to me.
but how do I tell you that everytime you look at me I get goosebumps all over my body.
how do I tell you that I spend too much time thinking about the goosebumps on yours and how I want to trace every one to create constellations out of the spots so I can prove to you that you are the universe.
how do I tell you that I’ve had always hard time loving myself but everytime you say my name I feel so lucky to be in my own skin.
how do I tell you that every day I fall for something new about you but I’m afraid that if our eyes meet for too long I’ll fall for a part of you that I can’t hold.
it’s hard to find the right words to tell you how beautiful you are to me, but if I have to I’ll tell you everyday, over and over, in different ways, different forms, different languages, until maybe someday you’ll feel it too.

i don’t want to be here. i’m doing so fucking badly. i want to spend all my time in bed because being awake is just too much. i’m so overwhelmed and so miserable and my anxiety is making things more difficult than they should be.
i’m just so tired. tired of living and tired of feeling so fucking shitty.

I mean if Magnus is so in awe of Alec giving him a gift what else can Alec do that hasn’t happened to Magnus in a long time? Let’s say making a meal.

They had plans to go out one night but an emergency happens in Spain that leads to Magnus spending pretty much his whole day there and texts Alec that he’s too tired to go out, rain check?
When he eventually portals home after an exhausting day he smells something wonderful wafting through the loft and finds the table set up complete with candles and a small bouquet and Alec in the kitchen just finishing up making their plates.
Magnus just stands there in wonderment and Alec smiles when he sees him, gives him a hello kiss and tells Magnus to go freshen up.
Magnus doesn’t remember or even if anyone has ever made him a meal like this and after receiving that gift he’s falling even more for this Shadowhunter and wonders who he should thank to have this angel in his life.

okay here’s a televoid theory as coherent as i could be im sorry if this is already like Widespread but look: ian looks, to put it lightly, like utter shit. his eyes are sunken and ringed by like huge purple bags and it doesn’t look like he’s slept all that much at all – his skin is sunken and his hair is unkempt and he wasn’t excited to see us at all this time.

he’s also either ill or in pain – each glitch seems to make him cough/hurt him, along with changing him/the surroundings/the happenings/the information ian can give us. so like here’s what i think: the glitches are too much for ian’s Organic Body. like, the void isn’t meant for living things – even the plant is fake. the longer ian spends in the void, the more unhealthy and deteriorated he’s going to become.

the thing is, he can’t leave. the very precise way that he talked about wondering if he were just words on a page/frames on a screen seems, to me, to be him telling us exactly that. he’s been conditioned and grown accustomed to living in this void-world and he can’t hope to escape not only because he wouldn’t be able to function outside, but whoever’s in charge won’t let him go.

you can’t take care of yourself without my help / we had to have you civilised so you could come live with us.