i spend 3 hours on this

some fukn drawing guide I dunno:buddy if u ever wanna draw that OC of urs ya better draw and shade 50 photorealistic spoons first. Don’t forget to spend at least 30 hours a week on master studies. don’t even think about opening photoshop until u can produce a still life study of an apple in 3.5 seconds. dedicate a few Decades of your life to this and u’ll be ready for basic colour theory. Follow these steps and u can draw as many gay elfs as u want ((eventually))

we’ve been on this contract for several years, I spend at least six hours a day on the Internet and in all that time two sites have come up blocked by these settings. one was about penazzling and the other one is AO-fucking-3.


and the irony that I’m on tumblr complaining about this. tumblr is the first thing I’d block if I were actually looking to protect innocent eyes. I’m fucking haunted by some of the stuff I’ve seen on here.

holy mother of fuck 


but first, some music


and yet again I try to draw cool shit but cant decide what to go with in the end

also dont let yourself be fooled by the art bc here’s what I think abt it: this can be fucking hilarious

so heres a list of hcs aka a list of things I might have to draw sometimes later bc its ass oclock rn and I gotta travel tomorrow but this is rly good AU why is organization-type AUs so good

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Hey, everyone! So I know it’s a little bit early to be making a masterpost on new year’s resolutions, but I figured, hey, the best time to make a change is now, right? Anyway, here’s some new year’s resolutions for all of you lovely people. Good luck with your resolutions!


1. Read at least 50 books. 

2. Make a new masterpost once a week. 

3. Journal at least once a week. 

4. Spend 10 minutes every day tidying up. 

5. Make the bed every morning. 

6. Learn a new language. 

7. Eat only healthy food. (and vegan bc I’m vegan)

8. Only spend 15 minutes a day on tumblr and 1 hour every weekend. 

9. Write a book. 

10. Get better at graphic design. 

11. Take better studyspo pictures. 

12. Break a bad habit. 

13. Revise for at least half an hour every day. 

14. Stay away from Netflix if you have work to do. 

15. Write down friends’ birthdays and plan something for each one. 

16. Clean the house once a week. 

17. Save water. 

18. Try to be more eco-friendly. 

19. Stick to a budget. 

20. Practice self-care once a week. 

21. Stay organized (keep a planner, bullet journal, etc.)

22. Try to go out once a week. 

23. Avoid procrastination. 

24. Practice discipline and restraint. 

25. Do one nice thing every day (pay a compliment, do something for someone else, etc.)

26. Choose a charity to donate to once a month. 

27. Go running three morning a week. 

28. Stick to an morning routine. 

29. Stick to an after-school routine. 

30. Stick to a night routine. 

31. Wake up earlier. 

32. Try to limit cramming. 

33. Try to limit all-nighters. 

34. Make breakfast and lunch the night before. 

35. Stay active on tumblr. 

36. Try to eat out less. 

37. Cook with family. 

38. Make a savings account and deposit money in it once a month. 

39. Get better at art/be more artistic. 

40. Maintain a 4.0 G.P.A.

41. Start a studygram and post at least once a week. 

42. Start a youtube channel. 

43. Get a pen pal. 

44. Get a pet (I WANT A KITTEN OMG). 

45. Try to see the positive side of every situation. 

46. Stay in contact with mutuals. 

47. Host a giveaway. 

48. Gain more followers. 

49. Read inspiring news stories. 

50. Clean out my email inbox. 

51. Get rid of spam emails and unwanted social media outlets. 

52. Use coupons/deals more often. 

53. Get over physical insecurities/learn to love yourself. 

54. Get a better wardrobe. 

That’s all I can think of for now, but if anyone thinks of any more, feel free to reblog this post with suggestions! hugs, mel


Ayano Aishi (a.k.a.Yandere-chan)

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fierrochase wedding

Things I want in a Fierrochase wedding 

1) Alex and Sam go dress shopping for hours despite the fact neither one of them wanted to spend a long time there.

2) Alex and Magnus go suit shopping together just in case Alex is male that day, the settle on bright pink ties.

3) Hearth and Blitz argue about who should be the best man and plan the bachelors party, Magnus and Alex (just in case she’s a “he” that night) decide they can both be the best man

4) Sam and Mallory are bride maids

5) Loki (who wasn’t invited) and Alex’s dad arrive at the same time, Loki is more embarrassed.

6) everything is pink and green

7) Sam cries a little too much, “You know I’m the reason they meet, took them both to Valhalla”

8) a bit too many questions about how they met…

9) Magnus being extremely flushed so he forgets his vows

10) Alex forgets hers too and uses a “bit” of “impolite language”

11) halfborn and Mallory bake the cake together

12) a bit too many questions about why they both look 16…

13) only a few beheadings (like 6)

14) Apollo some how walks in, and instead of walking out he flirts with Frey for an hour.

15) Frey flirts back

16) jack sings… a lot

17) Annabeth and Percy arrive very late.

18) jack gets very flustered around riptide

19) Alex (in her giant dress) dipping Magnus for the kiss.

20) fierrochase slow dancing 

21) all out cake war

22) Alex turning into a cat and curling up in Magnus’s lap during the best man speech 

23) Hearth gives the best man speech (because blitz planned more of the bachelor party) and half the people there half no idea what he’s saying

24) Alex giving Magnus bunny ears in all the wedding photos

✨🌹goals for 2017🌹✨

1. Drink more water because I want to respect and treat the beautiful vessel that is my body better.
2. Keep my room clean because a tidy room helps me focus better and strips some of my anxiety away.
3. Write things down so I don’t forget them because I am the worst at remembering assignments and chores I need to get done.
4. Go to sleep at a decent hour because getting 8 hours of sleep will rejuvenate my vessel and I’ll spend less money on under eye concealer.
5. Manage my time wisely so I can go to sleep stress free and feel like I’ve completed the tasks I set out for that day.
6. Do my schoolwork when it’s assigned because doing it right before it’s due gives me knots in my back.
7. Eat healthier because I want to feed my body nutritious things so I can flourish into the beautiful, healthy rose I am meant to be.
8. Work out more to help relieve stress and look and feel healthy and at my best.
9. Take time to drink my morning coffee because whenever I miss it I suffer the rest of the day and when I drink it every little sip is heavenly.
10. Eat three times a day because I don’t want to deprive my beautiful vessel of what she needs in order to be its happiest and healthiest.
11. Moisturize every day because I love looking like a glowing goddess.
12. Don’t let myself feel uncomfortable just so others can feel comfortable because I fall in too deep and hit a breaking point where I go insane and shut everything out and I DESERVE BETTER.
13. Don’t allow boys to disrespect me or my body because I deserve respect and affection.
14. Focus on myself because at the end of the day I have to live with myself and my decisions and I’m my own responsibility and nobody is mine.
15. Dress like I care about how I look because when I look good I feel good, when I feel good I do good.
16. Go hiking more because I’m surrounded by mountains so why not explore them?
17. Volunteer more because the world needs more positivity so spread that shit like room temperature butter on toast baby!
18. Say “yes” more because I wanna tell my kids and grandkids about my amazing life.
19. Create art more because I always want to but I allow other things that don’t make me as happy get in the way of that. I also wanna have more art to hang up and add to my portfolio.
20. Speak up for the things I care about because I have a beautiful voice that cannot and should not be silenced!
21. Give people 2nd chances sometimes because I fuck up sometimes and would want a second chance.
22. Go to more concerts because they make me happiest.

When it’s over I just want to be able to look in the mirror and say, ‘Well, you were a half-decent player.’

Skam fic recs

A rec list of the best Evak (Even x Isak) fics I’ve come across so far. Still a work in progress as I’ve only started reading. Might update this post later.

Sincerely Yours, by Joana789 (4.7k)
Sometimes, Even’s mind feels like a mess, and it seems like no one in the world can sort it out, especially not Even himself. But there are no rules, with Isak.

Lazy Saturdays and Eskimo Kisses, by givemesumaurgravy (3.9k)
Even spends the weekend with Isak being cute and getting up to some shenanigans.

The Moments in Between, by allyasavedtheday (6.5k)
It could be minutes or hours later when they finally let go of each other, though they don’t move very far. Isak slips his hand into Even’s and presses their foreheads together once again. 

“Come home with me,” he whispers, a quiet request lost to the space between their mouths. He’s close enough to hear Even swallow before his fingers tighten in Isak’s hold and he murmurs an, “Okay.”

Stay, by allyasavedtheday (2.8k)
On the one hand, Sonja has known Even a lot longer than he has and she probably knows what’s best for him. On the other hand, he remembers Even’s words from last Saturday. While he knows now Even’s idea of Sonja trying to control him is probably just her trying to look out for him, he also remembers what he told Even. Only you can feel what you feel. 

He’ll stay away when Even tells him to.

watched the lanterns tilt, by DarkBeauty_890 (1.9k)
Isak gets the call at about half-past three am.He wakes up on the first ring, almost like even his body was expecting the interruption, because Isak’s mind certainly had been.Even had been manic for the last week and a half. 

(Or, a future fic in which Even falls into another depressive state, but Isak is there for him in any way he can be.)

Go go go, by fandomlimb (11k)
Isak and Even scramble out of the pool and see where the night will take them.

Help a brother out, by diamondjacket (2k)
“Do you ever go down on Even?”

Judging by the way Isak’s eyes bug out of his skull and how he almost chokes on his sandwich, Magnus probably should have eased into the topic a little more. “Um, what?”

Yeah, he definitely should have. But it’s too late now.

Ours, by whatamess (3.4k)
Basically a fix it for after the text Isak sent telling Even to quit texting him.