i sound like their mother


I sometimes wish I’d stayed inside

my mother.

Never to come out. 

Neil’s clap backs in The Foxhole Court

  • “You’d better,” Neil said. “Put a leash on your pet monster or I will.”
    “A frightened child like you?”
    “Fuck you, cripple.”
    Across the room Kevin’s face went white. “What did you call me?”
    “I called you a deadweight has-been,” Neil said. 
  • Andrew’s smile curved wider. “Ohhh, that sounds like a challenge. Mother may I?”
    “Your mother’s dead. I don’t think she cares what you do.”
  • “Ouch,” Andrew said with a cold smile. “That’s judgmental.”
    “I’m not going to apologize for thinking you’re being idiotic.”
  • “Take a number and get in line with the rest of this team. I won’t lose any sleep over it.”
    “Don’t sleep. I’ll kill you.”
  • It was forever before Andrew answered in German. “That’s unexpected. Did no one tell you I hate surprises?”
    “What makes you think I care?”
  • “I will ask you only once to tone down that animosity.”
    “I can’t,” Neil said. “I have a bit of an attitude problem.”
  • “Palmetto State is a waste of his talents.” “Not as much as Edgar Allen was,” Neil said. Someone in the audience laughed, entertained by Kathy’s mouthy guest. “Your team’s ranked first? Congratulations and big deal. Maintaining a top position is far easier than starting over from the gutters. Kevin is doing that right now. He’s facing entirely new schools and learning to play with his less dominant hand. When he masters it, and he will, he’ll be better than you could ever have made him.
  • Everyone knows the only reason Palmetto qualified for this division is because of your coach.”
    “Funny, I’m pretty sure that’s how Edgar Allen qualified.”
  • Aaron looked at Neil. “When were you going to tell us?”“
    I wasn’t,” Neil said. “After everything I’ve put up with from you this year I figured I didn’t owe you any favors.”

andromedasstars  asked:

Hi, I was wondering if you had any headcanons for Abby and Neil? I mean everyone knows that boy needs good loving parental figures and as Wymack pretty much has 'team-dad' covered...

I’VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THIS OK NEIL NEEDS A GENTLE MOTHERING SOUL (this entire thing is cheesy but I’m a sucker for that shit so here we go)

  • neil knows mothers as hard and punishing and tough love
  • he recognizes his mother’s brand of love because he grew up around her
  • he recognizes being beaten for a wrong move because he needs to be safe
  • he recognizes love as caring for him even if its harsh and cold
  • its why he doesnt need to be told “i love you” by andrew and why he doesnt need to say it back
  • he knows love as protection with angry words and fists
  • and later he knows love as andrews hand on his neck and a rough pat on the back after a game
  • he doesnt recognize love as soft words and gentle hands, so maybe thats why he doesnt recognize abbys actions towards him

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  • Normani: [picks up phone] Hello?
  • Camila: Mani, The Chick got out, and I don't know... do I put seed on the floor, make cheeping sounds or walk around like a chicken like I'm her mother?
  • Normani: Who is this?
  • Camila: What do you mean who is this? It's Camila. Who else would call you looking for her baby chicken?
  • Normani: You're right, I'm the idiot here. Go on.
  • Lucy: (picks up phone) Hello?
  • Natsu: Lucy, Stella got out, and I don't know... do I put seed on the floor, make cheeping sounds or walk around like a chicken like I'm her mother?
  • Lucy: Who is this?
  • Natsu: What do you mean who is this? It's Natsu. Who else would call you looking for his baby chicken?
  • Lucy: you're right I'm the idiot here. Go on.
Get to know me tag game :D

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Rules: Answer the 20 questions, and tag 20 amazing followers that you’d like to get to know better.

Name: Rachel ayyyy

Nicknames: There’s “Rach” but I hate it because it sounds like roach and I tolerate it only from my mother. XD Other than that, people like to call me Ratchet as a term of endearment. :’)

Zodiac sign : Taurus

Height : 5′7′’ (yoooo Mimi I guess we’re the same height XD)

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Favourite Fruit : Bananas nom 🍌🍌🍌

Favourite Season : Autumn omgggg

Favourite Book Series : His Dark Materials (and of course Harry Potter but that’s in its own class really :p)

Favorite Flower: Hibiscus

Favorite Scent : Lemongrass

Favorite Color : blue (who would have known lmao)

Favorite Animal : Cheetah

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Cocoa : TEA 4 LIFE

Average Sleep Hours: Hah maybe like 6 if I’m lucky?

Favorite Fictional Characters : Rapunzel from Tangled, Will Parry from His Dark Materials, Sherlock and John of course, Tony Stark/Iron Man, Daenerys Targaryen, Ginny Weasley from the books lmao

Number of Blankets You Sleep With : A lot? My cat takes up most of them XD

Dream Trip : Wildlife safari in Africa

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Shit Abled People Say #355

“Your brother had ADHD and he got through it with exercise, so you should too, I won’t get you medicine for it.” <sarcasm> except for the fact that I struggle with exercise due to joint pain and I can’t remember to do the exercise, that sounds like a great idea, mother </sarcasm>

“The part of the brain that makes you hate people is right next to the part of the brain that makes you want to jump people’s bones. The responses are so similar it’s hard to tell them apart.”
-Marshall from How I Met Your Mother

HMMM SOUNDS A LOT LIKE NYGMOBBLEPOT RN TO ME INTERESTING…wonder when eds going to slip over the line from hate to lust…😏

@talkriddletome @endless-nygmobblepot think about that 😉

Set up with Sirius Black

Sorry this took so long! It is very long, and I feel like it kid of drags a bit, but I hope you like it. I am aware that parts of it are similar to other stuff I’ve done, but it was specified in the request, so please don’t hate me!


“You know, you could just talk to him.” Remus said, as you sat with him and Lily on the grass. Summer had just appeared, and the three of you were making the most of it by sunbathing on the hill, close to the black lake.

“Remus is right, (Y/N).” Lily said, throwing her head back and basking in the sunlight. “Sirius will never know how you feel if you don’t tell him.”

She sounded like a nagging mother, and you groaned. “But, I don’t like him.” you argued, crossing your arms over your chest defensively. Okay, that wasn’t the whole truth… but your two best friends didn’t need to know how you really felt just yet.

Remus smiled to himself and Lily raised her eyebrows sceptically. “It’s kind of obvious, (Y/N). And, anyway, there’s nothing to be ashamed about- he blatantly likes you too.”

No he doesn’t, you thought miserably, but didn’t respond. All you needed now was your friends giving you more false hope.

“Stop telling yourself that he doesn’t.” Remus said with a frown- you could have sworn the boy could read your mind, “Look, (Y/N), I’ve known Sirius nearly my whole life, and I’ve never seen him so hung up on a girl like he is on you. Of course he likes you- he has for ages.”

You felt yourself being drawn to his words, like a moth to a flame, and quickly snapped yourself out of it. These were your best friends, they were meant to say stuff like this to make you feel better. You picked up your bag, and swung it over your shoulder, shrugging off their words defiantly.

“I’m going up to the tower.” you said. “I’ll see you guys later.” And with that, you stalked off, mulling things over on your own.

Once they’d watched her go, Remus and Lily glanced at each other.

“We need to do something about this.” Remus said, and Lily grinned.

“Exactly what I was thinking.”

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To my beloved ARMY,

MAMA 2016 is a few hours away and I bet a lot of you are feeling anxious. (I could only imagine how the members feel right now.) But I’m sure you did what you could, voting, streaming, viewing, buying… all various ways of supporting the guys.

But my point tonight is this, come awarding time… win or lose, let us not forget that what we say or do can and will affect Bangtan’s image.

This might make me sound like a nagging mother but I still want to write these reminders for us.

1.       Let us learn from the past.

The whole MMA 2016 drama was nasty and honestly, I think most of us handled it well. But fanwars like those are just dirty and taxing and I’m not sure how much it helps the boys. Don’t throw rude comments, don’t do to them what was done to us.

2.       Win with humility and class, and lose with respect and grace.

Bangtan has always been humble and gracious. So, shouldn’t we be too? These award shows have had their system for years. Yes, politics involved. And we can’t pretend to know how this whole industry works. We can see the percentages and the numbers, maybe. But there is so much more to it than just that.

I hope we can respect the outcome, whatever it may be. This is not to say that I won’t cry if they lose, I probably would. I’d also cry if they win. So safe to say I’d be crying tomorrow haha

And my last point…

3.       This is just one award show.

Let’s not lose our face and integrity over it. I would hate for ARMYs to be called hypocrites if we question the results. I would also hate for the winners to feel bad for winning.

BTS has proven their worth and capability in so many other ways. Our fandom is growing and we get support even from other fandoms. People acknowledge that Bangtan’s music is beautiful and they see how hard the members work.

Billboard after Billboard, country after country. They can’t help but pay attention that the rise of Bangtan is real. If one award show won’t reward that, we can’t really do anything about it. What we can do is to continue supporting the guys coz I’m sure they’ll just continue working hard to get what they want.

I know we believe that BTS deserves this, MAMA may agree or they may not.

But I believe that BTS and ARMY will make the dream work! If not with this one award then on to the next!


the dramatic event in Dishonored 2 occurs, and Emily relaxes by using her powers to climb to the top of Kaldwin’s Bridge.

Emily: [going through the stuff from the Outsider] is this a… human heart?

Emily: [equips the Heart]





Emily: [un-equips the Heart]

Emily: There is no way I am taking that thing on missions.

Emily: Also it sounded like my mother, ew.

Emily: This… this isn’t my mother’s heart. Surely not. Surely…

anonymous asked:

One time when I was like 8 i was in a Disney parade by complete accident and luck and I got to ride in a float and Mickey was dancing behind me.

for once that dirty rat wasnt in the limelight