quark, odo, garak
this is the worst. all of them are people who like. I love in a very conditional “they’re a fictional character but if they were real i’d [punch/run away from/file a complaint about] them” sort of way?
fake date: garak. i love garak but i don’t want to actually touch his assortment of emotional issues with a thousand foot pole, unless it involves pretending to be his paramour for some awful social function where he just bitches about politicians for hours on end
slow burn: cool cool here is the part of this ask where i project onto quark and odo! HUGE SURPRISE I KNOW. i don’t actually want to deal w/ odo’s issues EITHER but guh god i guess he’s capable of a romantic gesture. gotta work on those control issues tho DAMN
enemies to lovers: quark I FUCKING GUESS!!!!!!!!!