The poor receptionists
So my players are in a port city after finding out they got some business there. The party consists of a half elf bard, half elf rogue, a monk taxabi(catfolk), a monk kenku, and a human wizard\warlock.
The offices they go to are right next to each other. At the first office, in the main lobby the kenku and monk harass the gnome receptionist by pretending to shoot the kenku and the kenku making annoying noises. When they go to the second office, the receptionist there (the first ones twin sister) did her best to ignore them to deny a audiance with a academic counsol (they insulted the wizard’s sanity).
Taxabi: i jump on the desk and nuzzle her face. (Proceeds to act this out by nuzzling my face).
Kenku: While she does that i’m going to make random noises that annoy people. (Acts out some sounds)
Bard: i sit on her desk and play every catchy song i can think of on my harp. (Sings some fricking song)
Wizlock: i start shouting all the reasons why i should be allowed an audiance. (Proceeds to act THIS out.)
Rogue (sitting next to me, acting this all out): *leans in* i can make them stop, just give us entry and an audience… (Repeats similar phrases).
This goes on for a bit, the gnome somehow ignoring them all. They do not pause in their acting in character the entire time. Then the taxabi remembers that she is wearing eyes of charming.
TM: i lean in front of her and cast charm person with my glasses. “Click”
Gnome passes the wisdom save.
TM: i lean in closer… And try again. “Click.”
Gnome passes again, barely this time.
The Poor receptionist gets a nat 1, which they all see since they are all literally watching me roll.
They cheer as i shout in frustration but laugh at the same time. I am thinking of how to do this as they contiune on, then i smirk as i then shout out as loud as I can…
I never seen them so happy to until then. I love my group so much.