How to flirt 101 by Draco Malfoy pt.2
Blaise: Okay, here we go again. Are you ready bro?
Draco: Why are you even asking me that? I’m always ready! I was born to be ready!
Blaise: Yeah. Sure. You might eat your words later. But oh well, good luck though.
Draco: I don’t need that, Zabini.
Blaise: Well, I think you might because she’s coming over our way. Oh hey there, Granger! Draco wants to tell you something from the bottom of his heart.
Hermione: uh, what is it?
Draco: You’re fücking sissy you filthy little mudblood. *walks away like a Victoria Secret model* damn, I messed up again.
Hermione: *rolls her eyes and shrugged and walks away after*
Blaise: *dramatically sighs* at least he tried.