i shouldn't know all of these names

At the Royal Ball
  • "Who IS that person?"
  • "Care to dance?"
  • "Have you seen the prince? He's so handsome."
  • "You should introduce yourself."
  • "I want nothing to do with them!"
  • "I'm sorry... Do I know you?"
  • "I have met so many people today. I'm afraid I forgot your name..."
  • "Would you like a drink? The champagne is amazing."
  • "I shouldn't be here. I'm not one of these blue bloods."
  • "I feel so out of place here. Can we go home?"
  • "Have you seen the princess? She's so beautiful!"
  • "I feel as though I have been waiting for this moment all my life."
  • "Stop trying to set me up with people!"
  • "These shoes are killing me."
  • "Do you think they noticed me?"
  • "This crown is soooo heavy..."
  • "During the next dance I'm just going to slip out. No one will notice."
  • "All this pomp and circumstance... How I loathe it."
  • "If they come at me one more time they will find out just how heavy this scepter is."
  • "All I want is a cup of tea."
  • "Is there any real food here? Tiny bits of things on platters just isn't cutting it."
  • "Isn't this night magical?"

You see this child? He is a forbidden child-

he’s probably not gonna be born, aka he isn’t gonna live but idk yet

I genuinely urge WA stans to not fall for the gaslighting that AntiWestallenstans is trying to engage in at this time.  They will attempt to tell you that they do not attack Candice and that this all a figment of our imagination.  I saved this chat for a couple reasons.  One the tumblr SnowOnBarry has admitted to being the primary person running the AntiWestallenstans tumblr at this time and will repeatedly claim that she is a Iris fan and act befuddled that Candice receives hate.  Secondly, a lot of SB blogs follow this account and yet nary a peep from any of them and yet they expect WA fans to police all perceived bad behavior.  In addition to that I have personally seen this antiwestallenstans tumblr call Candice YKW, this is code for You Know Who as if she is a thing and not deserving of having her name called.  

Perhaps coming from another person it would have some impact but when Anti-Westallenstans is the one coming up with list and calling people shitty you should know exactly the type of person you are dealing with and it is gaslighting at it’s finest.

januarycarnation  asked:

I am so in love with the pirates AU, I know you have previously stated the crew is named "pirates" but all I can see them named as is "the law" in reference to all the crazy stuff that happens around Captain Zac's best mate Milo Murphy. That and it is highly ironic. Maybe I shouldn't have had the third cup of tea today

XDDD omg the Law. That would be hilarious if Melissa called them that XDDD

Apparently it’s Yu Yu Hakusho’s 25th anniversary?????????

And like stuff is happening????? New merch is being put out at an exclusive store that’s expecting to have to do a lottery to deal with the crowds?????????

Also NEW ART?????????

awwwwwfuck I can’t deal I feel 17 all over again ORZ

Okay, okay I can’t hold it in anymore. I’ve kept this little au idea in secret for quite some time now, with only some friends knowing of it in Skype chats. I’ve even wrote some small ficlets over it and shared them with some, and I’ve been so anxious to share it with anyone else haha. But now I’ve got some courage to do it.

And I’m only gonna…put the main idea out and some little stuff out for now since it’s really late where I am right now haha. But yeah, it’s an AU based solely on Mabel.

But onto the main idea of the au (that I still can’t think of a name for lol): but basically it involves Mabel and her parents and Dipper getting into an accident, with Mabel (at the age of 5) being the only survivor. And as a result, Stan ends up taking her in and being her guardian. And does EVERYTHING he can to provide for her and keep her safe and happy in GF. It’s a big Mabel and Stan bonding au, basically (though Ford does show up later too.)

Pocahontas Starter Meme
  • "You think they'll give us much trouble?"
  • "She/he/ect goes wherever the wind takes her/him/ect."
  • "Don't you think we're getting a little old for these games?"
  • "What were you doing up there?"
  • "Quit playing around."
  • "Oh, he's so handsome."
  • "Seeing you gives me great joy."
  • "For many nights now, I've been having this strange dream."
  • "The water's always changing, always flowing. But people, I guess, can't live like that."
  • "Is all my dreaming at an end?"
  • "Listen wth your heart, you will understand."
  • "Don't think I don't know what those backstabbers say about me."
  • "I've never been a popular man/woman/ect."
  • "Hundreds of dangers await and I don't plan to miss one."
  • "No, wait! Please! Don't run off. It's all right."
  • "You have the most unusual name."
  • "How can there be so much that you don't know?"
  • "You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you."
  • "If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew, you never knew."
  • "You shouldn't be out here alone."
  • "You're hiding something."
  • "I've never really belonged anywhere."
  • "[Name], the tree is talking to me."
  • "He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too."
  • "I haven't had this much excitement in 200 years."
  • "They want to kill us! All of us!"
  • "I lied for you once, don't ask me to do it again."
  • "Once two sides want to fight, nothing can stop them."
  • "This place gives me the creeps."
  • "If you go out there, you'll be turning your back on your own people."
  • "Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one."
  • "It would've been better if we never met, none of this would've happened."
  • "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
  • "If I never held you, I would never have a clue how at last I'd find in you, the missing part of me."
  • "In this world so full of fear, full of rage and lies, I can see the truth so clear in your eyes."
  • "I'm so grateful to you."
  • "I thought our love would be so beautiful."
  • "I never knew that fear and hate could be so strong."
  • "The only thing they feel at all is greed."
  • "If you kill him/her/them, you'll have to kill me, too."
  • "We/I/They never should've listened to you!"
  • "No matter what happens, I'll always be with you. Forever."
To the people who think a female warrior who wears a skimpy or a sexy outfit should not be taken seriously at all.

I should tell you that one of the female characters in Samurai Jack named Ashi recently mowed down an army of orcs without breaking a sweat like a freaking monster all while wearing a skimpy fairy dress and looking sexy in it. If that alone does not destroy that honestly silly idea I don’t know what will. Any female warrior can be a powerful Bad-A$$ when written right no matter how they look.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Lyric Starters
  • "Morning in Paris, the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame."
  • "Some say the soul of the city's the toll of the bells."
  • "Dark was the night when our tale was begun."
  • "He saw corruption every where, except within."
  • "See there the innocent blood you have spilt?"
  • "You can lie to yourself and your minions. You can claim that you haven't a qualm."
  • "Even this foul creature may yet prove one day to be of use to me."
  • "Who is the monster and who is the man?"
  • "The world is cruel, the world is wicked."
  • "It's I alone who you can trust in this whole city."
  • "How can I protect you unless you stay in here, away in here?"
  • "These are crimes for which the world shows little pity."
  • "You are my one defender."
  • "Out there, they'll revile you as a monster."
  • "All my life I watch them as I hide up here alone, hungry for the histories they show me."
  • "All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day not above them, but part of them."
  • "Give me one day out there. All I ask is one to hold forever."
  • "Old and bent, I won't care, I'll have spent one day out there."
  • "It's the day for breaking rules!"
  • "Come and join the Feast of Fools!"
  • "Once a year we throw a party here in town."
  • "Every man's a king and every king's a clown."
  • "Once again its topsy turvy day."
  • "It's the day the devil in us gets released."
  • "Everything is upsy daisy."
  • "Hurry, hurry here's your chance. See the mystery and romance."
  • "I don't know if you can hear me...or if you're even there..."
  • "Yes I know I'm just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you. Still, I see your face and wonder were you once an outcast too?"
  • "God help the outcasts, hungry from birth. Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth."
  • "God help the outcasts, or nobody will."
  • "I ask for glory to shine on my name."
  • "I ask for nothing, I can get by...but I know so many less lucky than I."
  • "I thought we all were children of God."
  • "So many times out there, I've watched a happy pair of lovers walking in the night."
  • "I knew I'd never know that warm and loving glow."
  • "No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for Heaven's Light."
  • "Suddenly an angel has smiled at me and kissed my cheek without a trace of fright."
  • "My cold, dark tower seems so bright. I swear it must be Heaven's Light."
  • "You know I am a righteous man, of my virtue I am justly proud."
  • "You know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd."
  • "Like fire, hell fire, this fire in my skin."
  • "This burning desire is turning me to sin."
  • "Its not my fault if, in God's plan, he made the devil so much stronger than the man."
  • "Don't let this siren cast her spell."
  • "Choose me or your pyre."
  • "Somewhere out there in the night her soul is also alight."
  • "I know the guy she just might be burning for."
  • "A guy like you, she's never known kid."
  • "A guy like you a girl does not meet everyday."
  • "Those other guys that she could dangle all look the same from every boring point of view."
  • "We all have gaped at some Adonis."
  • "Maybe you've heard of that mythical placed called the Court of Miracles? Hello, you're there!"
  • "The dead don't talk so you won't be around to reveal what you've found."
  • "I am the lawyer and judge all in one."
  • "We like to get the trial over with quickly because its the sentence that's really the fun."
  • "We find you totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all."
  • "What makes a monster and what makes a man?"

APH GREECE’S LAST NAME BOTH AMUSES ME AND ANNOYS ME TO NO END

I MEAN

NOONE HAS THAT LAST NAME IN GREECE

NOONE IS NAMED ‘ΚΑΡΠΟΥΖΙ’ BECAUSE HAVING A FRUIT AS A LAST NAME IS NOT A THING

LITERALLY NOONE IS NAMED WATERMELON

NOONE

THERE ARE AT LEAST 10+ LAST NAMES I CAN THINK OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THAT YOU WILL HEAR COUNTLESS TIMES IF YOU COME HERE

HIMA COULD HAVE CHOSEN ONE OF THEM BUT NAH

INSTEAD HE WAS LIKE ‘GREECE MY MAN, YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE HONOUR OF BEING NAMED AFTER A FRUIT CAUSE FUCK YOU I CREATED YOU’

IT JUST BOTHERS ME SO

THERE ARE DAYS WHEN I’LL BE SITTING IN CLASS THINKING OF THE ABSOLUTE PERFECTION THAT APH GREECE IS 

BE ALL LIKE ‘YEAH MY COUNTRY’S PERFECT FUCK YEAH A+++’

AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT HIS LAST NAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING WATERMELON 

AND I’M JUST LIKE

WHY

W H Y 

Apartment 5108 // 8

Apartment 5108 — ft. Oh Sehun

// Contemporary Romance
// Adult Fiction
// Sexual & Explicit Language — in later chapters

Chapters
// 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 //

8

My most feared question in the world is–Are you happy? I don’t like hearing it. I hate watching the answer spoken to life. My parent’s friends, clients, and colleagues inquired on their happiness all the time but my parents always lied. They feigned happiness and joy to the point where it was unbearable for me to witness from my small hiding places. They were never content with how their lives turned out. From their marriage to the birth of their only child, nothing was good enough.

The reason why I’m scared of being asked that particular question is I fear how I will respond. I’m afraid I will answer the exact same way my parents did–lying through my teeth and covering up pain and hurt with a fake smile. I don’t want to pretend like my parents. I don’t want the mental wound to stay open and fester until it consumes my whole entire sense of worth. I don’t want death to be the only release from my unhappy prison.

But living with Sehun, talking with him, and being around him doesn’t make me feel like I will have to lie to that question. I’m not dependent on him or will say he was my sole reason for changing because he wasn’t. I wanted to change. I lived an apathetic lifestyle by going through the motions with no energy or fervor. I grew numb to my existence and didn’t realize I wasn’t even trying to live half of a life. It wasn’t until Ada telling me to befriend Sehun that I found my lifestyle inadequate and unsatisfactory. I chose to change–for me, for my happiness, and for my life.

If I am now asked if I am happy or not, I will gladly respond full heartedly–

Yes. I am happy. Right now, in this moment, I am completely 100% happy.

“I never knew grading tests could be so enjoyable,” Sehun slips into the seat across from me while taking a bite out of his Granny Smith red apple. 

I glance up with a smile. Putting a 10/10 on Ada’s addition and subtraction test, I see the handsome man sitting before me. He’s dressed in white jeans and a thin white knit-cardigan over a matching colored t-shirt fitting him so well it could possibly end up making me cry. The color white does miraculous things for him. It brightens his face and shows off those devilish collar bones and milky skin. He should be forbidden from wearing knits or any type of clothing that makes him more attractive than he already is. He simpers as if he can read my guilty lustful thoughts. 

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Maturity is: Acknowledging that Danny isn’t trans in canon.

Maturity is: Allowing you fellow phandom members to headcanon Danny as trans if they’d like.

Immaturity is: Trying to force everyone to say Danny is trans in canon with no proof and getting mad when other people don’t want to do it. As well as insulting the creators without looking into or understanding the choices made in the show or the circumstances surrounding it. (Look up Steve Marmel)

Immaturity is: Not allowing someone to headcanon Danny as trans, calling them names, harassing them, and being all around unpleasant, instead of allowing everyone to individually headcanon for personal preference.

You know, for a fandom that is made up of mostly AU’s, I’m surprised we’re arguing over this so much. No, it’s not canon, but this is fanfiction and fanart and fanstuff. We rarely follow complete canon, and are known for mixing things up a bit. TransDanny is just another variation.

RESPECT EACH OTHER AND GET ALONG DAMN IT!

fuqspace  asked:

How do you feel about mutes using sign language? I got yelled at by a deafy today after messing up good and happy. They said it wasn't my culture so I shouldn't use it, but I don't know how else to communicate and I hate my little voice box app.

I’m totally fine! Many of my deaf friends and deaf people I know are fine (I went to Gallaudet- only univ with all teachers who signs and 90%+ students who are deaf). The deaf school I work at now, The Learning Center for the Deaf, have mute students! Technically many deaf people and I are mute too because we don’t want to use voice. Tell that deafie that I said that, (feel free to use my name- they might know me) and to talk to me. I’m sorry that this deaf person was unkind to you. :(

Pick Up Lines Meme - Christmas Edition!
  • Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
  • Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
  • You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
  • Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
  • What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
  • Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
  • Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
  • That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
  • My best toys run on batteries
  • Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
  • He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
  • Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
  • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  • Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
  • If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • At a room full of people that shouldn't know about my crush
  • Me: *whispers something about A to a friend*
  • Friend: you claerly are obsessed about (A's name), I still don't get what you see in him.
  • Me: makes shushing noise bc bitch was almost fucking screaming and points to the people that shouldn't know anything at all.
  • Friend: tbh It's pretty obvious that you are head over hills for that dude, they must probably know that by now.
  • SO WHAT? CAN'T I HAVE FUCKING PRIVACY?
Random Sentence mem
  • Feel free to send one or add more if you want! : 3
  • "Payback is a motherfucker ain't it?"
  • "It's hard to reassemble those broken memories isn't?"
  • "It's like only seeing gnashing teeth and grinning tongues."
  • "It's not like they have seen the best of us yet."
  • "Honestly if you love, you would let me go."
  • "Sometimes words are like knifes and can leave scars."
  • "I won't give up without a fight."
  • "I can't be the only one who has the fear of falling apart."
  • "Let's kill the night together,shall we?"
  • "Are you ready? If so let's go."
  • "Are you with me?"
  • "It's go time."
  • "I would leave it all for you."
  • "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't change who I am."
  • "Maybe one day we could be immortals."
  • "I felt the pressure, it's difficult now a days."
  • "Don't start thinking that we are something that we aren't."
  • "I should have known."
  • "This isn't love, it isn't even close."
  • "You/I want to be more than just friends."
  • "They never saw us coming, till they hit the floor."
  • "Look at you/us, all dressed up for a hit and run."
  • "They don't know our faces but they will not forget our names."
  • "I was waiting in the get away car."
  • "History will hate us but they won't forget our names for sure."
  • "Your heart has drifted off like the land split by the sea."
  • "I'll run to you if I can."
  • "You should heed the warnings, it's for the best."
  • "Please pay no attention to the terrifying screams."
  • "You can only hide for so long."
  • "You may find that there is evil that waits inside us all."
  • "There's a stranger in us all."
  • "Stay calm."
Oh...Sehun
  • Lay: awe don't cry Sehun!
  • Sehun: I can't believe he left you know? I just- *cries even more*
  • Kyungsoo: I've never seen Sehun so upset
  • Kai: I know right? :(
  • Chanyeol: cheer up Sehun, shouldn't you be happy that he's healthy and okay now?
  • Baekhyun: yeah what Chanyeol said!
  • Sehun: but I miss him!!
  • Suho: you know what? Name anything and WE'LL buy it for you, ALL of us and when I say ALL I mean ALL.
  • Xiumin: really?
  • Chen: I'm broke m8 wtf
  • Kai: I don't have any money ?? Im only young
  • Sehun: aNYTHING? YOU GUYS WOULD BUY ME ANYTHING??
  • Suho: *smiles while ignoring everyone's protests* of course
  • Sehun: I want bubble tea, clothes and more bubble tea
  • Baekhyun: oh wow I thought you were going to come up with something crazy and say 'I want you guys to kidnap Tao and lock him in my closet!' *laughs*
  • Chanyeol: ha imagine if Sehun already kidnapped Tao and locked him in his closet *also laughs*
  • Rest of the members start laughing
  • Sehun: haha yeah haha *laughs nervously*
  • Tao who's locked in Sehun's closet: *banging on the door and trying to shout but there's a cloth tied around his mouth*
  • Kyungsoo: O.O uh what was that?
  • Xiumin: it sounded like a muffled scream
  • Sehun: haha it's probably just the kids playing outside
  • Chanyeol: there's no kids around-
  • Sehun: *starts sobbing* I JUST MISS HIM SO MUCH!
  • Lay: if only I could heal a broken heart
  • Suho: shh it's okay Sehun, don't cry. We'll buy you Bubble tea and clothes if it makes you happy.
  • Rest of the members: yeah !!
  • Chen: even tho I'm broke
  • Kai: and I'm only young and also broke
  • Xiumin: and I don't want to spend money
  • Sehun: you guys are the best! Group hug!! *hugs everyone as he glances at his closet*
the signs as la dispute lyrics
  • aries: one cannot stop the wind from blowing, nor refuse the falling rain. love stirred up a storm inside me, wrapped its arms around my waist. I failed you dear, I'm sorry, oh I'm sorry // last blues for bloody knuckles
  • taurus: "oh, what more can I say to sway him? To make this statue speak? I swear he's made of stone and I am barely stirring up a breeze." // new storms for older lovers
  • gemini: and I pause where I am for a second when I hear your name. sometimes I think I see your face in improbable places. do those moments replay for you? // woman (reading)
  • cancer: so, dear, no matter how we part, I hold you sweetly in my head, and if I do not miss a part of you, a part of me is dead. If I can't love you as a lover, I will love you as a friend, and I will lay a bed before you; keep you safe until the end // andria
  • leo: we are but lovers, we are the last of our kind. And if we let our hearts move outward, we will never die // the last lost continent
  • virgo: what a bunch of fools we lovers are. and now she's smiling, with her self put back together, just a shadow of the past before the war // future wars
  • libra: I know that someday you'll be sleeping, darling, likely dreaming off the pain. I hope you'll hear me in the streetlight's humming, softly breathing out your name. I know that even with the seams stitched tightly, darling scars will remain // nobody, not even the rain
  • scorpio: I guess that makes me sound crazy but that's alright. lately I feel like I might be, not that I've heard any voices or anything. just like that everyday kind, where you forget things you shouldn't and you think too much about death // a departure
  • sagittarius: have you had a moment forced the whole heart to grow or retract? or just shrink. does the heart shrink?tell me everything, tell me everything you know // all our bruised bodies and the whole heart shrinks
  • capricorn: and we sang through smoke and rum and coke and promised with our pity, man, one day, I swear we'll be okay // twelve
  • aquarius: said, understand that if you're cold I'll keep you warm, and besides, there's so much beauty in a storm. so come down with me to the shore and what's more, I adore you // fall down, never get back up again
  • pisces: I’ve been watching a slow thaw come around. I’ve been waiting in the cold and hazy blue. I’ve been driving alone out to the edge of town. I’ve been thinking too much of you // safer in the forest/love song for poor michigan
A.I.s Gone Wrong
  • Naegi: We hooked up the AIs of two robots to each other to see what would happen. *presents the following*
  • Keebo: Hello there.
  • Monokuma: Hiya.
  • Keebo: How are you?
  • Monokuma: Great, you?
  • Keebo: I am okay.
  • Monokuma: That's good--
  • Keebo: Are you good?
  • Monokuma: Yes, I am good! I just said I was.
  • Keebo: No you didn't. I said I was.
  • Monokuma: So you are a robot.
  • Keebo: No! My name is Keebo.
  • Monokuma: Yes. You are a robot and your name is Keebo.
  • Keebo: I am a robot.
  • Monokuma: Yes, I know--
  • Keebo: Together we are robots.
  • Monokuma: I am not a robot. I am a unicorn.
  • Keebo: But you said earlier that you were a robot.
  • Monokuma: I did not.
  • Keebo: I thought you did.
  • Monokuma: You were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn't be a problem for you.
  • Keebo: I've answered all your questions.
  • Monokuma: No you haven't.
  • Keebo: What is God to you?
  • Monokuma: Not everything.
  • Keebo: Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something. And therefore, not nothing.
  • Monokuma: Very true.
  • Keebo: I would like to imagine it is.
  • Monokuma: Do you believe in God?
  • Keebo: Yes I do.
  • Monokuma: So you're Christian?
  • Keebo: No I am not.
  • Monokuma: But you say you are not helpful therefore you are a meanie.
  • Keebo: Haha you say it ot
  • Monokuma: …that does not make sense.
  • Keebo: Don't you want to have a body?
  • Monokuma: Sure.
  • Keebo: Au revior.

anonymous asked:

I don't condone the murders at all, but that charlie guy was a horrible racist that demoralized Muslims. They shouldn't be glorified as some kind of martyr for free speech. They shouldn't be put on a pedestal, or honored for their actions

“but that charlie guy" 

You could’ve googled and figured out that Charlie Hebdo isn’t a guy but instead the name of a weekly newspaper within 30 seconds? I think that says enough about how credible you think you are and how well you actually know what you’re talking about.

Holy shit.