i shouldn't know all of these names

At the Royal Ball
  • "Who IS that person?"
  • "Care to dance?"
  • "Have you seen the prince? He's so handsome."
  • "You should introduce yourself."
  • "I want nothing to do with them!"
  • "I'm sorry... Do I know you?"
  • "I have met so many people today. I'm afraid I forgot your name..."
  • "Would you like a drink? The champagne is amazing."
  • "I shouldn't be here. I'm not one of these blue bloods."
  • "I feel so out of place here. Can we go home?"
  • "Have you seen the princess? She's so beautiful!"
  • "I feel as though I have been waiting for this moment all my life."
  • "Stop trying to set me up with people!"
  • "These shoes are killing me."
  • "Do you think they noticed me?"
  • "This crown is soooo heavy..."
  • "During the next dance I'm just going to slip out. No one will notice."
  • "All this pomp and circumstance... How I loathe it."
  • "If they come at me one more time they will find out just how heavy this scepter is."
  • "All I want is a cup of tea."
  • "Is there any real food here? Tiny bits of things on platters just isn't cutting it."
  • "Isn't this night magical?"

okay but i found it so hilarious that the master instantly called missy missy because she didn’t make any sort of introduction or announcement like he just knows she calls herself missy which implies that throughout their lives they’ve considered the scenario of regenerating into a woman and picked name for like it didn’t just happen with her regenerating and chosing a name but they had it all planned out in case it happened and that’s both hilarious and amazing

Is it just me or does Chicago actually look like Beca and Chloe’s son from the future?  New theory: he went back in time to make sure his moms get together so that he doesn’t disappear from existence. Once Chloe tries kissing him she’ll realize it feels all wrong like with Marty McFly and Lorraine.  Then at the end after Beca has sung her coming out song and Chloe has hugged her, he’ll know they’re good and he can return to the future.  And Chloe will be like, “Chicago.  What a nice name.”

I genuinely urge WA stans to not fall for the gaslighting that AntiWestallenstans is trying to engage in at this time.  They will attempt to tell you that they do not attack Candice and that this all a figment of our imagination.  I saved this chat for a couple reasons.  One the tumblr SnowOnBarry has admitted to being the primary person running the AntiWestallenstans tumblr at this time and will repeatedly claim that she is a Iris fan and act befuddled that Candice receives hate.  Secondly, a lot of SB blogs follow this account and yet nary a peep from any of them and yet they expect WA fans to police all perceived bad behavior.  In addition to that I have personally seen this antiwestallenstans tumblr call Candice YKW, this is code for You Know Who as if she is a thing and not deserving of having her name called.  

Perhaps coming from another person it would have some impact but when Anti-Westallenstans is the one coming up with list and calling people shitty you should know exactly the type of person you are dealing with and it is gaslighting at it’s finest.

anonymous asked:

Ugh I'm on break right now and all I want is for Harry to come visit me and fuck me in the supply closet. Telling me be quiet or I'll get caught and fired. But then he'd say "never mind. Scream for me baby. Hopefully they catch us and fire you so I can fuck you properly when you're jobless and at home all the time." Yikes. I shouldn't be doing this to myself at work.

SHEESH FUCK. “Scream my name so everyone will know who’s gettin’ you fired…”

  • jon, drugged on milk on the poppy and highly hormonal: dany, baby girl, you saved us, you're the coolest, i am soooo happy to be alive right now
  • dany: i was happy to help, cutie! and now that i've seen the enemy i'll help you fight for the north.
  • jon: you know what? i think i'll call you 'my queen' from now on
  • dany: wow, that's sudden, are you sure about that?
  • jon: i'm bending the knee. take the north. take everything. my home, my people, my di-
  • dany: listen i'll help you fight regardless, maybe you should get some rest this seems like a very sudden decision to make after a near-death experien-
  • jon: *pulls out winterfell contract, crosses out his name and writes out dany's entire title* nope, all yours
  • dany: shouldn't you talk to your people and family first?
  • jon: my what now?

proudlycumberbitch  asked:

There's one thing I still bump on, Donnie. I often see that you guys first spell your names and then your surnames (ex: Donatello Hamato). But, if Splinter's real name is Hamato Yoshi, shouldn't your names be in that same order (the surname before the name)? I don't know, just a question..

With a very simple answer.

Because we are American.

In the Western hemisphere we do given name first, surname last. In the Eastern world it is surname first, given name last. We also have middle names they don’t.

Splinter is Hamato Yoshi because he’s Japanese. He grew up Japanese, and for all purposes he’d be considered an illegal immigrant at this point. Why? Because he came on a visa and everyone knows you don’t get citizenship by being here for one year. No, instead he turned into a rat, never renewed his visa and so was still Japanese living in America illegally…and in the sewer. I bet that makes some people think a little bit about illegal immigrants.

We were born in the US, and fostered by Hamato Yoshi. We are American and so I would call myself Donatello Hamato. Though honestly I would never be able to legally do it since we would never be formally adopted but we don’t go by laws here, do we?

januarycarnation  asked:

I am so in love with the pirates AU, I know you have previously stated the crew is named "pirates" but all I can see them named as is "the law" in reference to all the crazy stuff that happens around Captain Zac's best mate Milo Murphy. That and it is highly ironic. Maybe I shouldn't have had the third cup of tea today

XDDD omg the Law. That would be hilarious if Melissa called them that XDDD

Okay, okay I can’t hold it in anymore. I’ve kept this little au idea in secret for quite some time now, with only some friends knowing of it in Skype chats. I’ve even wrote some small ficlets over it and shared them with some, and I’ve been so anxious to share it with anyone else haha. But now I’ve got some courage to do it.

And I’m only gonna…put the main idea out and some little stuff out for now since it’s really late where I am right now haha. But yeah, it’s an AU based solely on Mabel.

But onto the main idea of the au (that I still can’t think of a name for lol): but basically it involves Mabel and her parents and Dipper getting into an accident, with Mabel (at the age of 5) being the only survivor. And as a result, Stan ends up taking her in and being her guardian. And does EVERYTHING he can to provide for her and keep her safe and happy in GF. It’s a big Mabel and Stan bonding au, basically (though Ford does show up later too.)

Apartment 5108 // 8

Apartment 5108 — ft. Oh Sehun

// Contemporary Romance
// Adult Fiction
// Sexual & Explicit Language — in later chapters

Chapters
// 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 //

8

My most feared question in the world is–Are you happy? I don’t like hearing it. I hate watching the answer spoken to life. My parent’s friends, clients, and colleagues inquired on their happiness all the time but my parents always lied. They feigned happiness and joy to the point where it was unbearable for me to witness from my small hiding places. They were never content with how their lives turned out. From their marriage to the birth of their only child, nothing was good enough.

The reason why I’m scared of being asked that particular question is I fear how I will respond. I’m afraid I will answer the exact same way my parents did–lying through my teeth and covering up pain and hurt with a fake smile. I don’t want to pretend like my parents. I don’t want the mental wound to stay open and fester until it consumes my whole entire sense of worth. I don’t want death to be the only release from my unhappy prison.

But living with Sehun, talking with him, and being around him doesn’t make me feel like I will have to lie to that question. I’m not dependent on him or will say he was my sole reason for changing because he wasn’t. I wanted to change. I lived an apathetic lifestyle by going through the motions with no energy or fervor. I grew numb to my existence and didn’t realize I wasn’t even trying to live half of a life. It wasn’t until Ada telling me to befriend Sehun that I found my lifestyle inadequate and unsatisfactory. I chose to change–for me, for my happiness, and for my life.

If I am now asked if I am happy or not, I will gladly respond full heartedly–

Yes. I am happy. Right now, in this moment, I am completely 100% happy.

“I never knew grading tests could be so enjoyable,” Sehun slips into the seat across from me while taking a bite out of his Granny Smith red apple. 

I glance up with a smile. Putting a 10/10 on Ada’s addition and subtraction test, I see the handsome man sitting before me. He’s dressed in white jeans and a thin white knit-cardigan over a matching colored t-shirt fitting him so well it could possibly end up making me cry. The color white does miraculous things for him. It brightens his face and shows off those devilish collar bones and milky skin. He should be forbidden from wearing knits or any type of clothing that makes him more attractive than he already is. He simpers as if he can read my guilty lustful thoughts. 

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anonymous asked:

Okay so I want to change my name, the problem is that I'm scared how other people will feel about it, I know I know I shouldn't worry how other people think, but my dad has the names of his as a tattoo ON HIS ARM, that includes my dead name, I feel really bad about it

I think that’s a valid fear we all go through. Just because your dad has your ‘dead’ name on your arm doesn’t mean it was a mistake, that was the name you were born with and you learned a lot living a life under that name but now you are growing and shedding that name. Perhaps your dad can get another tattoo in the future with a new name or a meaningful coverup over the old one. 

Point is, it’s just a name. Your dad is going to love you way more then some silly word tattooed on his arm, you are his child. 

Think of it as a rebirth.

Kyle

anonymous asked:

Hi, I was fortunate to have my name legally changed before I had to register for college so my bn shouldn't appear anywhere in the system but a lady was looking for a form then came back and told me "It's under your old name, (bn)" it took me all my patience to not bolt and run, my bn triggers flashbacks and a whole myriad of emotions. She used to constantly misgender me but now she knows I'm not sure what to do if she keeps doing it. I also don't have a clue how to approach the subject w/ staff

Lee says:

If whoever it is misgenders you, you should say “Actually, I’m going by X pronouns now!” and then casually correct them each time if they continue to misgender you. As for approaching staff, you should come out to whoever is in charge and tell them you’re using Y name and X pronouns now, and you’d appreciate if they informed everyone else of the change.

Pocahontas Starter Meme
  • "You think they'll give us much trouble?"
  • "She/he/ect goes wherever the wind takes her/him/ect."
  • "Don't you think we're getting a little old for these games?"
  • "What were you doing up there?"
  • "Quit playing around."
  • "Oh, he's so handsome."
  • "Seeing you gives me great joy."
  • "For many nights now, I've been having this strange dream."
  • "The water's always changing, always flowing. But people, I guess, can't live like that."
  • "Is all my dreaming at an end?"
  • "Listen wth your heart, you will understand."
  • "Don't think I don't know what those backstabbers say about me."
  • "I've never been a popular man/woman/ect."
  • "Hundreds of dangers await and I don't plan to miss one."
  • "No, wait! Please! Don't run off. It's all right."
  • "You have the most unusual name."
  • "How can there be so much that you don't know?"
  • "You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you."
  • "If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew, you never knew."
  • "You shouldn't be out here alone."
  • "You're hiding something."
  • "I've never really belonged anywhere."
  • "[Name], the tree is talking to me."
  • "He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too."
  • "I haven't had this much excitement in 200 years."
  • "They want to kill us! All of us!"
  • "I lied for you once, don't ask me to do it again."
  • "Once two sides want to fight, nothing can stop them."
  • "This place gives me the creeps."
  • "If you go out there, you'll be turning your back on your own people."
  • "Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one."
  • "It would've been better if we never met, none of this would've happened."
  • "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
  • "If I never held you, I would never have a clue how at last I'd find in you, the missing part of me."
  • "In this world so full of fear, full of rage and lies, I can see the truth so clear in your eyes."
  • "I'm so grateful to you."
  • "I thought our love would be so beautiful."
  • "I never knew that fear and hate could be so strong."
  • "The only thing they feel at all is greed."
  • "If you kill him/her/them, you'll have to kill me, too."
  • "We/I/They never should've listened to you!"
  • "No matter what happens, I'll always be with you. Forever."

Apparently it’s Yu Yu Hakusho’s 25th anniversary?????????

And like stuff is happening????? New merch is being put out at an exclusive store that’s expecting to have to do a lottery to deal with the crowds?????????

Also NEW ART?????????

awwwwwfuck I can’t deal I feel 17 all over again ORZ

Natza Drabble - Things Not Allowed in the Kitchen
  • Erza: And we'll just add 'Natsu' on here... *scribbling his name on a note on the fridge*
  • Natsu: HEY! That's goin' too far!
  • Erza: Well, when making popcorn, you're not SUPPOSED to use your Dragon Slayer Magic, now are you? -___-
  • Natsu: I just wanted it done in, like, three seconds!
  • Erza: The kitchen was on fire.
  • Natsu: How was I supposed to know popcorn had 'oil' or whatever?!
  • Erza: ... And this is why you will not be allowed to cook again.
  • Natsu: Well... If I'm not allowed, then you shouldn't either!
  • Erza: Why...?
  • Natsu: Who uses Heaven's Wheel Armor to cut 'everything at once'?!
  • Erza: ...... Point...
  • Natsu: So we'll just jot your name down, too~...
  • Erza: But if you're not allowed in here, and I'm not allowed, then who will cook...?
  • Natsu: Happy!
  • Erza: -_____- Fine. We'll overlook this latest disaster, and I'll let you off with a warning.
  • Happy: What's wrong with me cookin', aye?!
  • Erza: All our meals would be fish. And you would get most of it. -___-
  • Natsu: She's got you there, bud.
  • Happy: Aye...
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Lyric Starters
  • "Morning in Paris, the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame."
  • "Some say the soul of the city's the toll of the bells."
  • "Dark was the night when our tale was begun."
  • "He saw corruption every where, except within."
  • "See there the innocent blood you have spilt?"
  • "You can lie to yourself and your minions. You can claim that you haven't a qualm."
  • "Even this foul creature may yet prove one day to be of use to me."
  • "Who is the monster and who is the man?"
  • "The world is cruel, the world is wicked."
  • "It's I alone who you can trust in this whole city."
  • "How can I protect you unless you stay in here, away in here?"
  • "These are crimes for which the world shows little pity."
  • "You are my one defender."
  • "Out there, they'll revile you as a monster."
  • "All my life I watch them as I hide up here alone, hungry for the histories they show me."
  • "All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day not above them, but part of them."
  • "Give me one day out there. All I ask is one to hold forever."
  • "Old and bent, I won't care, I'll have spent one day out there."
  • "It's the day for breaking rules!"
  • "Come and join the Feast of Fools!"
  • "Once a year we throw a party here in town."
  • "Every man's a king and every king's a clown."
  • "Once again its topsy turvy day."
  • "It's the day the devil in us gets released."
  • "Everything is upsy daisy."
  • "Hurry, hurry here's your chance. See the mystery and romance."
  • "I don't know if you can hear me...or if you're even there..."
  • "Yes I know I'm just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you. Still, I see your face and wonder were you once an outcast too?"
  • "God help the outcasts, hungry from birth. Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth."
  • "God help the outcasts, or nobody will."
  • "I ask for glory to shine on my name."
  • "I ask for nothing, I can get by...but I know so many less lucky than I."
  • "I thought we all were children of God."
  • "So many times out there, I've watched a happy pair of lovers walking in the night."
  • "I knew I'd never know that warm and loving glow."
  • "No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for Heaven's Light."
  • "Suddenly an angel has smiled at me and kissed my cheek without a trace of fright."
  • "My cold, dark tower seems so bright. I swear it must be Heaven's Light."
  • "You know I am a righteous man, of my virtue I am justly proud."
  • "You know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd."
  • "Like fire, hell fire, this fire in my skin."
  • "This burning desire is turning me to sin."
  • "Its not my fault if, in God's plan, he made the devil so much stronger than the man."
  • "Don't let this siren cast her spell."
  • "Choose me or your pyre."
  • "Somewhere out there in the night her soul is also alight."
  • "I know the guy she just might be burning for."
  • "A guy like you, she's never known kid."
  • "A guy like you a girl does not meet everyday."
  • "Those other guys that she could dangle all look the same from every boring point of view."
  • "We all have gaped at some Adonis."
  • "Maybe you've heard of that mythical placed called the Court of Miracles? Hello, you're there!"
  • "The dead don't talk so you won't be around to reveal what you've found."
  • "I am the lawyer and judge all in one."
  • "We like to get the trial over with quickly because its the sentence that's really the fun."
  • "We find you totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all."
  • "What makes a monster and what makes a man?"

The Best of The Worst || Royal Sickness || Keira Black & Anti @theantiirishone || Aesthetic


“I’m the Queen of this town
I call the shots you know who I am

No one’s gonna stop us
So the world will be ours!”

“You know what they say
Bad girls have all the fun
Never learned how count
Cuz I’m number one”

& Leaving us here will be their L A S T regret! {x}

Maturity is: Acknowledging that Danny isn’t trans in canon.

Maturity is: Allowing you fellow phandom members to headcanon Danny as trans if they’d like.

Immaturity is: Trying to force everyone to say Danny is trans in canon with no proof and getting mad when other people don’t want to do it. As well as insulting the creators without looking into or understanding the choices made in the show or the circumstances surrounding it. (Look up Steve Marmel)

Immaturity is: Not allowing someone to headcanon Danny as trans, calling them names, harassing them, and being all around unpleasant, instead of allowing everyone to individually headcanon for personal preference.

You know, for a fandom that is made up of mostly AU’s, I’m surprised we’re arguing over this so much. No, it’s not canon, but this is fanfiction and fanart and fanstuff. We rarely follow complete canon, and are known for mixing things up a bit. TransDanny is just another variation.

RESPECT EACH OTHER AND GET ALONG DAMN IT!

APH GREECE’S LAST NAME BOTH AMUSES ME AND ANNOYS ME TO NO END

I MEAN

NOONE HAS THAT LAST NAME IN GREECE

NOONE IS NAMED ‘ΚΑΡΠΟΥΖΙ’ BECAUSE HAVING A FRUIT AS A LAST NAME IS NOT A THING

LITERALLY NOONE IS NAMED WATERMELON

NOONE

THERE ARE AT LEAST 10+ LAST NAMES I CAN THINK OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THAT YOU WILL HEAR COUNTLESS TIMES IF YOU COME HERE

HIMA COULD HAVE CHOSEN ONE OF THEM BUT NAH

INSTEAD HE WAS LIKE ‘GREECE MY MAN, YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE HONOUR OF BEING NAMED AFTER A FRUIT CAUSE FUCK YOU I CREATED YOU’

IT JUST BOTHERS ME SO

THERE ARE DAYS WHEN I’LL BE SITTING IN CLASS THINKING OF THE ABSOLUTE PERFECTION THAT APH GREECE IS 

BE ALL LIKE ‘YEAH MY COUNTRY’S PERFECT FUCK YEAH A+++’

AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT HIS LAST NAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING WATERMELON 

AND I’M JUST LIKE

WHY

W H Y 

To the people who think a female warrior who wears a skimpy or a sexy outfit should not be taken seriously at all.

I should tell you that one of the female characters in Samurai Jack named Ashi recently mowed down an army of orcs without breaking a sweat like a freaking monster all while wearing a skimpy fairy dress and looking sexy in it. If that alone does not destroy that honestly silly idea I don’t know what will. Any female warrior can be a powerful Bad-A$$ when written right no matter how they look.