i shouldn't know all of these names

okay but i found it so hilarious that the master instantly called missy missy because she didn’t make any sort of introduction or announcement like he just knows she calls herself missy which implies that throughout their lives they’ve considered the scenario of regenerating into a woman and picked name for like it didn’t just happen with her regenerating and chosing a name but they had it all planned out in case it happened and that’s both hilarious and amazing

At the Royal Ball
  • "Who IS that person?"
  • "Care to dance?"
  • "Have you seen the prince? He's so handsome."
  • "You should introduce yourself."
  • "I want nothing to do with them!"
  • "I'm sorry... Do I know you?"
  • "I have met so many people today. I'm afraid I forgot your name..."
  • "Would you like a drink? The champagne is amazing."
  • "I shouldn't be here. I'm not one of these blue bloods."
  • "I feel so out of place here. Can we go home?"
  • "Have you seen the princess? She's so beautiful!"
  • "I feel as though I have been waiting for this moment all my life."
  • "Stop trying to set me up with people!"
  • "These shoes are killing me."
  • "Do you think they noticed me?"
  • "This crown is soooo heavy..."
  • "During the next dance I'm just going to slip out. No one will notice."
  • "All this pomp and circumstance... How I loathe it."
  • "If they come at me one more time they will find out just how heavy this scepter is."
  • "All I want is a cup of tea."
  • "Is there any real food here? Tiny bits of things on platters just isn't cutting it."
  • "Isn't this night magical?"

anonymous asked:

Ugh I'm on break right now and all I want is for Harry to come visit me and fuck me in the supply closet. Telling me be quiet or I'll get caught and fired. But then he'd say "never mind. Scream for me baby. Hopefully they catch us and fire you so I can fuck you properly when you're jobless and at home all the time." Yikes. I shouldn't be doing this to myself at work.

SHEESH FUCK. “Scream my name so everyone will know who’s gettin’ you fired…”

I genuinely urge WA stans to not fall for the gaslighting that AntiWestallenstans is trying to engage in at this time.  They will attempt to tell you that they do not attack Candice and that this all a figment of our imagination.  I saved this chat for a couple reasons.  One the tumblr SnowOnBarry has admitted to being the primary person running the AntiWestallenstans tumblr at this time and will repeatedly claim that she is a Iris fan and act befuddled that Candice receives hate.  Secondly, a lot of SB blogs follow this account and yet nary a peep from any of them and yet they expect WA fans to police all perceived bad behavior.  In addition to that I have personally seen this antiwestallenstans tumblr call Candice YKW, this is code for You Know Who as if she is a thing and not deserving of having her name called.  

Perhaps coming from another person it would have some impact but when Anti-Westallenstans is the one coming up with list and calling people shitty you should know exactly the type of person you are dealing with and it is gaslighting at it’s finest.

januarycarnation  asked:

I am so in love with the pirates AU, I know you have previously stated the crew is named "pirates" but all I can see them named as is "the law" in reference to all the crazy stuff that happens around Captain Zac's best mate Milo Murphy. That and it is highly ironic. Maybe I shouldn't have had the third cup of tea today

XDDD omg the Law. That would be hilarious if Melissa called them that XDDD

anonymous asked:

Okay so I want to change my name, the problem is that I'm scared how other people will feel about it, I know I know I shouldn't worry how other people think, but my dad has the names of his as a tattoo ON HIS ARM, that includes my dead name, I feel really bad about it

I think that’s a valid fear we all go through. Just because your dad has your ‘dead’ name on your arm doesn’t mean it was a mistake, that was the name you were born with and you learned a lot living a life under that name but now you are growing and shedding that name. Perhaps your dad can get another tattoo in the future with a new name or a meaningful coverup over the old one. 

Point is, it’s just a name. Your dad is going to love you way more then some silly word tattooed on his arm, you are his child. 

Think of it as a rebirth.

Kyle

Okay, okay I can’t hold it in anymore. I’ve kept this little au idea in secret for quite some time now, with only some friends knowing of it in Skype chats. I’ve even wrote some small ficlets over it and shared them with some, and I’ve been so anxious to share it with anyone else haha. But now I’ve got some courage to do it.

And I’m only gonna…put the main idea out and some little stuff out for now since it’s really late where I am right now haha. But yeah, it’s an AU based solely on Mabel.

But onto the main idea of the au (that I still can’t think of a name for lol): but basically it involves Mabel and her parents and Dipper getting into an accident, with Mabel (at the age of 5) being the only survivor. And as a result, Stan ends up taking her in and being her guardian. And does EVERYTHING he can to provide for her and keep her safe and happy in GF. It’s a big Mabel and Stan bonding au, basically (though Ford does show up later too.)

Apparently it’s Yu Yu Hakusho’s 25th anniversary?????????

And like stuff is happening????? New merch is being put out at an exclusive store that’s expecting to have to do a lottery to deal with the crowds?????????

Also NEW ART?????????

awwwwwfuck I can’t deal I feel 17 all over again ORZ

Pocahontas Starter Meme
  • "You think they'll give us much trouble?"
  • "She/he/ect goes wherever the wind takes her/him/ect."
  • "Don't you think we're getting a little old for these games?"
  • "What were you doing up there?"
  • "Quit playing around."
  • "Oh, he's so handsome."
  • "Seeing you gives me great joy."
  • "For many nights now, I've been having this strange dream."
  • "The water's always changing, always flowing. But people, I guess, can't live like that."
  • "Is all my dreaming at an end?"
  • "Listen wth your heart, you will understand."
  • "Don't think I don't know what those backstabbers say about me."
  • "I've never been a popular man/woman/ect."
  • "Hundreds of dangers await and I don't plan to miss one."
  • "No, wait! Please! Don't run off. It's all right."
  • "You have the most unusual name."
  • "How can there be so much that you don't know?"
  • "You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you."
  • "If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew, you never knew."
  • "You shouldn't be out here alone."
  • "You're hiding something."
  • "I've never really belonged anywhere."
  • "[Name], the tree is talking to me."
  • "He has a good soul. And he's handsome, too."
  • "I haven't had this much excitement in 200 years."
  • "They want to kill us! All of us!"
  • "I lied for you once, don't ask me to do it again."
  • "Once two sides want to fight, nothing can stop them."
  • "This place gives me the creeps."
  • "If you go out there, you'll be turning your back on your own people."
  • "Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one."
  • "It would've been better if we never met, none of this would've happened."
  • "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
  • "If I never held you, I would never have a clue how at last I'd find in you, the missing part of me."
  • "In this world so full of fear, full of rage and lies, I can see the truth so clear in your eyes."
  • "I'm so grateful to you."
  • "I thought our love would be so beautiful."
  • "I never knew that fear and hate could be so strong."
  • "The only thing they feel at all is greed."
  • "If you kill him/her/them, you'll have to kill me, too."
  • "We/I/They never should've listened to you!"
  • "No matter what happens, I'll always be with you. Forever."
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Lyric Starters
  • "Morning in Paris, the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame."
  • "Some say the soul of the city's the toll of the bells."
  • "Dark was the night when our tale was begun."
  • "He saw corruption every where, except within."
  • "See there the innocent blood you have spilt?"
  • "You can lie to yourself and your minions. You can claim that you haven't a qualm."
  • "Even this foul creature may yet prove one day to be of use to me."
  • "Who is the monster and who is the man?"
  • "The world is cruel, the world is wicked."
  • "It's I alone who you can trust in this whole city."
  • "How can I protect you unless you stay in here, away in here?"
  • "These are crimes for which the world shows little pity."
  • "You are my one defender."
  • "Out there, they'll revile you as a monster."
  • "All my life I watch them as I hide up here alone, hungry for the histories they show me."
  • "All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day not above them, but part of them."
  • "Give me one day out there. All I ask is one to hold forever."
  • "Old and bent, I won't care, I'll have spent one day out there."
  • "It's the day for breaking rules!"
  • "Come and join the Feast of Fools!"
  • "Once a year we throw a party here in town."
  • "Every man's a king and every king's a clown."
  • "Once again its topsy turvy day."
  • "It's the day the devil in us gets released."
  • "Everything is upsy daisy."
  • "Hurry, hurry here's your chance. See the mystery and romance."
  • "I don't know if you can hear me...or if you're even there..."
  • "Yes I know I'm just an outcast, I shouldn't speak to you. Still, I see your face and wonder were you once an outcast too?"
  • "God help the outcasts, hungry from birth. Show them the mercy they don't find on Earth."
  • "God help the outcasts, or nobody will."
  • "I ask for glory to shine on my name."
  • "I ask for nothing, I can get by...but I know so many less lucky than I."
  • "I thought we all were children of God."
  • "So many times out there, I've watched a happy pair of lovers walking in the night."
  • "I knew I'd never know that warm and loving glow."
  • "No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for Heaven's Light."
  • "Suddenly an angel has smiled at me and kissed my cheek without a trace of fright."
  • "My cold, dark tower seems so bright. I swear it must be Heaven's Light."
  • "You know I am a righteous man, of my virtue I am justly proud."
  • "You know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd."
  • "Like fire, hell fire, this fire in my skin."
  • "This burning desire is turning me to sin."
  • "Its not my fault if, in God's plan, he made the devil so much stronger than the man."
  • "Don't let this siren cast her spell."
  • "Choose me or your pyre."
  • "Somewhere out there in the night her soul is also alight."
  • "I know the guy she just might be burning for."
  • "A guy like you, she's never known kid."
  • "A guy like you a girl does not meet everyday."
  • "Those other guys that she could dangle all look the same from every boring point of view."
  • "We all have gaped at some Adonis."
  • "Maybe you've heard of that mythical placed called the Court of Miracles? Hello, you're there!"
  • "The dead don't talk so you won't be around to reveal what you've found."
  • "I am the lawyer and judge all in one."
  • "We like to get the trial over with quickly because its the sentence that's really the fun."
  • "We find you totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all."
  • "What makes a monster and what makes a man?"
To the people who think a female warrior who wears a skimpy or a sexy outfit should not be taken seriously at all.

I should tell you that one of the female characters in Samurai Jack named Ashi recently mowed down an army of orcs without breaking a sweat like a freaking monster all while wearing a skimpy fairy dress and looking sexy in it. If that alone does not destroy that honestly silly idea I don’t know what will. Any female warrior can be a powerful Bad-A$$ when written right no matter how they look.

APH GREECE’S LAST NAME BOTH AMUSES ME AND ANNOYS ME TO NO END

I MEAN

NOONE HAS THAT LAST NAME IN GREECE

NOONE IS NAMED ‘ΚΑΡΠΟΥΖΙ’ BECAUSE HAVING A FRUIT AS A LAST NAME IS NOT A THING

LITERALLY NOONE IS NAMED WATERMELON

NOONE

THERE ARE AT LEAST 10+ LAST NAMES I CAN THINK OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THAT YOU WILL HEAR COUNTLESS TIMES IF YOU COME HERE

HIMA COULD HAVE CHOSEN ONE OF THEM BUT NAH

INSTEAD HE WAS LIKE ‘GREECE MY MAN, YOU SHALL RECEIVE THE HONOUR OF BEING NAMED AFTER A FRUIT CAUSE FUCK YOU I CREATED YOU’

IT JUST BOTHERS ME SO

THERE ARE DAYS WHEN I’LL BE SITTING IN CLASS THINKING OF THE ABSOLUTE PERFECTION THAT APH GREECE IS 

BE ALL LIKE ‘YEAH MY COUNTRY’S PERFECT FUCK YEAH A+++’

AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT HIS LAST NAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING WATERMELON 

AND I’M JUST LIKE

WHY

W H Y 

anonymous asked:

i have a calendar at home that i put birthdays on and i put yuuris and victors on there and my mom saw it and asked if i one of them were my bfs and i was like no mom, they're each other's fiances and long story short my mom thinks i have real life friends named yuuri and victor and i'm not mad at it at all

LMAO anon,,,,,,,,my bank acc password is victor’s birthday,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i once named two baby possums that fell from my roof ‘yuri’ and ‘victor’,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ur not the Worst of us alsjlaksjaksj

Two memes

Rules: Tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better

Tagged by @near-mrs 💖

I know I’m a few months late to the party and maybe some of you did this already (link me if you did) but here we go :D

Tagging: @sandralovesyou @natsu-no-namae @thefortysecond @kantonliu @somethingyoirelated @blackines @mintceres @princessmimoza @nitelotus @matsujunkie @smile-arigatou94 @japanesedrama @humingyay @maricha-17 @captain-erwinmerica @impossibledreamer42 @thoroughlynerdy@kurasshadow @tia995 @arabimbi and all of you lovely people, if you want to do it, consider yourself tagged :D  

Name: Varvara 
Nickname: Varya, Finanwen (though tbh I treat it as my actual name), Barbara, Cornflower, Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers
Gender: female
Star Sign: Taurus
Height: 171 cm
Sexual Orientation: bisexual
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Favorite color: purple, pink, mint
Favorite animal: lesson panda
Average hours of sleep: 6
Cat or Dog Person: ohmygod I almost said cats but then I remembered this Corgi butt and nope, I can’t choose 
Favorite Fictional Characters: Momo, Elena from ChocoJun, Usagi Tsukino,  Pocahontas 
Number of blankets I sleep with: one or none
Favorite singer/band: Arashi
Dream trip: out of the places I haven’t been to, the US and the UK
Dream job: I wanted to be all kinds of things, from a chef (kid!me clearly didn’t know that cooking wouldn’t be my strong suit in future) to an actress / voice actress, and almost became a flight attendant (I’m still ?!??!!?! about it though), but music has always been my biggest passion so being a performer-arranger-composer as my main occupation sounds amazing + with my rekindled love for Tarot, I want to study it thoroughly so that I can go pro at some point
When Was The Blog Created: June 2010
Current number of followers: 766
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The task is to answer these questions with the initial of your first name and what firstly comes in mind, then tag 10 people.

Tagging the same as above! Also, OMG DO I EVEN KNOW THAT MANY ENGLISH WORDS STARTING WITH A V ;A;

Four letter word: Vine
Something you shout: VERY VERY DANGER
A boy’s name: Viktor 
An occupation: ventriloquist???
Something you wear: vest
A color: violet
A food: varenyky
Something you drink: vodka (brain why??!?! I don’t even drink that)
A place: Venice
A movie title: The Vagabond 
An animal: velociraptor??!??!??!?
A type of car: Volkswagen
Title of a song: Video Killed the Ra… NO WAIT! voice by Arashi aka The Matsumiya Song

Apartment 5108 // 8

Apartment 5108 — ft. Oh Sehun

// Contemporary Romance
// Adult Fiction
// Sexual & Explicit Language — in later chapters

Chapters
// 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7 //

8

My most feared question in the world is–Are you happy? I don’t like hearing it. I hate watching the answer spoken to life. My parent’s friends, clients, and colleagues inquired on their happiness all the time but my parents always lied. They feigned happiness and joy to the point where it was unbearable for me to witness from my small hiding places. They were never content with how their lives turned out. From their marriage to the birth of their only child, nothing was good enough.

The reason why I’m scared of being asked that particular question is I fear how I will respond. I’m afraid I will answer the exact same way my parents did–lying through my teeth and covering up pain and hurt with a fake smile. I don’t want to pretend like my parents. I don’t want the mental wound to stay open and fester until it consumes my whole entire sense of worth. I don’t want death to be the only release from my unhappy prison.

But living with Sehun, talking with him, and being around him doesn’t make me feel like I will have to lie to that question. I’m not dependent on him or will say he was my sole reason for changing because he wasn’t. I wanted to change. I lived an apathetic lifestyle by going through the motions with no energy or fervor. I grew numb to my existence and didn’t realize I wasn’t even trying to live half of a life. It wasn’t until Ada telling me to befriend Sehun that I found my lifestyle inadequate and unsatisfactory. I chose to change–for me, for my happiness, and for my life.

If I am now asked if I am happy or not, I will gladly respond full heartedly–

Yes. I am happy. Right now, in this moment, I am completely 100% happy.

“I never knew grading tests could be so enjoyable,” Sehun slips into the seat across from me while taking a bite out of his Granny Smith red apple. 

I glance up with a smile. Putting a 10/10 on Ada’s addition and subtraction test, I see the handsome man sitting before me. He’s dressed in white jeans and a thin white knit-cardigan over a matching colored t-shirt fitting him so well it could possibly end up making me cry. The color white does miraculous things for him. It brightens his face and shows off those devilish collar bones and milky skin. He should be forbidden from wearing knits or any type of clothing that makes him more attractive than he already is. He simpers as if he can read my guilty lustful thoughts. 

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Maturity is: Acknowledging that Danny isn’t trans in canon.

Maturity is: Allowing you fellow phandom members to headcanon Danny as trans if they’d like.

Immaturity is: Trying to force everyone to say Danny is trans in canon with no proof and getting mad when other people don’t want to do it. As well as insulting the creators without looking into or understanding the choices made in the show or the circumstances surrounding it. (Look up Steve Marmel)

Immaturity is: Not allowing someone to headcanon Danny as trans, calling them names, harassing them, and being all around unpleasant, instead of allowing everyone to individually headcanon for personal preference.

You know, for a fandom that is made up of mostly AU’s, I’m surprised we’re arguing over this so much. No, it’s not canon, but this is fanfiction and fanart and fanstuff. We rarely follow complete canon, and are known for mixing things up a bit. TransDanny is just another variation.

RESPECT EACH OTHER AND GET ALONG DAMN IT!

@grumpytth replied to your post “

It’s the Princess with a trucker voice Himchan and the giant baby Zelo! 🐥🌼

X’D OH MY. Those descriptions are gold

I definitely see these two the least, though, so I’ll have to keep my eye out for photos and gifs and things and try to commit the names + faces to memory.

Also I still am not sure why I’m doing this?? Like, legit, I still have yet to really listen to much BAP. 

But they’re just so…

Originally posted by bapassion

SO…

Originally posted by exoticlyvip

SOOOOOO…

Originally posted by mybutterflyfact

IRRESISTIBLE? 

IDK I LOVE THEM OKAY LEAVE ME ALONE.

  • At a room full of people that shouldn't know about my crush
  • Me: *whispers something about A to a friend*
  • Friend: you claerly are obsessed about (A's name), I still don't get what you see in him.
  • Me: makes shushing noise bc bitch was almost fucking screaming and points to the people that shouldn't know anything at all.
  • Friend: tbh It's pretty obvious that you are head over hills for that dude, they must probably know that by now.
  • SO WHAT? CAN'T I HAVE FUCKING PRIVACY?

fuqspace  asked:

How do you feel about mutes using sign language? I got yelled at by a deafy today after messing up good and happy. They said it wasn't my culture so I shouldn't use it, but I don't know how else to communicate and I hate my little voice box app.

I’m totally fine! Many of my deaf friends and deaf people I know are fine (I went to Gallaudet- only univ with all teachers who signs and 90%+ students who are deaf). The deaf school I work at now, The Learning Center for the Deaf, have mute students! Technically many deaf people and I are mute too because we don’t want to use voice. Tell that deafie that I said that, (feel free to use my name- they might know me) and to talk to me. I’m sorry that this deaf person was unkind to you. :(

Pick Up Lines Meme - Christmas Edition!
  • Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.
  • Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
  • If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  • Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
  • You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
  • How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?
  • Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
  • What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?
  • Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
  • Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
  • That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
  • My best toys run on batteries
  • Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
  • He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
  • I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
  • Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
  • Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  • Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
  • If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.