i shouldn't be so attracted to you

anonymous asked:

that picture of phil when he went jogging? sweaty? fringe pushed back? he looks so mature, but so good I just??? save me emily he literally looks like a friends dad that you shouldn't be attracted to

he’s gotta get PHIT 🏃🏻 to look good in that SUIT 💍🌹

anonymous asked:

I'm so fed up. I was just told me I shouldn't call myself aroace because my sexual orientation covers my romantic one so I'm just ace and saying aroace is using SAM. But the thing is, for me being both aro and ace is equally important part of my unsplit attraction (it's the different prefix that does the splitting) when it comes to sexual and romantic ones and being aro isn't an offshoot of ace. It's its own form of attraction like aesthetic, sensual and platonic. Which people keep forgetting...

Aromanticism gets devalued and thrown under the bus altogether too often, even within a-spec communities. I’m so sorry that happened to you. They are wrong, and we would all be better off if we stopped policing each others’ language.


The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.

anonymous asked:

listen i kno you're trying to make a funny post but you've been stating you're pan for as long as i've been following you and now this bullshit? how does that work exactly lmfao. like i get it ppl shouldn't imply you're always hitting on them but still what is it owen are you gay or are you pan

Lmao okay firstly you’re being really rude. Secondly, I don’t have to explain myself to anyone. Thirdly, I don’t talk about my sexuality because it’s neither interesting to talk about, or any of your business- worry ‘bout yourself. 

 But seeing as you clearly care so much as to send this ‘bullshit’ to me, I shall explain.

 I am pansexual, meaning I’m not limited in sexual attraction when it comes to sex or gender identity. However, I only have romantic feelings for men. Can I be sexually attracted to women? Yes. Do I want to date one? Nah. 

In conclusion, eat my entire ass

Originally posted by thepinkpackage

anonymous asked:

I'm bi, but I have a boyfriend, my friend said that there's no way that I'm bi then, and it's all a joke, and when I said I like girls too, (like I have many times before) they said it's disgusting and started calling me the f slur, and they also said that I don't deserve my boyfriend and that he shouldn't love me.

i’m sorry your friends are so hateful and close minded. There’s nothing wrong with you being attracted to girls too and you deserve love. Don’t allow people to treat you in ways you don’t deserve. I’d recommend talking to them about it and how they’re making you feel or considering distancing yourself all together. They don’t sound like very good friends.

The signs as love songs when I put my playlist on shuffle
  • Aries: Katy, don't cry, I know you're trying your hardest, and the hardest part is letting go of the nights we shared. (Miserable At Best / Mayday Parade)
  • Taurus: Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face, the kind you'd find on someone I could save. (Jesus Christ / Brand New)
  • Gemini: Tough girl in the fast lane, no time for love, no time for hate, no drama, no time for games, tough girl who's soul aches. (Big Girls Cry / Sia)
  • Cancer: You don't want me, no. You don't need me. Like I want you, oh. Like I need you. (You / The Pretty Reckless)
  • Leo: He could swear he never meant it, act like you're overreacting, but he's the tool who shouldn't have been acting, how're they the ones attracting us? (Here's To The Heartbreakers / Katy McAllister)
  • Virgo: So take a bow, cause you've taken everything else. You played the part, and like a star you played it so well. (Take A Bow / Leona Lewis)
  • Libra: You're a part time lover and a full time friend, the monkey on your back is the latest trend, I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you. (Anyone Else But You / The Moldy Peaches)
  • Scorpio: Does he watch your favorite movies, does he hold you when you cry, does he let you tell him all your favorite parts when you've seen it a million times? Does he sing to all your music while you dance to purple rain, does he do all these things like I used to? (Like We Used To / A Rocket To The Moon)
  • Sagittarius: I've been upside down, I don't wanna be the right way round. Can't find paradise on the ground. (All We Do / Oh Wonder)
  • Capricorn: I've tried to go on like k never knew you, I'm awake but my world is half asleep. I pray for this heart to be unbroken, but without you all in going to be is incomplete. (Incomplete / Backstreet Boys)
  • Aquarius: We can't make up for the lost times that we both apologized for, and I can't stand the fact that this extremity is the center of my day. (Dare4distance / Never Shout Never)
  • Pisces: I need you in my life, or I'm not alright. So don't walk away, I won't be okay if you do, I just don't wanna lose you. (I Don't Wanna Lose You / Jamestown Story)
Normal Day With Mom
  • Me: *watches tv*
  • Mother: *sits next to me*
  • Me: Isn't Georgie Henley so attractive
  • Mother: She is pretty
  • Me: No mom, I mean like I want to date her
  • Mother: *confused look*
  • Me: Mom, I've been out for three years, and you've been asking me for like five
  • Mother: But you like guys too?
  • Me: Yes mom, I also like gender fluid, demi-girls, demi-boys, and shit like that.
  • Mother: You're too young to know
  • Me: But I should know to like boys?
  • Mother: *silence*
  • Me: *silence*
  • Mother: But you shouldn't talk like that, guys will think you like girls.
  • Me: Fuck this.
  • Me: *leaves*
  • Mother: With that language no guy will like you!
Random lyrics sentence starters
  • "Nothing is perfect, but your imperfections are quaint."
  • "Your love is worth it and for that I will wait."
  • "I drive you crazy, but you always return."
  • "Although you love me, sometimes you're mean."
  • "Things can get ugly, but we're still a team."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "Maybe I'm just being selfish."
  • "I've got your hand, it's us against consensus."
  • "And I will burn the people who hurt you the worst."
  • "I'll protect you 'till the day I'll meet my maker."
  • "Don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later."
  • "I wanna see your eyes."
  • "So why'd you have to go?"
  • "I'm still trying to wake up from this nightmare."
  • "One more night alone I'll go insane."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "I'm head of the class. I'm popular."
  • "Being attractive is the most important thing there is."
  • "I'll never get caught."
  • "Every boy in the whole world could be yours!"
  • "If I stumble, they're gonna eat me alive."
  • "Hard to be soft. Tough to be tender."
  • "If my life is mine, what shouldn't I do?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend."
  • "Is it ever gonna be enough?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend, why you givin' me a hard time?"
  • "I'm sorry for everything I've done."
  • "I can't have you and I'm only gonna do you wrong."
  • "I'm going to mess this up."
  • "From the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun, and then I shot a hole through everything I loved."
  • "There's always time to change your mind."
  • "I've got nothing left to live for."
  • "I know your type. You're all the same."
  • "In the beginning you intrigue, but the way you move, it terrifies me."
  • "You remind me of the things that I don't need."
  • "I'm kinda curious. Oh no, you got me already."
  • "We both know that it's over."
  • "You're talking like a stranger, so I don't know what to do."
  • "I'm callous and I'm cruel, to everyone but you."
  • "It's been awhile since I stared at the stars."
  • "You said that you'd always love me."
  • "Well I don't think that it's the end, but I know we can't keep going."
  • "Say what you mean and it turns to a fight."
  • "Chasing your dreams since the violent 5th grade."
  • "Trying to believe in your silent own way."
  • "Cause we'll be okay. I'm not going away."
  • "How many of our parents seem to make it anyway?"
  • "Headed to a red carpet, they won't know my name."
  • "Trying to find a way down the road we don't know."
  • "I'm gonna find my way back to your side."
  • "What if I said I would break your heart?"
  • "I just may be too crazy to love."
  • "Don't you think I was too young too be messed with?"
  • "I should've known."
  • "Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame."
  • "I'll look back in regret how I ignored when they said, 'Run as fast as you can.'"
  • "You are an expert at 'sorry.'"
  • "I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "Miss your small hands in the palm of mine."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me. You were right, dear, I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "You want your independence, but you won't let me let you go."
  • "You think that you're the sun. The whole world revolves around you."
  • "I would wait a lifetime. I will wait for you."
  • "I don't care. I'm down for what you want."
  • "If we're talking body, you got a perfect one. So put it on me."
  • "Bite me while I taste your fingertips."
  • "You and I don't work out."
  • "We should just end it now before someone gets more hurt than they have to."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that my heart could love so hard."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that I liked to be kissed for days."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew I could be broken in so many ways."
  • "I miss you more than I thought I would."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be, right in front of me."
  • "Talk some sense to me."
  • "I wanna feel your touch."
  • "Pretending is not enough. I wanna feel us together."
  • "Just one last time again."
  • "You are the trouble I'm in."
  • "Puts herself on the front lines with no reward and takes care everyone else before herself."
  • "Thinks he takes her for granted but to her surprise, he needs her more than she needs him."
  • "She's not just another face."
  • "He acts like it's nothing but we all know the truth."
  • "It is about that she acquired someone who knows she's not a fool."
  • "I couldn't decide if you were the most annoying human being I'd ever met or just the best thing that ever happened."
  • "I made up my mind to just go with it."
  • "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
  • "We're not forever you're not the one."
  • "You and I could be the best thing ever."
  • "We're not happily ever after. We don't got what it takes."
  • "I shut the door and I don't look back."
  • "You still got me around your finger."
  • "Please don't fall in love with someone new."
  • "I promise one day I'll come back for you."
  • "You'll never forgive me, though I'm doing this for you."
  • "I'm not ready for you now, please don't hate me."
  • "Well, these days I'm fine - No these days I tend to lie."
  • "I'm sorry, I let you down."
  • "I'm sorry, I bring you down."
  • "Congratulations you are all alone."
  • "Your time will come if you wait for it."

anonymous asked:

I saw you posted a couple other of these so I figured I'd ask. But if you don't wanna do it I totally understand. What would dating Dandy be like? (I shouldn't like him because he's a psycho murderer but I can't help it)

Don’t feel sorry! We all have had our fair share of being attracted to psycho murderer’s… I’m looking at you, Jerome

Him being incredibly over protective, and “get’s rid” of the competition

Him basically treating you like you’re a Queen

Being the only one he never hurts/would intentionally hurt

Lots of random “I love you”s

Giving excuses to stay in bed longer, when he really just wants to hold you longer

Having kids (only if you felt up to it, he wouldn’t pressure you)

Let’s just say, he can either be extremely gentle or extremely rough… (like I said, he wouldn’t pressure you)

Him ALWAYS complimenting you

Always receiving little gifts

Always having a shoulder to lean on


anonymous asked:

If asexuality describes the lack of sexual attraction, how does "experience sexual attraction and drive, but not strongly enough to want to act on them" part of GrayA fit into it? I thought I was ace, experienced sex attr for the 1st time at 25 & thought I shifted to GrayA. But I have friends who experience sex attr 100% of the time but never act on it, identify as GrayA. I find our experiences SO different...I feel silenced tbh. Shouldn't it be a Gray zone of hetero/bisexuality instead?...

Someone who fits that definition could identify as asexual or gray asexual, IMO, since there are asexuals who define their identity as not wanting to have sex. If you want to count your one experience of attraction as an exception, and thus continue to identify as asexual, that would be perfectly fine too. 

The boundaries and definitions of labels are a lot fuzzier and stretchier than people realize. I’m sure there are others like you in just the same situation, and I’m sorry you feel silenced. This is why it’s good for all kinds of ace spec people to speak up about their experiences—so people realize there are others just like them. 

There isn’t a gray area of any other orientation; I think the label of gray asexual is intended to bridge the gap between asexuality and those orientations. So the gray area does sort of include those, too.

Warning Do Not Press This Big Red Button(Part 1)
  • Gemini: Ooo its so shiney...
  • Aries: Yea! Come on guys lets do this!
  • Scorpio: We shouldn't... something might explode... so HELL YEA!
  • Aquarius: We might attract aliens or something... LETS DO IT!
  • Pisces: *Looks at everyone* *Laughs* We might all die... *laughs again* so yayy!
  • Libra: *Looks at pisces* are you feelings alright...?!
  • Pisces: it was a joke god! but i really do want to see what happens
  • Capricorn: No you lot this is dangerous okay! as much as i want to know what happens -
  • Sagittarius: Some business man might appear out of no where and offer you that job you always wanted.
  • Capricorn: *looks like their thinking* Hmm not too-
  • Scorpio: Come on cap please! It might be a good thing for everyone and like money might-
  • Taurus: Or food. Food could happen to.
  • Scorpio: *evil stare at Taurus for interupting them* Yes and food.
  • Taurus: But moneys good too. I could do with a bit more money
  • Virgo: no no no guys! i read a book about this before and they ended up kidnapping the girl the boy loved and-
  • Aquarius: *looks startled* someone we love might get hurt..?
  • Scorpio: i told you they had feelings. *Laughs* *looks stright at them* sooo whos this person you guys love?
  • Virgo and Aquarius: *too quickly* agreed!
  • Gemini: *reaches for the button*
  • Cancer: *jumps onto Gemini out of no where* NO! WE ARE NOT! NOT! MEANT TO PRESS THAT BUTTON! IT SAYS "DO NOT PRESS" ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?!
  • Aries: *pressed button*
  • Gemini: Yayyy!!!!
  • *Water squirts out everywhere. Then a syrup like substance falls on everyone. A few spinkles and glitter falls on top and sticks onto everyone*
  • Libra and Leo: *Completly pissed off* I. AM. SO. GOING. TO KILL YOU!
  • *Anyone want reactions in a part 2?*
Just came out to my mom
  • Me: Hey so, um, you know how I've told you I'm straight?
  • Mom: ...yeah
  • Me: Well there's a catch, see. I like guys, but I don't get the need to... be in a sexual relationship with them
  • Mom: ...
  • Me: *is crying at this point because of anxiety* I told you... about asexuality the other day... a-and well I'm an asexual because I connect with guys emotional and physically... but I don't get sexually attracted to them
  • Mom: Oh, um, ok
  • Me: Any questions? Like... do you understand what I'm saying?
  • Mom: I think so. I don't know why you're so worried about it though
  • Me: Mother please, it's so expected in today's society to have sex in a relationship, but I don't need that. I know I'm not normal, so I wanted to tell you
  • Mom: But it's normal for you. And you shouldn't have to worry about that until you have to cross that bridge. My only concern is that you may not be 100% sure right now, or there could be an imbalance in estrogen.
  • Me: *deep sigh*
  • Mom: Or maybe it's just you. Maybe it's normal for you
  • Me: I've loved before and never felt sexual attraction.
  • Mom: That's what I'm saying. Maybe you're just asexual. But I still want to make sure you're healthy.
  • Me: But am I legitimate?
  • Mom: I think so. I just need to read up on it a little to better understand. I just want to make sure you're ok.
  • Then sniffles and other conversation ensued. But overall, she was just shocked that I waited so long to tell her.

anonymous asked:

Some antis are now using the Sherlock being asexual theory as a proof against johnlock because apparently asexual people can't possibly fall in love and it's upsetting me so much I feel like I'm going to cry at any minute 😢

OH LORD. Is this what’s happening now? Funny how these same people often ship Sherlock with other characters but not John *eyeroll*. 

I’m actually personally offended by this, being an asexual myself. I responded to another ask about my asexuality here, but the gist of it is this: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. The asexuality spectrum is SO vast, and unfortunately we live in a society where being asexual means either you’re broken or “you’re lying” or “you just haven’t found the right person!”, and those who DO believe it exists means we are cold, mean, and cannot possibly love anyone, because orientation is either /  or / not at all. This is such a farcical statement, because sexual orientation ≠ romantic orientation ≠ gender orientation! When I learned this at 32, it was one of the biggest revelations of my life after thinking I was broken all these years – that I still wanted to be loved but I had little to no sex drive and still being a virgin. I’m still learning about myself – it’s a terrifying process, but the Johnlock community has been the most supportive and understanding people I have ever had the good fortune to encounter. I’ve learned more about myself in the two years I’ve been in this fandom than I have in my entire lifetime, and am still continuing to do so. I feel safe and happy here.

I wish that asexuality and the difference between orientations were mandatory subject matter you had to learn in sex-ed. It would save a lot of young people a lot of heartache and acephobia and arophobia.

My advice to you Nonny? Stay out of any of the anti tags. Honestly, they will do and say anything to rile up Johnlockers because they see their ships sinking right before their eyes. Unfortunately, the uneducated appear to have chosen asexuality this time around, which is awful. The behaviour you described is harmful, acephobic, and cruel. I actually never browse any of the tags; the blogs I follow are more than enough for me. Hell, if you have a tag blocker installed, block the blognames of the blogs being awful: it works on Tumblr Savior, and you never have to see their posts ever again if you don’t want to. It works better than Tumblr’s block feature in the sense that even if someone reblogs that post, because the username is in the post itself, Tumblr Savior will hide it unless you want to see it.

Nonny, know that you are beautiful, you are okay, and you ARE someone. Don’t ever forget that. And even if this iteration of Sherlock IS asexual, he can still love John 1000 times more than the antis love hearing themselves raging. 

As an aside, I actually headcanoned BBC Sherlock as ace until S3 and I think he is still on that spectrum as a demihomosexual. WHICH IS STILL GAY. Sexuality is fluid! Deniers will try to tell you that you can’t move about on the asexuality spectrum, and that is complete bull. If you find someone you love, and you aren’t sex-repulsed, then it is perfectly normal to only be sexually attracted to your partner until you are comfortable in your relationship with them.

anonymous asked:

So going through the reylo tag I'm used to the cross tagging but there is always that one blog every so often that says "you shouldn't ship reylo because rey is a lesbian" and I'm like ??? Do you think this is a good argument to use against the reylo ship?


As I mentioned in this post the other day, Rey doesn’t read as gay to me, and while I (personally) don’t think she shows sexual attraction to anyone in TFA (see: she’s got other priorities), they’ve put so much subtext/in-canon context into Rey/Finn and Rey/Kylo that I think they’re going in a totally different direction with her. Like that was a lot of filming and a lot of money and a lot of time they devoted to both the Finn and Kylo scenes. They’re not gonna waste it. You could make an argument Rey is bi, but only because we haven’t seen her interact with other women, besides Leia and Maz. So on that front, we’ll see. I wouldn’t rule it out.

Either way, this is not a good argument to use against the Reylo ship. Rey’s sexuality is (currently) undefined, and - while I’m 90% certain they’re going to do something with her and Finn, or her and Kylo - because it’s not specifically stated there’s no gay/bi erasure going on. Like at all. So saying this is problematic/you can’t ship x with y is completely subjective and a moot point. It’s tumblr being tumblr (see: reactionary and a lil’ bit divorced from reality). And like, these are the same sorts of people that (sometimes) play with gender/sexuality in fandom/fanfics: these are the same sort of people who will write a specifically coded het or bi character as gay, and call it transgressive. I’m sorry, but you can’t have it both ways. I have a personal stake in this, but I absolutely cannot stand hypocrites. You cannot say “do not do the thing” and then go around and do the thing yourself (see: the erasure of bi sexuality within the greater LGTBQIA community). You cannot do that, and not expect me to call you out on it.

That said, we all see a little bit of ourselves in the characters we love (it’s why we relate to them, on a personal level). So I can see where this mindset springs from. It’s happened to me as well, and representation is important. And people are perfectly entitled to ship Rey/headcanon her sexuality whatever way they please. No lie. If you want to headcanon Rey as a lesbian, you’re perfectly entitled to do so. If people wanna headcanon her as straight or ace or bi or whatever, you’re perfectly entitled to do so as well. If you want to ship Rey and Finn, you can. If you want to ship Rey and Poe, you can. If you want to ship Rey with a yet-unidentified-female-character, you can. If you want to ship Rey with no one, you can. If you want to ship Rey with Kylo, you can do this too. It’s fiction. But saying you personally headcanon Rey as a lesbian is not a good enough reason to tell anyone to stop doing anything.

Personal preferences do not equal fandom norms.


“Use your head and challenge yourselves. That’s where the dream lies. ” –Ouya Metropolitan High School Coach Araki Ichirou 

HOT COACH GIFSET For Maya ♡ ~(‘▽^人)

I want to like P&P&Z, but every time I see its staggeringly beautiful Elizabeth Bennet against yet another weird-looking Darcy, I’m pissed off all over again.

The Last Five Years Starter Sentences (Part Two)
  • "You're sitting there, eating your corn beef sandwich, and all of the sudden this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you."
  • "It's just a challenge to resist temptation."
  • "I'm showing her my left hand. I am gesticulating with my left hand."
  • "There's this really awkward moment where I try to show I wasn't encouraging this, though of course I sort of was."
  • "I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway."
  • "I'll be so proud to call you 'mine.'"
  • "Don't give up on me yet."
  • "I am so proud of you baby."
  • "When I walk in the room there's a table of men, always men - usually gay."
  • "I am a good person. I'm an attractive person. I am a talented person. Grant me Grace."
  • "I should have told them I was sick last week, they're going to think this is the way I sing."
  • "Why is the director staring at his crotch?"
  • "Don't stare at my resume, I made up half my resume."
  • "Stop looking at that, look at me."
  • "I hate these fucking shoes."
  • "Why's I pick these shoes? Why'd I pick this song? Why'd I pick this career?"
  • "If I don't get the callback I can go to Crate and Barrel with mom and buy a couch."
  • "I'm obviously such a horrible annoying distraction to him - what's he gonna be like when we have kids."
  • "Jesus Christ! I suck, I suck, I suck."
  • "I will not be the girl stuck at home in the 'burbs with the baby, the dog, and the garden of herbs."
  • "I will not be the girl who gets asked how it feels to be trodding along at the genius' heels."
  • "I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by."
  • "There are people, and they are publishing my book."
  • "While you've made it very clear that you're not going - I will be going."
  • "Is it really about a party?"
  • "Can we just for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?"
  • "Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?"
  • "If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far."
  • "It never took much convincing to make me believe in you."
  • "Don't we get to be happy? At some point down the line?"
  • "If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?"
  • "Why do I have to feel I've committed some felony doing what I always swore I would do?"
  • "I don't want you to hurt. I don't want you to sink. But you know what I think? I think you'll be fine."
  • "I will not fail so you can be comfortable. I will not lose because you can't win."
  • "This is the life I choose - this is the thing I can't bear to lose."
  • "If I hadn't believed in you, I wouldn't have loved you at all."
  • "My best friend had a little situation at the end of our senior year."
  • "I thought about what I wanted- it wasn't like that at all."
  • "He wouldn't leave me alone unless I went with him to dinner."
  • "I guess he was cute, and Iguess eh was smart, and I guess he was good in bed."
  • "I gave up my life for the better part of a year."
  • "He needed to take some 'time off,' focus on his 'career.'"
  • "He blew me off with a heartfelt letter."
  • "You don't have to change a thing just stay with me."
  • "I want you and you and nothing but you."
  • "Finally I'll have something worthwhile to think of each morning."
  • "I don't need any lifetime commitments, I don't need to get hitched tonight."
  • "When we get to my house take a look at that town, take a look at how far I've gone."
  • "I feel like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on."
  • "Say you'll move in with me."
  • "I made a promise. I took a vow. I wrote a story, and we changed the ending."
  • "Nobody needs to know."
  • "I start making concious, deliberate mistakes."
  • "Come back to bed, kid."
  • "Hold on, don't cry yet. I won't let you go."
  • "Since I need to be in love with someone, maybe I could be in love with someone like you."
  • "All you can say and all you can feel was wrapped up inside that one perfect kiss."
  • "I have been waiting for you."
  • "Goodbye until the rest of my life."
  • "I called Alise to help me back my bags."
  • "It's not about another shrink, it's not about another compromise."
  • "I don't know what the hell is left to do."
  • "I could never rescue you... all you ever wanted."
  • "All I could do was love you hard and let you go."
  • "So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go."
  • "I didn't see a way we both could win."
  • "Just close the gate, I'll stand and wait."