i shouldn't be allowed to do things... ever

I do not forgive you. […] I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay. […] I’m not gonna be your prop so you can feel better.
—  Bojack Horseman, “The Telescope”
The Signs + Dorian Pavus quotes
  • Aries: "Why be ashamed? Power should be respected, not swept under the carpet."
  • Taurus: "Yes, and I'd live longer if I only ate rice and boiled vegetables, but that's just as unlikely."
  • Gemini: "The successor must prove he could slaughter his enemies, he doesn't actually do it. We're not savages."
  • Cancer: "I'm wondering if familiarity would cure your suspicion of magic."
  • Leo: "I always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth."
  • Virgo: "Do you feel that? My magic-sensing nose is tingling."
  • Libra: "I'm the first to admit magisters aren't perfect, but they've also done great things. They're allowed to."
  • Scorpio: "The thing is, sometimes the ones you love are also the ones who disappoint you the most. You think that if they love you, they should understand. They shouldn't want to hurt you. So you feel betrayed. You say things you can't ever take back."
  • Sagittarius: "I'm not a sheep. No one in my family could be described a 'sheep.'"
  • Capricorn: "I'm glad it amuses you, but what I get from my affairs is my affair."
  • Aquarius: "It's barely an eye-watering slap fight, I'll grant you, but every now and again it heats up." (about Qunari/Tevinter war)
  • Pisces: "You are what we needed most at the moment we needed it. That's what they will say in ages to come."

aallenwalker  asked:

Draw Allen? uh...eating something he shouldn't? Like something ultra spicy, or something that is not food

In which Allen is no longer allowed to do the laundry unsupervised 

they do look so edible don’t they???