i should probably be freaking out now

I need to tell you guys about the time I was almost swept off to another dimension on a ghost train or something

Because honestly it was… a really weird experience tbh

So a few years ago a friend and I were in Belfast, and it was getting towards evening time in the winter so it was already pitch black but still kind of crowded from the Christmas rush. We headed to the train station to get a train home and these trains were fairly regular, like about every thirty minutes or so which is pretty regular for that country, trust me. The trains varied from the newer, nicer ones to the ones that probably hadn’t been updated since the seventies, but they were all relatively decent and no cause for concern. 

Or so we thought. We caught our train at the usual platform, but no sooner had we got on did we realise something was kind of off. This train was old, and kind of shabby looking. We made a few jokes and sat down anyway, figuring it was one of the older trains that we’d just never seen before, and things passed relatively normally. The train pulled out of the station, and it was only as we were picking up speed that we realised we were the only ones in the carriage. This was highly unusual, because it was still peak time for people starting to head back, and it being so close to Christmas, the train should have been packed. We couldn’t have got on an out of service trains, because they wouldn’t go to a passenger platform if they weren’t taking passengers, and with all the other trains needing platforms there would be no room for them. They would go to a separate part of the tracks out of the way. We were completely stumped.

We put it down to just weird timing and figured the other carriages probably had people in them, and tried to relax. The train was sort of rickety and unusually loud, and it didn’t exactly sound like what you would expect from a train. I don’t know how to describe it, but there was a kind of odd, distorted quality to the sound of the wheels on the track; it was sort of muffled but also louder than usual at the same time? Kind of like when you have a dream and wake up still hearing the sound from it, and it sounds both quiet because it’s fading from your ears but loud at the same time because it’s in your head. That’s really the only way I can describe it.

We quickly noticed something else that was weird. Several minutes passed, and we didn’t stop at the usual stop. We didn’t even go past it. Several more minutes passed and we absolutely should have stopped at at least two stops. There was nothing, and there was no train guard to check tickets, either. By now, we’re really freaked out. We’re passing through places we recognise, proving we’re on the right route, but we’re not going through any of the right stops and the train isn’t slowing. This probably went on for a good six or seven minutes, even though we should have been out of Belfast by that time. Finally, the train started to slow, and pulled into the first station it should have stopped at, only minutes after leaving the original station. By this point we’re so freaked out that we know we’re getting off the train, so we stand and go and wait by the doors.

The train stops, and the platform outside is empty – again, very unusual for this time. The doors thankfully open and me and my friend hurry out onto the platform, and almost immediately after our feet touch the platform, the train pulls away. No one else got off the train, and as it passes, we see there’s absolutely no one else on the train. No passengers, no guards. The driver would have been at the front so we didn’t get to see if anyone was there or not, but the train was completely empty. We watched it go along the track a short distance, and then the lights simply vanished even though there was nothing there to obstruct them. No trains on other tracks, no tunnels, no curves. That part of the track has great visibility, but the lights just vanished into midair.

We look at one another, and then suddenly we realise we can hear noise, and the platform behind us is packed with people. We just jumped on the next train with a crowd of other people and tried not to think too much about what would have happened if we’d stayed on that first train.

Naruto has gotten amnesia!

Requested by anon!

Naruto hit his head too hard one day and got amnesia as a result. What do various characters tell him to try and help??

1. Sakura

Sakura: “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Sakura: “It’s okay guys I’ve got this. This one is easy.”

Sakura: “Naruto…..remember how we got Sasuke back?”

Naruto: “Who the hell is Sasuke?”

Sakura: “Oh god it’s hopeless.”

2. Kakashi

Kakashi: “C’mon Naruto, snap out of it. You’re upsetting Kurama.”

Naruto: “Ku…rama? What are you talking about?”

Kakashi: “You know. The demon fox inside you.”

Naruto: “The WHAT inside of me?? WHAT DEMON FOX? THERE’S A DEMON INSIDE ME??”

Kurama: “Maybe not the best idea.”

3. Gaara

Gaara: “Oh….this isn’t very preferable now is it.”

Gaara: “I can’t lose Naruto as a friend. Naruto, look me in the eyes and tell me you remember everything we’ve been through.”

Naruto: “You…..have very bad dark circles. Maybe you should get some more sleep?”

Temari: “Gaara no don’t cry please it’s okay it’s fine!”

4. Kurama

Kurama: “Look Naruto, this is probably gonna freak you out but you’ve got to listen to me.”

Kurama: “You are a Jinchuuriki. That means you have a tailed beast inside you. I am the tailed beast. I’m a Kyuubi.”

Naruto: *Incoherent screaming* “GET OUT OF ME.”

Kurama: “NO STOP BEING A BABY.”

5. Hinata

Hinata: “H-He’s lost his memory?? Of everything??”

Hinata: “Naruto please don’t tell me you’ve forgotten me! We’re getting married in a few months!”

Naruto: “Well I mean…..I don’t know who you are but I wouldn’t mind marrying someone as pretty as you!”

Hinata: “I…I….I don’t know how to respond to that!”

6. Konohamaru

Konohamaru: “Waaah? You’ve lost your memory??”

Konohamaru: “But….but surely you couldn’t have forgotten the most important jutsu of all!?”

Naruto: “Which….would be…?”

Konohamaru: “Your sexy jutsu!!”

Naruto: “My wha-? That sounds stupid.”

Konohamaru: “BLASPHEMER!”

7. Sasuke

Sasuke: “Ridiculous. There is no possible way he could of forgotten every damn thing over the past few years.”

Sasuke: “Naruto, if you don’t snap out of it I’m going to ram this chidori into your chest. Got that?”

Naruto: “Your…..your fist is filled with lightning!”

Sasuke: “Ten seconds and counting.”

8. Tsunade

Tsunade: “Brat. Do you want to be Hokage or not?”

Naruto: “What’s a Hokage?”

Tsunade: “It’s what YOU’VE wanted to be your whole goddamn life! You idiot! Now stop acting like a fool!”

Naruto: “I’m sorry maam but your chest is distracting me.”

Tsunade: “Sakura baby hold me back ‘cause I’m about to punch this sucker into next week.”

9. Iruka

Iruka: “Guys, guys! I’ve got this! Just let me handle it.”

Iruka: “Naruto; come with me.”

Naruto: “Where are we going, stranger I’ve never met until now?”

Iruka: “You’ll see.”

10. Ichiraku Ramen Guy

Ichiraku Ramen Guy: “Naruto! The usual I assume?”

Iruka: “He’s lost his memory. Can you restore it?”

Ichiraku Ramen Guy: “One large miso ramen with extra pork coming up!”

Naruto: “This is….amazing! It’s almost like….oh my god, Iruka Sensei? What happened??”

Iruka: “You’re the hero we’ve always needed, Teuchi.”

I Meant It

Drabble Prompt: “The sticky stuff you’re referring to is blood.”  

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Requested by: I don’t remember lol


“Shit. Shit. Shit.” Jared grumbles under his breath, panic quickly setting in.

“Y/N?! Are you ok?”

You’re barely able to open your eyes, you hear your boyfriend’s voice but can’t find the words to respond. This is what you get for trying to spice up your fucking sex life.

“I’m all sticky.” You whine reaching behind your head, feeling a weird gooey substance.

“The sticky stuff you’re referring to is blood.” Jared responds softly trying not to alarm you.

“That’s ok.“ You mutter with your eyes fluttering closed, causing Jared to let out a heavy sigh.

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someone’s gonna die in infinity war and I don’t think there’s an easy way out of this one.

If Tony dies, Peter had to deal with losing yet another father figure in his life, and this kid is only 15. He will lose the man he’s considered an idol since he was tiny. He will lose the man who gave him the chance to truly become a superhero. Pepper will lose her boyfriend/fiancé/husband/whatever. She’ll probably feel guilty if they’re not married and even worse if they are. Their relationship has been rocky from the start and she’ll suddenly regret everything she’s done to hurt that man. Happy will lose someone who is arguably his best friend and employer, leaving him with either a job at SHIELD or nothing. Despite them always being at odds with each other, they’re good friends. Steve will lose a man who, although they fought, was one of his closest friends. It will be devastating for him and the rest of the team, no doubt. Rhodey will also lose one of his best friends.

If Steve dies, Bucky will lose his best friend all over again and may not even realize just what’s happening until it’s all over, depending on the scenario in which it happens. Tony will lose a man he’s constantly poked fun at (and always been jealous of) and will regret pushing his buttons constantly. He’ll gain the guilt of another death on his hands and probably wallow in it. Natasha will lose one of the few people who doesn’t seem to hate her and has actually attempted to bond with her. Sam will lose a man he’s grown so close to, a man who he assumed he’d never lose.

If Peter dies (and he better not fuck around with that shit), everyone will be devastated, especially if they’re aware of how young he is. May will lose the son she never really had and the only person she has left anymore. Ned will lose his best friend before he even graduates high school. Tony will lose the kid he’s been trying to raise, trying to make better than him. He’ll have to deal with the immense guilt of letting a fifteen year old kid fight in a war against a intergalactic criminal and getting him killed.

If Clint dies, Natasha will lose the closest person to her. The only person she’s really been able to bond with. The person she’s shared impossible experiences with, ones she’ll never be able to relive. His family will lose a father and a husband, one who tried to get out of this life only to be yanked right back in.

If Natasha dies, Clint will lose the woman he’s closest too (other than his wife (who is total bullshit)). The team will lose one of their best assets and finest spies and definitely suffer without her. Steve will lose one of his closest friends and regret the time he spent arguing with her during the events of Civil War.

If Bruce dies (which I’m not actually sure is possible), Tony will lose one of the few members of the team he held high respects for. The world will lose one of the brightest minds in science and, despite being a giant green rage monster, one of the nicest guys out there. The team will probably freak out due to the fact that Bruce believed he was entirely unkillable and is now dead.

If Thor dies, Asgard will lose their king (I’m assuming he’s properly king) and probably struggle in terms of who should rule, as the two princes have no proper heirs. If Loki is still alive, then he’ll lose a “brother” who he’s finally begun to grow closer to. He may regret his hostile actions (although I have a feeling he may not) but he will likely grieve. If he is still alive, he will also take the throne of Asgard (probably) and I don’t think that’s an ideal situation. The team will also realize that this war literally killed a god and they’re probably all fucked.

If Vision dies (he’s literally an infinity stone??? I’m not sure how that’s gonna work out), Wanda will be devestated, after all, the two are very close. He’s probably one of the few people she’s actually close with and she’ll be down another person (and after losing her brother, I’m pretty sure she’ll be in a bad place).

If Wanda dies, Vision will likely be upset, although I’m not entirely sure how he handles emotions? I’m certain he’ll try his hardest to save her, or worse, not be aware of it happening until later. The team will also be down an important member who could literally control anything they needed her to control.

If Quill dies, the Guardians will lose their captain and one of their best friends. Rocket will probably regret being so damn mean to him and, most likely, cry while denying how upset he is. Groot will feel horrible and Rocket will probably have to comfort him. Drax will mourn the loss of a man as good as that and openly wear his distress, likely fighting even harder than before. Gamora will hide her feelings but channel her pain to fight harder, in honor of the loss of a great man.

If Rocket dies, Groot will literally be lost. He’s one of the few who understands him and they’ve been by each other’s sides forever. I’m sure he’ll blame himself and probably go insane with anger, determined to get revenge on whatever killed him.

If Groot dies, literally everyone will be sad. Who wouldn’t be sad over the death of the sweetest treant ever? Rocket will be devestated, as I said before, they’ve been together forever. Groot is also likely a “teenager” in this movie, so that’ll only make things worse.

If Strange dies, Christine will lose a man who refused to love her back to a thing she barely understands. She’ll likely never truly understand the world he got himself involved in and be left wondering what the hell happened. I’m not sure about how the rest of the team would react, though, as most of them have had no interactions. Thor would be upset because Strange offered to help find Odin, but beyond that I am not sure.

There are obviously more characters I could do this with but this accidentally got ridiculously long so all in all, Infinity War is going to suck for everyone.

Best Teacher In The World

Kindergarten Teacher!Dean x Reader

A/N: I saw this post about what a great kindergarten teacher Dean would be, and I totally agree, so this one-shot followed. It’s just fluff and Dean being adorable. What’s new?

Word Count: 2100+

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“…re you go, buddy. You call me if you need any more help, all right? Natalie, you good there?”

Knocking on the ajar door, you peek into the classroom to find the 5-year-olds on their morning break, eating and talking, a teacher with them who’s currently helping a little girl opening her bottle of apple juice. The same teacher your friend keeps telling you about, the same teacher everyone is in love with, according to her. Dean Winchester. She’s mentioned him so many times that his name is now seared into your brain.

“Can I help you?” His eyes find you, and right then it’s easy to figure out why the moms like him. He’s way too attractive.

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anonymous asked:

As someone that's following Another what kind of parents do you think the Furuba characters made? Do you have any headcanons? (particularly for Tohru&Kyo, Yuki&Machi, Shigure&Akito and Hatsuharu&Rin)

Hi!! Thanks for the ask anon! To answer your question: yes! I have many, many headcanons.

General notes:

-All of the sohmas who were once under the curse feared that the curse wasn’t really broken when they first found out they were having children. Everyone of them went through a “I can’t have a child! I could pass on the curse” phase during the pregnancy. Their S.O. had to calm them down.

Tohru/Kyo:

-Kyo was probably the most terrified of all the zodiac to having a child. He’s still pretty traumatized from the events he experienced as a child and an adolescent, and he was so, so, so scared that he would pass on his curse to his innocent child.

-It even gave him nightmares. He’d wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night and Tohru would calm him down

-Tohru was really supportive of him through it all. She knew Hajime was going to be totally fine and even if he somehow did get possessed by the curse she and Kyo would love him no matter what. That child was never ever gonna have the upbringing Kyo had.

-Tohru was unbelievably excited to find out she was pregnant. She cried tears of joy

-She cried again when she found out they were having a boy and said “I hope he’s just like Kyo-Kun!” and the thought of a little Kyo running around the house made her so happy she could burst.

-Kyo was made even more terrified when he found out it was a boy and desperately hoped the child was much more like Tohru in every way

-Kyo was just an anxious mess the entire time

-Kyo was doing everything for Tohru. She couldn’t start a task with Kyo around without him taking it away from her. “Kyo-kun I can do it-” “Sit down! You’re pregnant! What kind of man would I be if I let my pregnant wife do the dishes?!” and then he’d furiously wash the dishes.  

-This drove Tohru crazier than anything because she likes working and being busy. That being said, during the third trimester, she didn’t complain about it much lol

-When Tohru’s water broke they both screamed a lot.  

-When Tohru’s contractions started and she was in pain, Kyo nearly lost his mind

-She was only three weeks premature, but Kyo was convinced their son was going to be possessed

-Kyo was able to drive at this time so he drove her to the hospital

-His heart was beating SO FAST guys

-It was a relatively easy delivery and Kyo’s heart dropped when he saw the baby handed to Tohru

-As soon Kyo realized the baby wasn’t going to transform, he burst into hacking sobs. SOBS!

-He could NOT believe how beautiful his wife and child were. He immediately loved Hajime so, so, so much and promised he would live and die for him.

-Tohru was so delighted that Hajime looked like Kyo, but that still made Kyo feel weird and nervous

-Kyo called Shishou pretty immediately and obviously, he ran straight over since he’s Hajime’s only *real* grandparent. When Kyo showed him Hajime he quietly said “You’re a grandfather” and everyone was crying.  

-Literally, everybody loved Hajime and would die for him

-Kyo and Shishou were SO excited when he was old enough to start martial arts training

-Kyo and Shishou both brag about him being a natural

-Shishou DOTES on him. They love each other sm you guys

-Tohru is literally the perfect mother. She reads to him. Tells him he’s smart and kind and wonderful. He’s so supported and loved.

-They’re both SO proud of him because he’s smart and totally going to do big things

-Tohru cried when he left to go to high school at Kaibara. Kyo really misses him too, but he understood why he wanted to go there

-Hajime cried when he left the house on the car ride to Kinu’s house

-I wrote an entire fic on how Hajime found out about the curse (http://archiveofourown.org/works/10688817)

-I’m totally gonna write a fic about Tohru’s pregnancy now fuck

Yuki/Machi:

-Yuki was super chill about the pregnancy except for when he first found out and when Machi went into labor

-He worried about the curse coming back, but he was much more sensible about it than Kyo

-Yuki treated her like a princess and Machi let him without complaint

-The hired maids did most of the work because they’re both shit at housework anyway

-Yuki was scared to tell Ayame because…Ayame…

-Ayame flipped the fuck out and said it would be the most beautiful child second only to his precious Hibika (Chizuru hadn’t been born yet, so Mutsuki is actually third lol)

-Ayame dotes on his Nephew obvi

-When Machi found out Mutsuki was shiny like his father “…Will this be okay? No…I’m sure it’s better he’s like his father…” but she foresaw many a girl fighting over him and that he would be the cause of much bullying. The real curse of being a Sohma…

-The whole family is a bunch of spaced out idiots who are also geniuses

-Presented with a diaper…Machi/Yuki were a disaster. Tohru came to help often. They still sucked at it. They’d forget baby powder and stuff, and eventually, the nanny just did it. Yuki’s hella rich so they just did that during the diaper years.

-They were really supportive and loving however, but lacked some serious skills lol

-Likewise, Mutsuki is lacking a serious skill in cleaning haha

-The hired help is constantly -_-

-Machi and Yuki completely spoil Mutsuki, but Yuki was determined to teach him kindness

-Yuki would only get actually mad at Mutsuki if he did something unkind. Mutsuki teased a girl in elementary school and after the talking to his father gave him…NEVER AGAIN! Mutsuki’s naturally kind, but he took the lesson with him for life

Hatsuharu/Rin:

-Haru was chill, but excited. Rin was a terrified mess

-Rin was Kyo 2.0 basically

-Haru only freaked out when he found out it was twins

-He freaked out for .2 seconds and then was like “neat…”

-Rin: “I CAN’T BE A MOM IM SO FUCKED UP IM GONNA FUCK EM UP LIKE THERE’S TWO NOT ONE IM GONNA FUCK UP TWO PEOPLE”

Haru: “lol probably”

Rin: “YOU’RE NOT HELPING!”

Haru: “Everyone’s parents fuck them up it’s fiiiiiiine”

Rin: “YOU’RE THE WORST” *freaks out more*

-Haru at some point had to get serious about calming her ass down because it was gonna start affecting the pregnancy

-How the naming conversation went:

Rin: What should we name them?

Haru: *literally playing Kingdom Hearts right fucking now* *Stops, then looks her dead in the eye, completely fucking serious* Riku and Sora.

Rin: …

Haru: …

Rin: …I love it.

-Haru loves KH and he said it as a joke, but then actually really liked it. He thought “Land” and “Sky” for twins was great.

-Rin watches Haru play KH and she’s begrudgingly sucked in. She likes Riku because he’s cool like Haru and she likes Sora because he’s kind like Haru. She knew Haru was kidding, but kinda loved it and it stuck.

-Rin is the Strict Mom™ and Haru is Fun Dad™

-They all get along and love each other sm, but Riku is a momma’s boy and Sora is a daddy’s girl. Rin has a soft spot for Riku because he reminds her of Haru and Haru has a soft spot for Sora because she reminds him of Rin (looks wise)

-Haru and Riku can clash because they’re similar in a lot of ways.

-Sora’s just a love bug

-Riku would literally take a bullet for Sora

-Basically Haru and RIn are stupid in love and they have two stupid kids that love them a lot

Momiji:

-He’s literally the best husband/brother/father ever and he loves the women in his life sooooo much he could die

-He cried when he found out his wife was pregnant and just kept crying about it

-He just looks at Mina on the daily and cries about it. He’s a mess.

-He’s a world-renowned violinist and basically, he lives his dream every fucking day because he deserves it and that’s 100% what happened fight me

So, in conclusion, they’re all a bunch of traumatized losers/cinnamon rolls who love their loser children

WANNA ONE ♡ YOUR VLOG CHANNEL TOGETHER

Youtube Series found »  {HERE}

Scenario: You’re a rising fashion/beauty YouTuber and your subscribers have been asking for you to start a vlog channel together with your boyfriend! 

*wanna one members speaking = “bold” / (y/n) speaking = “italicized” 

Yoon Jisung » [ grocery shopping ] 

  • “Afternoon everyone! So today, (y/n) and I are just getting some groceries for this week. My parents are in town and are planning to come over for dinner tomorrow and—What are you doing… babe we said no chocolate.”
  • Inspects fruits and vegetables together and bickers over which one is fresher.  Film your reaction when he makes food/brand puns. Laughs at his own jokes. 
  • Talks about trying to cook more at home instead of ordering take out all the time. Basically, trying to eat healthier and cutting back on the sweets. 
  • “Just got back home and finished putting the groceries away. We’re chilling now and looking up recipes because we both can’t cook to save our lives—especially (y/n)” 
  • “I’m going to literally stock the entire fridge with everything that has carrots inside. Don’t try me.” “Just kidding. I’m sorry. You’re the best and really pretty and I love you.” 

Ha Sungwoon » [ babysitting friend’s two-year-old child ] 

  • “So today I have a very special guest at the apartment… it’s Stella! We know how much you all loved her when she came to visit so of course, I said yes to looking after her. Stella’s parents are at an emergency business meeting and asked if we could watch over her for a couple of hours today. (Y/N) went on a food run and she adores this little one so she’s trying to rush and come back.” 
  • Is extremely active with Stella and is basically in love with her. Watches cartoons with the child and showers her with cuddles. Lets her play around with the camera and inserts clips of the uneven angles and cute baby smiles.
  • “Ah, (Y/N) is here! You went to Chipotle? You’re the best.” Gives you kisses and takes the food from your hands and places them on the counter. 
  • Films you playing with Stella and decides to have the child choose between you two and obviously he wins.
  • “Honestly, you somehow forced her to choose you. If I didn’t step out to get food, we all know who’d be the favorite.” “No need to be salty.” 

Hwang Minhyun » [ cleaning / arranging new apartment ] 

  • “Hey, everyone! (Y/N) and I are slowly but finally settling down in our new apartment. It’s been a really tedious process but we’re almost done. We’re going to do some cleaning around because you all probably know by now that I’m the clean freak out of the two of us.” 
  • Places the camera on the marble counter top and films himself mopping the floor and wiping down the windows.
  • Talks about how the adjusting process has been and gives tips on what you should do to make the “moving out process” easier. 
  • “(Y/N) just brought home more PR packages and keeps screaming from the other room about some huge collection… COME HELP ME WITH THE STOVE. WE’RE NOT COOKING TILL IT’S CLEAN!!!!” BABY I CAN’T!! LET ME OPEN ALL OF THESE FIRST.” 
  • Films the huge mess you made and watches you talk into the camera about the new products and how you’re going to film a huge first impression video at the end of the month
  • Ends up cleaning after you and becomes a little agitated, but you shower him with kisses and he instantly forgives you.

Ong Seongwu » [“car prank”]

  • “What’s up everyone. As you all have probably seen two vlogs ago, (Y/N) decided that it would be a great idea to cover every inch of my house with my old fuccboi photos when my friends from high school came to visit me. She decided to sleep over last night which gave me the perfect idea. Since she’s so in love with the photos, I decided to tape up her entire car with them this morning and she’s running late to work right now so you bet she’s not going to have time to take them off one by one.” 
  • Casually films you quickly putting on your make up. Asks you if you forgot set your alarm (he turned it off purposely to make you wake up 15 minutes later than usual lmao) Tries to play it off cool and offers to make you a quick breakfast on the go. 
  • Watches you grab the sandwich and waits for you to yell out his name. 
  • “ONG SEONGWU ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! NO WAY. I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME YOUR KEYS!! BABE. I’M GOING TO BE LATE. HURRY UP.”  
  • “I lost them. Sorry! Drive safe and have a good day at work! Love you!” (ends up giving you his car keys anyways later on) 

Kim Jaehwan » [  karaoke night at your parents’ house ]

  • “So tonight is going to be a really fun one. (Y/N)’s parents invited us over for dinner tonight and that’s not even the best part though. We’re going to have a karaoke party with her relatives and I already know it’s going to be wild”
  • Films your mother cooking and basically, everyone from your immediate family loves Jaehwan and his jokes. You’re like wtf but is actually really happy that he’s getting along with everyone. 
  • “Jaehwan’s currently going through the list of songs on the karaoke machine and my dad is super hyped now. They’re about to do a duet so let’s see—” “YAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO! C’MON OKAY OKAY!!!!” 
  • You film him dancing hilariously with your dad and uncles. Cracks up from second-hand embarrassment on the side with your cousins. 
  • Chooses to sing Beautiful (Goblin OST yES) while holding your hand at the end. Everyone is screaming over you two and you’re hella flustered but low key loving it. 

Kang Daniel » [ GoT Night / Sleepover ] 

  • “Good evening everyone! So I’m heading and sleeping over at (Y/N)’s place for tonight. She’s been traveling a lot and having a great time meeting you all through T*RTE’s sponsored tour. But we haven’t seen each other for three weeks now and yes as you can tell from my tweets. I’m deprived of (Y/N) and I miss her a lot.” 
  • Vlogs on his way there and talks about what he’s been up to and talks about his trip to the vet that morning with Peter. Mentions about helping you edit a couple of clips for your next beauty related video.
  • “Alright! Brought her favorite snacks and we’re supposed to catch up on Game of Thrones tonight definitely can’t wait.” 
  • Rings the door bell and grins happily when you open the door. Takes you into his arms tightly and showers you with kisses.
  • Cuddles on the couch and props the camera up on a stack of books. Listens to some of your stories about your trip and inserts clips of both of your reactions to an ep of GoT. 
  • “Okay, everyone. I think the vlog is going to end here. As you can tell, (Y/N)’s passed out,” pans the camera over at you briefly “And she’s still struggling a bit because of the jet lag so we’ll see you in the next one! Goodnight!” 

Park Jihoon » [ picnic anniversary date ] 

  •  Today is the mark of your one year anniversary and what better way to celebrate than to go on a picnic date. 
  • Jihoon films you making the sandwiches and sides before going into detail with which park you guys were going to. 
  • “It’s honestly a really clean place and our usual little spot that we go to is kind of hidden but it has a really nice view of the city and it’s super quiet. We haven’t been there in months and our first date was actually a picnic one too so we just wanted to relive some memories.” 
  • Helps you finish packing the utensils and the juices before heading out. 
  • Ends up speeding up the some of the clips and replacing the audio between you two with music. 
  • Briefly, talks about how you guys first met and how shy he was when he asked you for your number. “He was super red and nervous! I thought that he so cute so I ended up giving it to him and look where we are today!”  
  • “Alright, that’s basically it for now. We’re going to end the vlog here and enjoy the rest of our day. Promise that the vlog next week will be longer. Bye everyone!” 

Park Woojin » [ Mukbang ] 

  • Does a bunch of retakes on the huge amount of food you both ordered. Didn’t feel like cooking at all today, so ordered a lot of korean food through Postmates. 
  • “We know you all have been requesting us to do a mukbang today so here it is! (Y/N) will basically run through the entire list of food that we ordered today.” 
  • Watches you list out the foods while holding your hand. Would lift the dish slightly to show it to the camera. Smacks his lips and tries to hold in his urge to eat as you keep talking about different ingredients. 
  • When you give the go, he basically digs in and scoops food onto your plate.Silent majority of the time as he chows down his food. 
  • Woojin.. we’re supposed to talk while eating” he blinks and smiles as he continues to chew quickly before speaking “Sorry. It’s still weird for me to talk and eat at the same time.”
  • You both talk about upcoming plans, new restaurants that you want to try, funny episodes between you two. 
  • Basically, you film him finishing every bit of rice and soup and gives him an applause. “I think I ate a bit too much…and I’m getting sleepy” 

Bae Jinyoung » [ Gaming at home ] 

  • “Hi, guys! Today, (Y/N) and I are just staying indoors today so the vlog’s not going to be too exciting. We’re not doing much and for the first time in history… (Y/N) has decided or more like I begged… her to play some games with me. A subscriber gifted us a couple of games for the Wii U so thank you!” 
  • Pulls you into the living room and “interviews” you with the camera on why you don’t like playing games. Promises that you’ll have fun!!!
  • “So she chose Mario Party—don’t worry we’ll read the instructions and stuff hon.”
  • Vlogs you screaming and punching the air and he is cracking up quietly in the back when you do the mini games. 
  • “WHAT THE HECK, I WAS SPINNING. THIS IS RIGGED. CAN WE REDO THIS GAME??” “Don’t hurt yourself please and don’t break the tv”
  • Tries to sit you down on his lap and calm you down but ends up getting elbowed in the face. “SORRY. HOLD ON BABE. I’LL RUB YOUR FACE IN A MINUTE!” 

Lee Daehwi » [ shopping for mutual friend’s big birthday bash ] 

  • Films you scanning around the mall from behind. Catches you whining about wanting to eat everything in the food court on camera.
  • “We’re getting some new clothes for our friend’s birthday bash that’s happening next week. The color scheme is pastel so we’re just shopping around. Not like she doesn’t have enough clothes in her closet to choose from already..” 
  • Follows you around with the camera and watches you pick out a lot of things THAT WEREN’T pastel.
  • “Uh no, you are not getting that. IT’S TOO SHORT. HECK NO!!”
  • Puts back more than half of the stuff you threw into the shopping bag because they were either too short or you had something extremely similar in your closet.
  • “What about this dress? It’s so cute and—” “SCANDALOUS AND SHORT NOPE.”
  • Finally, gives up and lets you buy it but will lets you know that he’s staying glued to you just in case any unknown single guy friends of your mutuals hit on you. 

Lai Guanlin » [ visiting animal shelter to adopt a dog ] 

  • Films a bunch of the dogs at the shelter. Inserts cute clips of you playing with the dogs. “If only we could adopt all of them..”
  • Describes the kind of dogs there and suggests going to your local animal shelter to adopt instead of shopping for one.
  • “Oh my god.. it’s a Shiba..” Films the black and white Shiba and instantly falls in love. Very calm and quiet. The dog slowly warms up to him but is still visibly shaken. Instantly knew at that very moment, that this was the dog for him. 
  • “So everyone.. I think we’ve made our decision. The workers were telling me how she was saved from the meat trade in Asia and she’s still kind of shaken up but I think she’s the one. She’s around four years old now and her name is Sylvie. We’ll probably change her name later on though.”
  • You begin to document the moments between the two. “Guess I’m going to be fighting for Guanlin’s attention later on.. Just kidding. Watch Sylvie end up loving me more.” 
  • “Babe, can you go fill out the paperwork? She’s sleeping on me and I don’t want to wake her up”   
A Kiss Before Dying Recap

Alrighty, season 2 of Riverdale premiered last night and I felt the need to post my thoughts on it so here I go

 *Beware of spoilers ahead so if you haven’t watched S2E1 don’t read this*  


  • Firstly, can I just say the dream sequences were beautifully done. I cried during every one of them. I expected them to be in Archie’s POV, like he would be the one seeing the shooter again, not Fred. 
  • “I’m right here, Dad. I’m right here.”
  • That entire opening sequence 10/10 
  • KJ Apa’s acting throughout the episode was phenomenal
  • not to be that person but…THE FIRST PERSON THAT CROSSED ARCHIE’S MIND TO CALL WAS BETTY. hmmmm
  • Jughead Jones on that motorcycle sign me up
  • ugh Alice Cooper
  • How Archie was talking about Vegas was so cute awe
  • that shower scene was so uncalled for…like Veronica, this is not the time. (how did her makeup stay flawless that entire time what setting spray do you use??) 
  • Kevin Keller oh how I have missed you :’)
  • Cheryl giiiiirl you lying
  • When Veronica told Archie she wasn’t going to leave I was so proud because the old Ronnie would of just left #CharacterDevelopment
  • Veronica accusing her mother of the shooting then Hermione threatening her YIKES
  • R E G G I E   M A N T L E Charles Melton only said five words but he has won me over already (also the Pussycats!!)
  • Pop Tate :(((((( I feel so bad for him
  • “It’s like the angel of death had come to Riverdale.” “Jeez Pop, lighten up”
  • let’s talk abt the tension that’s rising between Jughead and Betty already. yikes
  • I literally screamed when Cheryl threatened her mom. I can’t wait to see what happens with her character this season. Madelaine Petsch is an amazing actress
  • My heart literally broke when Archie explained what really happened at Pop’s
  • “You gave me the kiss of life, Archie Andrews. Now I’ve given it to your Dad.” ok Cheryl
  • Fred waking up was anti-climatic ugh I expected more
  • hey jughead maybe next time you should be more specific when you talk to the serpents and tell them not to harm anyone
  • also Jug has probably realized he has dug himself a hole he can’t get out of with the Serpents
  • HELLO HIRAM LODGE. he’s already giving off bad vibes.
  • y’all pray for my boy Archie cause he’s probably going to lose his freaking mind this season
  • GRUNDY!!!! AHHHH DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!!! not surprised that she was still messing around with 15 year old boys
  • In conclusion, our angel of death is someone targeting sweet Archie Andrews and I have a long list of suspects.
[PART 2] When you are best friends with Rocky and you two like to do a lot of skinship

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[PART 1] 

i’m sorry i made you wait this long! >< i really wanted to post this earlier but never actually did, I’M SO SORRY SWEETIE 


Words: 1902

Fluff with slight angst i guess, it’s light but it’s there y’all

Requested by anon ♥

Originally posted by asterocky


A pair of arms wrapped around your waist from behind, making you flinch a little.

“Oh,” Minhyuk let go immediately after you flinched. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you.”

“It’s okay,” you said, trying to keep your voice stable. Your heart was beating fast and you turned back to look at the noodles that were boiling in the pot that was on the stove.

“Looks good,” he beamed, looking at the noodles. “You always make the best noodles _____.”

You glanced at him and smiled a little. “Thanks.”

“Is food ready yet?” Myungjun asked from the living room of the dorm, that was also ASTRO’s dining area due to lack of space and you could see into the kitchen from the living room.

“Just a few minutes,” you told him, stirring the noodles in the pot.

The members took out plates, cutlery, and glasses and took them into the living room. They laid them all on the small table there and came back into the kitchen to get drinks.

“What do you want to drink _____?” Jinwoo asked, holding the fridge’s door open.

You turned to look at him. “Just water tha-“ you stopped mid-sentence when you felt immense pain in your hand. You turned around and pulled your hand away from the hot stove with a frown. “Ouch,” you hissed at the pain and moved to the sink straight away.

“Are you okay?” Jinwoo asked immediately, hurrying over to you. You opened the faucet and held your hand under the cold water. “Were you badly burnt?” he asked, standing next to you while looking at your hand.

“I don’t know,” you felt your hand shake a little under the icy water. “But it did hurt a lot.”

“What’s going on?” Minhyuk came into the kitchen and was confused when he saw you two standing side by side at the sink.

“_____ burnt herself,” Jinwoo told him, making Minhyuk hurry over at the speed of light.

“What? What happened?” he asked and you felt him put his hand on your back gently.

Normally you wouldn’t have noticed small things like that. Now you did, however. You had been paying attention to the amount of skinship Minhyuk did with you for a few weeks already. Before that, you had never thought much about it but the thought of him maybe having feelings for you made you see the skinship in a new light. Now the skinship felt weird and it made your heart flutter so much that you felt like you would pass out.  

“Should we go to the hospital?” Dongmin asked after all the members had gathered in the kitchen.

“It’s not that bad,” you said. “It’s just a small one. I know how to treat it.”

“But-“

“I’m fine, really,” you cut Bin off. “It doesn’t look bad and it’ll be fine if I keep a clean bandage over it or something.”

The members were worried but didn’t want to force you to go to the hospital, so you just stayed in the dorm and ate the noodles that were now a little overcooked.


There was a knock on the door. “_____?” Minhyuk’s voice called your name and he opened the door a little to peek in.

“Hmm?” you hummed, sitting on his bed. “What is it?” you asked and put your phone down.

“Are you really okay?” he asked and came in, closing the door behind him. He came to sit down next to you.

“Yeah,” you smiled.

“Does it hurt?” he asked and grabbed your hand gently, making sure he wouldn’t touch the burn.

“It does,” you admitted. “But I’ve had worse pain so this doesn’t feel too bad. I’ll be okay.”

He leaned closer and rested his forehead on your shoulder, leaning on you. “I’m glad you’re okay,” he said quietly.

You felt your heart beat fast and you were getting nervous. He noticed you fidgeting a little.

“What’s wrong?” he straightened up and looked at you.

“Nothing,” you lied with a small smile.

“You suck at lying,” he gave you a look. “Besides, you have been avoiding my touch for the past week or so which is totally not normal for you.”

“It’s nothing, really,” you didn’t want to have this conversation with him.

“We are best friends, we should be able to tell everything to each other, right?”

“It’s nothing, please Minhyuk,” you looked at him. “I don’t want to talk about this.”

He was quiet for a moment. “Did…” he paused for a bit as if he was afraid to ask what he was about to ask.

“What?”

“Did something happen?” he looked worried.

“What do you mean?” you asked, confused.

“Did someone… do something to you?” he asked, looking more and more worried.

“No!” you shook your head immediately. “No, no, no. Nothing like that happened. I’m fine, everything is okay.”

He looked at you for a bit. “Are you sure?”

“Don’t worry about me,” you said.

“I can’t just not worry about you,” he argued.

“Please, just forget about it.”

“Why are you so uncomfortable around me these days?” he asked.

“Minhyuk I don’t want to talk about it,” you hoped he would just drop it.

“Why? Did I do something? Are you dating someone?” he blurted out without even thinking.

“No, you didn’t do anything and I’m not dating,” you sighed. “I just simply don’t want to talk about it.”

“I really don’t understand you,” he said. “You used to like hanging out with me.”

“Please, just shut up,” you were getting annoyed.

“Excuse me?”

“Just shut up!” you exploded. “I don’t want to talk with you about this!”

He was dumbfounded by the sudden change in your behavior. You buried your face in your hands and let out a frustrated sigh. “I’m sorry.”

“I’ll let you cool down for a bit,” he left the room without looking back.


You walked into the living room where the members were after being in the room for some time, trying to clear your thoughts. You didn’t see Minhyuk.

“Where did Minhyuk go?” you asked them.

“He left to go practice,” Bin said.

“Oh…” you looked at the clock, which said 4:56 pm. “It’s his day off, though… Do you think he would mind me dropping by?”

“Of course he wouldn’t,” they replied.

You left the dorm and walked to the practice room that was quite close to the dorm. You got in using the password the boys had given you. After you got in, you walked to the end of the hallway and opened the practice room’s door a little. Minhyuk was sitting against the mirrored wall, his face buried in his hands and his elbows resting on his knees.

You stepped in and closed the door behind you. He lifted his face. “You came?” he asked.

You just nodded and walked over to him. After hesitating for a bit, you sat down right next to him and leaned on him like he usually did to you. He stayed silent.

“I’m sorry for saying those things back at the dorm,” you apologized with a quiet voice. “I felt uncomfortable talking about why I haven’t been… myself around you lately.”

He didn’t say anything and just stared at his hands.

“I’ve been thinking. About all the skinship between us two.”

You straightened up and turned a little to face him. He turned his head to look at you. You took a breath before leaning closer to him and pecking his lips quickly. It took him completely off-guard and he stared at you, surprised after you pulled away. You looked away, feeling shy.

“Lately I’ve…. I’ve been thinking, maybe there’s something behind all the skinship. Like… feelings?”

He looked at you quietly, still surprised by your kiss.

“That’s why I’ve been acting weirdly lately. The skinship started feeling very different after I had the thought “maybe he likes me”.”

There was a silence. “But I mean, if you don’t like me, it’s okay, I’d rather be friends with someone I like than break ties with someone who doesn’t like me back,” you said.

“I do like you,” he said. “A lot.”

You turned your head. “As a friend?”

“No,” he shook his head. “I really do like you.”

Again, a silence. You just looked at each other, unsure how to react. You felt happy so a smile appeared on your lips.

“That’s great,” you whispered.

He chuckled a little. “You seem relieved.”

“Why wouldn’t I be? Do you know how scared I was? I kept thinking ‘what if he rejects me and our friendship is over?’ and that really freaked me out.”

“You value our friendship that much?” he asked, tilting his head a little.

“Don’t you?”

He smiled widely. “Of course I do. You’re my best friend. I would never let you go.”

“So… are we a couple now?” you asked hesitantly.

He hummed, thinking about it. “If you don’t mind keeping it a secret from others.”

“How about the other members?”

“Oh, please,” he let out a laugh. “They’ve been suspecting us since day one. I think we should tell them but it’s probably not going to make much of a difference.”

You chuckled. “Yeah, I guess so.”

He smiled, looking at you. Then he leaned on you and placed his head on your shoulder.

“I’m really glad you came to hang out with us today.”

“Me too,” you said and looked at your hand. “I just wish this hadn’t happened,” you lifted your hand a little. “Do you think it’s going to leave a scar?”

“I don’t really know much about burns but even if it does scar, I don’t care. I’ll love you anyway.”

“Ugh,” you nudged him playfully. “I know we just confessed our feelings and all but please keep your cheesiness to yourself.”

“No way,” he laughed and nudged you back. “Cheesy comments are the best when shared with someone.”

“Then find someone else to say them to,” you said. “I really hate things like that,” you tried to get up but he clung onto you. “Yah, let go.”

“Never,” he smiled and eventually you two fell over to the floor, both laughing.

You sat up, still laughing. “Hey,” he said and you turned your head to look at him. He was very close to your face when you turned your head which surprised you a bit. You closed your eyes, expecting a kiss.

“No more kissing please!” a voice made Minhyuk pull away from you before he could kiss you. You both looked at the doorway where Sanha was standing, the rest of the members behind him.

“What are you doing here?” Minhyuk asked, a little annoyed.

“That’s not important,” Sanha left the question unanswered. “What’s important here is that I was right all along! You two are dating!”

“We became a couple like five minutes ago Sanha,” Minhyuk pointed out.

“That doesn’t change anything!” he said, his voice cracking, which made you chuckle since you found it cute.

“Congrats!” Dongmin congratulated you two behind Sanha.

The others entered the room and you started talking about things and joking around like you usually did and it didn’t take long before the room was filled with laughter. The only thing that was different from a few weeks ago was that this time, instead of a friend, the one sitting next to you was your boyfriend.

EXO REACT: Getting trapped in an elevator with you

Anonymous said to kpopgroupsreact:
Hello! I don’t know if you’ve done this already, if so then sorry I didn’t know but could you do a bts/exo/got7(you can do all three or just one I don’t mind which one to do) getting trapped in an elevator with their girlfriend? Like what would they do I guess? Ii don’t know. Sorry for my bad English.


Your English is fine, love! <3 I did do a similar reaction to this with BTS here -but I will do one for EXO now and then one for GOT7 and BTS (because I didn’t do it for their girlfriend, just a crush) a little later.

I kind of went wild with this, so if you didn’t like it and want me to do a more serious one then please let me know!


Suho: I do not doubt for a second (and I will make deals with the devil for my soul on this) that Mr. Suho would take this opportunity to get up and close with you.

“Don’t worry, I’m here. And since we’re alone y/n…”

Of course, it’s just to reassure you that you’re safe with him.

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Xiumin: Would definitely be the most normal one there is. (The standard is pretty low tbh)

“Don’t be scared y/n-ah.”

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

Lay:

Would randomly jump from convo to convo. One minute he’s pressing the help button, the next he’s talking about food and then he opts to show you how to properly do fan-chants for him.

Help this child…please. Or help me.

Originally posted by wonhae-manhi-manhi

Baekhyun:

Would crack jokes and make weird faces and sounds because he’s Baekhyun and also because he’s nervous too, and this is what he does because it’s better to laugh in these situations so as to avoid panicking and yeah.

Originally posted by sefuns

D.O.:

Time to show her what a man I am.

Would probably be calm at first, saying that help should be on it’s way and to not freak out and to trust him and he’s got the situation under control and maybe distract you with something like maybe dancing I don’t really know, I mean it’s Kyungsoo so. A little while later you might start to question his sanity.

Originally posted by daenso

Chanyeol: Is actually a three year old so…he would use this opportunity to make you worry about him. It’s just to distract you though.

“Y/N what will we dooo. I’m too young to die!”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Chen: He’d probably start discussing life with you.

I’m sorry but…after the glasses, he’s Professor Chen to me now. Philosophical AF.

Originally posted by ackerbaes

Kai: Would probs be the second most normal one after Xiumin. He’d try to be funny but fail miserably because this kid is well…this kid, and the sweet thing would be is that he’s trying to make you comfortable in this situation and besides his un-funniness is pretty funny.

“I guess we’re in a tight situation. Get it? Get it, cause it’s a tight space?” (forgive me)

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Sehun: Cocky AF because he thinks you’re liking being stuck in an elevator just because you two are alone.

“Well look at that y/n, I guess the universe listened to you this once. You have me alone and all to yourself now. Lucky you.”

Originally posted by r-velvets

BTS reaction: waking up to red-stained sheets

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A/N: My mum is forcing me to study for my driver’s test that I have in like 3 weeks, so that’s why I might be a bit slow in getting these reactions out, but I’m working on them!


Jin/Kim Seokjin: 

I do think he would freak out a bit at first, because he wouldn’t realize it was because of your period. He’d just see red and panic. Once he realizes though, I think he would be kind of ashamed of his reaction tbh. Like, it’s a natural thing that you can’t do anything about. And he’d be especially ashamed if you seemed embarrassed. So I think he would apologize, and then tell you to go clean up while he takes care of the bed.

Originally posted by softlytaejin


Suga/Min Yoongi: 

He wouldn’t be too bothered tbh. But I think they way he acts depends on you. If you seem embarrassed, he’ll just simply tell you to g clean up while he deals with the bed in a very nonchalant way, just to ensure that you know that he isn’t bothered by it and that you can be comfortable around him. But, if you’ve had you period around him a few times before, so you know he’s chill with it, he’ll act like it’s the biggest inconvenience ever, and complain non-stop.

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou


J-Hope/Jung Hoseok: 

I feel like he is similar to Jin. Like, you having your period is not the first thing that would come to mind, but rather that you or him are hurt somewhere. So I think he’ll start to look at you to see if he can find a scratch or wound somewhere. But when he sees your flushed face he will connect the dots and be like “oh, you got your period? Good, I thought something worse had happened. I’ll take care of this, so go take a shower or something.”. I just think that when it comes to periods, he would be one of the most chill members, because of his older sister, and also because while he is goofy he is also very mature.

Originally posted by yoongis--babygirl


Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon: 

I think he is the kind of person who is kind of slow when he wakes up. Like, he wouldn’t realize the stains are blood at first. But once he’s more awake, I do think he would just assume that you had your period. I feel like he is the kind of person to be aware of the fact that you’ve probably had your period around him sometime before, even if he might not know exactly when. So he would just be like “ah, okay. It’s happened now.”. But I do think he would ask you if he should take care of the sheets, or if you’d rather have him go to a store to get you something. Not because he finds the blood disgusting, but rather because he’s not very experienced with a washing machine.

Originally posted by choke-me-namjoon


Jimin/Park Jimin: 

I think he’d be similar to Jin in the sense that he would freak out at first before he figures out where the blood comes from, and then he’ll be ashamed because he freaked out over something so natural, that was pretty much bound to happen at some point. But, I do think he would lowkey find it kinda disgusting. He does seem like he would be a tiny bit squeamish with blood in general, and especially period blood. He wouldn’t let you know though, because he knows that it would make you feel bad. So he would just suck it up, and tell you to go take a shower and change clothes while he takes care of the sheets.

Originally posted by girlmeetsyoongismixtape


V/Kim Taehyung: 

Like Namjoon, he would be kinda confused as to what the red stains were. Not necessarily because he hasn’t quite woken up yet, but because he would just not think of blood as the first alternative. But when he does figure out where they come from, he’ll be kinda like Yoongi, I think. Like, periods aren’t a big deal to him. So if you’re embarrassed, he’ll take care of it with no complaint whatsoever. But if you already know he’s chill with it, he will act like it’s a huge deal and the most disgusting thing ever.

Originally posted by yourhopeyourangeeel


Jungkook/Jeon Jeongguk: 

He is definitely the type to freak out. He wouldn’t have paid the possibility of you having periods a single thought, and would find this a very unpleasant reminder. I think he would try to get out of helping you out with the bed and so on because he, like Jimin, would find it kinda disgusting. But he wouldn’t make it obvious, so he’d probably end up doing it anyways, unless you told him you’re out of painkillers or something.

Originally posted by bangtanofarmys

No, but like seriously, I think Jikook got lost or something in Hawaii while they were supposed to be together with others because remember when we simply didn’t see them with rest of the members? Yeah they got their own private Bon Voyage mission to chill and be happy and adopt small geckos and turtles. I don’t know what I’m gonna do when it will come out but I will probably cry a lot and scream just like I’m doing now and ‘s  a freaking teaser I should calm my tits but like–

Concuss and In Love

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: Slight injury (mild concussion), Language (I dropped the f-bomb a few times, sorry I swear like a sailor), So fluffy it will rot your teeth out

Word count: 2088

A/N: So, this was written spur of the moment today. No outline, no plan, I just picked up my phone in the car and started typing. This was written for @thing-you-do-with-that-thing or as most of you know her by Kari’s SPN Hiatus Writing Challenge Week 7. The prompt was “Stop filming me, moron!”. I added a word to it to make it flow in the story hope that’s ok. I am not a nurse or doctor, but I did do research on concussions and at home treatments so if any of this is wrong I apologize. Sorry if this is complete shit like I said it was written in like a few hours. No beta so all mistakes are mine. And I always forget to add this but none of the GIF’s or pics are mine except for the text and social media posts and supply basket edit. Those were created by me. 

Summary: You are enjoying a nice relaxing morning in your home, when your husband Jensen comes home early scaring the crap out of you. This fright, however, may have been a little more dangerous than Jensen thought.

Originally posted by findyourownhappyending

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Invisible, Chapter Nineteen

Summary: Cursed as a child, you have lived your entire life invisible and alone. When deaths start happening in your town, the Winchesters come rolling in to investigate. What will happen when Dean is the first one who has been able to see you since you were a kid? Will Sam believe that you’re real? Will Dean believe you when you tell him you haven’t killed anyone? And why, after all of this time, is Dean Winchester the only one who can see you?

Invisible Masterlist - Previous Chapter

word count: ~1950

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HVFF Nashville Wrap Up

It’s midnight. This is the first second I’ve had to sit down and write about Nashville. I was knee deep in SDCC planning with my Just About Write ladies today. It’s gonna be lit folks! We can’t wait to cover it for you.

So… I decided to go to HVFF Nashville for one reason and one reason only. M*lissa B*noist was attending and my daughter could meet Supergirl. The obsession runs deep my friends. When M*lissa canceled Lauren was absolutely devastated and I was in a bit of a panic. Primarily because I didn’t know what else she would enjoy at HVFF. She’s not allowed to watch Arrow. She’s only seen a few clips, but Lauren loves Felicity Smoak. Hand to God this is how she described the show to a friend.

Friend: What’s Arrow

(The friend overhead my husband and I discussing my blog)

Lauren: It’s about Felicity Smoak. She is super smart and loves computers like I do. She fights crime.

Friend: Okaaaay. But… who is Arrow?

Lauren: (completely blasé) Oh. He’s just Felicity’s boyfriend.

I mean…. she’s not entirely wrong. She also possibly summed up 95% of the fandom’s view of the show, so I give her points for that. But… Emily Bett Rickards wasn’t going to be there. So, I was unsure of her level of excitement over Stephen.

Turns out she was pretty excited to meet him. 

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anonymous asked:

Reddie comforting each other headcanons? (Sad/scared/asthma attack/etc)

!!!! sure :))

 as soon as eddie freaks out, richie does too. maybe twice as much. he probably shouldn’t think this way, but with some much wrong w eddie, he fears that he could drop dead any momemt!! 

 when nothing is wrong, richie thinks he can take care of him and keep him safe. richie should be much better at this by now, but he isn’t

 as soon as eddie starts to panic, richie is like “FUCK okay um count to 10? i read that somewhere once? shit eddie um fuck holy crap” he looks back at the losers like “are you guys just gonna stand there?? he’s DYING!!!” 

 eddie soon catches his breath, much to richie’s dismay, and probably starts giggling or something and richie would turn to him, and extremely relieved that he’s well, but also embarrassed. he would hug him first, but then ask, “you think this is a joke?? what’s so funny!! i was worried SICK eddie”

 whenever richie is upset, eddie lets him rant for hours, even if the rant starts to drift off into some other story or something complete irrelevant. richie can normally deal w things himself, so eddie knows that when he comes to him, he really needs to vent and just someone to listen. so he doesn’t butt in unless richie asks him something. he’ll listen forever with his hand on richie’s back and his head on his shoulder.

whenever eddie is upset, richie lets him cry for however long he needs. i think eddie would curl up w his head on richie’s lap or like sat up against a wall with his legs sprawled out over richie’s lap, one or the other. he lets him cry for ever but he always grabs him by the shoulders after and reminds him that he is strong and he can’t let things get to him like that

 when eddie has the unnerving feeling that maybe pennywise wouldn’t wait 27 years, maybe he would come back sooner and stop by for a visit, richie would grab his face and look him dead in the eyes and tells him the exact same thing he said at the neibolt street house and eddie believers him every time!

 once eddie told richie he had a bad day and richie grabbed his face, squishing his cheeks and kissed him on the forehead, and eddie’s whole mood flipped around

 but most of the time richie puts him in a choke hold and noogies him and says, “lighten up eds!!” 




Yes - Harry Styles Mini Series (Part 4)

Originally posted by pinkharold

Part 3

*Word Count 5,135

That next morning you woke up in bed alone. You groaned wrapping the sheets around you because you were freezing. All of a sudden you heard shouting and looked over at Harry pacing out on the balcony. He was on the phone with someone and you’ve never seen him so angry. 

Yes, over the years you two have had your fair share of arguments where you both had gotten angry, but he never got that upset. 

“I don’t fucking care! I’m not going to use my girlfriend as a way to sell albums! I don’t give a shit if it helps my name get out there and publicity. I already told you that I wanted my music to do the talking! Not who I’m dating or seen with! And to go behind my back like that and invade my privacy! I can’t believe that someone from my own fucking team did it,” he screamed. 

You sighed wanting to go out there and calm him down, but all of a sudden you felt a lurch in your stomach and quickly ran into the bathroom. After get sick a few times, you sat against the wall and wiped your mouth. You sighed tilting your head back and closing your eyes. 

When the sick feeling subsided, you reached into your bag to find some medicine. You had some anti-nausea medicine for when you traveled and would get motion sickness, but when you looked through your bag it was when you noticed something that you knew the medicine would no longer help. 

You had an entire supply of feminine products that you had yet to use. You quickly did the math in your head and realized that you should have had your period by now.  

No. No. No. No. No. You mumbled to yourself as you went back into the room and grabbed your phone. You had an app on your phone and it would tell you when you were supposed to be having your period. When you clicked on it, you saw that you were more than a few days late, but what freaked you out, even more, was that the week you were in New York was also the week that was highlighted as a “Best Chance of Getting Pregnant” week. 

Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 

For the second time that morning, you found yourself running to the bathroom. 

**

“Jeff, I don’t care. You better find out who arranged it and when you do, they’re fired,” he said before hanging up. 

He was beyond pissed at this point and knew he needed to calm down. He decided to head to the gym. He went back into the room and saw you walking out of the bathroom. 

“Hey, is everything okay?” He asked. 

“Yeah,” you mumbled. “I’m just… uh… not feeling well.” 

“Do you have a fever?” He asked. 

“I don’t think so,” you sighed sitting on the bed. 

“Do you want to run to the store and get you some things?” He asked. 

“No, I’m just going to get some rest,” you said. 

“Do you mind if I go to the gym for an hour or do you need me here?” He asked. 

“Oh, no I’ll be fine,” you said. “How’d the phone call go?” 

He sighed grabbing his gym clothes from his bag and changing. “Not well,” he said. “Jeff didn’t know anything, but then he had the audacity to say that even though it wasn’t ideal, it helps to get my name out there.” 

“Wow,” you said. 

“I know, I told him I didn’t care and want to know who sold me out because the second I do, they’re fired,” he said. 

You nodded laying back on the bed. 

“Are you sure you don’t need anything?” He asked. 

“Yeah, I’m sure,” you said. 

He looked at you suspiciously but just gave you a kiss on the forehead. “I’ll have my phone if you need anything,” he said.

“Okay,” you said. 

He grabs his gym bag and walked out of the room. Once you were sure he was gone, you grabbed your phone and called Manny. 

“What?” He groaned into the phone when he answered it. 

“I-I need you to do me a favor,” you said. 

“This early in the morning?” He groaned. 

“It’s not that early,” you sighed. “And this is serious.” 

“Okay, what it is?” He asked. 

You sighed. “I-I need you to go to the drugstore and buy a pregnancy test.” 

“Why would I need to get- HOLY SHIT ARE YOU PREGNANT!” He screamed. 

“No! I mean I don’t fucking know,” you sighed. “Which is why I need you to get the test and we both know that I can’t exactly go and buy it without the chance of someone seeing.” 

“Does Harry know?” He asked. 

“No, he doesn’t. He’s at the gym right now, so you should have time to run there and bring it back and you can’t tell him or mention it to him,” you said quickly. 

“You’re going to have to tell him, you know,” he said. 

“He doesn’t have to know anything unless I’m pregnant,” you said. 

He sighed, “Okay, I’ll be there in ten.” 

You hung up the phone and laid back. You didn’t know what you were going to do. 

**

Manny arrived with the test in hand a few minutes later. You let him in and he sat on the bed. 

“So, you’re going to take it without Harry knowing about it?” He asked. 

“Yes, I don’t want to freak him out when it could be nothing to freak out about,” you said. 

“I still think you should at least tell him that you two had a scare,” he said. “But I thought you were on Birth Control anyway.” 

“I am,” you sighed. “But sometimes if you don’t take it at the exact time every day it might not be as effective…” 

“But you still use other forms of protection right?” He asked. 

“We didn’t in New York,” you mumbled. “I mean we didn’t exactly plan on hooking up, so we didn’t have other means of protection handy.” 

“Do you want me to stay while you take it?” He asked. 

“Please,” you whispered. 

He nodded and you grabbed the bag and go into the bathroom. You opened up the test and read the directions. After you took the test, you set the timer on your phone and sat next to Manny on the bed. You both were silent until the timer went off. 

You felt sick again, but you knew it was from the nerves. You looked down at the test and saw the word “PREGNANT” written across the little screen. You immediately broke down in tears and Manny wrapped his arms around you. 

He rubbed your back and let you cry onto his shoulder. 

“What am I going to do?” You cried. 

“I don’t know, but you need to talk to Harry about it,” he whispered. 

You shook your head. “I can’t… I mean not right now. He’s going through so much and I-” You cried. 

“Y/N, you need to tell him. You don’t have to go through this alone. I mean it is his baby right?” He asked. 

“Of course it is,” you sighed. 

“Then you need to tell him,” he whispered. 

“He should be back from the gym soon,” you mumbled. 

“Do you want me to leave?” He asked. 

“No, but you probably should,” you whispered. 

He nodded and gave you a hug before walking out the door. You were freaking out and you didn’t know what you were going to do. You sat on the bed with your knees to your chest. You hid the pregnancy test under the pillow when you heard the door open. 

Harry walked in and threw his bag on the ground. “Hey baby, feeling better?” He asked leaning into kiss you. 

You turned your head away and he looked at you confused. “What’s wrong?” He asked. 

“I think you should leave,” you whispered. 

“Wait, what?” He asked. 

“I think you should leave. I think you should pack your things and move on,” you sniffled. 

“Y/N, baby, what are you talking about?” He said. “You’re scaring me.” 

“You just need to go,” you said pushing him away. “Just go!” 

“Not until you tell me what’s wrong,” he said grabbing your hands as you hit them against his chest. 

“Everything is wrong! Everything is ruined,” you cried. “I’m just going to hold you back, so just go!” 

“Baby, I think we should call a doctor,” he said. “What’s going on?” 

“I’m not sick,” you sniffled. 

“Then what’s wrong, please tell me,” he whispered taking your face into his hands and making you look at him. 

“You’re going to hate me,” you whispered. “You’re going to leave me.” 

“No, I’m not. I love you, I’m not leaving you again,” he whispered. “Just please tell me what’s wrong.” 

“I-I’m” you whispered. “I’m pregnant.” 

All color drained from his face and his hands dropped to his sides. “W-What?” He asked. 

You got the test from underneath the pillow and showed it to him. He took it in his hands and saw that it was positive. “But we’ve been safe…” he whispered. “And you’re on the pill.” 

“The pill is only 100% effective if you take it at the exact same time each day and when I’m traveling… with time zones and everything, it throws me off. So, I guess when we were in New York… the pill wasn’t as safe…” you sniffled. 

“You knew?” He said. “I told you that we shouldn’t have because I didn’t have any protection, but you said that we were fine.” 

“Because I thought we were! Damn it we only did it a couple of times and I figured that being on the pill, in general, was better than nothing! Do you think I wanted this right now? Do you think I purposely got pregnant?” You said. 

“No! I don’t, but I just.. this can’t be fucking happening right now,” he said running his hands through his hair. 

“See this is why you should just leave,” you sniffled. 

Harry turned around and looked over at you. “Do you honestly think I’m would just leave?” He whispered. “That I would just leave you to raise this baby or leave you alone while you dealt with this?” 

You shook your head. He walked over to you and wrapped you in his arms. “When I said I’m never leaving you and that I was going to be with you forever, I meant it,” he whispered. 

“But you don’t have time to worry about a baby,” you sniffled. “Your album is coming out in a few weeks, then you have your movie in the summer and touring later on in the year. You’d be in the middle of a tour when the baby would be born.” 

“Is this the most opportune time for us? Hell no,” he sighed. “But that doesn’t mean I’m just going to abandon you,” he sniffled. 

“What are we going to do?” You whispered laying your head against his chest. 

“Well, we should probably consider our options first and then go from there,” he whispered. 

“I want to have the baby,” you whispered. “I don’t know how we’re going to fucking have a baby, but I could never personally go through the other options.” 

“Hey, we’ll figure it out,” he said. “But before we do anything, you should see a doctor. I want to make sure everything is okay with you.” 

“I’ll call my doctor and see if she recommends anyone in the next city,” you sniffled. 

“But baby, it’s going to be okay. We’re going to get through this,” he said. 

“What if we can’t?” You cried. “What if this pulls us apart?” 

“We won’t let that happen,” he said taking your head in his hands again. “We love each other and this baby… our baby was made by and with that love. It won’t break us.” 

You looked at him and couldn’t help, but break down in tears once again. 

**

Over the next few days, things were a little bit different between you and Harry. It wasn’t anything bad, but you could tell that you both were nervous and scared about the pregnancy and the doctor’s appointment. 

The only people who knew about you being pregnant was you and Harry and the Manny. Harry was a little upset that you hadn’t confided in him that morning when you took the test, but he understood your decision in involving Manny. 

You were waiting in the doctor’s office right now and the doctor arranged for you to come before they opened so that none of the other patients might recognize you and Harry. 

Harry held your hand the entire time. “I know this might sound a bit old fashioned, but I kinda always thought I would be in this position after I was married,” he said. 

“Me too,” you sighed. “And I didn’t expect this to happen until I was much closer to thirty.” 

Harry kissed your head and the doctor called you back. They ran a few tests and then gave you an exam before coming back with the results. 

“Okay, Y/N, Harry,” she said. “We have the test results from both your urine and blood tests and they both confirm that you’re pregnant.” 

Tears filled your eyes and Harry took your hand. 

“How far along?” You whispered. 

“A few weeks,” she said. “We go by the date that you start ovulating not when you conceived.” 

You nodded. 

“And just so you know, you do have more than one option,” she stated. 

“We know, but we’ve decided to keep the baby,” you said quietly. 

“Okay, we’ll send these results to your primary doctor and I suggest that you make an appointment with them asap, so you can get your prenatal care started. We can give you some vitamins to start taking, but as far as other care, it’s better for your doctor to assess that,” she said. 

“Thank you,” you whispered. 

“I’ll let you get dressed and be back with the information,” she said. 

You nodded. 

After she left, Harry looked over at you. “Well, looks like Niall is the last one of the group,” he laughed. 

You looked at him confused. “To have a kid? Louis, then Liam, now me,” he said. 

“Oh! Right,” you laughed. “He’s gonna feel the pressure now.” 

You stand up from the table and reach for your shirt when Harry put his hand on your belly. “I can’t believe that our baby is growing inside of there,” he whispered. 

“I know. I’m a whirlwind of emotions right now,” you laughed. “I’m absolutely terrified, but I’m also happy.” 

“I know exactly what you mean,” he whispered. “I keep thinking this is not the best time and I’m scared as hell about it, but I’m having a baby with the love my life,” he smiled. “I’m gonna be a daddy.” 

“Yeah, you are,” you smiled putting your hand over his. 

He leaned down to kiss you and then the nurse came back in. She handed you a packet of information and some vitamin samples to get you started. After you leave, you two head to a nearby Starbucks to grab some breakfast. 

“So, I guess our next step in this whole process would be to tell everyone,” he said. “I mean not everyone, but our families for sure.” 

“Yeah, but I think it would be best to maybe wait a bit,” you said. “I just want to see my own doctor and make sure everything is still going well.”

He nodded. “Will it be after tour?” 

You nodded taking a sip of your green tea. “Luckily I only have a few weeks left,” you said. 

“And then we’ll go from there,” he said taking your hand. “I’ll only be with you for another week and then I’ll be going back to London for a few things and then New York and LA. I’ll be doing quite a bit of traveling once the album is released, so I don’t know how we’ll be able to be together during that time.” 

“I can join you. I’ll be back in LA by the time that you’re there and then I can go to the doctor while I’m back and we can try and figure out when to tell our family,” you said. 

“I just don’t want you to travel any more than you after too because you’ve already been traveling so much and now that… you know… you’ll be traveling for a few more weeks and I want you to be able to take it easy,” he said. 

“And I will. I promise,” you smiled. “And hopefully we can take that nice, romantic vacation together that you promised.” 

“As long as you’re still feeling up to it,” he smiled. 

“I plan on it,” you laughed. 

After a quick bite to eat, the two of you head back to the hotel. You looked through the little pamphlets and information packets that the nurse gave you. 

“Anything interesting?”  He asked jumping on the bed beside you. 

“Yes and no,” you said. “Apparently our baby is only about this big,” you said making an itty bitty circle with your hand. “And it’s going to go from that to like baby sized, which means I’m gonna get fat,” you groaned. “I mean I know I’m not exactly super duper skinny right now, but I’m not like really really big either,” you mumbled. “But I will be.” 

“You’ll be pregnant, not fat and even if you were, I’d still love you,” he said grabbing some of the papers from you and reading them. 

“But would you still find me attractive?” You said. 

“Of course I would,” he said. 

“So, when I look like I’m carrying a 20-pound watermelon under my shirt, you’re still gonna be like all over me and wanting to fuck?” You asked looking at him. 

He looked at you and laughed. 

“What? That’s not funny!” You whined. “I’m being serious.” 

“I know, but I just I wasn’t expecting you to word it like that,” he laughed. “But yes, you could look like you’re carrying a 50+ pound watermelon under your shirt and I would still wanna fuck you every chance I had.” 

“What about stretch marks? Cause there’s gonna be tons of those,” you said. 

“Even then,” he said. 

“What about the aftermath of being pregnant? Like I’m not gonna look the same as I do now,” you said. 

“Baby, you don’t have to worry about me ever not being attracted to you and finding you sexy,” he said. 

“You say that now when I still look like this, but that could change when I start showing,” you said. 

“Actually, I think I’m going to find you even more attractive because I’ll look at you and see our little bundle of love growing inside of you,” he smiled. 

“You’re so fucking cheesy,” you laughed. 

“It’s all those Rom-Coms,” he joked. 

You laughed shaking your head as you laid back on the bed and Harry joined you. 

“This isn’t a mistake right?” You whispered looking over at him. “I mean we’re both still really young and we have our careers going for us. Not to mention that we just got back together.” 

“It’s not a mistake,” he whispered. “Would I change things if I could? Maybe, at least maybe until we were a bit older, but I can’t change it and I don’t want to change it. I’m happy, I really am. At first, I was scared and upset because it wasn’t planned, obviously, but now I couldn’t be more happy and excited.” 

You smiled. “That makes me happy to hear that. I was so scared to tell you that day when I found out,” you whispered. 

He sighed looking over at you. “Baby, I wish you didn’t feel that way.” 

“I know, but I was just afraid of how you would react,” you sighed sadly. “I thought maybe you’d be upset and think that I and this baby would ruin your life.” 

“Y/N, no,” he whispered pulling you on top of him. “You could never ruin my life and a baby couldn’t either.” 

You smiled a bit laying your head down on his chest. He wrapped his arms around you and rubbed your back. “We’re having a baby,” you whispered. 

“I know,” he smiled widely. “We’re going to have a baby just in time for Christmas.” 

“Wow, yeah, we will,” you said. “How do you think our family is going to take it?” 

“I’d hope they’d be happy for us,” he said. 

“Me too, but both your Mom and your sister were apprehensive about us getting back together in the first place, do you really think they’d be happy that we’re having a baby together,” you sighed.

“If they know that I’m happy and that I want this, they’re gonna be thrilled,” he said. 

“And you do want this right?” You asked. 

“Yeah, I do,” he smiled. “And you want this right?” 

“Of course,” you smiled. “Do you want a boy or a girl?” 

“I just want a healthy baby,” he smiled. “I want both my babies to be healthy.” 

You giggled sitting up and lifting your shirt up a bit. Harry smiled and put his hand on your belly for the second time that day. “Hi, baby,” he whispered. “It’s your daddy.” 

You smiled looking down at him. 

“And I love you so much,” he smiled. “And I love your Mummy, so make sure you’re good to her. We don’t want her feeling bad, okay?” 

“I don’t think they can hear you,” you giggled. 

“You don’t know that,” he said. 

“Actually I do,” you laughed. “The baby is only a teeny tiny speck.” 

“That’s so rude! Our baby isn’t a speck,” he laughed. 

“Technically it is,” you laughed. 

Harry rolled his eyes and pulled you back down onto his stomach. You laughed looking up at him. “What was that about?” You asked. 

“Nothing, nothing,” he smirked. “Just wanna cuddle is all.” 

“You and your cuddling,” you joked. 

“Hey! If I remember correctly it was my cuddling that made you fall for me,” he smirked. 

“Just because I literally fell on you and you wrapped your arms around me and had a quick drunken chat doesn’t exactly qualify as cuddling,” you said poking his nose. 

He laughed. “Maybe not, but after that specific moment we did cuddle.” 

“Only because you’re a handsy drunk,” you laughed. “We were talking and you couldn’t keep your hands off me. Ed was laughing his ass off because he thought you were going to regret your actions in the morning.” 

“Well, it seemed to work,” he smirked. “Because now you can’t keep your hands off me.” 

“Oh, whatever,” you rolled your eyes. “Anyway, I want some frozen yogurt.” 

He groaned. “But I don’t want to get up.” 

“Then don’t, I’ll just go all by myself,” you pouted. 

“Ugh, fine,” he said sitting up. “I’ll go, but then we come back and cuddle.” 

“Maybe,” you said grabbing your purse. 

“Y/N,” he whined with a stomp of his foot. 

“What?” You smirked. 

“You’re so mean,” he said wrapping his arms around your shoulders as he walked behind you. “All I wanna do is cuddle with my girlfriend, but noooo you want to frozen yogurt.” 

“Oh my goodness, we’ll come back,” you laughed. “The place is right next door.” 

“We could get it to go,” he said. 

“Sure,” you laughed. 

While the two of you were at the frozen yogurt shop, you could see cameras outside and some fans standing across the street. You bit your lip and sighed. 

“What’s wrong?” Harry asks pouring his flavor of choice into the cup. 

“Seeing the paps outside and the fans has me thinking…” you sighed. “What are we going to do once I start to show? I don’t want to make this huge annoucement or have everyone know about it. Not until we’re ready.” 

“I agree. It’s no one else’s business but ours, our family, and close friends,” he said adding some fruit. “But we’ll figure something out to protect you and the little one.” 

“Speaking of figuring out, did you ever find out who sold you out?” You asked adding some fruit and cookie bits to yours. 

“No, I honestly think Jeff knows, but he won’t tell me,” he sighed. 

“That’s not like him,” you said. “But I mean, do you think it was him though?” 

“That did cross my mind, but I wouldn’t see him doing that,” he said. 

“Maybe he thought it would be okay since you’ve sort of done in it in the past,” you said putting your cup on the weighing station. 

The cashier adds up the totals and Harry pays before handing you yours. You quickly take a bite and he gets his change before putting it all in the tip jar and grabbing his. 

“There’s a huge difference between those “relationships” and ours,” he said taking a bite. “Those were arranged strickly for publictiy. I mean sure, I got on with them, but there wasn’t any feelings there.” 

“Good to know,” you mumbled as you walked back to the hotel. 

“Baby, you know you’re the only one that’s ever had my heart,” he smirked. 

You laughed sneaking a spoonful of his yogurt. 

“Hey! That’s mine,” he groaned. 

“Hey, I’m eating for two now,” you whispered. 

“I still can’t believe it,” he said shaking his head. 

“Me either, but it’s happening,” you said. 

He smiled and wrapped his arm around your shoulder again. “Now, back to the conversation, maybe he did and maybe he did it with good intentions but the paps took it too far,” he sighed. “But either way, I would be really disappointed because he could have at least told me.” 

“Yeah,” you nodded. 

**

When you got back up to the hotel, you decided to change into something more comfortable. Before you put your shirt on, however, you looked at yourself in the mirror. 

“It’s crazy to think that there’s something in there,” you whispered looking down at your stomach. 

“Yeah and to think it was all because we fucked,” Harry said with a big mouthful of yogurt. 

You picked up a pillow from the couch and threw it at him. 

“Oi! What was that for?” He laughed. 

“You make it sound like we just hooked up and out comes a baby,” you said. 

“I was joking,” he laughed. 

You bit your lip again and then looked over at him. “You know how you said eariler at the doctor’s that you had always thought you would be married before you had kids?” You asked. 

“Yeah,” he said. 

“When you thought of that, did you ever- did you ever hope that it would be with me?” You whispered. 

“That I would have the babies with you and that we’d be married?” He asked. 

You nodded. 

“Come here,” he said opening his arms. 

You walked over and sat on his lap. He wrapped his arms around you and you leaned against his chest. 

“When I was younger, I’d always hoped that I would meet the girl of my dreams and fall in love, get married, and have babies,” he laughed. “I thought that was what people did you know? I mean that’s what they do in the movies and in love songs.” 

“But then, my life changed and I was traveling and girls were throwing themselves at me and people were trying to use me and I started wondering if I’d ever find that person for me. I knew I was still young and that I wasn’t even thinking about marriage or kids then, but it didn’t mean that I didn’t want someone to love.” he whispered. 

“Then you came to Ed’s party and I had always been a huge fan of you and thought you were so hot, but once we started talking, even though we were both shitfaced,” he laughed. “I felt something with you that I never felt with anyone. I remember when Ed told me how I was that night with you, I was so embarrased and thought I fucked up any chance I had to ask you out, but somehow I didn’t and we went out for breakfast one morning.” 

“And that first year we were together, I kept picturing a future with you. I pictured us going on holidays to celebrate our anniversaries. I thought about going to a ring shop one day and picking out the best ring for you and planning this huge romantic propsal. And you walking down the aisle and us getting married and spending our lives together and everything that goes along with that,” he smiled. 

“However, things got in the way and we broke up. I was devestated because not only did I lose you, but I lost the future that I pictured us having,” he whispered. “And each time we tried getting back together, my hope grew back, only to be let down again.” 

“And now?” You asked. “What do you feel now?” 

“I feel like… no I know that one day we’ll get married and that this baby is just the first of many,” he smiled putting his hand on your belly. 

“Oh really?” You giggled. “You’re just so sure that I’m gonna carry more than one baby.” 

He laughed. “Well not anytime soon, but one day.” 

You shook your head with a laugh and put your head on his shoulder and your face in his neck. “I’m scared, Harry,” you whispered after a bit. 

“I know baby, I am too, but we have each other,” he whispered. “And we’re going to get through this together.” 

“What if I’m a horrible mother?” You sniffled. “Or what if this is my last tour and my career is over.” 

“You’re not going to be a horrible mother. You’re going to be the best damn mother ever and our baby is going to love you so much,” he smiled. “And there are plenty of female artists who are Mums and still kill it on stage and have a career.” 

“But can I do that?” You whispered. 

“If anyone can do it, it’s you baby,” he smiled. “You’re too fucking talented and amazing not to.” 

You smiled a bit. “I love you,” you whispered. “You can always make me feel better.” 

“I love you too and that’s my job, baby,” he smiled kissing your head. 

“Now, I believe you wanted to cuddle,” you giggled. 

He smirked laying you both back on the bed. You smiled cuddling up to him as much as you could. Both of you were scared of what was happening, but you had each other and that was all that mattered. 


**I feel like this part was all over the place and doesn’t make sense… Sorry! I hope you like it anyway! 

Hidan, Kisame, and Kakuzu Reacting to Their Fem!S/o Telling Them They’re Pregnant

@lilysflowershop here you go darling! I hope you don’t mind but I’m splitting your request up into two parts for the sake of length. But I’m working on Itachi and Konan’s headcanons now!! Thanks for the support and thanks for the request, hope you enjoy!

Trigger Warning: I do mention abortion (referred to as termination in this case)

Other than that, this post is SFW, it’s just long.

Hidan:

Originally posted by psychajin

  • We’re gonna start with him because why not?
  • Out of all of them he is certainly NOT the happiest person about this. He did not have kids ANYWHERE on his life agenda.
  • Oh gosh, I feel really bad for his s/o because she knows that kids were not on his life agenda and she’s mortified to tell him. Hell, she probably doesn’t tell him first because she’s that scared. She’ll probably confide in Konan or Kakuzu (I have a feeling that Kakuzu and Hidan’s s/o get a long very well). If she confides in Konan, she comforts Hidan’s s/o. If she confides in Kakuzu, he’s gonna be likes “…Well when are you going to tell him? Why are you telling me?” - although Kakuzu is generally concerned, he’s not going to admit it and still be his frigid self.
  • His s/o would catch him in a good mood before she tells him at all, that’s the key to all of this. The man has a short fuse, his s/o doesn’t need it taken out on her or their unborn child.
    • “H-Hey Hidan. How’re you?” 
    •  “Pretty alright. Sasori and Deidara took the mission Kakuzu and I were supposed to have so we get to stay back and relax. Which means you and I can relax…or do something more fun.
    • “Heh-heh, yeah…about that…”  
    • “Are you feeling alright? You look, well, like shit.” 
    • “Hidan. If I tell you something, do you promise not to get mad…?” “Depends. What is it?” 
    •  “Well…” 
    •  “Spit it out dammit.” 
    • “I’m pregnant.” 
    •  Silence for .5 seconds and then “SON OF A MOTHER F—— @$!&&&!#@$!) 
  • The first thing Hidan does after she tells him is take the box of condoms from the bed side table and set them on fire. Calling them “fucking useless” in the process. He doesn’t even look at his s/o, he can’t bring himself to. He’s spewing cuss words like no tomorrow, his s/o is on the verge of tears, it is a mess. After the condoms are gone he grabs his scythe and mutters something about “going to make a sacrifice” and leaves without even a glance. Although, he definitely knows that his s/o is crying when he leaves. 
  • Hidan is feeling a whole bag of emotions, he can’t even sacrifice right. He builds the alter wrong, he fails to catch a victim, he’s a mess. He can’t wrap his head around the fact that there is someone who’s carrying his offspring. And they were so careful because this is literally the last thing they wanted, the last thing he wanted! 
  • Hidan is extremely mad, but it’s not the dry type of mad he would get when an enemy pisses him off. It was more of the wet type of mad that he experiences with his s/o. This type of mad comes with wet eyes and a closed off throat. He’s just so pissed that he wasn’t more careful. Maybe he should’ve done more than just condoms, maybe he and his s/o should’ve gone with the morning after pill, or have some back-up for their back-up. And now his s/o has to go through all this trouble while he just watches?
  • Hidan is one of the Akatsuki who I think is VERY protective of his s/o. This is due to him being immortal: he’s immortal, they are not, there is the possibility that he can lose them. So when in battle or any dangerous situation, he usually takes all of their hits and keeps them safe. Let’s be real though, once your Hidans you’re his for good. And he’s pissed because he can’t protect them from. He’s not that stupid, he knows how childbirth works and he can only imagine the complications to go with it. He can’t protect them from this, he got them into this, and he’s beating himself up over it. 
  • Oh and he’s practically pissing himself at the thought of raising a child. He doesn’t even know where to begin, how do you change a diaper? What the hell is a bassinet? He doesn’t even know that you’re supposed to warm a bottle before feeding a baby. The only thing he knows about babies is that they’re annoying, they cry, they smell, and suck the life out of you. He’s SO not on board for any of that, it’s just not the life for him.
    • Also, I fully believe that the idea of a child doesn’t appeal to him because he’s immortal. He does not age, his kid does, his s/o does. He hates the idea that one day his kid is going to be older than him and will age past him and die (same deal with his s/o). He doesn’t want to have to watch that, it’s one of his greatest fears. Don’t bring it up unless you want to die. 
  • He’s going to blow off the sacrifice and wipe his eyes, he’d never hear the end of it if he was caught crying. He’s going to go back and try to talk it out with his partner and convince them to…terminate things. But when he gets back to the hideout and hears his s/o sobbing to Konan about how he’s going to leave her and the baby, how she’s going to leave tomorrow morning and never come back, how she’s going to raise the child alone. That breaks him  ~ oh yeah, Hidan is obnoxious, loud, hot-headed, cruel, mean, you name it. But he still has a heart and still loves his s/o.
  • He has a sudden change of heart and leaves once more, only this time to go to a neighboring town. He’ll come back hours later, in the dead of night and while everyone is asleep. He’d enter his and his s/o’s room and find them packing. She just assumed he wouldn’t want her after this, terrible things assumptions are. The two would make eye contact, she having tear stained cheeks, he with his normal look. He would toss a bag at her before ditching the scythe and flopping onto the bed. She would be confused, but open the bag regardless. In it she would find two things: a tiny Akatsuki cloak and another -little-  jashin necklace. His girlfriend would be choked up, ‘Could this mean?’
  • He’d interrupt her train of thought by saying, “So. Are you coming to bed or what?” His girlfriend would drop everything and practically jump on him and cry into his chest. He’d react with something like,”Hey! Quit the cryin’ and get some sleep, for the love of Jashin.” 
  • Hidan realized that the two had a lot to prepare for and even though he knew that his child would age and die, he figured that if he was going ever have a family, it was going to be the woman he was with now and with the child growing in her womb.

Kisame:

  • FISH DAD
  • I should have probably said this with Hidan, BUT NONE OF THE AKATSUKI ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO GET THEIR GF PREGNANT. They are literally in the most dangerous organization in the world, constantly being targeted, there is no room for babies.
  • So when Kisame’s s/o discovers that she’s pregnant, she is having a god damn heart attack. (All of the s/o’s, besides maybe Itachi’s and Konan’s, is freaking tf out). She’s pregnant…with Kisame Hoshigaki’s baby. One of the infamous members of the seven ninja swordsman, had she not been so consumed with fear she would have felt a sense of pride.
  • She throws the pregnancy test away and just fades out of reality. She’s still physically conscience but mentally…not so much. She ends up leaning against the bed, bringing her knees to her chest and just…fades out.
  • When Kisame comes into the room he’s in a mood. He just came back from a long mission, he didn’t get enough fighting in, and he’s riled up. He begins to go on a rant about the enemy and how he could have finished them off had it not been for Itachi. He keeps talking not even noticing his s/o until after he throws his sword across the room and sees her flinch. He’ll actually freak out a little bit because he has never seen her like this. He’d get down to her level and talk to her, gently, completely forgetting that he was pissed.
    • “Hey, what happened to you?” 
    •  “…” She keeps quiet, and doesn’t make eye contact 
    • “Babe, c’mon. Talk to me.” She’d look into his eyes and be brought back into reality, and then completely lose it. She’d start to ball her eyes out and then he’d freak the fuck out because his strong s/o is crying??? Now he’s more determined to find out who made her cry, 
    • “Tell me what happened!” 
    •  “I-I’m p-pregnant.” And then just like her, he freezes and takes a seat next to her.
  • His s/o leans into his shoulder and cries, he throws an arm around her subconsciously and then just sits there and contemplates life and the news he was just given. 
  • First and fore-most he becomes scared for his s/o’s safety. When Kisame decided to pursue his current s/o, he told her how dangerous it could be and asked if they really wanted to get involved with him. Because it’s never just him, it’s the Akatsuki. And he told them that they would automatically become a target because they’re an S-Rank criminal and because they’re his s/o. People would stop at nothing to use her to get to him. But she didn’t care, she went with him. And of course since then he has always been concerned for her safety, but she proved herself worthy and strong so his worry began to ease up. BUT NOW, the game has changed. Now there is a child in the mix. His child. His girlfriend can’t defend herself anymore and if people find out about this, they will use his child to get to him and he can’t stand that. So now Kisame is feeling that weight on his shoulder. 
  • Number two, Kisame is thinking about the genetics of the child. If we are to assume that he was born and raised as half-human, half-fish, then the odds of his child coming out that way are super high. And he doesn’t want that at all. I think one of the reasons Kisame became so strong is because he was probably picked on by the other kids in his village for the way he looked. This is probably also the reason why he likes to fight so much, he was constantly challenging the bullies in his neighborhood. I mean, he’s gotten over it now because he’s found people who look past his looks and love him for his internal beauty. But he got tormented a lot, he wouldn’t wish that pain and suffering in his worst enemy let alone his own child. 
  • Then, something he’s thinking about that Hidan didn’t even think about, what is the leader going to say about this? Is he going to banish his s/o? Kill her? Kill the unborn child? Kick him AND her out? The Akatsuki really don’t have a policy on babies because they never thought that they would need it. If Pein thinks he can do ANYTHING to Kisame’s s/o, he’s surely mistaken.
  • Finally, while I do think Kisame has a strong paternal instinct, he still doesn’t know much about raising kids. He’s hostile and sadistic, two traits that don’t exactly make for a great parent. He knows this, but he’s not about to change because he’s not like that. 
  • Kisame would ask his girlfriend what she would want to do, considering it is her body (Konan probably gave all the guy members a week of feminism and women’s rights education, so all the guys are really respectful) and it is her child too. If she does not want it, he totally respects that. But if she does want the baby, things are going to change. First, he’s going to hand his s/o over to Itachi as a precaution while he goes off to tell Pein. Assuming all is okay there, Kisame is taking her off duty immediately, he’s not risking anything.
  • He’d have a long talk with her about other things, what to expect from him, what he expects from her, and they would definitely talk about where she would stay. He can’t have her roaming the streets because she’ll be targeted and he cannot have the enemy finding out she’s pregnant. But is the Akatsuki base REALLY that ideal? It would all be things to work out as the months go by. 
  • But after that talk, they would just call it a night and head off to bed. And right before they go to sleep Kisame mumbles something about how he’s going to protect both of them and then proceeds to holding his s/o tighter.

Kakuzu:

  • Due to his medical expertise, he’s going to know his partner is pregnant before she does. He’s going to see some of the symptoms (nausea, back-pain, he’s gonna notice she missed her period) and then casually go up to her - in private - and ask her to take a pregnancy test.
    • “Well, what does it say?”
    • “Positive.”
    • Cue a deep sigh from Kakuzu, “well shit.”
  • Between Kisame and Hidan, Kakuzu is the type to take it…better than them. He’s not going to burn anything like Hidan, he’s not going to freeze like Kisame. He’s just going to sit down with his s/o and think.
  • The first thought that comes to mind is that he is going to be the oldest father in the world. He’s going to have a newborn at 91! Grant it he is “immortal”, but at he same time it’s just like…”I’m too old for this. I don’t have time for this.” (when he literally has all the time in the world)
  • The second thought that comes to mind is that he is in the Akatsuki, his partner is in the Akatsuki, they both probably have high bounty’s on their head (they all do, but I’m sure there is a pecking order), this is literally the worst thing to happen to them. His partner’s bounty would probably go up if people found out she was carrying his child, and Kakuzu knows how far he would go for a high bounty so he’s imagining how far the enemies would go to get to his partner. That thought doesn’t sit well with him. And if she goes the whole 9 months then she certainly can’t protect herself because, HELLO, B-A-B-Y.
  • Also, babies are expensive, something that also doesn’t sit well with him. It costs $12,000 dollars for the first year alone (according to American statistics). Kakuzu is not about to pay all of that, he has the cash don’t get me wrong, but he barely shares with his s/o so why would he share with his child?
  • Let’s not forget Kakuzu is also looking at this from a medical perspective, he’s going through the list of things that could go wrong, all the medical expenses (I don’t think the akatsuki would have a sonogram on hand, but that’s just me), and the more he thinks about it, the more he is not liking the idea of this whole pregnancy thing.
    • I don’t think Kakuzu would have a problem raising a child, given his age he’s probably had experience in his life. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gotten someone pregnant when he was in his 30’s. But he left them when the child was still fairly young because his greed got the better of him and domestic life was never quite his style
  • And that’s another thing, Kakuzu isn’t the type to settle down. I could see Kisame slowly switching to that lifestyle, Hidan maybe (that’s a weak maybe), but Kakuzu is too greedy to settle down. He wants to keep collecting money until he kicks the bucket.
  • So, after thinking it over, he would talk with his partner about it. He would be blunt with his concerns and definitely use a logical approach to the situation. I think, given his lack to change, his age, and their occupation, he and his partner would turn to termination or giving the child up for adoption.
  • (I’m sorry if that’s upsetting, but I seriously do not see Kakuzu wanting or having children in present-day canon!verse) 
Warmth

Arin was always one to be overprotective of his friends, which is why when Dan had failed to recover from his fever in a day, he grew steadily worried. He picked up his phone and dialed his number. The phone immediately picked up; Arin knew Dan didn’t have to look at the caller ID to know who it was.

“Dude, I’m trying to sleep. I’m either going to, one, block you from my call list temporarily, or, two, just turn my phone off. Stop calling,” Dan hissed. 

“Has the fever gone down? You sound hoarse, dude, how are the coughing fits?”

Arin. Has my fever gone down since you last called me twenty minutes ago? What do you think?” 

“Well, dude, I mean, come on! You had an 103 fever yesterday, and I’m worried. It should’ve gone down by now, I think you should go-”

“Arin, I’m going back to sleep. Just come over if you’re that worried. I’ll leave the door unlocked. Bye,” he interrupted. A click, and he hung up. 

Arin sighed to himself. I guess there’s no other choice, he thought. He knew that statement was false. He could stop freaking out about something that was probably not even a big deal, but he couldn’t help thinking of all the what if scenarios. What if Dan fell out of bed and hurt himself? What if he needed to throw up, or what if he hurt himself trying to walk to the kitchen if he was hungry? The thoughts terrorized him as he grabbed a soup packet.

Arin locked the door behind him as he entered his friend’s house. 

“Dan?” He called, the silence of the house raising his nervousness and anxiety. He heard a groan in response down the hall. Arin walked, thermos with soup in hand, trying to be as quiet as possible. The opened door revealed a very pale and sickly Dan, who was tucked into bed, with a sheepish smile plastered on his face. 

“Hey, dude,” he croaked. “You took so long, I thought you weren’t coming.”

“No, uh…I made soup for you,” Arin responded, pointing to the thermos with his free hand. “Are you okay? Do you need anything, or are you hungry? Should I go put this in the fridge for later?” He was bombarding Dan with questions. His friend started coughing very loudly, slowly curling in on himself. He groaned again, and Arin walked over to the bed, setting down the thermos on the nightstand. 

“I’m sorry,” Dan whispered. “You don’t have to stay, though, I’m fine.”

Arin knitted his brows together. “Dude, if anything, you’ve made me more concerned than I was before.” He was trying hard not to ask if he had checked his temperature again. “Sit up right. I’m going to get a spoon, okay?”

After Dan had eaten most of the soup, he went back into the sheets, shivering. How is he so cold? It’s flaming hot in here, Jesus, Arin thought. 

“You okay?” Arin crawled on the bed, sitting up next to Dan’s resting body.

“I’m good. I’m just really, really, cold.” Arin pressed a hand to Dan’s forehead, frowning. 

“Dan, you’re not good. I think I need to take you to the clinic. It’s been almost two days, and your fever hasn’t gone down.”

“I’m taking medicine, it’ll go down in a bit.”

“Dan, both you and I know that if it hasn’t started working by now, it’s not going to work at all. Come on, you need to go.” Arin picked up Dan as he started to protest. He immediately went limp against Arin’s chest, which didn’t help calm Arin down. He looked at Dan, who was more pale than he had ever seen him. 

Dan was definitely drugged now. The doctor had prescribed him very strong medication, which he took before Arin drove him back home. Arin kept side-glancing Dan while he was driving. He had really cut it close this time-if he’d had his fever of 104 or 103 for another day, it might’ve been something serious. Luckily, it didn’t look like that was going to happen, the doctor explained. 

Arin picked Dan back up from the passenger seat, and tucked him back into bed. Just as he was going back into the living room, Dan grabbed his wrist. 

“Please stay,” he whimpered. 

“I am,” Arin reassured, smiling. 

“No, in bed. Here. With me.” 

Arin looked at his friend. Dan really wasn’t one to cuddle, the only time he did, sleep deprivation was behind it. Still, Arin obeyed, and went under the covers. He wrapped his arms around Dan, and he could feel him smile, burrowing his head into his arms. 

“Thank you,” he mumbled. Arin chuckled softly as Dan turned to face him, and dug his face into his shirt, wrapping his legs around his friend’s own. 

“I love you, I love you so much,” he heard from his chest. Arin stroked Dan’s hair slowly, knowing that his friend probably was only saying this due to his delusional state. Yet, he couldn’t help but say that he loved him, too. 

“It’s not because I’m on drugs,” Dan continued, slurring his words, making Arin snort. “I love you. Can we cuddle when I wake up, too?” Dan asked.

Arin looked down at his best friend, who looked like he was about to pass out at any moment, waiting for him to respond. 

“You got it, snuggleman,” he said, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead. 

Camping

Requested By Anon


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited T’Challa, Steve, Nat.

Y/N: Help!

Y/N: I’m lost!

Steve: Where are you?!

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW! I am LOST!

T’Challa: Can you describe your surroundings?

Y/N: Trees. Trees. TREES. I’m in a forest!

Nat: Oh this is bad.

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS

Y/N: WHAT IF A BEAR ATTACKS ME?

Y/N: I CAN’T FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY’RE TOO CUTE!

Steve: Calm down!

Y/N: I CAN’T I’M FREAKING OUT I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!

T’Challa: Take a deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need you to just stay where you are.

Y/N: Okay. Thank you, T’Challa. It’s getting dark though! Please hurry!

Steve: I’m glad you came to us for help.

Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation… Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he’d never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.

Nat: Care to explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?

Y/N: Clint suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing. BUT NOW I’M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!

Nat: This is Clint’s fault?!

Y/N: I mean, partially… Don’t get mad at him, Nat!

Nat: He should have been watching over you!

T’Challa: Where is Clint now? How did you get lost?

Y/N: The twins went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn’t explain. I saw this really cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back. But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried going back but it turns out I just went further away.

T’Challa: Are you sure he wasn’t building a nest in the tree?

Steve: He took the twins and Peter too?!

Y/N: For family bonding!

Nat: THAT LITTLE GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING CLINT BEHIND!

Steve: He should have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have asked me or Tasha to come with!

Y/N: Video of Clint talking: “Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A FAMILY!  I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW WE’RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda’s cousin or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn’t make us Lannister’s now. Can I continue?! It’s time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me an old man, Pietro! We haven’t spent any time together. No, Y/N, I’m not going crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they’d just go on and on about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!”

Y/N: That’s why.

T’Challa: Why did you record that?

Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It’s very catchy. I’ll send it to you.

Steve: I’M NOT BORING!

Nat: I UNDERSTAND THAT STEVE’S BORING, BUT ME?!

Steve: NATASHA!

Nat: I’M THE COOL AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU’RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS… The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day.  Wait, I’m getting too into this. I sound like Clint!

Steve: I’m the fun uncle…

Y/N: Have any of you watched the blair witch project…?

T’Challa: I watched it with Shuri.

Y/N: I FEEL LIKE I’M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.

T’Challa: I am sure Shuri would like that.

Steve: May I join too?

Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Y/N, where are you?!

Clint: We’ve been looking all over for you!

T’Challa: Have you finally come down from your nest?

Nat: CLINT BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Clint: … Clint? Who’s Clint? I’m not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.

Y/N: I hear footsteps!

Steve: YOU TOOK OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!

Clint: See, I knew Steve doesn’t like fun!

Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!

Y/N: I think I’m being followed…

T’Challa: He’s fine with it, just not with you being in charge.

Steve: EXACTLY! NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!

Y/N: I can’t see who, or what, it is but someone’s out here with me.

Clint: I THOUGHT PETER WAS WITH HER!

Steve: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!

Y/N: I’m not alone!

Nat: When we get there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!

Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.

Clint: Oh come on, Tasha! At least I didn’t bring Tony with!

Y/N: Guys I’m really scared, it’s watching me.

Steve: It would have been better with Tony!

Clint: You take that back!

Y/N: Wait it’s getting closer.

T’Challa: Now is hardly the time for fighting!

Nat: Clint are you even with the twins and Peter?!

Y/N: It’s really, really, really dark! I can’t see, the light from my phone isn’t helping!

Clint: No, we split up to find Y/N!

Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it’s chasing me now! I can’t make out what it is, it’s moving too fast!

Nat: YOU SPLIT UP?!

T’Challa: WHAT IF THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?

Y/N has been disconnected.

Steve: Y/N? OH NO NOT MY Y/N!

Nat: By fighting we didn’t notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT’S YOUR FAULT, CLINT!

Clint: OH MY GOD Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!

T’Challa: When I get there, I am kicking you in the face.

Clint: You’ve done it before, I’m ready. I deserve it.

Nat: CLINT GO AND TRY TO FIND HER! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!

Steve: We trained her ourselves… She can’t be dead… No…

Clint: WHO CAN FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: I heard screaming! I think it was Y/N!

T’Challa: You’re nearby her then!

Steve: I want to tell you to go after her but I’m scared something will happen to you too! WHAT DO I DO?! I’M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!

Peter: I’m already making my way towards her.

Nat: Peter be careful! We don’t know what has her!

Peter: I think I see her!

Peter: Wait… It’s not her…

Peter has been disconnected.

Clint: What will I tell Tony?!

Nat: I just got him a gift! He was doing so well with training…

Steve: They have to be alive.

Steve: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY’RE DEAD!

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: I’ve lost Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.

Clint: That was me. I am distraught.

Nat: Wanda, go back to camp and wait there!

Wanda: Wait, I found Y/N’s phone! And Peter’s! They must be nearby.

T’Challa: Don’t go any further!

Wanda: I can find them, I know it!

Wanda: I see someone; it must be one of them!

Wanda has been disconnected.

Nat: Oh god no…

Clint: There’s water on my face, I don’t know where it’s coming from. It’s not raining.

Clint: Wait, it’s my tears. Never mind.

Nat: How will we stop whatever it is?!

Clint: This is all my fault.

Clint: I’m going to make this right.

Clint: I WILL FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!

T’Challa: Clint, you fool! It’s a suicide mission!

Clint has left the chat.

T’Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.

T’Challa: Thor, Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.

Thor: I WILL CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!

Vision: I will save you, Wanda!

Thor: And the others.

Vision: Yes, them too, of course…

Thor: And then when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He’ll survive… I think.

Thor has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony: This is a joke, right?

Tony: Some heartless prank?

Sam: I think Bucky is crying…

Bucky: NO I’M NOT! I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!

Sam: You’re heartless! I’m crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly movies with me? Who will send me memes?  Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!

Bucky: OKAY I’M CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D DIE LIKE THIS!

Tony: No! We don’t know that! They must be alive…  What will I tell Peter’s aunt?!

Nat: We should have brought Bruce with us…

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: HELP ME PLEASE!

Nat: Run, Pietro! We don’t call you sonic for nothing!

Pietro: Tell Thor it’s me! He’s going to kill me if he doesn’t stop this!

Tony: Wait, why is Thor attacking you?!

Pietro:  When Y/N went missing, I found her in less than a minute. It wasn’t hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her. I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!

Tony: Changing course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.

Pietro: No, please! Stop Thor!

T’Challa: You deserve this.

Bucky: Why can’t you speed off?

Pietro: Vision has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.

Sam: You made me mourn them. I will not mourn you.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky: They must have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.

Bucky has left the chat.

Nat: I am disappointed in you, Pietro.

Nat has left the chat.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.

Pietro: It was just a prank…

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: IT’S STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE’S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!

Clint:

Clint: DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I’M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!

Clint: Oh, the lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!

Clint: BUT SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN’T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING

Clint: PLEASE

Clint: AT LEAST GET ME SOME PIE FROM THE DINER!

Clint has left the chat.