- great hair but not the smartest cookie - everybody loves him - got drunk once and the story keeps getting wilder - precious - bad grades but A for effort
- not sure why he’s here - v. religious - wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up - salty - just wants to go home
- found out about the 60s and never moved on - everyone is worried about him - cynical - thinks everyone and everything is beautiful - is probably high
- thinks words like ”punk’d” and “rad” are “hip with the kids” - cries easily - tries too hard - wears clothes under his clothes like superman - good hair
- “because I said so” - the upgrade nobody wanted, like iOS8 or Windows 10 - thinks he’s better than you - is probably actually better than you - thinks he’s helping but is actually making a bigger mess
- ripped the heads off barbie dolls as a child - fav song is the barney parody of “joy to the world” - AlwAYs tExTS liKe tHiS OR IN ALL CAPS - smiles a lot and nobody is sure why - probably killed somebody and maybe ate them too
Castiel with a side of Nuts
- bees - just wants to play party games and eat PB&J with his friends - holding it together with dental floss and scotch tape - no verbal filter whatsoever - wants world peace and for every day to be pajama day
- bad at prioritizing - loner - contemplates life a lot - low self-esteem - just wants to do The Right Thing™
Steve from Gas ‘n Sip
- butterfingers - works a minimum wage job with no benefits - gives awkward high-fives - stares at people - can pull off Good Will Chic™
Daddy Totally Castiel (definitely not Lucifer)
- is either undressing you with his eyes or plotting your murder - likes disco and tells dad jokes unironically - gets sucked into addictive smartphone games easily - c o n f i d e n t - wants a puppy
the year is 1952. seventeen year old waylon park lives in colorado with his parents, is an only child. his parents are working as medical researchers in the murkoff hospital at mount massive, only for a freak accident to kill them. waylon’s only other living relative is his uncle residing in the sleepy town of black creek close to the same hospital. and so, against his better wishes, in february waylon officially makes the move to black creek and starts his new quiet life. or at least it seems as such. but nothing about black creek is quiet.
Because the game came out two day’s ago and there has been a lot of discourse in both the grump tag and the dream tag. I want us to have a break from that and make something for the developers and artist, so I thought we should make a fan book which is both art and fan fiction.
This can be about your dadsona with your favorite dads, relationship with Amanda, favorite moment in the game, the artists with their dads, the game devs with their characters.
I have made a discord chat but because of all the discourse with people in the tag you will need to ask me for it.
I want us all to be able to enjoy a game and show how much love we give to the game that we can give back to the game dev team.
Summary: Your cousin needs help with her adorable 2-year-old.
Paring: Steve x Reader
Warnings: Kids and loads and loads of fuffly
“Are you sure that you three are going to be okay?” You look into your cousins’ eyes and nod. You understand that she is worried about leaving her daughter with you and Steve for the whole afternoon, it’s the first time since her divorce that she is going out and she is looking for excuses not to “Of course, how many times have I watched Kate? Go have fun on your date.”
“It is not a date and are you sure that Steve is not gonna mind? He works so much and this is his free time…” You don’t let her finish “Of course it is a date, he asked you for coffee and cake, and in my book that is a date. About Steve, don’t worry he loves kids.”
You are not sure if this is true, you and Steve never talked about having kids or even kids in general in your eight-month relationship. But how bad can it be? In the worst case, he spends all day locked in the room while you play with a toddler.
OK so while I headcanon keith being of some Korean descent, i imagine him not knowing a lick of Korean bc his dad raised him in america and either he never taught him it or his dad was mixed himself and never learned it either.
However, I keep rolling this possibility around in my head that Keith probably knows spanish bc the southern desert states (texas, nevada, arizona, etc) are filled with Spanish speaking communities, especially near rural farm areas.
So what I’m saying is southerner Korean-American spanish-speaking Keith should be a thing
Part 4 of the side to side series?! It’s so good I can’t get enough
The side to side series is a blessing and a part 4 would make my life. I saw the post where you said it got old but you don’t need to do an Ariana Grande song, you don’t even need to do a song, fuck consistency!
Will you be doing part 4 of the side to side series? Maybe tony stark finds out about peters relationship with the reader or something?
okay i’m OBSESSED with the side to side series i can’t wait for another one 😍
pls make side to side 4!!!yes yes yes to a part 4 of side to side!! also could you tag me in your fics?? ❤️❤️ -@hemmomfg
you should just turn the side to side series in a its own fic i think it would be great there could be more character development and detail!
Word Count: 4386 (you’re welcome, bebs)
Song: Rude by Magic! (I DIDN’T PUT THIS IN THE FIC AND WE’RE FOR SURE ALL SICK OF IT BUT IT FIT)
Summary: You and Peter are trying to find ways to tell your dad about your relationship
Warning(s): Immense fluff, no sin (I know, sad), overprotective dad! Tony, swearing (but that’s nothing new to you sinners)
Author’s Note: Sorry this isn’t smut or anything, but I hope I made for it in the fluff and how long it is. I’ve given up on resisting writing more of this series, so I will gladly take requests for more parts to this since I tried setting up a few things and I have a few ideas for sequels!
i feel like @stylishmuser has posted a few things recently and all of palak’s writing is wonderful
i know @cuddlemusclestyles has a fic with an original character and harry going right now called tell me that’s bound to be as amazing as she is and is the first thing on my reading list as soon as i have more time
@aqua-harry has harry lists and harry texts that ruin me (but not as much as Ruin You ruins me)
@alrightpetal has three one shots that are incredibly filthy and wonderful and amazing
all of @stylesunchained ‘s one shots are fantastic, my personal favorite being leather
i’m slowly making my way through @permanentcross ‘s snowbound series and it’s actually one of my favorite series i’ve ever read, and i don’t say that lightly because i avoid dad harold like the plague, yet she’s completely captivated me and made me fall in love with him
so that should get you started, and definitely check out my fic rec tag for more amazing writing!
You know those posts where it’s like “someone who hasn’t seen VLD caption this”?
I got my dad to so here you go
My dad: The yellow guys is like “does this speedo make my junk look big?” And the red one is staring at the black one going “I know whose junk looks big ;)” and the green one is saying “It kinda does, doesn’t it?” And the blue one is going “Hell yeah it does ;)”
They aren’t even wearing speedos they’re in full body armor I don’t know what he thought it was but it’s not skimpy swimwear
“Peter? How was it?” Aunt May chirped through the phone. Peter was still crying.
“You should come now, they said visitors are allowed.”
“Are you still crying sweetheart? You’re making me cry! Ahh, I’m so excited!”
“Aunt May, things took a turn…”
“What?” Now May was worried, worried that something happened to (Y/n), to the baby, during the birth. She ran as fast as she can out of the apartment, and to the hospital.
You sat on the hospital bed, holding your two babies in your arms. Happiness has taken over your face. Peter was still crying, of joy of course. He took hold of his baby girl, rocking her in his arms as he sat next to you on the bed.
“Hey there sweetheart,” he cooed, “it’s daddy.”
You smile at their little conversation, while stroking your son’s chubby little cheeks. He had your eyes and Peter’s nose. Your daughter had Peter’s eyes and your lips. They both had Peter’s curly brown hair, which you thought was the cutest thing ever.
“Let’s pick a name,” you said, turning to Peter. He leaned in to kiss your temple, wrapping his extra arm around you.
“All right,” he said, taking a look at his son, “I been thinking about naming him Ben, you know, after my uncle.”
“Hmm,” you hummed, looking at your son who was fast asleep.
“Let’s say Benjamin, so it would be after you and after Uncle Ben. I think he really fits Benjamin Parker, little Ben, you know?”
Peter chuckles, nodding along, “yeah, I think it sounds really good. I like it.”
“Benjamin Parker.” When the name left your lips, Ben smiles for the first time in his life.
“He smiled! Peter he smiled for the first time!” You and Peter were in awe of your little boy.
Your daughter let out a loud cry, signaling that it was her turn for you two to pay attention to her.
“I think she’s hungry,” you said, taking her from Peter. You began to feed her, while you and Peter still thought of a name.
“How about, Leia,” Peter says, his eyes wide. His love of Star Wars showing.
“Leia? Like princess Leia?”
“Yeah, I mean, she is a princess, just look at her.” You two look at your sweet sweet daughter.
“How bout Aurora?” you said, stroking her cheek, “it’s a princess’ name, and it kind of suits her doesn’t it? Aurora means dawn, the beginning of a phenomenon or period of time, especially one considered favorable–”
“You memorized the meaning of dawn?” Peter says, looking at you strangely.
“It was ‘word of the day’ once at school– anyways– doesn’t it fit? Today’s the beginning of something great. We just became paren–”
“I love it. Aurora Parker.”
Aunt May ran to the main desk of the hospital, “hi, I’m May Parker. Umm– I’m here to visit (Y/n) (Y/l/n).” The lady’s fingers quickly tapped the keyboard of her computer.
“(Y/n) (Y/l/n) room 104, here.” She passed May a visitor’s pass with her name and the room number on it.
She ran to the room as fast as she can, worried about what might’ve happened and what the ‘took a turn’ thing is. Stopping in front of the room of where you and Peter were in, May hesitated before opening the door.
She ran in to see you and Peter sitting on the hospital bed with– two babies?
“Oh my g–” she says, tears spilling out of her eyes, her hand coming up to cover her mouth.
“Aunt May!” Peter yelled, you quickly hushing him. The babies were sound asleep.
“This– this was what the ‘took a turn’ was? You have twins!” Peter and you chuckled.
“Quite a surprise huh?” you said, “it surprised us too.”
“How’d it happened?” May says, staring at the two bundles of joys on your chest.
“Well, the doctor said ‘hold on. There’s another one on its way.’ I didn’t really have any time to ask questions,” you laughed.
“Well, they’re beautiful. What’re their names?”
“Well, this is Aurora, and this, is Benjamin.”
“Aurora and Benjamin Parker,” Peter says softly.
May had tears rolling down her face, “I love it. I love them.”
“You’re giving them our last name (Y/n)?” Aunt May asks.
You nod, “yes, I mean, I think I’ll have that last name one day too, right?” You said turning to Peter, him fiddling with something in his jacket pocket.
“Of course Love.”
You sat from the hospital bed, feeding Aurora, watching Peter struggle to change Ben’s diaper.
“Pete, just lift his legs up, wipe his tush, and put the diaper on. It’s not rocket science.”
Peter grimaced as he wrapped the dirty diaper and shot it in the trashcan.
“Knock knock,” you two heard, causing your heads to turn to the door. Tony Stark poking his head into the room, the rest of the team not far behind him.
“Come in,” Peter smiles, walking back next to you, covering your chest before the team walks in.
The team walks in with balloons that said ‘it’s a boy!’ and ‘congratulations!’ They weren’t informed yet that there were two. Thor and Steve walked in carrying giant stuffed animals. One was an elephant and the other a giraffe. You didn’t get close, or even met the team, until your baby shower two months ago.
“Wow,” they all breathed out, staring at the baby in Peter’s arm.
“Everyone,” Peter says aloud, “this, is Benjamin Parker.” They all walk over to Peter and gathered around him, “Awwwww.” You had a smirk on your face, wait till they see there’s two.
As if on cue, Aurora lets out a wail, causing the team to go wide eyed and turn to the sound coming from your chest. About to reveal Aurora, you pull the blanket down to reveal her, but Peter quickly shields everyone from seeing your exposed chest.
“Cover up first Love,” he says, you doing so.
“There’s two?” Natasha questions.
“Meet Aurora Parker,” you smile, showing everyone your beautiful daughter.
“Yeah, came to us by surprise after her brother came out,” Peter tells them.
“Aww look Piet,” Wanda says, turning to her brother, “they’re like us.”
“Aw man, we only got boy balloons,” Steve says, looking at the blue balloons that said ‘it’s a boy’ on them. The stuffed animals were good for boys and girls.
“I’ll be back,” he says, running out.
“What are you going to do? Didn’t you buy all boy stuff for just Benjamin?” Clint asks.
You shake your head, “no, there are some boy stuff but most are unisex.”
“It’s okay, I got it all covered,” Tony says, while texting Pepper to order some girl baby clothes and other baby stuff. Steve running back in, holding pink balloons saying ‘it’s a girl’ from the gift shop in the hospital.
“Can I hold her?” Wanda asks, biting her lip and giving you puppy eyes.
“Yes of course.”
After everyone has had a turn holding the twins and taking pictures, Peter clears his throat to get everyone’s attention. The twins back in your arms, well, sleeping on your chest, Peter goes to your side of the bed. Everyone waiting to see what he’s about to say.
He looks at you with pure love in his eyes, taking a hold of your left hand.
You stare at him confusedly, wondering what he was up to.
Soooooo, @dystopianeden and I created a Mystic Messenger AU where Rika and V adopt Saeyoung and Saeran. Of course, considering Rika’s canon age is only a year or two older than the twins, we aged the couple up.
Why create this AU? Because we both agreed V would be a fantastic dad and deserves to live dangit, the cherry twins need a freaking family, and Rika could be pretty cool if she continued therapy.
And yeah. I guess what I had in mind here was this being the first or second day after the adoption, and they’re all happy and stuff for now at least. Saeran isn’t sure how he feels about the whole thing, and wasn’t up for smiling, but Saeyoung decided to give bunny ears to Rika in an attempt to get a chuckle out of him. It sort of worked, but Rika wasn’t too happy about it once she saw the picture.
(Also, V still goes blind in this AU, but that’s further down the “timeline”. They eventually get a guide dog, and Saeyoung proceeds to name it Cactus, lol.)
Anyway, this is Cactus Dad AU! An AU that TOTALLY doesn’t have any despair or sadness in it whatsoever…….! :D
Steve Rogers/Captain America - I’m Sorry I Never Told You - Part 2
Series Summary: Being an Avenger is the most challenging thing you’ve ever done, but you wouldn’t change it for the world. You’re in a relationship with Steve and that’s something you never thought you’d have, you never imagined being so lucky as to have someone like him. However, there is something that you haven’t told him or the others. A secret that you’ve fought to keep hidden. What happens when you have no choice but to tell Steve and the rest of the team your biggest secret?
Part Summary: You and Steve go and pick up your son. The reunion is emotional, but you’re so happy to have Jeremy back in your arms. You take Jeremy back to the tower to meet the rest of the team and one specific person who he’s a huge fan of. Steve takes on a fatherly role and he and Jeremy become close. One night, Jeremy says something out of the blue.
Pairing/s: Steve x Fem!Reader. Fem!Reader x Jeremy x Steve (Familial)
Characters: Fem!Reader, Steve Rogers, Jeremy Y/L/N, Danny Smith (OMC), Jennifer “JJ” Jareau, Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, David Rossi, Penelope Garcia, Emily Prentiss, Aaron Hotchner, Jack Hotchner, Henry LaMontagne, Peter Parker. Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanoff, Thor Odinson, Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Vision, Clint Barton, William LaMontagne, Michael LaMontagne (Mentioned)
A/N/N: I’ve decided to make this a crossover with Criminal Minds since the idea for this little series sprung from an episode of that show and it’s much easier this way since there won’t be loads of OC’s that I have to make up. Anyway, enjoy!
I added two new beebs to my strauds gameplay because i bought that toddler pack migHT as well put it to use and plop in a bunch of toddlers amiright! Here’s a short description from left 2 right
Diamond Le Chien is Priscilla & Joaquin Le Chien’s clingy lil tot (and also wednesday’s cousin). Priscilla has the materialistic trait so I’m just gonna say she named her kid after what she wanted but Joaquin’s DJ salary couldn’t get yet lmao.
Green Apple is Taz & Ibis Apple’s angelic bab. Ibis had just started her dad joke routines phase in her comedy career and figured that if her daughter had green skin she might as well take advantage of all those potential jokes. Everyone pray 4 Green when she’s in elementary school tbh.
Hi guys, I'm looking through your 'Stiles kicked out of the pack' tag and I noticed my all time fave isn't in there. Nowhere Man by 1lostone is an amazing angsty action-packed fic, that everyone who loves Angst (yes capitalized) should read... I still get goosebumps reading it 😍
10 facts and the latest selfie
Tag by @serensama aka Romeo (dang with your selfie like that you should be Julliet dude look at me Im so handsome)
1. Never been to any art school or art class
2. Friends told me that my face is very scary if Im not smilling
3. My idol is my dad
4. I like travelling with little fund, because it makes me feel so alive as I have to make the most of the small fund that I have
5. Im find excitement in almost everything, I used to read Macroeconomic textbook for fun.
6. A horse person, I actually adores horse since I was born, but never got the chance to ride one.
7. My normal dream is to have a farm when Im old, and raise bunch of doberman dogs and siasmese cats, and HORSES
8. I have no faith in my sale technique, apparently I dont know why my boss still keeps me around. Im a firm believer that I sucks at Sale.
9. I have Finance and Accounting bachelor degree, make a living as a Sale person and draw kinky shit
10. I actually feel more comfortable when talking in English than Vietnamese. Maybe because Vietnamese is not as straightforward.