i should go back to work but i just can't

Coworker just walked through my office carrying a real, live chicken. 

I feel like that was totally the high point of the week, and I should pack it in while I have the chance. It’s not going to get better than that. 

anonymous asked:

My mom had back surgery, and she can't drive for another few weeks, so I've been her chauffeur on my days off. Today was my day off, and I took her to get her hair done. While we're there, the stylist's next client shows up, and who should it be?? My new boss! I was inwardly cringing. And it's not that I don't like her, I just don't want to have anything to do with work/coworkers on my day off. I just want to go ONE DAY without being reminded of work! ONE!

This is a WIP of a project that I’ve been working on on and off since I think November!! It’s an animatic that was inspired by @the-ice-castle ’s video of Bill singing “you’ll be back” from the musical Hamilton to Ford!! I thought it was so amazing that I wanted to start something of my own!! OKAY STORYTIMEEE SO
Bill’s trying to mess around with Ford by taking him back to a lot of the really bad times in his life, from arguing with Fidds to Stan getting thrown out and reminding him of the mistakes that he’s made just by himself and also by trusting him. And here’s the beginning!!
More to come!! I can’t wait to finish this!!

twd's negan starters (1)
  • ( negan talks too much so there will be two sets! )
  • ____ is my right hand man.
  • It's important to have one.
  • Without 'em what do you have? A whole lot of work.
  • Well, look at that, dawn is breaking.
  • It's a brand new day
  • Get some guns to the back of their heads. Level with their noses, so if you have to fire, it'll be a real mess.
  • I didn't quite catch that, you're gonna have to speak up.
  • Buddy, are you still there?
  • I just don't know.
  • It seems like you're trying to speak... but you just took a hell of a hit!
  • I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out
  • It is gross as shit!
  • ___ is thirsty.
  • She is a vampire bat
  • What you do next will decide whether your crap day becomes everyone's last crap day or just another crap day.
  • I ain't doin' shit.
  • Welcome to a brand new beginning you sorry shits.
  • Oh! Look at that! Takin' it like a CHAMP!
  • Sorry kid, this is going to be as cold as a warlock's ballsack. Just like he was hanging his ballsack above ya and draaaaaaag... right across your forearm.
  • Bet ya thought you were all going to grow old together, sitting around the table at Sunday dinner in the happily ever after. No... doesn't work like that. Not anymore.
  • I want you to think about what could of happened. Think about what happened. And think about what can *still* happen.
  • People die. It's what happens.
  • Was the joke that bad?
  • He's got guts - not a little bitch like someone I know.
  • I like him. He's mine now.
  • But you still want to try something?
  • I will cut pieces off of ___ and put them on your doorstep - or, better yet, I will bring him to you and have you do it for me.
  • Let's go for a ride.
  • Wow.What a piece of shit.
  • Are you kiddin' me? Did you see what just happened, what I just did?
  • Sweetheart. Lay your eyes on this.
  • It's gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.
  • I do not appreciate you killing my men.
  • You have no idea how not cool that shit is
  • You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes
  • It's really very simple, so, even if you're stupid, which you may very well be, you can understand it.
  • Give me your shit... or I will kill you.
  • I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will.
  • You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe
  • You are not safe
  • You are fucked!
  • What I want is half your shit.
  • If that's too much, you can make, find, or steal more, and it'll even out sooner or later.
  • This is your way of life now.
  • The more you fight back, the harder it will be.
  • You don't really think that you were gonna get through this without being punished, now, did you?
  • I don't want to kill you people. Just want to make that clear from the get-go.
  • I want you to work for me. You can't do that if you're dead, now, can you?
  • I'm not growing a garden.
  • So, now... I'm gonna beat the holy hell outta one of you.
  • Ugh, I gotta shave this shit.
  • You got one of our guns.
  • At least cry a little.
  • Jesus. You look shitty.
  • I should just put you out of your misery right now.
  • I will shut that shit down, no exceptions.
  • It's an emotional moment, I get it.
  • Sucks, don't it? The moment you realize you don't know shit.
  • This is your kid, right?
  • This is definitely your kid.
  • Do not make me kill the little future serial killer.
  • Don't make it easy on me.
  • Everybody's at the table waiting for me to order.
  • me: i should go to bed
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • internally: Istanbul was Constantinople
  • Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
  • Been a long time gone, Constantinople
  • Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night
  • Every gal in Constantinople
  • Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
  • So if you've a date in Constantinople
  • She'll be waiting in Istanbul
  • Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
  • Why they changed it I can't say
  • People just liked it better that way
  • So take me back to Constantinople
  • No, you can't go back to Constantinople
  • Been a long time gone, Constantinople
  • Why did Constantinople get the works?
  • That's nobody's business but the Turks
  • Istanbul, Istanbul
  • Istanbul, Istanbul
  • Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
  • Why they changed it I can't say
  • People just liked it better that way
  • Istanbul was Constantinople
  • Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
  • Been a long time gone, Constantinople
  • Why did Constantinople get the works?
  • That's nobody's business but the Turks
  • So take me back to Constantinople
  • No, you can't go back to Constantinople
  • Been a long time gone, Constantinople
  • Why did Constantinople get the works?
  • That's nobody's business but the Turks
  • Istanbul

littlestmedic said:

Hey, ProZD… I’m having a really tough time, and would like to ask if you could record a few words of motivation, or something? Someone who I thought was my friend has just basically been treating me like dirt, and none of our mutual friends wanna stick up for me.

I should also add on to this that in some cases, it’s good to try to talk to your friend and open up about how you feel, because if they are your real friend, they will at least try to work things out in some way.  This doesn’t always work out, but if you think the friendship is worth salvaging, it’s worth a shot.

But if people are just upfront treating you like shit, that’s bullshit.

I should get back to work, but I couldn’t stop thinking these two idiots in this fic and this sweet mep part I’m in so much pain

Cliché Breakup Starters
  • "It's not you, it's me"
  • "I just don’t feel that spark"
  • "We’re just better off friends, you know?"
  • "I just can’t emotionally handle a relationship right now"
  • "I’m too young to be tied down"
  • "I love you, I’m just not in love with you"
  • "I really just need to work on myself"
  • "I think we should see other people"
  • "You deserve someone better than me"
  • "We’re just on two different paths right now"
  • "I don’t really see a future together"
  • "If you love something let it go, and if it returns it was meant to be"
  • "We're too alike"
  • "I need some space"
  • "I need to focus on _____"
  • "I don't want to hold you back"
  • "I'm just, like, super busy right now"
  • "You're great but _____"
  • "We can still be friends"
  • "I've met someone else"
  • "Maybe it's not the right time for us"
  • "I can't be with you right now"
  • Ella: You've moved out of the flat then?
  • John: .. yes
  • Ella: And you're back to work, yes?
  • John: Yes. Full week again.
  • Ella: Good. That's all very good, John. You look much better since last we met.
  • John: ...
  • John: I don't feel any bloody better.
  • Ella: It's going to hurt, John. For a long time. Maybe even forever.
  • John: Forever?
  • Ella: Sometimes, yes. When the hurt is deep you can't help it. You just learn to live with the pain, day to day, until it hurts a little less.
  • John: But I thought-- maybe I should go.
  • Ella: Do you think that's what's best? To ignore it again?
  • John: ...
  • John: What do I do then? I came here for help not--
  • Ella: Have you given any thought to.. The thing you wanted to say before, but couldn't. Can you say it now?
  • John: ...
  • John: ...
  • John: ..I
  • John: I loved him.
Should I send him Nudes? - Chapter 1 - du89 - Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: Should I send him Nudes?

Pairing: Levi/Eren

Summary:  Urban Dictionary: “A thirst follow is when you follow someone on Tumblr or Twitter just because they’re attractive.”
Ex: I have a new thirst follow. I followed this guy on Tumblr just because his porn blog is hot and so is he, and he followed me back. Should I send him nudes?

Notes: After almost a month of editing I’m finally kind of satisfied with this so here you go lovelies, enjoy.

anonymous asked:

Hi, I'm sad because I love halloween but I have to go back to school tomorrow (I had a half term holiday) and all my friends are busy and my family doesn't celebrate it so I'm not doing anything. Any ideas on what I should do instead of going to a party or something? I can't just not celebrate halloween, it's the best day of the year.

1. get black paper (card works best)

2. cut it into tiny little spider-shaped bits

3. hide them in your classmates’/friends’ bags

4. watch shit hit the fan

5. happy halloween!

anonymous asked:

leash children Amara and Chuck, confirm?

i think the only way that might work is if like, they tried to separate too far from each other so he universe forced them back together on a dual leash, such as:

Anonymous said:



so it was supposed to be this week

when i got my computer back

on monday.

which i did. and i promptly had to give it back to the shop because they had done nothing but charged me $133. and they’ve been working on it for like, 2 weeks now!! yeAHH!!!!!

SO these were supposed to go up about a million times for the last month! i just have no good way to do them right now. BUT since i am so desperate to get these up, it should probably be within the next week!

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be melting into the ground because I’ve been studying and working nonstop while I’ve been sick for a grand total of 5 out of 8 weeks of 2016 so far

yehet-me-hard  asked:

Hi~~ I love the scenarios you are doing!! Keep going! Can you please do a scenario when EXO see a random guy trying to flirt with a girl (maybe from the staff) they like but can't confess to her because of their Job (being an idol). Thank you!~

This took longer then I had hoped! I hope you like it! 


 Baekhyun was eating lunch when the girl he likes sat down beside him. They sit in silence until she breaks it. “Do you like strawberries, I brought more then I should have.” He was just about to grab one until a man working back stage came up and started chatting and put his arms around her. Baekhyun clearly see’s that the guy is trying to make him uncomfortable so he grabs some of the strawberries and leaves. He wishes he could always eat lunch with her but no one would ever allow it.


 Watching some other man talk to the girl he’s been crushing on agitates him. He wonders sometimes if he should tell her how he feels but ends up never going through with it. She would never accept him because he’s being an idol. Everyday he has to sit there and endure the smiles and laughs that she gives to another man.


 Chen talks to to Kai, “I really like this girl but I don’t know if we should date.” Kai looks at him and asks who it is but Chen changes the subject, he has the keep it a secret that he likes one of the dancers from the company. He finally gets the courage to wait for her outside the practice room when he over hears a conversation between a man and woman. “We should get something to eat you look really exhausted .” “Sure let me just take a shower and get dressed.” She walks around the corner the one Chen is hiding at. She see’s him and asks if he’s waiting for someone, Chen only scratched his head and said no he was just about to go into the room. Chen starts walking and closes the door behind him with a sigh.


 I can’t watch this any longer. He’s not even worth talking to. Why does she always laugh at his jokes he thought to himself.  Kai watches in the distance as the girl he’s been crushing on for days is being hit on by complete trash. All he could think about was rushing over and punching him but he held back he doesn’t want to show that he has feeling for her or it could complicate things. 


 Kris stayed up all night writing a letter for her. While she was working and wasn’t at her work desk he placed it along with nice flowers.  When she came back she noticed one of her fellow friends she works with was at her desk. She gets closer and notices the flowers along with the letter and looks at him with a surprised look. She never saw Kris a row away siting at some vacant desk over hearing everything, very unhappy with this outcome he knew he couldn’t intervene since it the rumors would travel.


 Oh hell no he thought to himself, watching the scene in front of him. The guy was messing with her hair and pulling it back so he could see her eyes. Kyungsoo gets more and more agitated *gif* when she blushes as a response. I have to get up and ruin the mood he thought to himself while getting out of his seat until he was called for a makeup check. In agony he follows and leaves her there with the guy.


Lay holds the flowers nervously in his hands wondering if it was the right time to tell her or not. While she walks towards him giving him a smile this man appeared and started up a conversation. “No I was just on my way out.” she says to the man but the guys begged her to stay a little longer, “After we could walk to the park.” he say giving her a smirk she was hesitant but accepted. Lay throws his flowers into the trashcan leaving out the door. 


Luhan just watches her get hit on he can’t make a scene because he’s with EXO and it would be obviously that he likes her in front of them. If they found out they would be upset since he has to stay focused but he’s never focused when he see’s men talking to her, it ticks him off. 


Sehun doesn’t know what to do.Should I walk up there and grab the guys collar or take her hand and take her somewhere? He walks away and lets the guy flirt with her but during dance practice with EXO he wonders if it was the right thing to do because he has feelings but wonders if she’ll accept him for being who he is. 


Suho stands in the hall and seeing her with another man. She doesn’t know his existence beside him being a star and confessing might make her distance herself futher, Suho watched as his chances dwindled heartbroken. 


Tao has loved her since he first ran into her backstage. She was a fan of EXO but she wasn’t really allowed to converse with them. Tao always saw her smiling and never really saw her talk to any guys. Tao was getting ready to get on stage and he took a glimpse of her getting hugged by a guy. Tears welled up in his eyes and he had to calm himself.


Rage burned inside of him. She stood there looking anxious like she wanted to get away from the guy that was hitting on her. Xiumin wanted nothing to do but punch the dude in the face no one bothers the girl he has his heart set on. Eventually the guy walked away and he gave out a sigh of relief. 


*gifs do not belong to me they belong to their rightful owners*