i shit bats

anonymous asked:

I wish I could find it again to show that I'm not bat shit crazy but I once read a fic where this chick slept with Harry and then like the next day Harry was at her house and plot twist it was her dad or something all I remember is that she slept with Harry and turned out Harry was related to her

you’d think that nothing would phase me at this point but that’s the worst…. that is just literally the worst thing ever

a not-entirely-earthling stinky boy

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anonymous asked:

So rewind all the way back to 7x04 when Michonne turns over to see a sleeping Rick and gets visibly frustrated, like how can he sleep soundly after all of this? Fast forward to 7x12 and now we know he hasn't been sleeping at all. And the way he took watch and was gonna play it off like he just liked doing it? It guts me. GUTS me.

Yes, I’ve been thinking about that 7x04 moment since he said he hasn’t been sleeping. And I was like, “Well you sure were sleeping that one morning…🤔” But I also thought about how he woke up so easily when Michonne left, and maybe that was after being up all night. He seems to be stealing naps when he can, which made me sad on its own. But I almost forgot about him pretending he liked keeping watch! Ugh, my heart. He was just gonna suffer in silence.

Reasons YJ should have continued...
  • BATMAN: Superman, get over the fact that Connor's other parent is one of your enemies, that he was created without your knowledge, that his existence makes you figuratively a deadbeat dad and that he was literally trained to kill you. Take the boy in hand.
  • SUPERMAN: (holds up Damien by scruff of neck)
  • DAMIEN: RAWWWWWRWR.
  • BATMAN: God dammit.

listen……cassandra, duke and damian (when he’s older and more level-headed) would all make a good Batman™…the only legacy characters i’ll accept as batman tbh

Stuck with Me

PART 1

Originally posted by bridget-malfoy-stilinski-hale

Sam x Reader (eventually)

Words: hair under 1,700

A/N: Once upon a time I had this little idea, next thing I know it turned into a multi-part monstrosity. It’s been in the works for a while now, and is pretty much done so I’ll be updating it on a pretty regular basis (probably twice a week). Thanks as per usual go out to my darling wifey Beka ( @impala-dreamer ) who has listened to me bang my head against the wall more than once and assured me I wasn’t bat shit crazy for putting this out there.  

P.S. this will shift POV’s periodically, hopefully it isn’t confusing (but please let me know if it is).


“Hey sweetheart. What’re you doing in here so late?”

“Hungry. AGAIN. And I swear I’m going to turn orange soon because carrots are the only thing I want to eat.”

“Well I’ll leave you to it, just came for some water. Don’t stay in here too late – that’s my niece you’re growing in there – you need your rest.”

“Goodnight. Dean.”

Dean shot up in bed, so confused by the dream he wasn’t really confident where he was.

What. In. The. Hell.

Dreaming about pretty girls wasn’t exactly out of the ordinary. Dreaming about pretty girls, pretty very-pregnant-carrot-eating-in-my-kitchen girls sure as shit was. Niece? Seriously. Did he drink last night? Wrong question. How much did he drink last night?

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what if in sonic forces you could name your character?
that would be pretty cool, but yall know that there will be THAT people who would name their character “sonic” or some shit like that
if something like this would happen, i imagine a sonic character responding to that and refusing your character to be named this way, something similar to undertale, like:
- sonic: hey, cool name, buddy, but there is only one sonic - which is me!
- knuckles: are you trying to steal my name? no, thats NOT happening! i am a great guardian, after all
- rouge: do you really think its right to steal someones name, sweetie?
- shadow: there cant be two ultimate lifeforms, try again
i tried to do other characters, but i couldnt stay in-character enough, oops
also sorry for cringeworthy impersonations
BONUS:
coldsteel - psssh…nothin personnel…kid…

P.S. you are allowed to add more, because of me lacking sonic character writing skills, whoops

this looks so bad cause i wanted to finish this today n i have to leave for bed rn RGFHJHTMFGT

  • Ifrit: i was raising hell babies before you were born
  • Nyx: don't you ever shut up
  • Ifrit: i know you did
  • Nyx: yo

A little present for @caora because she likes bats? Something felt missing so I tried adding some ‘lavender’ but… uhhhhh… oops. Sorry! No going back now, but I hope you like it! It took longer than I expected, but at least it’s done haha I I am so sorry I really tried but it just !!!!!! Feel me???? Love you :)

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Happy Mother’s Day!! 💕👑

Ahh, what can I say about my little Frenchie? This little light skinned lady has done so much for me and I feel like I can never do enough to thank her for everything. She and my dad had me when they were really young and they’ve both done a bomb ass job raising me but we’re not here to talk about my dad. That’s what Father’s Day is for 😂 My mom constantly drives me crazy with her goofiness and her motherliness but she’s also the reason why I haven’t gone bat shit crazy over the past 21 years. She’s gotten me through a lot of things and I am super grateful. She always has my back and I don’t think I could’ve dreamt of or wished for a greater mom. Thanks for all you’ve done Ara! 💕

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there, existing and soon-to-be! You all deserve the world today and always 💕