i shipped everyone with everyone

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i cannot stop thinking about this glorious tweet about keith’s dad seeing keith’s hot galra mom for the first time

Haikyuu; Things everyone forgets
  • Daichi has one tooth less
  • Tanaka and Asahi have played in all the matches without resting at all
  • Kageyama didn’t appear to have any friends while at middle school
  • None of the ships is canon
  • Yachi is neglected by her mother
  • Yamaguchi
  • Hinata is still growing
  • Tshukishima felt inferior to Hinata
Marinette and Adrien accidentally swap Kwamis
  • Adrien: Oh my gosh oh my gosh I have so many questions what is LadyBug really like? She's just so amazing I love her can I meet her I want to marry her omg I'm freaking out by the way I'm Adrien I can't believe I met Ladybug's Kwami!!!
  • Tikki: wait you're that boy Marinette lik-HOLY CRAP HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KWAMIS
  • Adrien: shit
  • ~
  • Marinette: uh so what exactly are you?
  • Plagg: my name is Plagg and I'm Chat Noir's Kwami
  • Marinette: oookayyy do you want a cook-
  • Plagg: it's Adrien 100% Adrien he is Chat Noir totally him I have proof yep lady Adrien Agreste is Chat Noir deal with it also screw cookies where's the cheese
  • Marinette: *loud screaming*
I wonder if they shipped my ship or not…
— 

my actual dad 2k17

(he was talking about an amazon order but let’s just appreciate that out of context)

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eternal mood (inspired by this textpost

girls don’t want boys girls want 10000x more star wars femslash content than there currently is

Voltron Code Names
  • Lance: From now on, we will be using code names.
  • Lance: You can address me as Eagle One.
  • Keith: *scoffs*
  • Lance: Hunk is "Been There Done That."
  • Hunk: *chokes on his food*
  • Lance: Keith is "Currently Doing That."
  • Keith: *blushes and looks at the ceiling*
  • Lance: Shiro is... "It Happened Once, in a Dream."
  • Shiro: Wait wha-
  • Lance: Allura is "If I Had to Pick a Girl."
  • Allura: *crosses her arms*
  • Lance: And Pidge is...
  • Lance: Eagle Two.
  • Pidge: Oh, thank god.