i ship them and your argument is invalid

Dear antis,

No, I don’t hate Rey (if I hated her, I’d let you play with her). No, I am not racist (I just started shipping stormpilot as soon as Finn rescued Poe). No, I am not a rape apologist (that argument is invalid because he didn’t rape her, because if he did, than Vader raped Luke which is even more disturbing considering Luke is his son). Whether I’m an abuse survivor or not is NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!!!

Why do I ship them? Because I can. Why can’t you leave us alone? Because you’re a bunch of thought police morons who think you’re saving the world when all you’re really doing is adding to our block lists.

Sincerely,
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR TAG!!!!!