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Shatt, what about Pussy?

I’m sorry guys but I’m against Shatt… But just the name. Let me explain. Shatt, the sound of it, it just means pussy in French. Well I had this discussion with my best friend where we were looking for a Shiro x Matt ship name (we still didn’t know how it was called). We were wondering… Maybe “Mattiro”? “Mattro”? No sounds awful. “Shiratt”? What the heck! And then I just shouted “Shatt”! Out of nowhere. I just forgot to tell you… I was in a Starbucks when it happened. I’m French and I live in France. I just shouted pussy in the middle of a crowded Starbucks, thank you very much.

Originally posted by nickelodeon

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so it begins

  • Me: I like McHanzo sure, but IDK man, I'm just not that into it like everybody else...
  • Me: [sees anything McHanzo related that contains Bottom!McCree]
  • Me: [kicks down the McHanzo fandom's door while holding up my Bottom!McCree cup]
  • Me: <i>GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO QUENCH MY THIRST</i>
Friends and Class Marathon (Best of)

-The song is okay I guess*three episodes later*WE GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

-You see Ram’s hot but Matteusz and Charlie are cute.

-The coach is hot.

-(Charlie)so precious!

-I want April’s dress.

-I don’t care. I ship it. (About the 12th Doctor and miss Quill.)

-Blood. Blood and more blood.

-SHE KISSED A ROBOT?!

-I want to combine with you…wow smooth

-No! He can’t kiss April! No! Ram’s mine! Back off!

-“I actually ship Ram and April.”“You are no longer my friend! Ram is mine.”

-They had sex. The Shadow Kin had sex. RIP eyes.

-The only couple allowed to sail in this show is Marlie!

-I want to cry. HE’S LOST AND MATTEUSZ IS HIS HOPE.

-See now I know why you love Detained so much…YOU’RE EVIL

-Is he telling the truth? Is he afraid of Charlie? HE CAN’T! HE LOVES HIM! IT’S A LIE!

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-This episode should be called “Lets all attack Charlie”

-HOW IS SHE PREGNANT?!

-There are only eight episodes and we had like 4 sex scenes.

-Oh nooooo

-Why are you laugh—NOOOOO RAM’S DAD

-“Will April finally die?”*another friend throws pillow at her*“RAM WILL BE MINE ONE DAY!”

-BLACK IS THE COLOR OF MY TRUE LOVE’S HAIIIIRRRR*sobs*

-What now? Is she dead? No she can’t be dead!

-EVI STOP SMILING RAM LOVED HER!

-A TEAR DOWN MATTEUSZ’S CHEEK. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS!

-These angels look creepy.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE AREN’T OTHER EPISODES?

I can’t believe Noctyx is a thing… Noctnyx? Nyxnoct? Caelric? Ulricaelum?

Why I like Scifell -rant (sort of, I’m not mad or anything but whatev.) - LONG POST WARNING!!!!

I’m actually kinda confused on why Scifell is called a crackship. I mean, yeah, they’re the same person. But looking at the AU/ Roleplaying parts of the fandom, Sanscest is becoming more and more of a common thing. and it’s been getting more and more popular, so Scifell being called a crackship by that regard alone doesn’t really make sense to me, when other Sanscest ships aren’t called crackships at all. ( I’m saying I haven’t seen afterdeath, and most of the other popular Sanscest ships be called a crackship. if people call it that and I’m just missing it than please correct me, but I’ve only ever seen Scifell be called a crackship.)

I personally see a crackship as two people who have no interactions at all, and they have no dynamic. I am NOT one of those people where two characters look at each other and I’m like “ I SHIP IT!!”     I don’t do that. If I don’t see how something would be romantic (or even platonic, really) between them, Then I won’t ship it. (like, the character having no positive feelings for the other character.if its all negative than It’s hard for me to get into it) (the only real exception being afterdeath, and I only like it because I am thoroughly convinced that Geno’s just a tsundere. and that they would actually have a nice relationship if he opened up and saw deaths nice side, but that’s why you don’t see me draw them a lot.)  

but if you’re some one who’s like “ BUT EMME, SCI AND EDGE DON’T HAVE CHEMISTRY!” WELL YOU ARE WRONG SIR/MA’AM. I ship scifell because I love the dynamic between the two, I love how they interact with each other. If that wasn’t there, than I wouldn’t ship it. 

If you don’t see what I’m talking about than here:

  • Science is snarky and Edge is kinda an asshole. Sarcasm is a key part in their dynamic ( Example being their nicknames of “nerd” and “Edgy mc my chemical romance.”) they like joking around with one another and just being sarcastic with one another.
  • Edge genuinely doesn’t know how to talk to people. Science is awkward and anxious, but at least he socializes and tries to make friends with the others. ( even becoming buds with blueberry, even if it was short-lived.) Science helps Edge break out of his shell. ( examples: where Sci teaches Edge to turn off his eye, wants to help him and gets him to talk about his problems, and gets him to join the rebellion against blueberry. things I doubt he would do if he didn’t meet Sci.)

-that blush.

- Sci and Edge are both sinister in a sense. while not having evil intentions like swap, Sci is a minister of war, and believes in controlling the flow of information. while Edge, again, is kinda an asshole and likes to mess with people and be a jerk. even though its -mostly- towards people who deserve it. (they’re basically the perfect partners (or lovers) in crime.) 

- Edge is protective of his nerd.

- they are both awkward.

- you get on their bad side and they would both probably plot your murder.

- Sci is more reserved and polite while Edge is loud and rude.  ( I find it super interesting that these two can be super similar in some ways, while be very different in others.)

- Fell’s eyes go back to being white when he sees/ is around Sci. Meaning he finds Sci relaxing in a sense. like he can just chill and have a good time while he’s around him and not always having to be alert and ready for a fight all the time. 

AND OF COURSE:

-Sci is gay for Edge. 

-Edge shows some amount of gay for Sci. ( even though I think it will grow the longer CPAU goes on.)

AND ALSO:

- Nothing is better than two dorks who can be dorks together. 

That’s why I don’t think it should be called a crackship. I love their chemistry and how they act. if you wanna call it a crackship, than thats perfectly fine, you call it what you want to call it. I just don’t really understand why, when they have such an interesting dynamic and it makes perfect sense to me, why it’s referred to as a ship that (BY DEFINITION OF THE TERM “CRACKSHIP”) doesn’t make sense.

I think It makes perfect sense. it’s adorable. it makes me happy. and no one can change that.

(all pictures used belong to the crayon queen.)

all orders have been shipped, thank u everyone for buying u_u <3 i hope everything arrives safely!

i wanted to keep some for myself but having 6 individual keychains this big was such a hassle for me so they would be arranged like this! sadly i had to give away that mc (but then i broke it so that was a waste sjdnfdsjkf) but have this picture of what couldve been

i saw a couple other people doing appreciation weeks for other characters, and i was wondering if anyone would be interested in a clone/clone appreciation week? 

my idea is that it will be all open-ended! any clone/clone pairing you ship, in any capacity (romantic, sexual, platonic/familial) can be talked about, as long as your posting positive/appreciative things about them! 

we’ve got a lot of amazing clone/clone pairings out there and they deserve some focus and positive attention :)

tagging @punky-monkey, @andrxmedas, @coshayphinelove, @geekspiralling, @orphanbeige, @valiantprincess, @phantomspacecop since you guys said you’d all be interested?

there’s no set week yet, perhaps the first or second week of september, and i don’t have any specific themes yet for each day. but this week will be for anyone who wants to positively celebrate their favourite clone ships :) fan fics, fan art, meta posts, gif sets, commentaries, headcanons, music videos, manips, edits… anything you want to contribute is totally fine :D

more details to come (and perhaps a specific blog!:)

Overwatch ships: a story by me
  • <p> <b>Me, having just entered fandom:</b> Wait, why ship Genji and Hanzo they're brothers. No.. but.. nooo<p/><b>Me, seeing mccree:</b> well I guess I can ship genji and hanzo if mccree is in the middle<p/><b>Me, now:</b> love ur brother love ur gay dads love ur stupid pet dog I dont care genji u can love who ever u want I love everyone ship everything<p/></p>

Titanic starters

  • “You are so full of shit.”
  • “All right, enough of that bullshit.”
  • “Okay, so she’s a very old goddamn liar.”
  • “It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint.”
  • “It was the ship of dreams to everyone else.”
  • “Outwardly, I was everything a well brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.”
  • “We’re the luckiest sons of bitches in the world.”
  • “We need a little color in this room.”
  • “The difference between [name]’s / your taste in art and mine is that I have some.”
  • “I can see the Statue of Liberty already.”
  • “I’m the king of the world!”
  • “Do you know of Dr. Freud? His ideas of the male preoccupation of size might be of particular interest to you.”
  • “I saw my whole life as if I’d already lived it.”
  • “I felt like I was standing at a great precipice with no one to pull me back. No one who cared, or even noticed.”
  • “Just give me your hand. I’ll pull you back over.”
  • “Don’t presume to tell me what I will and will not do.”
  • “You let go, and I’m going to have to jump in there after you.”
  • “It would hurt. I’m not saying it wouldn’t.”
  • “I know what ice fishing is!”
  • “You just seem like, you know, kind of an indoor girl.”
  • “Come on, give me your hand.”
  • “You don’t want to do this.”
  • “I’ll have to get you to write that one down.”
  • “I’ve got you. I won’t let go.”
  • “This is completely unacceptable!”
  • “What made you think you could put your hands on my fiancée?!”
  • “I was leaning over and I slipped.”
  • “Like I said, women and machinery do not mix.”
  • “Well the boy’s a hero then.”
  • “Can I bum a smoke?”