i shat on you

anonymous asked:

pls consider: jefferson stammering through ben wyatt's weird, halting monologue from when he had to go on tv and kept bringing up the bird in the studio and how everyone has gay thoughts and burr shOWS THE TAPE TO EVERYONE AND HAM IS SO GLEEFUL

thank you for reminding me that scene exists

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OK NOW FOR THE REAL THING I WAS EXCITED TO SHARE TODAY!!! 

I SPENT LIKE FIVE DAYS WORKIN ON THIS IM SO PROUD OF HOW IT TURNED OUT :DDDD HOPE YA LIKE 

  • England: I didn't mean to, France!
  • France: t-that surprised me! How could you? After all that we've been through??
  • England: I'm sorry, it was a mistake. Please, don't end this. We've worked too hard for this special bond, this relationship to end!
  • France: I don't think I can... i-it's not normal... I'm just so shocked. It's too much for me to take in!
  • America: ... what are you guys doing?
  • France: England complimented me! He said that he liked my shirt! England! H-How could you??
  • England: no, no, I'm sorry. I meant that your shirt looks like you yourself shat on it. I promise, France, I promise!
  • France: no, now you're just being mean to cover up that compliment... I... I don't know if we should hate each other's guts and tear it to pieces anymore.

I saw a few people in my recent tags asking HOW and one kind sweet user asking what bears the most money so I’m going to share my success story. I’m tagging @alice-elizabethscott , @xxkalleexx , @drunkenwhaleer , and @seismitoadsbutt,    cause I saw y’all in the notes There were a lot more but they were anons

SO Y’ALL WANNA KNOW HOW TO DO THE THING? LEMME SHOW YOU

You will need a game year, roughly 928 Starfruit seeds, the greenhouse, 6 iridium sprinkers, as many kegs as you can possibly craft, 157 casks, your favorite music, and a LOT of patience.

I’m putting it under a readmore because hot dang it’s a long post. It woudln’t be as long but I wanted to put pictures in 

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Conflicting Love

Originally posted by mintsugakookies

Genre: romance/Fluff/Angst/Semi smut (maybe ?)
Pairing: Jungkook& Unknown 
Length:  754 words
Summary: Your friend Jimin is a new intern at your workplace and your boyfriend Jungkook ,who happens to be a superior, isn’t pleased at the sight of you and Jimin together.



You stared at him and he stared back at you. You knew something was wrong with the way his piercing eyes were glued onto you. He had this way of staring you up and down as if it was something natural. Jungkook never had any shame to express how he felt and this time his blood was boiling with anger at the sight of you and the new intern Park Jimin. Watching you from afar was only adding fuel to the fire.

“Are you sure this is alright?” Jimin stuttered as he watched jungkook’s orbs darkening at the sight of jimin whispering onto your ears

“Are you scared of my boyfriend, jimin?” you chuckled in response “He doesn’t bite! I promise”

“No, he doesn’t bite but he probably has a plan to murder me” Jimin bit on his bottom lip

“Relax” you rub your friend’s arm in reassurance

“No, how can I relax when Jeon Jungkook is staring at me”

“What?” you raised a suspicious brow “Do you like him or something?”

“E-Excuse you!!!! I do NOT LIKE HIM! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!”

“Oh lord” you sighed before tapping his arm “You’re the third one”

“What?”

“The third friend who falls for him” you rolled your eyes

“Pardon?” jimin stepped back

“Get in line buddy, Jungkook is quite popular” you comment “I, myself can’t even believe he’s my man”

“I don’t like him!” jimin protests “I’m about to shit my pants because he keeps on staring at me with knives in his eyes!”

“Jungkook does kill people though” you nod

“K-K-Kill??!!!!!”

“He’s amazing at seduction that’s what I meant “you add before whispering in his ear “One smirk and he gets what he wants”

“Just exactly…” Jimin runs his tongue across his bottom lip in frustration” why are you so cool about this?! He could be a player! Why are you dating him?”

“I got used to it” you cross your arms on your chest “Jungkook is not a player if that’s what you want to know. He may get what he wants, but once he’s stuck onto something, he never leaves it.”

“Are you sure this is a healthy relationship?” Jimin rubs his temples in frustration

“Oh no jimin, you don’t understand” you shook your head “there’s nothing healthier than a relationship with jungkook”

“What?”

“This kid forces me to eat vegetables everyday” you growl “Can I just squish his face” you express discontentment

“Am I allowed to puke now?” Jimin cringed

“You do like Jungkook” you nod

“I do not!”

“Oh look! Jungkook is coming over here!” you comment

“F*ck” Jimin pulls your arm and hides behind you

“Why are you hiding? Does he makes you nervous?” you smirk

“Stop speculating shit like that! And why did you lie! I almost shat my pants you son of a @#$E@#$@$”

“I’m a female” you stare at him

“And I’m a mochi! So what?! You’re still being unfair to me!”

“Jimin…” you turn around to face him “It’s okay to fanboy over my boyfriend”

“I am NOT FANBOYING” jimin scowled

“Who’s not fanboying?” Jungkook’s voice made every nerve in jimin’s body freeze

“I-I-I… Good morning sir” jimin bows

“Is he the new intern we hired ?” Jungkook stared at you

“Yes” you smiled “He’s very cute isn’t he?” you poked jimin

“You better shut the front door before I—“jimin glared at you “I mean… yes sir…” Jimin bowed to jungkook

Jungkook stopped on his tracks to analyze each and every feature of the new worker. From his clothing style, to his hair to the way his eyes crinkled every time he made that dumb smile. One thing that caught jungkook’s attention was…

“Very small…” Jungkook smirked

“S-Small?” Jimin stuttered

“Jungkook” you furrowed your brows “Don’t be so rude”

“Not rude. I was just stating facts” he responded staring at jimin “ I believe you might want to make your presence as small as you are if you want to keep on being an intern here , Park Jimin-ssi”

“Jungkook” you pinch his arm “I-I’m sorry jimin-ah, he can be a bit cranky in the mornings”

“No… It’s all good” Jimin stuttered “I’ll just go do my work” he stammered before leaving both of you in a staring contest

Jungkook wasn’t being his usual self and the way his dark orbs locked onto yours, gave off a completely different feeling than the normal Guy you were used to. What was wrong with him?

To be continued…


DO NOT RE-POST/PLAGIARISE/TRANSLATE /DISTRIBUTE, I’M WATCHING YOU.

I wrote this on impulse lol and I wanted it to be more dramatic than that but I ended up writing fluff/crack.Request for a part 2 if you want more :) <3 This is just a drabble I wrote for fun, so I hope you had fun reading it as well <333

ALRIGHT ELLA SINCE I GUESS I’M SUCH A  BIG NAME FANDOM BULLY ,   I’M GONNA BE THE ONE TO MAKE THE   CALL OUT POST !!!   are we ready guys ?   this one is gonna be a doozy .   hold on to your seats ,   because  @LEGILLIMENCYY  is definitely a  stealer ,   and i’m sick of the way she has treated my good friend  ally ,   as well as others on this stupid fucking website .

i had made  a smaller post  about this last night for my followers ,   but since this problem has  continued  to escalate ,   ella has given me  no other choice .   we are here now ,   in this  toxicity  called  call out culture .   i’m normally not a fan of it ,   but this time i had to speak up .   ally is my  friend ,   a long time friend at that .   and when you fuck with her ,   you fuck with me .

so let’s start at the  beginning ,   shall we ?   the basis of everything you’ve  stolen ?   i say your   theme insp.  is as good a place to start as any :

i just …   wow .   that is …   that is some  damn good   inspiration  you stole there ,  huh ?   ripped off practically her entire edited agirlingrey code ,   right down to the  font styles and link placements .   i can’t even give you ps credit because even your bg image looks extremely similar to ally’s .   so i guess  kudos  to you for knowing how to steal other people’s codes .

but you didn’t  stop  there ,   did you ?   no ,   of course not !   why  would you ?   you were already stealing her code ,   why not go ahead and steal some of her  headcanon’s  too ?

wow dude .   just wow .   did you even  rewrite  it ?   or just  copy / paste ?   and yes ,   please make sure to look at the  hovered dates  on each :   ally’s is from  6 months ago ,   while ella’s  copied version  dates back less than a week to even  HOURS  at least .   you even stole her  tag name ,   which is pretty  sad .

and then ,   when you were finally called out on your stealing ,   you  BLOCKED  ally for calmly trying to talk to you ,   for  ASKING  you to take down  HER  content .   it was only after  i and a few others  started sending messages that you  BLOCKED US AS WELL ,   and then  messaged  ally with the most   insincere ,   bullshit excuse ever heard ever up to date :

i see  a lot  of things  wrong  with this ,   so let’s just name them off ,   shall we ?   1 .    and none of us  –  with the exception of oc blogs  –  actually created these characters so to claim any kind of originality to anything is honestly bull.          i just …   what ?   what kind of  fresh hell  is this ?   that is like ,   the  shittiest excuse  ever made up ,   like ever .   that’s like a  7 year old  who knows they did wrong trying to  back track  and get out of the blame .   i just want you to know ,   that every writer is laughing right now .   we are all laughing ,   because that is honestly the  stupidest  thing i have ever fucking read in my entire life .

2 .    but since you and your little group of friends are all worked up about it i’ll delete my headcanons and kind of start my blog over.          fuck ,   i would  love  to stop you right there ,   but there’s  so much more  i need to get to .   um .   ally’s friend group  ISN’T  little .   there are  loads  of people on this site that have her back ,   and  love  her for being the person she is ,   not the   fake sickly sweet  bitch you think she is .   oh ,   and  yes  ella ,   i have the screenshot  of that ask ,   too !   you know ,   the one you  deleted ?   let’s post that too ,   huh ?

oh wow ,   and look at all those  vague posts  there too ;   newsflash ,   ella :   that anon on the right ,   the one who called you worthless ?   that wasn’t ally .   ally doesn’t stalk your blog .   i think you kind of have that  backwards  huh ?   considering all your headcanon posts are hers from what ,   6 months back ?   i think that seems a little  stalkerish ,   hmm ?

but i digress ,   getting back to your  shitty excuse of an apology :   3 .    but whatever. i’ll  [ delete ? ]  my headcanons and start fresh …          so …   they’re  not  technically yours ,   considering you weren’t the one who thought of them .   and if you were going to  delete  them ,   why are they  still  on your blog ?   why did you lie ?

listen ella ,   none of us wanted it come to this ,   but  you made this .   you did this to yourself .   not only did you steal ally’s things and take extreme inspiration from her ,   but you lied about it ,   and dragged her name through the proverbial mud ,   and i  for fucking one  will not  take that sitting down .   so take down your stolen headcanons ,   make a theme that isn’t based off of someone else’s ,   and come up with your own goddamn things ,   or face my wrath .   the next time i see this happening with you ,   i  will report you to tumblr for  theft  and  harassment .   what you’ve done is  childish ,   it’s  pathetic  and  immature  and  unbecoming .   i’m  not  sorry to drag your ass through the fucking dirt like you did ally and present you to the public :   a dirty fucking thief with the attitude to match .

get off your goddamn high horse .   no one here accepts the shit that you’re pulling ,   so there’s no need for your shitty self entitlement ,   k ?   k .

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

mmmm my cat jumped onto me while i was holding a boiling cup of tea ;__; it went all over my phone, mouse, computer and me but it’s ALL GOOD everyone and thing is fine 

ALSO OTHER NEWS

im doing what i didn’t want to do….. and pausing the edit challenge ahhhhh!! yeah i have like 2 days still drafted but im not happy w/ them so it’ll be on hold for a little bit. so yeah, im going to play w/ lana and chayton ilyyy

my feels

Hell, i watched The Magnificent Seven again today (well, yesterday as it’s almost like 1 a.m), with my best friend, and i just figured that it’s Vasquez that might have indirectly given the idea of the cigarette for the dynamite to Faraday.

That one scene between the two of them where that damn gambler has the brilliant idea to smoke while they’re working with the explosives, Vasquez makes a comment on it, and Faraday tosses the cigarette at his dear mexican.


Gods damnit……i’m going to need more of Manuel Garcia Rulfo’s bright smile to get over this.

What got you into fanfiction?

Me: I was in 7th grade (2007-2008), in my computer class. While the teacher was up front writing on the board, I was avoiding classwork and decided to see “what Naruto character I was” lol,  on this site called quizilla (lmao how many of you remember that site?) so after I took the test, I noticed some fan made stories of Naruto and decided to check it out.


My fucking god, I almost shat myself. Do you know what I was reading??


Fucking Kakashi Hatake was spanking Ino and realized he could stimulate her. Then they did the dance with no pants. I’m thinking, is this shit legal? will i get arrested? is this porn?!?! I almost died right then and there. 


Then I found stories where I could be a character. I almost shat myself again at the excitement of being in a relationship with a fucking Naruto character.


Here I am years later, still addicted, not seeking help. 

some things i admit i have said out loud in public in finnish in foreign countries because i was overwhelmed by the liberating feeling of being 99% sure that nobody can understand me
  • “walk faster you idiots”
  • “that man looks like he listens to maroon 5 and has no opinions”
  • “why would she buy that disgusting crap bread”
  • “sweden sucks”
  • “you know i havent shat in 3 days”
  • (next to a police officer) “hey i am a dangerous criminal with guns and bombs arrest me”
  • *bunch of finnish profanities for no reason*
  • “do you think she realizes i am drunk” 
  • “i want to steal his phone”
  • “please don’t sit next to me please don’t sit next to me pleas– oh crap”
  • “did you notice that man next to you eats his own snot”
  • “hey don’t look at that woman on your right and let’s pretend we are talking about something very important and completely unrelated but do you think she looks like our old math teacher”
  • “i cant believe he is really wearing crocs”
  • “why are all these clothes in this store so ugly”
  • “how do we get rid of this person”
  • “i am sure everybody in this bus can smell that i haven’t showered in 4 days”
- Chapter Ten -

“There are a million reasons why this shouldn’t work…but there is only one reason why it should…”


31 weeks

What no one ever warns you about when you are pregnant, is how emotional you really get. Yeah, they will throw it around here and there, use it as an excuse to why they overreact and become a literal space case, but really it’s so much more than that. You truly lose every bit of your ability to mask your feelings. You get angry and boil over faster than a steaming kettle, you cry at the drop of a hat, you even, without meaning to, take things much more seriously than they are intended.

You also became vastly more aware of all of these feelings surging inside you. Even if it’s the very last thing you want to do.


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and i’ve grown familiar
with villains that live in my head
they beg me to write them
so i’ll never die when i’m dead

i love chapters 6-7 too much 

anonymous asked:

HC on how Hamilsquad (And maybe James and Jefferson too) Would be like when they found out that the reader is scared of darkness?

Alexander

-He is lowkey scared of the dark, too (due to his traumatic experience with hurricanes)

-Found you you with your phone flashlight on at midnight

-“Honey, why are you still up?”

-“It’s dark, I’m scared”

-He held you tightly in his arms until you fell asleep.

-He now does it every night.

John

-Woke up next to you in bed and saw you shaking

-Went to kiss your face and felt tears on his lips.

-“ Babe! Are you okay?”

-“It’s so dark! I’m scared and I can’t see you!”

-He held your hand till dawn broke.

-He proceeded to buy you a turtle night light.

Lafayette

-He found out during a power outage

-Your were chilling out watching a Disney movie when the electricity went out.

-You clung to him like a koala.

-“Mon amor, are you alright? What’s wrong?”

-“I-I don’t know, I’m scared”

-He picked you up and took you to go get candles

–You had a romantic candle lit dinner until the lights came back on.

Hercules

-That’s actually how you met.

-You were at the library on a stormy evening when the power went out.

-You let out a high pitched squeal in fear.

-You saw a big masculine shadow and you almost shat your pants.

-“Hey, I heard you scream. Are you alright?”

-You shrugged. “I’ve been better,” you squeaked, clinging onto your book.-

-He smiled. “You’re cute. I’ll stay here with you,” he said, chuckling.

-He sat with you the entire time using his phone flashlight until the rain let up and then he walked you home.

Thomas

-You had told him but he never realized how serious it was.

-One day he came home later than usual and found all the lights on.

-“ Sweetie, are you okay? Why are all the lights are on?”

-“Yeah. Just come in here, please.”

-You told him how serious your fear actually was.

-He never came home late again.

James

-Also high key afraid of the dark.

-He told you he was afraid first.

-“This is so embarrassing, but I’m really scared of the dark.”

-“Well, to be honest, I am too. I hate the dark.”

-Whenever you sleep together, you have a small lamp on the bedside table

@timebenderss and I are doing an art trade and we were talking about a Voltron Young Justice AU (cause we’re AU trash bins).

Anyway, I got excited and shat out this quick BlueImpulse/Klance sketch so here you go.

anonymous asked:

I obviously can't come off anon, and I can't tell you what marketing department of what British broadcasting company I work for, but we have recently been told by our supervisors to NOT interact with two certain character accounts with any of our company twitter accounts. I personally don't know if they're official or fandmade either, but any way, I'm not sure what to think, make your own deductions ;) xxx

Here’s the ask I was wary about posting, but I’ve decided I’m going to anyway because why not, it’s an interesting discussion piece.

First of all Nonny, I appreciate that you know I have every right to be skeptical… I’ve had so many people come to me in the past claiming one thing or another and it never panning out so I need to maintain some skepticism.

Secondly, as someone who is remaining cautious, I suppose we can take this one of two ways:

  1. Company that shall not be named wants to ENSURE that no one interacts with the RP accounts because they don’t want to encourage something that they do not own or have and cannot promote it. THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. This is the most PROBABLE way to take this. OR:
  2. They actually DO have something to do with it, and don’t want the 4th wall broken, so they cannot have the characters interact with The Company. THEY HAVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT or KNOWS WHO DOES.

I’m interested in discussion on both variants of this idea.

Thank you Nonny for sharing this, if you indeed are associated; I am honoured to be a blog that a social media team member follows. <3 If not, while I do appreciate the tiny bit of hope, but DO know that it’s a bit cruel to offer false hope to people who have been shat on for months on end; I know you meant absolutely no harm, but this is thelostspecial.com all over again if this is the case.

snowwbunny replied to your post “bpdrotten: snowwbunny: bpdrotten: snowwbunny: bpdrotten: …”

You dumb fucking bitch okay it clearly says reach out to an ADULT that you can TRUST. Like hoe u can sit there in ur household for the rest of ur life and die in that hole for all I care. So boohoo your parents shat on you so what now you’ll sit there for the rest of your life? I could never get help because my parents didn’t let me blah blah police didn’t help blah blah. U dumb kids don’t know even 1% of my story OR experiences. Good? Good as me? l o l. Y'all happy y'all don’t have it “good”

You: Get professional mental health help even if you’re being abused! This is universal advice for everyone no matter what!
Me: Professional mental health help lead to massive trauma and became a tool for my abuse.
You: Call the police!
Me: The police habitually presented themselves as a threat to me and aided my abusers in blatant abuse.
You: *string of ableist misogynist insults* You’re just a dumb kid! You don’t know me!

So the only reason anybody could disagree with you is because they’re a kid who lacks experience? Sweetie, I’m a grown-ass adult; believe it or not, adults have teenage experiences too. And my point was that we actually fucking tried exactly what you told people to try, repeatedly, and it hurt us worse every single time.

So yeah. I have experience. It says your “solutions” are half-assed and don’t work for everyone.

I don’t know your story, and frankly I never claimed to. But that’s just it: You don’t know the story of every single abused kid ever. Yet you prescribe a single solution and claim it will fit all of them.

I also love the false dilemma of “seek professional help regardless of your circumstances”  vs “sit in your house and never do anything ever.” Would it surprise you to know that I’ve been married, had a child, begun transition, had a bout of therapy, figured out a lot of my mental illness and my disability, found my religion, left my abusers, literally traveled across a continent to be with my loves in a supportive and abuse-free environment, and am lined up to reenter professional therapy upon my return home?

You don’t know my story either. And you’re the only one claiming to. I’ve progressed and moved forward - and, yes, back because life is not perfect - in countless ways over the past decade and a half or so. I didn’t need to subject myself to greater abuse or greater harm to do so on my terms. Which, in the end, is what matters.

You’re embarrassing yourself more with every single post you make here. Follow the first rule of holes: When you find yourself in one, stop digging.