i seriously think this man is perfect

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That Which You Cannot Undo  by: uraneia

Because the man standing on Stiles’s front porch is easily the most attractive person Stiles has ever laid eyes on. Cheekbones like cut glass. Stubble so even you could sand a canoe. Dark hair, straight nose, eyes like a watercolor painting. He looks kinda pissed. Stiles thinks, Damn, I wish I’d put on real pants.

Then he gets a hit of the guy’s aura and makes time for even more regrets.

Before he even knows it’s a tell he’s stepping back, already calling on his spark, letting power gather at his fingertips, though Goddess knows he can’t pull enough to put down a werewolf. Not one this powerful. The taste of all that strength is fresh, simmering just beneath the surface.

Stiles can see the second the guy figures out he’s a witch. His nostrils twitch and his eyes flash red.

But he doesn’t look angry anymore. In fact, he just seems… surprised. “Uh,” he says as his eyes fade back to green-brown. “Hi.”

Stiles lets the magic dissipate. It takes the last of his headache with it, and he curses himself for not thinking of that earlier. A little adrenaline rush goes a long way. “Hi,” he parrots. “Um. So you’re a werewolf.”

The man nods. “And you’re a mage.”

With a snort, Stiles corrects the word. “A witch. I’m far too young to be a mage.”

That earns him a curious look, but the guy doesn’t ask for elaboration. “My name is Derek Hale. I’m looking for Dr. Martin.”

Of course. A ridiculously hot werewolf shows up on Stiles’s doorstep. Who else would he be there for? “Well, you’d better come in, then,” he says. He’s wary, but he doesn’t actually sense any malicious intent. “Have you eaten breakfast?”

By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It’s a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

(Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

  • Physic: reads my mind"
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
  • Physic: wtf

anonymous asked:

I think if Lee sees Alfred dancing, she will forget about Jimbo and Falcone! Seriously, who resists about Alfred dancing? Alfred can dance, fight and be a good father! PERFECT MAN

3 words

I like the idea of Lee and Alfred being together. Bruce parents 2.0.

Romelza FACE 

  • I really need to sleep:
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad

My favorite thing about Mass Effect Andromeda is how the Archon looks like an actual infant child. And that’s not even a criticism like his design is actually perfect. I can imagine my Ryder posting on the squad board like “Does anyone else think the Archon has a baby face? No? Just me?”

anonymous asked:

What is the appeal of Negan and Daryl Tbh? Like I'm seriously confused. Glenn was like the perfect man, yet people get all hard for them?!

Dude I don’t know! They are so ugly too so like I don’t understand how people thirst over them? Negan is a disgusting killer who rapes women and gets off by looking at a bat with wire wrapped around it. And Daryl is the same shit over and over again. His character isn’t even interesting. His character was never interesting. It’s crazy to think people don’t like Glenn or just see him as another character. Like he’s so adorable and sweet I love and miss him so much.

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T o m H a r d y

DO I NEED TO SAY THAT I LOVE HIM?

He is so talented and hot, I wouldn’t think about it twice. Beard, no beard, hair, no hair, shirt or no shirt… Can we cherish for a moment the epitome of perfection this man is?

anonymous asked:

Man, this blog is so great. I actually started getting emotional looking through it. It is seriously SO crazy thinking about how fast time just flies by, and knowing that my childhood is actually over. I could seriously go on and on, but I just wanted to say Thank You. Cause this blog has brought back a TON of memories. ❤

you are so sweet! thank you so much for this. ♡ i think crazy is a perfect way to describe the feeling of time passing and how fast it all goes by. it literally makes me feel like i’m going crazy sometimes. life is the longest thing we’ll ever do, yet it can feel so short and fleeting. especially childhood since it’s ultimately the smallest fraction of our lifespan. we only get about a decade to be pure and free, and then it’s irrevocably gone. the irony of feeling infinite in childhood is so sad. knowing my childhood is forever over really breaks my heart. :( but we’ll always have our memories. ♡

reasons why “the game plan” is a cinematic masterpiece
  • big “fuck you” to gender roles
  • like 99% of the cast is poc
  • bedazzled football
  • dog in a tutu
  • bedazzled everything
  • dwayne jonson being a cutie
  • (seriously he’s like the manliest of manly man-men)
  • (and he volunteered for this)
  • (like he dresses up in tutus and stuff for fun)
  • amazingly wise and beautiful and perfect ballet teacher who i don’t think is actually human
  • peyton. just peyton.
  • dog in a tutu
  • football bros supporting their bro at a ballet recital
  • ballet used in a football game
  • STUPID IS A MEAN WORD
  • football bros all working to make peyton happy
  • dog in a tutu
  • paige turco who should have had more screen time
  • the cast singing burning love during the credits
  • paige turco singing during the credits
  • adorable father daughter relationship
  • the very nice message delivered by perfect ballet teacher that moms are perfect beings and dads are cool too
  • at the end of the movie they have a nice “fuck you” to capitalism
  • “i’m going to take my daughter home”
  • dog in a tutu

One thing that I’ve been seeing a lot of lately is some critique on how much is thrown at you in the trial. Like, a lot of shit goes down and a lot of info is just thrown at you with little to no context. THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I LOVE THE GAME SO MUCH. Seriously! It feels real (though I feel like the *spoilers* death of Ryder Sr. was a little rushed honestly). I mean, you’re traveling to a whole other galaxy. Things aren’t going to be easy and orderly. The first five hours of the game are chaotic and confusing, which is perfect. That’s the exact tone that I think it should be. It’s been 600 years, things have changed. You’re introduced to the Kett but know nothing about them? Yes. Because how would you know anything about them? You’re just there man. PeeBee and Drack don’t really give you much explanation as to what they’re doing? Uh, yeah? They don’t owe you shit. They feel autonomous as opposed to accessories for your Ryder to collect. What’s up with all this dark energy? You just got there man no one knows how would you? Why aren’t the other arks there? It’s literally the first five hours, the whole story isn’t going to be revealed to you. For a game that is supposed to be about exploration that’s exactly what it feels like to me. You’re not going to be handed all the answers to all these questions on a silver platter in five hours of gameplay of a massive game. And yes, a lot is thrown at you, but that’s because it’s realistic, it’s setting the tone for the rest of the game, and honestly, it makes me more curious to know what’s going to happen next. I don’t know, I’m sure there are some viable criticisms of this, but the overarching negativity surrounding this game is starting to really frustrate me.

My Opinion On Tom Holland's Portrayal of Spider-Man

Hello, tumblr. It is I, Phillip aka Goth Spider-Man with another superhero-related post (who doesn’t love those?). Today I am going to tell you how I felt about the latest live action version of Peter Parker/Spider-Man.

I want to start this off by saying that I am a HUGE Spider-Man fan and I have been since I was four-years-old. He’s my favorite superhero ever and not a day goes by where I don’t think about him.

Sooooo as a huge Spidey fan, I gotta say that Tom Holland was fucking AWESOME as Spider-Man!!! Seriously, there was nothing that I didn’t like about him. He’s perfect.

Now, I loved Tobey Maguire’s portrayal in Sam Raimi’s trilogy. He was very relatable and he captured Peter’s shy and nerdy side. I also loved Andrew Garfield’s version of the character. He was very entertaining to watch on the screen and he was funny as hell. But, in my opinion, Tom had all of those characteristics and he pulled them off very well.

In Captain America: Civil War, Spider-Man is a fifteen-year-old teenager who talked a lot when he wore the mask. I thought these were great aspects of the MCU Spider-Man, but I’ve heard complaints about these characteristics. For starters, Peter being fifteen means we get to see him grow up and become more experienced in the future. As for his tendency to talk a lot, he did this because he was very excited to be in a fight with other superheroes. I find that very amusing. Another point that I’d like to make is that in the comics, Spider-Man would often talk a lot to annoy his opponents so that they would make mistakes out of irritation, thus giving him the upper hand. That’s just part of his character.

Another thing that I liked about this version of Spidey is that he wasn’t an experienced fighter. He’s only been a superhero for six months and he wasn’t exactly a martial artist. Instead, he relied on his strength, speed, and agility to overpower his enemies. He was able to overpower Bucky’s metal arm (y'know, the same one that Captain America struggled with) and admire it. He was also able to use Giant-Man’s size against him by webbing his legs together until he couldn’t move. This shows that he is very intelligent when it comes to coming up with strategies to defeat powerful opponents.

I also really loved his relationship with Tony Stark. Stark recognized himself in Peter due to their love for science (he was impressed by his web shooters and the fact that he invented them himself) and their similar sense of responsibility. Tom Holland and Robert Downey Jr. worked well together and their scene in Peter’s apartment is a scene I will cherish forever.

In conclusion, Tom Holland is easily my favorite actor to play Peter Parker/Spider-Man on the big screen. He was funny as hell and very likable. In my opinion, he stole the show in Civil War and even though he wasn’t in it for too long, it was enough for me to get even more excited for his solo movie next year. Oh, and his costume is awesome. It looks so cool!!

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Y/N: Steve…don’t freak out.

Steve: Well that’s an interesting way to greet someone.

Y/N: I just found a magazine with us on our date.

Steve:…I’m a dead man.


Pepper: Are you seriously going to kill Steve?

Tony: That’s pretty much why I’m getting in my gear. And look the mask even has a frown. Its perfect!

Pepper: Don’t you think you’re overreacting?

Tony: Probably. Bye hon, see you for dinner.

‘Sometimes,’ said Vetinari testily, ‘it really does seem to me that the culture of cynicism in the watch is…is…’
'Insufficient?’ said Vimes. There was silence.
— 

The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett

So I was thinking of Hannigram, because when do I not, and SUDDENLY it occurred to me that there a perfect opportunity for someone more talented than myself to do a Discworld AU. Hannibal as the Machiavellian cold AF ruler of the city who becomes entranced with the takes-shit-from-no-man Commander of the Watch Will Graham. Seriously? can someone write this? Pretty please? 

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Animate was doing a special where if you buy the latest Sinbad no Bouken manga and the latest Magi manga you get this cool folder for FREE! One side is sexy magi boys and the other side is seriously that sexiest picture of Sinbad I think I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on!!! @____@ The color combination, the pose, his style, that perfect face! Help! I’m in love!