i seriously need to delete this app

i’ve been wanting to talk about this for a while.. 

i’m not trying to sound mean but you know how jk stans always complain about jk not updating twitter that often? they seriously need to take a chill pill.. (these are actual posts i saw on twitter ->) 

JK hasn’t updated twitter in months is he alive he needs to feed us”, 
did jungkook reinstall twitter on his phone i demand an update!!!!!!!!”, 
We have to make a hashtag #ComebackJungkook” 
jungkook probably deleted the twitter app to download more games.. 🙄”

…. like ok i get it you want to see your bias but he isn’t obligated to upload selcas on twitter i hope ppl realize this AND remember that jungkook has social anxiety which means it can be very difficult for him to express himself.

please give him a break he’s trying his best and he’s definitely not trying to be rude or ignore his fans on purpose. 🙏🙏

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Don’t be too harsh on me, it’s my first one. Actually…. Yes, be harsh.
As I’ve said earlier, English is not my native language, so don’t be alarmed when I’ve written something wrong or the grammatical tenses are quite not right. Don’t even get me started on my typos…
Give me feedback and comments. I grave for some constructive criticism.
I didn’t know how to end this, and I feel like I rushed the ending ‘cause I just wanted to finish this.

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Headcannons for the boys when Netflix started trending

I’m gonna rant real quick idk wtf happened but apparently this didn’t post last night so Here It Is Now


Darry:
-I think we all know it took some persuasion from Pony to invest in an account but after a while he gave in and got the up to four screens at a time pack

-Was highkey pissed when all the boys started freeloading off of it

-He’s all comfy in bed at like 9:30 getting ready to watch OISNB and he gets the message on his tv telling him that too many people are watching at once
-He checks who’s using HIS account

-He picks up his old ass phone (idk but it’s pink and has the coiled wire the bell phones)

-“GOD DAMN IT, STEVE! I JUST WANTED TO WATCH ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK IN PEACE AND I GET MY SNACK READY JUST FOR ME TO SEE YOU’RE PLAYING THREE DIFFERENT THINGS AT ONCE?”

- He’s all causal eating popcorn “Listen, Darry. They just put Moana as an option and then I saw that they have Finding Dory too and I don’t have time to watch them separately so-”

-“STEVE!”

-“PS Baby Dory is a-dor-a-ble. Totally deserved more screen time.”

-“STEVEN RANDLE!“

-“Although…I do like Ellen Degeneres’ performance…I find it quite modern and realistic.”

-“JUST TURN ONE OFF SO I CAN WATCH MY SHOW. IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY, PLEASE. IM NOT GOING TO WORK JUST TO PAY FOR YOU TO STOP ME FROM GETTING MY FIX OF CRAZY EYES!”

-“Dar, chill it’s like, what? Twelve dollars a month”

-“eleven ninety-nine.”

- “Wait…why are you watching Orange is the New Black?”

-“you know what…forget it. ENJOY YOUR FREELOADING!” He slams the phone so quick. He doesn’t ask about the last show

-Darry hates Piper, thinks she’s a total bitch

-He watches all the trending shows or the unpopular documentaries there’s no in between

-He’s a HuGe fan of Stranger Things

-Watches Friday Night Lights thinking it’ll remind him of his high school days

-He threatens to cancel the subscription when the boys piss him off

-it’s such a powerful threat that it has never gotten to the point where he actually had to do it, they cut the shit immediately

-legitimately how he gets the boys to get their shit together

Ponyboy:
-He convinced Darry by telling him that it would cost less than going to the movies all the time and a lot safer

-He’s the one constantly reminding everyone that it’s illegal to use their account because they’re cheating the company

-They all look at other with serious faces then turn back to Pony and laugh their asses off because the law has never stopped them before

-It makes Johnny feel bad but he needs his daily fix of One Tree Hill so he got over it

-The one watching The Great British Baking Show because the American version isn’t there but he finds the accents soothing

-He gets frustrated because he’ll think he knows what they’re making but it’s just a word used America that turns out to be a different thing in the U.K. (Stuff like Biscuits)

-tbh doesn’t know what they’re talking about half the time…that or has never heard of what they’re making in his entire young life

-He has the masked icon as his “who’s watching” profile picture

-He somehow managed to convince Darry to get the four screen plan but it was never so that the other guys could use too it was just because he wanted the higher HD quality they didn’t offer in the other plans

-If he watches something he’s ashamed of, knowing everyone has access to his history, he’ll go delete it

-Its like the My Little Pony marathons never happened

Sodapop:
-The one who gave the rest of the gang the username and password

-Worst mistake ever because now Dallas has Darry’s credit card information

-He doesn’t watch a lot of Netflix he mostly only went to movies to make Pony happy he only really enjoyed a few

-His attention span is just too short he can’t sit still to watch a movie for an hour or two

-Despite that, he can binge shows if he wants to

-If he’s sad he’ll watch Clueless and quotes the shit out of it

-Honestly Soda is the type to watch anything from a kids movie to a documentary on GMO foods like he only uses Netflix when he has nothing else to do

-To him it’s just one of those apps you don’t want to delete because you might need it but you never really use it

-His icon is the penguin

-He wishes they had a blue penguin

-but they don’t so he settles for the orange one

-he’s called the company multiple times to complain he’s waiting for them to call back

Two-bit:
-Fought Pony the first couple of days

-“SERIOUSLY? YOU WANT TO TAKE UP A SCREEN SO THAT I CANT WATCH MY OWN NETFLIX BUT LAST WEEK YOU COULDNT TAKE ME TO THE MOVIES?? YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO STAY YOU COULD’VE WALKED AROUND THE MALL!!”

-“Listen, PoNyBoNeR. NOBODY and I mean NOBODY watches movies on Netflix it’s all about binging Baby Daddy, my friend.”

-“WEVE HAD THE ACCOUNT FOR A WEEK NOW YOURE SUDDENLY THE NETFLIX MASTER? WE HAVE SEVEN PEOPLE ON THIS ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!”

-He ignores that last comment and answers the question, “Yes. And I say movies suck.”

-“DUDE the reviews for Wonder Woman were crazy I wanted to see it.”

-“Yeah, like I want to spend my precious time watching a lil twerp watch a chick flick.”

-Truth is he already went to see it five times

-Actually watches every show out there but mostly comedies

-Rewatches Friends all the time

-He’s never actually watched a movie tho

-He’s like Soda he can’t sit still long enough

-He wouldn’t have a problem buying his own account if he had to but using The Curtis’ is much more fun

-He had the free trial for a month but he canceled his subscription when it was over like he does with every other free trial

Dally:
-Only uses the account to watch porn in good quality

-That’s literally it I’m serious he doesn’t care for tv shows or movies it doesn’t have any other use to him

-Well he’s waiting for a good investment to come along and then he’s swiping that credit card info so
quick

-He doesn’t use it for show watching purposes but he
does fuck around with profile names and changes the pictures to piss Soda off mostly

-He changes the penguin to the Panda and it is a problem because Soda likes penguins and Pandas just aren’t the same

Johnny: 
-He watches the trendy shows and movies sometimes

-He takes Pony’s recommendations to heart because Pony loves this kinda thing so he figures Pony must know what he’s talking about

-He really likes Once Upon A Time

-And Raising Hope

-And literally any show that surrounds a group of friends because he relates to them for obvious reasons

-Okay but Gossip Girl is his shit

-The last profile has his name on it but the rest of boys share it

-Obsessed with Riverdale

-Pony didn’t fight with Johnny about using Netflix because he would tag along to movies before they got an account



Steve:
-Always pushed Darry to sign up for Hulu instead because they update faster and it’s the same price for no commercials as the 4 screen plan

-Helps Dally mess up the names

-Shamelessly watches whatever he wants

-Toddlers and Tiaras? Sure.

-My Little Pony? Yep.

-Cupcakes Wars? Hell yeah!

-Just no OITNB because that shit gets too crazy for him (RIP Dylan)

-Watches New Girl like it’s his religion

- He watched Family Guy and American Dad in the actual order they came out except for the first few seasons bc the quality/art style sucked

- He’s the type of person who need need needs to have something to snack on while he’s watching a show

-like he’ll plan it out or just save his food until he watches his show

-Laughed at Pony for spending all his time watching movies but now he never leaves his house because he’s binging shows

-They had the same conversation as the one with Two except Steve watched Wonder Woman seven times and once was with Sodapop who made him swear not to tell Pony

-But he’s a bitch so he exposed him when Soda refused to admit that Rainbow Dash is better than Pinky Pie

-Pony flipped

-Then Two came forward and it was a huge mess



This is for @maxisprettygay and @matt-dillon-trash

IM STILL SO MAD LIKE WHY DIDNT IT POST?? But at least it’s going up now

PSA.

((Yo, I’m going on hiatus for a week. I’m seriously behind in school, and I’ve been turning to RP for comfort and a distraction way too much, so I’m deleting the app for a week to see how that goes.

I really will be back in a week. I’m sure as hell not deleting. I just need to get my god damn assignments turned in to improve my grade, which shouldn’t take all that long.))

Title: Gay Best Friends

 Prompt: Dean and Cas live in the shy town of Jebbsville, where no one in the history of any of the schools has come out as even mildly homosexual. They’ve both been gay since elementary school, but haven’t actually come out in fear of how everyone will react to the first gay. They have to though, for anyone else that attends the school who is also afraid, and to put themselves out there in the world. And to find boyfriends for each other. 

Pairings: Dean and Cas (Destiel) 

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel Novak, Charlie, Lisa, Benny, Garth, and Joe

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 "This is a terrible idea,“ Cas said, quickly snatching his phone away from Dean. He was lucky he got it; Dean was only holding the phone with one hand, the other was buried in Cas’s hair.

 “Hey! I wasn’t done! And why do you think this is a bad idea? It’s actually the exact opposite,” Dean tried to grab the phone back, but if he leaned any further he would fall off the bed on Cas, who was sitting on the ground in front of him, the side of his head leaning on Dean’s leg.

“No, it’s not. It’s a terrible idea, and the more I think about it, the more I can’t believe I almost let you get away with it.

“What? We need to find boyfriends, Cas. How else are we when we can’t even come out to all the friggin’ loosers that go to our school?”

Cas closed and deleted the dating app that Dean downloaded. Cas shook his head; he got so caught up in what Dean was doing, or what Dean wanted that sometimes he didn’t even realize the seriousness of what they were doing.

What if someone from school saw and told everyone? What if he went on a date with someone from there and they tried to hurt him? Or worse-what if his brother found it?

He couldn’t handle it.

“I don’t know, Dean.” Cas answered his question, realizing he took too long. “We’re screwed. We’ll be single forever. I’ll die a virgin. You’ll die without fucking a guy.”

“Oh no, I’m not gonna let you die a virgin.” Dean said. He raked his hands through Cas’s hair.

Cas smiled. He remembered the first time he heard that-back when Dean and Cas had just started being real friends-before they told each other they were gay.

Cas was 13 and Dean was 14 and they both knew they were gay already, but no one else, not even each other knew.

It was a Friday after school, and Cas was spending the night at Dean’s house.

They were riding bikes and talking about music when it happened.

Cas had just said, “How much better is ACDC than Nirvana, really?” and Dean was thinking of an answer, but then his eyes grew huge and he started to say something along the lines of “Cas! Car, move!” when he got hit.

The next thing he remembers is Dean straddling his head and shouting his name as he called 911.

“He’s awake! He’s awake!”

Cas could only make out the greenness of his eyes and the curves of his face. Everything else was a blur.

“Say somethin’ Cas, damn it!”

When the ambulance got there, they let Dean ride with him.

“A hit and run. Someone better find that bastard who hit em.” Was the first thing Cas heard when he woke up in his hospital bed.

Dean was talking to some nurse, or doctor, Cas doesn’t really remember.

He just remembers how happy he was to wake up and find that Dean was there waiting on him.

He didn’t even notice how badly his head hurt until he tried to say something. All he got out was “Oww,” but it was enough because Dean turned to face him.

“Oh, you’re awake!”

A bunch of nurses rushed in to ask him questions. Later Dean told him it was because they felt bad for him-he had no family to be there for him. his parents were dead, so he lived with his brother, but he was out of town that weekend. Cas thinks it had something to do with work, but he cant quite remember.

Later they took the bus home, and it was quiet. Neither of them said anything, until Dean said, “You scared the hell outta me man, I though you were dead.” Dean smirked at him. “But I wasn’t gonna let you die a virgin, you looser.” 

Cas closed his eyes. Dean was still raking his hands through Cas’s hair.

He remembered how on that bus ride home the sun was setting and Dean was sitting by the window and when he looked at Dean, it couldn’t even try to compete with him.

He remembers thinking that Dean was beautiful. He remembers pushing the thought away-liking straight boys wasn’t a good idea.

Cas may have been having romantic thought about him, but the one thing he was comfortable with thinking was that they would be friends, best friends, forever. No matter what.

He wasn’t going to let some romance get in the way and ruin the good friendship that they had.

Cas, in fact, hadn’t felt that way towards Dean since that day on the bus ever again. And he was very okay with that.

Cas remembers the time when he came out to Dean, one year after the hit and run.

He hadn’t really planned it out, but he had been thinking about it for years.

They were at his house, jumping on the trampoline.

Dean was talking about Balthazar, Dean’s lab partner and Cas’s major crush.

Dean was saying, "I mean, the dude’s really smart; he really knows chemical reactions.”

And Cas was thinking what the hell. “Dean, about Balthazar,” Cas began to speak, but the words got gumbled together and he started to panic.

What was he doing? He can’t tell anyone he’s gay!

“What?”

“Look, I’m going to be honest and say that I have been hiding something from you.”

Dean blinked. “What?”

And Cas just couldn’t.

 What was he doing?

Cas took a deep breath. He was going to do it.

And as soon as Cas opened his mouth the words fell out so effortlessly that Cas was surprised at how it happened so fast.

Then he realized he wasn’t the one who said them.

Dean was.

Dean Winchester admitting that he’s gay was the second most likely thing to happen that day, though. The first was finding out that they both had a crush on Balthazar. In the end they both lost, he moved.

“Hey, Cas?” Dean saying his name pulled him back into the hair raking, leg cuddling present.

“Hhm?”

“Would you kiss a random dude in the hallway at school for ten bucks?”

‘If you could find some dude to pay me ten bucks for me to kiss them, I would ask you where the hell the guy has been hiding all my life.“

"So you would?” Dean sounded sleepy.

“Yeah, I would. Right in front of everybody.” No he wouldn’t. But what the hell?

He always got caught up in Dean Winchester.

Cas left a few hours later, when cuddling with Dean was dangerous, since his dad got home soon after. They weren’t dating, but being gay was acting like you were anyways, because cuddling feels nice when its with your friends when your gay, or a girl. Or both. Rarely neither.

The next day at school, Cas was entering the cafeteria to meet up with Dean.

They ate with all of their friends like they always do. They had chicken that day, but Cas didn’t eat much. It was gross.

Then, they all were walking to English, but Cas had to stop by his locker, so they all waited on him (Charlie, Benny, Lisa, Garth, and Jo).

Cas grabbed his notebook and closed his locker. When he turned around, Dean was holding a ten dollar bill in his hand, and everyone was quiet.

What was happening?

Dean was talking, Cas thinks he said, “I found someone who would pay you ten bucks for a kiss: me.”

Cas wasn’t sure, though. The only thing he was sure about was that since that bus ride home that day with Dean, he had seen many sunsets. All of them beautiful with all of their colors, and clouds. The hues of purple, red, and orange all rolled into one.

It was all natural; all beautiful, yet it couldn’t even be compared to the beauty of this Dean Winchester.

He was wrong, though. He had felt that way about Dean after the bus ride back. So many times, actually. Cas was confusing friendship with love.

He had both, but now he could have so much more. No more platonic stuff, this was real.

He realized in fact, that after he threw down his notebook and pinned Dean against the locker, the taste of his lips in his mouth, that Dean was very real.

He was kissing Dean hard, and their friends were cheering and videoing it with their phones.

Cas was too caught up in Dean to find it in him to care.

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