someone is getting married. that someone is dragged to a strip club for their bachelor party by the rest of the RFA+V+Saeran. just how much of a hot mess would this nightmare be?
A/N: Can y’all imagine though, can y’all imAGINE I WANNA SEE THEM IN A STRIP CLUB LMAO~Admin 404
Not even gonna lie i’m the person who says “nooo it’s embarrassing” but take me there and i’d be stuffing dollar bills down thongs like no tomorrow ~ Admin 626
-is he even alLOWED IN HERE
-OH MY GOD THERE’S SO MANY HALF NAKED PEOPLE IN HERE I DON’T WANNA BE HERE
-MC’S GONNA KILL ME
-He’s a blushing mess the whole time, he can’t even look anywhere
-Seriously, he covers his eyes every time someone walks by because??? They’re half naKED
-HE EVEN TEXTS YOU AND APOLOGIZES??? LIKE???
-Text: “MC, they dragged me here I swear I’m not looking at anYONE I’M NOT LOOKING, I’M NOT TOUCHING, NOTHING” Response: “yoosung wtf”
-Saeyoung tried to get him a private dance and he literally screeched and ran away
-HE IS DEVOUTED TO HIS MC!!!!!! WILL NOT LET SOMEONE ELSE DANCE ALL OVER HIM LIKE THAT!!!
-Overall he did not like it. He was so nervous, and could not enjoy himself. Blew up MC’s phone telling them how much he loves them, stood outside or hid in the bathroom a lot of the time as well
-He literally has no interest
-He had no sexual interest in people before anyways
-Well at least not any interest large enough to act upon
-He loves you for who you are, not your body
-That being said, he kind of just sat there all night with an uninterested stare
-He felt a little awkward every time he saw a fellow business man (especially ones he knew or has done business with)
“a lot of these men are married why are they throwing money at these half naked people”
-Zen kept telling him that he was killing the vibe at his own bachelor party and he just shrugged
-He was so bored the entire time, he absolutely hated it
-Silently judged everyone in the room just to pass the time, also tried to secretly text you until the others noticed and took his phone
-He didn’t care about the strippers
-He danced along to almost every song that came on
-BOY HE WAS ABOUT TO PARTY
-FREE DRINKS, HE’S DOWN
-Wasn’t about having the strippers dance up on him though
pls i am a child of god do not do this
i am devout to my MC, they are the love of my life get away from me with your sIN
-When his song came on you can bet your sweet ass he jumped up on the stage
-Seriously he was workin’ it. Strippin’ it. Putting his thing down, flipping and reversing it.
-Saeran had to drag him off of the stage before he could do anything else, but Zen had already recorded it and sent it to MC, who in turn, laughed their asses off and refused to let it go for years
-He does not like other people
-Let alone strange, mostly naked people
-DoN’T FUCKING TOUCH HIM
-Absolutely hates it there and wants nothing more than to go home
-He misses his precious MC ;A;
-It took A LOT to get him where he is in the relationship he has with you
-He wouldn’t do anything to mess it up
-Not to mention, he has literally NO interest in anyone else but you??
-Saeyoung tried to get him to get a personal dance but that idea was shot down fairly quickly when he was almost punched in the face
-He actually spent most of the time just sitting there. Most people wouldn’t come near him because Death Glare™. Did not enjoy himself, not at all
- lmAO R U KIDDING
- THIS BOY DOESN’T REALLY CARE ABOUT THE STRIPPERS
- like yeah they got nice bodies??? But u know who has a nicer body???
- THIS GUY
- HE STRIPS INSTEAD??? I DONT THINK THIS IS HOW BACHELOR PARTIES WORK ZEN
- ofc he doesn’t dance up on anyone, he’s a saint, he loves MC
- RECORDS HIMSELF AND SENDS IT TO MC BC HIS STRIPPING IS A MASTERPIECE
He and saeyoung bECOME A STRIPPING DUO, A DREAM COME TRUE FOR THE BOTH OF THEM
- B L U S H I N G
- SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
- SHE DOESN’T LIKE THIS AND SHE’S SO EMBARRASSED
- she just DOWNS drinks to get through the night, she wants to be supportive
- she drunk texts u a lot
- “hey,,, hey MC,,, are u a whistle cause i want to blow u,,,”
- “There will be only seven planets remaining after i destroy ur anus,,,”
- “if u were a potato,,, I’d mash the hell out of you,,,”
MC screenshots everything and sends it to the group chat
Jaehee looks at some of the strippers for candidates for a possible threesome ;;))))
- this sweet, innocent boy doesn’t know what to do
- he wants to support his friends but???
- he’s not really someone who gets drunk and he’s definitely not for watching strippers
- so what does he do???
- he imagines ur the one stripping instead
- like he’s seriously just staring at a wall pretending ur there
- at some point though, saeyoung manages to drag V up on stage??
- aND HE’S SO AWKWARD
- HE JUST STANDS THERE WHILE SAEYOUNG DANCES UP ON HIM TRYING TO ENCOURAGE HIS INNER STRIPPER TO COME OUT
- HE ALMOST CRIES HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
- he just follows along with saeyoung???
- everyone seems to be loving it so he must be doing something right???
- he ends up loving it
considers stripping as a career
then he decided that you’re the only person he strips for me ;;))