i seriously don't know what to do with your face

Fake Chats #188
  • Jungkook: want a cookie?
  • Seokjin: hmmm...
  • Jungkook: just pick one.
  • Seokjin: do I get only one? Or more than one?
  • Jungkook: one.
  • Seokjin: then it's not such an easy decision, is it? What if I don't like the one I pick?
  • Jungkook: knowing you, you'll eat it anyway.
  • Seokjin: what if I spit it back in your face.
  • Jungkook: I'll tell Jimin and you'll get in trouble.
  • Seokjin: you think I'm scared of Jimin?
  • Jungkook: I think you'd prefer it if Jimin didn't mom you on broadcast since you're the older one and would like to be taken seriously.
  • Seokjin: I think you've got a very sassy mouth, Jeon.
  • Jungkook: I've been told that before. Do you want a cookie or not?
  • Seokjin: I don't want anything from you.
  • Jungkook: fine. Yoongi-hyung, do you want a cookie?
  • Yoongi: no tha- I mean, I guess, sure, um, the chocolate one?
  • Jungkook: here. Tae!
  • Yoongi: here's your cookie, idiot.
  • Seokjin: don't talk down to me, Yoongi.
  • Yoongi: sorry.
  • Katherine: Davey, we have a serious Code Jack.
  • Davey: Well, it's not really code if you say his name.
  • Katherine: He told me he liked me, and I'm gonna go make out with him right now, on his face.
  • Davey: That's awesome!
  • Katherine: No. Read me the script.
  • Davey: Seriously?
  • Katherine: Yes!
  • Davey: Alright: "Katherine, it's Katherine Pulitzer, daughter of Joseph Pulitzer, speaking to you through Davey Jacobs, handsome best friend," thank you. "Do not do anything with Jack Kelly. Be responsible no matter how cute his mouth is. Your reputation is on the line!"
  • Katherine: Shut up, Davey!
  • Davey: You wrote that.
  • Katherine: No...you...then. Katherine, Katherine you don't know what you're talking about. I care about him very much, and I've had two and a half glasses of red wine and what the means is I'm gonna go make out with him right now and it's gonna be awesome.
  • Davey: Yay!
  • Katherine: No! You're supposed to talk me out of this.
  • Davey: No...don't..stop...
  • Katherine: Shut up Davey, I'm doing it anyway.
  • Davey: Yay!
Max and Rafe Teenagers: Max's Date
  • Rafe: Don't screw it up
  • Max: How?
  • Rafe: I don't know, some people like flowers, some hate flowers... Most people like chocolate, but you might have one of those rare species on your hands that is like Aunt Tessie.
  • Max: Don't call my date a species. We're not in a biology lab.
  • Rafe: *laughs* But what if that's what they want?
  • Max: *dead stares* You're not helping.
  • Rafe: It's funny.
  • Max: *begins to 'cry'* You're just making fun of me because this is my first date.
  • Rafe: No. Okay, I'll actually help. Take what you know about the person in question and use that knowledge to your advantage. If you do something they don't like, apologize and move on (if they are human, werewolf, or shadowhunter. If they are vampire or fey, you may have to beg for forgiveness. The number of warlocks, world wide that we know who are your age is limited, so I'm guessing that's out). Most importantly be yourself, because if you're not, the relationship won't last.
  • Max: *smirks* I knew I could get you to take this seriously
  • Rafe: *face palms*

anonymous asked:

Seriously i don't even know what to say about chiam. Now we have liam's legal actions about the baby. Can at least someone remind them and simon that they're not brangeline, beyonce. Sorry but that kid won't bring any hype out of uk no matter what they'll do. Melly in your opinion even if chiam break up (which i doubt a wedding more possible i expect their statement to say something about their relationship too) we won't get a paternity denial, right? Damn those babygates😠

There’s a few things happening with this, and to be honest this was my face as I read through it:

I’m actually pretty grossed out by what’s happening here (when haven’t I been through this whole thing, let’s be real). They basically issued out a press release  to create an illusion of faux privacy, while simultaneously drumming up artificially high media interest and saying to the paps “THIS BABY HAS A BOUNTY ON ITS HEAD, GET THE PHOTOS”.  Its important to remind folks that Cheryl has a super injunction. She’s had it since 2011. Basically, Cheryl is ensuring that she gets papped every time she steps out of the house with a tram (and she had pap photos taken of the delivery of the tram to her house that she had already moved out of by that point MIGHT I ADD, so paps even know what sort of pram she bought). That statement isn’t about making sure they have privacy - privacy is the exact opposite of what’s wanted here. 

I’ve said it (lots) before, but I definitely do not think there will be any kind of paternity denial. What happened here, combined with how Liam fucked off to LA for pretty much her entire pregnancy,  looks pretty cut and dry to me: Cheryl got a famous father’s name for her IVF comeback baby. Judging by how they’ve seeded for months that Liam is leaving the UK shortly after the birth of the baby that’s been born already I would bet my boobs on it  and will be gone for a “long time” for “promotional obligations”, I’m guessing after this Liam will be seen rarely, if ever with this baby. 

Mostly though, the way this baby is going to be monetized in such a calculated way really bums me out in my heart boob. 

dirtylevi  asked:

You and your blog give me lifeeee. Thank you for all the awesome content you grace my dash with everyday, for all you contribute to this fandom, and for being an all around amazing human-being ♡

(^^actual leaked footage of me opening my inbox to this)

I’m like…honestly shook and have had a dumb grin on my face for the past 5 min trying to figure out how to reply and I just….thank you?! so much?! like this seriously 100% made my day and I don’t deserve these kinds words dgsjdkasak especially from you like…you think my blog is great, have you looked at yours?! The epitome of must-follow in the SnK fandom no doubt^^ 

  • Dipper Pines: "When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!"
  • Mabel Pines: "When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have lemon babies."
  • Stan Pines: "When life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price."
  • Ford Pines: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Stanford Pines lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
White People With Backhanded and Hyperbolic "Compliments"
  • White person: "Wow you are so articulate!"
  • Meaning: "Unlike those 'ghetto' Blacks, you can read! Be thankful that I noticed this!"
  • White person: "Wow OMG I wish my hair was like yours!"
  • Meaning: "I am fully aware of the history of Black body dehumanization and how this--a child of White supremacy--has created colourism, which impacts perceptions of hair texture, but since so many Black women are wearing their hair natural and the only way I know how to interact with that is either through reaction formation or jealousy, as oneupmanship seems to be the core way that us Whites interact, I present you this nonsense comment. I will ignore how structural power favors my hair and thereby say I want the same hair as you. And the fact that I am White means you should be especially honored!"
  • White person: "Wow your post is so well-written!"
  • Meaning: "I don't really understand any of the complicated topics you discussed, either because they are intraracial ones or they concern intersectionality beyond a level that I am willing to study, so instead of the more annoying compliment of calling you 'articulate', I will focus on grading your essay for syntax and diction."
  • White person: "That tweet was so amazing, I am going to tattoo it to my face 20 times!"
  • Meaning: "I seriously do not know how to engage you without hyperbole. I only know how to be either disrespectful or extremely hyperbolic and phony. My bad."
  • White person: "You're so smart and I don't trust anyone but you with this, so can you fact check this article!"
  • Meaning: "I really don't give a fuck that what I sent you may be triggering, it is unsolicited and I am not paying you as a fact checker in a journalistic capacity. I simply want to show up in your Twitter mentions to prove what a great ally I am by disregarding your emotions and clearly set boundaries. Honestly, I only posted this link to show how 'in tune' I am with 'race relations' and such."

Page 2 of Scrapped Pharaoh

Glad I managed to finish it. I’m already sleepy :/ So sadly I won’t get anything else done tonight. Tomorrow should be better, at least I’m hoping. I’ve actually been nursing a mild migraine all day so my drowsiness isn’t a surprise. Shutting down my computer for the night but I’ll be playing on mobile for a while.

First page here >> http://blackwolfartz.tumblr.com/post/130148766324/this-really-wasnt-in-my-plans-at-all-butwelp

icarusonedraws  asked:

Thanks! Also, the fact that you've been drawing seriously for only a little longer than I have (I started on 23 Dec 2014) is amazing, considering your skill level compared to mine (though I don't know how good you were when you started, but I'm going to assume that you were already god-tier when you did in order to save my ego). So anyways, what did you do to learn? I'm starting to do more studies, mostly gesture, but I have no idea what learning actually means. Tableguy just did whatever he fe-

felt like? Basically, yeah.  I think I started out drawing faces on /soc/(did maybe 200 little impressionistic pieces, which was super fun and it taught me a lot about faces), then I got tired of that and moved into doing crappy gesture-y body studies.  I started out using pixelovely, but the models and lighting and poses bored me to hell so naturally I went onto the porn boards on 4chan.  /s/ and /hm/ were (and still are) my happy place for drawing refs, and /fit/ is terrific as well.  The ideal threads, in which people posted their ideal hair, girl, clothing, and body were terrific for a large range of stuff to study.  

And that’s just what I did.  Just studied the things I was interested in- good looking bodies, pretty faces, pretty hair, pretty jewelry (on pinterest or tumblr, and only sometimes), pretty animals; whatever looked nice to me was fair game for the sketchbook.  When I got bored of one thing there was a ton more to study.  Literally all I did was study, barely created jack shit.  I don’t know how it satisfied me artistically, but it did.  Thinking back, I had always fantasized about creating stuff, but I always ended up putting it off until I was “good enough” to create something.  As it turns out, it’s just better to start making things yourself right now.  

Anyways, probably studied for like a year, then I started messing around with my tablet (which I had gotten a little while ago but never used) and found that colors were much easier to manipulate on a screen than on paper (i disliked colored pencils and paints seemed expensive and ultimately not worth buying).  Then I started studying and creating side by side, which worked out very very nicely.  Made me a lot happier, and it solidified a lot of the stuff I was learning.  I know people on /ic/ will sometimes shit on digital but I really like it and think that it allowed for more artistic improvement for me in the end.

Something that also positively impacted me a lot was looking at really good art by really good artists.  I have some examples in my deviantart favorites section, but I mostly just save a metric fuckton of good art on my phone and look at it in my spare time.  I swear you can absorb another artist’s skills just by looking at their stuff.  Highly recommend it.  If you ever get jealous of another artist’s skill level, take a moment, become aware of the jealousy, and see if you can instead turn your mindset towards art skill-sapping.  

  • Meeks: Pitts, we have a serious Code Charlie.
  • Pitts: It's not really code if you say his name.
  • Meeks: He told me he liked me, and I'm going to go make out with him now, on his face.
  • Pitts: That's awesome!
  • Meeks: No. Read me the script.
  • Pitts: Seriously?
  • Meeks: Yes!
  • Pitts: Alright. "Meeks, it's Steven Meeks, speaking to you through Gerard Pitts, friend and beautiful roommate." Thank you. "Do not do anything with Charlie. Be responsible no matter how cute his mouth is. Your reputation is on the line."
  • Meeks: Shut up, Pitts.
  • Pitts: You wrote that.
  • Meeks: No- You- Then- Meeks, Meeks you don't know what you're talking about. I care about him very much and I've had two and a half glasses of red wine, and what that means is I'm going to go make out with him now, and it's going to be awesome.
  • Pitts: Yay!
  • Meeks: No! You're supposed to talk me out of this.
  • Pitts: No... Don't... Stop...
  • Meeks: Shut up, Pitts, I'm doing it anyway.
  • Pitts: Yay!

anonymous asked:

Do you have a persona/are you coMfortable showing your face??? I just wanna draw you :'))

OH MY G O D?????

You want to draw me??? I’m so??? What??? I’m really, really flattered, surprised, and happy right now.

I’ve,,, considered posting a selfie, and I might do it soon? I’m currently in the process of debating it, so,,, idk when/if I will? I guess we’ll just have to see. I’m sorry! Thank you so much for this, though?!

I? I’ve only had one person ever ask to draw stuff from my writing before (on AO3), and that was like a fever dream come true in itself? Now someone wants to draw me???? I???

somewhere in the distant future...
  • Adrien: What are these feelings Plagg? How can I possibly be in love with two people at once?
  • Plagg: Adrien, as if you didn't know? that's called being a teenager and not knowing ANYTHING! *laughs recklessly*
  • Adrien: Plagg I'm serious! My feelings for Ladybug will always be there but for some reason now I'm starting to feel like Marinette is taking the same position as her. I don't know what to do.
  • *meanwhile at Marinettes house Marinette is tucked in bed*
  • Marinette: Tikki, who would have thought that I'd fall for the King of bad puns? Seriously I can't like Adrien AND Chat Noir at the same time? *burries face in pillow* ugh! what do I do?
  • Tikki: Come on Marinette! Search your heart. You always know what to do.
  • *back at Adriens house*
  • Adrien: *sigh* I just wish I could look into the eyes of both of them. I just wish I could see them as a whole and not as a half.
  • Plagg: This lovey dovey stuff is making me sick.
  • Adrien/Marinette: *looks out at the moon through their windows*
  • both: If only it was simple.
  • Taylor: Gabriella, we have a serious Code Chad.
  • Gabriella: Well it's not really code if you say his name.
  • Taylor: He told me he liked me, and I'm gonna go make out with him right now, on his face.
  • Gabriella: That's awesome!
  • Taylor: No. Read me the script.
  • Gabriella: Seriously?
  • Taylor: Yes!
  • Gabriella: Alright: "Taylor, it's Taylor McKessie, Class President, speaking through Gabriella Montez, best friend and beautiful person," thank you. "Do not of anything with Chad. Be responsible no matter how cute his mouth is. Your reputation is on the line!"
  • Taylor: Shut up, Gabriella!
  • Gabriella: You wrote that.
  • Taylor: No...you...then. Taylor, Taylor, you don't know what you're talking about. I care about him very much, and I've had two and a half glasses of red wine and what that means is I'm gonna go make out with him right now, and it's gonna be awesome.
  • Gabriella: Yay!
  • Taylor: No! You're supposed to talk me out of this.
  • Gabriella: No...don't..stop...
  • Taylor: Shut up Gabriella, I'm doing it anyway.
  • Gabriella: Yay!
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Illustration set for radiophile’s wonderful pre-canon fic keep moving in opposite directions, where Dorian and Bull Hissrad meet in Tevinter years before the game. Go read it if you haven’t you guys, there is amazing spy shenanigans and pointed banter and hot hot character driven sex and oh man. Despite having re-read it approximately 18 times I have somehow yet to have left a comment, oops?

Please full-view, I wanted them side by because it’s a set but they lose a lot detail this small. It was fun but challenging to draw these guys so much younger and still have them be them without being able to rely on their most memorable characteristics. I think I did okay. Dorian, put your moustache back on; Bull, go get your eyepatch immediately.

Some random Pisces facts
  • 1: They may look innocent, but they aren't.
  • 2: They are good at putting on an act. They should be famous for their Poker face, seriously
  • 3: They are great procrastinators. When they want to do something, they are like "I will do it later" and then they will do it in the last minute or they don't
  • 4: They are masters at making you feel guilty. They will avoid eye contact, sound sad and say "It's fine."
  • 5: They can listen to the same song for hours. After that they will hate it.
  • 6: They are mind-readers. It's like they know what's on your mind and they know what you need, but it depends on their mood whether they help you or not.
  • 7: They may look like they believe you when they lie. They know you are lying, but they will act as if they don't. (fact 2)
  • 8: They are not always flirting. Some people may mistake their kindness for flirting.
  • 9: They don't always like you. If you piss them off, they will imagine your death or something like that.
  • 10: I'm running out of facts...they are super sweet people who would sacrifice themselves for you
  • ----- Wow that makes Pisces sound bad...I will have to make a post only with good facts to make up for this. requested.
  • - Nhi

The schism between your brow:
A truth never shared with your mouth.
Deep parting of the religion you claim
And the father you wanted to blame.
Lotions and creams won’t close
That ~ gap.

Only

One

Honest

Line

On your face.
(And it’s not your smile, babe)

  • E.N.D.: Natsu, could I use your body for a moment? I have to go number 1!
  • Natsu: Come on, demon! Last time I gave you permission to use my body, you gave yourself a wedgie and then immediately switched back.
  • E.N.D.: This time, I am serious.
  • Natsu: Oh, really?
  • E.N.D.: Is this not the face of a man who seriously needs to go number 2?
  • Natsu: You just said it was number 1!
  • E.N.D.: Now it's number 3.
  • Natsu: What the hell is a number 3?!
  • E.N.D.: I don't know, but I have to do one.
  • Natsu: It isn't even a thing!
  • E.N.D.: Give me your body!
  • Lucy: Look guys, Natsu's arguing with his imaginary boyfriend again.
  • Lyon: I have one of those too. I call him Gray.
  • Gray: ...What?