i seriously didn't. and then it did

I had a dream where the lions had corporeal holographic forms to interact with their Paladins. And it’s all hijinks and shenanigans [and Lance teasing Keith for how motherly Red is with him] until Shiro notices how generally unpleasant Red is with him.

At first he thinks nothing of it cause she seems just as dismissive towards the others, and Keith tries reassuring him that she’s just being herself. Until he brings up the whole leading Voltron subject with Keith again, then she’s a hissing growling menace and if it weren’t for Black and Keith, Shiro thinks he might have become her chew toy. Doesn’t help that all the lions can speak, cause everyone can hear Red calling him a “cub stealing meatsack”.

And of course he tries resolving the issue [can’t have problems in the Team, even if it lies between a Paladin and a lion that isn’t his]. But considering how temperamental and unstable the Red lion is? He doesn’t get a reasonable discussion “You want a successor? Fine! But don’t come sniffing at my cub’s direction and leaving him an anxious mess with your talk of potential death!” and really putting him on the spot and getting a faceful of sharp teeth “Funny how you feel absolutely fine with keeping this topic to yourself and Keith. Shouldn’t you be discussing this with the princess? After all, she seems like a more suitable candidate for Black, and I sure haven’t heard of my sister’s approval on the matter”. Then it’s just her dragging Keith away by the sleeve and him just turning to give Shiro a helpless look. 

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Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

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to future michael,

this is your backup mix because god knows you’re gonna get dragged onto the dance floor so you can critique rich’s cha cha slide or some shit. this will suck, i know, but as a groomsman you must rise to the call, young padawan. just try to remember everyone will be drunk on holy matrimony and white wine for them to notice you have no idea how to do the cupid shuffle. gl dude

p.s. try to play carly rae for an hour straight. see if anyone notices. (if they do, marry them on the spot. practice catching the bouquet for this reason only)

- past michael

i had some free time, so i made a silly little richjake wedding reception playlist!! it’s pretty short but you can listen to the playlist on spotify! ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧

nishinoyalovesyuu  asked:

Hi! I'm the trash anon that begged you to consider the voltron au and let me just say that I love the character interpretation??? Like it's so spot on and I'm just in love! Thank you so much for drawing something for it, it like really actually made my day

!!!!!!! I’m happy you liked it, then!!!! ‘cause actually I have more

a Role Reversal™

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THE WAY THESE TWO TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER WILL SINGLEHANDEDLY CAUSE MY DEATH.

  • Keith: Lance
  • Lance: Go to sleep Keith
  • Keith: This is important Lance
  • Lance: What is it
  • Keith: in Shrek 2 the potion changes Fiona because Shrek drinks it and they both become beautiful because she's his true love. So did dragon change when donkey drank it or did she stay the same?? Like she's pregnant with the DonkeyDragons at the time/just gave birth since they're able to fly so?? Did the babies have to deal with Dragon just changing suddenly?? Did she not change because she's not his true love???
  • Lance: ohmygod Keith she just didn't change she's already perfect as it is, look at her
  • Keith: You're right. I love you.
  • Lance: I'm going back to sleep
  • Keith: Night babe
  • Lance: Night
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If only DA characters interacted with you if you were literally staring at their faces for more than one minute. -sighs forever- 

When the Cock Crows

Originally posted by whywhydoyouwantmetosaymyname

A/N: This is pure silly fun. Basically it’s the kind of trash conversations my ass blesses subjects my friends to. Seriously though, it’s a result of a post from @impala-dreamer, I yelled at her for it and then she was a terrible influence and encouraged these shenanigans by talking to me about it (oh yeah she beta’d it too because she’s an angel). I hope you guys like it!

Warnings: So many swears…l mean cock is in the title ffs…also we’ll call it smut adjacent (nothing graphic it’s just on the road to bang town) Gratuitous use of a Sam gif for no other reason than chest hair.

Words: 2,060 (I’m not even sorry)

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“Did anyone catch what she said before the…the uh poof?”

“I got nothin’ Sammy. Y/N?”

“Y/N!”

“It’s…I’m fine. Just knocked the wind outta me. Babe, I’m ok really.”

“Ok well maybe she didn’t do anything? Maybe she just said stuff for the poof.”

“Sure Dean. Because stuff like that always happens to us. She was looking at us, Y/N was behind her so most likely if any of us are cursed it’ll be either me or you.”

Sam wasn’t looking at Dean while he spoke. He was checking you over to see if you were hurt. It was sweet. Sweet, and so annoying.

“Hey I’m fine. Let’s just get back motel and figure out our next move.”

“She’s right, Dean you want to pull the car up and I’ll help Y/N out?”

Keep reading

  • *in the night* *noises*
  • Naruto: Sasuke, did you hear that? I think it came from the kitchen.
  • Sasuke: Hm, i didn't hear anything.
  • Naruto: Seriously, Sasuke!
  • *noises again*
  • Sasuke: Well, that's not a problem, right? We are the strongest ninjas in the village.
  • Naruto: Well, yeah.
  • Sasuke: And you are the Hokage...
  • Naruto: Right...
  • Sasuke: And bearer of the Nine Tails Fox.
  • Naruto: Yeah...
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: ...
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Naruto: ... *pouts*
  • Sasuke: *sighs* *gets up* Fine, i'll see what's going on.

Alright, discussion time: Did Teen!David ever have an emo phase? I need to know. For Science

bermuda ; lifestyle


dean ; not my gif

🍜

your boyfriend hyuk, also known as dean was everything but average or normal. he had a group of friends that called themselves ‘the rebels’ ; every single one of them were cocky and usually mean to anyone who wasn’t them.

cocky to the max actually. it was all they had grown to know after their come up. their come up wasn’t even theirs, rather it being hyuk’s and hyoseob’s.

hyoseob was one of hyuk’s closest friends. nothing could come between them. they got along like an alcoholic got along with liquor.

when hyuk introduced you to his lifestyle and friends, you were shocked at first. they were definitely different from what you were used to. they kept an underground vibe and only did/wore things that wede expensive as hell. they talked shit about people that were ‘below’ them so much that it rubbed off on you. a lot of things that they did rubbed off on you.

before all of that happened though, you were the opposite of what you were now.

you used to wear oversized clothes ; in public. now the only oversized clothing that you wore belonged to hyuk and you only wore them after sex or just to walk around in the house.

you used to be kind and sweet to everyone, you used to be apologetic, you used to have a bright and bubbly personality, and lastly you used to smile all of the time but now, you only wore a resting bitch face unless hyuk, hyoseob or their rebels made you smile/laugh.

sometimes you smiled when their rebels beat someone up for talking down on you or your boyfriend. you smiled when hyuk gave you money or when he kissed you. you smiled in the music videos, photoshoots, and in the studio when you knew that the song that was being made was gonna be a bop. you smiled when it was only you and hyuk, alone in your home.

you would often sit in hyuk’s lap when around the others and caress your fingertips across his tattoo located on the left side of his neck. he would only stare at you in a seductive way while whispering to you “you’re gonna get it mocha…”

mocha was your pet name. he called you this because of your skin. the contrast of both of your skin colors sent him. he loved it so much.

he’d buy you diamonds and pearls, makeup and clothes, basically anything that you or he wanted you to have.

“let me spoil you mocha. you’re mine afterall.”

he was your everything. behind that savage, outcast and cocky couple image that you two portrayed, you were soft as hell for each other but that had to be kept secret. the portraying image was the only thing that the people who consumed the rebel’s music and images knew. it was what kept the money rolling in.

🍜

on most days, everyone would go out in public together to cause a scene. the expensive clothes and shining accessories always caught the eyes of many, even kids. those mesmerized looks and stares always fed you. they always made you feel good. and of course, they made you feel cocky.

almost immediately after hyuk introduced you to his group and your relationship became public, you earned yourself some fansites. that was honestly like a big truck of gas for you.

“you’re the shit now y/n! people stalk you now. people take pictures of you without your consent because they love you! you’re a celebrity!” hyoseob told you when you showed him a few pictures from one of the fansites.

you indeed felt like the shit. that was when you believed that you were apart of the group and not just the girlfriend of the leader.

going to clubs were always fun. like always, you and everyone in the group would receive stares and sometimes people would even whisper to each other.

“that’s fanxy child!”

“dean’s girlfriend is sexy as hell!”

“i want to be them..”

“why am i broke like this i can’t even buy a drink. how do i get rich like the rebels?”

some people didn’t wvwn whisper, allowing you to hear it if you were close enough. those comments always made you feel good.

“keep dreaming. you can’t be like us.” you grew to think like this.

when hyuk had a performance, he had hyoseob and some of his rebels on stage with him. just for that “these are my boys and we lit” affect.

it was like a concert, everyone would be screaming, dancing, and singing or rapping along to the music. the clubs were always louder when the rebels performed. sometimes, that was the only reason for people’s presence.

after performances, hyuk and you would order bottles for your section but drink one alone. you’d purposely get super drunk so that he could pretend to get mad at you and excuse the two of you. it was a tactic that worked everytime.

the drives home were always short, since hyuk would go a little over the speed limit ; caused by his hormones.

you had rich and drunk sex more than you had sober sex. it was your preference since you had more fun and could dirty talk like there was no tomorrow. hyuk definitely made you the kinky type.

“fuck me with your rolex on.” was your favorite line.

shit, his too.

🍜

so yes, the rich and high headed lifestyle that hyuk introduced you to changed you greatly. you were a savage, confident as hell, freaky as hell, and rebel as hell.

excuse errors???
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The story of the Kubdel pocket watch

A new girl at work said she didn’t like Chris Evans, especially because of his hairy chest in What’s Your Number? and I don’t remember what happened after that I must’ve blacked out but you guys can vouch for my whereabouts the past 4 hours, right? RIGHT?!?

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LIFE AND DEATH OF INDIRA, Wife of Bhallaladeva

If I am to perish at the end of a sword,
At least let that blade be yours…

for nothing becomes a legend without tragedy !!!