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Percy Weasley

Things I learned you’ll actually need for your dorm after one year of college that you probably won’t see on pinterest

So, I recently finished my first year at college (which was definitely an adventure, and probably one of the best years of my life so far) and I’ve made a few mistakes, but none that couldn’t be fixed. For example, I really didn’t do adequate research as to what I’ll actually need for my dorm room because I was too busy fantasizing how I was gonna diy decorate my dorm room into a pinterest masterpiece. Anyway, I quickly learned my lesson.

Basically, your dorm room isn’t just for display. You live there. It’s gonna get messy, it’s gonna have to store a lot of stuff, and you’re not always going to have time to keep it in pristine condition because life gets crazy. But you can deal with it, I promise, and for all the new freshman prepping for their first dorm experience, I want to give some advice on how you can be prepared for what college life actually hits you with.

Alright, so I actually ended up being in a triple (so I had two roommates) which meant I had even less space than the average broom-closet sized dorm room and I had two people I had to get along with. Thankfully, we all ended up being really close and very considerate of each other, and I am incredibly grateful for it. We learned our lessons together, and this is the list of stuff we came up with:

1. Vacuum: Get a real vacuum, maybe a cheap one (not like a crazy dyson), but a real one. Not just a handheld one (like we had) because it won’t be enough. Girls shed hair. A lot. (especially three long haired girls like us) People might accidentally spill a bag of powdered sugar on your rug, or you might rip open a bag of cereal a little too vigorously, or, more seriously, you might break something like glass and you don’t want anyone cutting open their foot on a shard. 

2. Swiffer: If your floor was linoleum like ours (that’s why we needed a rug, which I’ll mention later), then it will get dusty and dirty. Having a swiffer is just nice to have because once you vacuum your rug clean, you don’t want the dirt on the linoleum getting on the rug. Plus, it’s gonna a rain and there’s gonna be mud. It’s gross.

3. Brita filter: So my dorm was actually the absolute best freshman dorm not just because the people were amazing, but because we had sinks. IN OUR ROOMS. It is just so CONVENIENT. Anyway, I am fully aware that not everyone is as lucky as us and the only sinks will be in the bathroom. A Brita filter pitcher is nice to keep in your fridge because you can have fresh clean in your room at any given moment.

4. Trash can: We had three in our room for each person but they kinda ended up being shared based on location in the room, but yeah. You need somewhere to throw away stuff.

5. Plastic bags or just garbage bags: And not only do you need a place to throw away stuff, you need plastic bags or garbage bags for clean disposal. And trash piles up real fast in your tiny room, so you’ll need to replenish these bags very often. I learned from my mom that you always have a place to store your plastic bags, and so we had a designated plastic bag drawer where we kept all the bags from our local campus convenience store, or the drug store, or wherever. Trust me, it’s saved lives. (as in, barf bags)

6. Command hooks: So we had to bunk two beds and loft another to have enough room and it’s kind of a pain in the ass to constantly climb down to throw something out so we had a trash bag hanging from a command hook on my roommate’s lofted bed and yeah. That bag has saved lives. (same situation as above) Plus, you can hang hats, bags, towels, little caddies for your toothbrush off of these hooks and it’s just so nice because you don’t lose things.

7. Clorox wipes: Again, stuff gets gross, and you’ll unfortunately need to clean things (ie your mom doesn’t clean everything for you anymore). Have two packs stored because you never know.

8. Dish soap: Real dishes need to be washed well, or else you’ll get sick.

9. Sponges: For the dish soap. And the dishes.

10. Windex: For our mirror, which we wrote on with washable marker, and I killed ants with it too. 

11. Storage for food: Something airtight so bugs can’t get to it, like a trunk. We also had mice sometimes go into our vents. And then into people’s rooms. They’re looking for a warm place to hide, and food. Don’t leave food out is the lesson. But also have food in your room! Our room was well known to always have food and its really nice when you’re staying up late and everything is closed.

12. Tissues: Freshman plague is so real. You will most certainly get it, and probably several times too. 

13. Vitamins and medicine: Your immune system is gonna get a work out in college. Help it out with some vitamin C tablets. Have some tylenol or advil for headaches and aches and pains. And side note, if you’re really sick, just go to the health center, you don’t have to suffer through it.

14. Slippers: Get a comfy, cheap pair (because sometimes dorm hallways are gross, especially on the weekends) that you can wear all around your building and still be comfy.

15. Power strip: So much stuff needs to be plugged in and you definitely won’t have enough outlets between you and your roommate(s).

16. Printer: Okay, this seems a little unreasonable, but we were lucky because my one roommate had a spare one at home (how though??) and I have frequently said it is my favorite thing in our room. It has come in clutch so many times. But if you have a campus printer near you, or if its too expensive, it’s fine not to have one. But if you do get one, I would recommend getting one that is NOT wireless. University wifi doesn’t like you using other wifi (ie it won’t work). Get a printer that has a cable.

17. Plastic plates and forks: We have real dishes and silverware too, but plastic stuff is just easier clean up.

18. Rug: I almost forgot about this one.The floor gets cold and a rug also makes a room feel homier. You and your friends are gonna sit there and bond all that fun stuff, and someone might even sleepover on it (if they have a sleeping bag).

19. Chairs: So we actually didn’t have any other chairs other than the ones that university gave us for our desks and those are okay and everything, but some of our friends had these amazing, foldable, springy chairs that were so comfortable and also a lot of fun, and I am definitely getting one for my room next year. 

Other things you might need but might forget (maybe?):



Rain boots

Rain coat

Extra towels

Contact solution

Favorite mug



Make up wipes



Of course, this is not an exhaustive list, you’ll definitely need other things (like a fridge, microwave, sheets, pillows, decorations, etc), or see that you really don’t need some of the things I’ve mentioned. Honestly, do what you feel is best and good luck! I loved my first year at college! Like basically everyone, I had some trouble adjusting at first. I felt pretty lonely in the beginning too, but once you start going, things start to fall into place. I met some great people, had some great classes, and honestly, I’m going to miss my first year–even with all the excitement of being an upperclassman next semester.

I hope this helped and that you have just as great of an experience in your first year as I did–actually, even better!


~a one shot where Logan doesn’t rest and Patton just wants him to do self care~

warnings: none I think??

Logan pushed up his glasses, refocusing his gaze on the page’s small print. He was almost halfway through Les Miserables after having focused almost all of his time over the past two days on it. He was on the part where Marius was listening to the Jondrettes’ plans to con people through the thin walls of his flat, and he predicted that the dishonest family would somehow find him out soon. However, it was a little bit hard for him to focus uninterrupted on the words, since an unholy shouting was coming from the adjacent living room. The only vaguely melodic voice belonged to none other than Roman, who seemed to be rehearsing his own cover of Idina Menzel’s “Let It Go.” However, in typical Roman fashion, he never stopped to correct his off-key notes or consider what was happening around him. He did not once exit the living room to see if anyone was sleeping, or reading, or valued their quiet time. Logan rolled his eyes, focusing yet again on the same sentence he had tried to read three times previously. He only got to the word “Jondrette” in the middle of the sentence when a glaringly sharp “let it GO” tore him from the book once again. Placing the book face down on the couch between himself and Morality, who was sitting next to him and softly humming, he took a deep, exasperated breath.
“Scientifically speaking, Roman, when distracted by background noise, it is almost impossible for one to keep their undivided attention on only one task!” Logan sighed loudly, keeping his eyes pointed skyward and frowning. For a minute he received no response, but then Roman came out of the living room brushing his perfect hair backwards as though to fix a flaw that was not actually there.
“My dear friend Logan, whatever do you mean?” Roman grinned from ear to ear, cockiness written all over his contoured face.
“I mean, Roman, that your shouting is keeping me from fully processing this masterpiece.” Logan retorted, emphasizing the “shouting.” Roman immediately brought his hand to his heart, a melodramatically offended look crossing his face.
“Well, I never, Logan!” he gasped, his mouth still hanging open and his eyebrows furrowed. “I am blessing all of your ears with my powerful rendition of THIS masterpiece! I am absolutely killing it, SLAYING IT, just like I did the Dragon Witch! This is an outrage!”
“Yeah, that’s nice, Princey, but some of us are trying to sleep in this house,” came a surly voice from the stairs. There was Anxiety, sitting in his usual spot, in his usual sprawled position with the circles under his eyes darker than they’d ever been before. “I was finally not thinking about my impending death when your screaming made me want to make yours happen.”
Patton turned towards Anxiety, sternly pointing a finger at the edgelord.
“Now now, play nice!” He then turned to Roman, a gentle look softening his features. “Roman, Anxiety might be right this time. Not about your impending death, but about sleep! Not only is- was- Anxiety resting, but Thomas was up really late last night worrying about today’s audition-”
“With which I’m sure you were no help, Anxiety,” Logan jumped in, peering over the rim of his glasses at the edgelord.
“And he’s finally asleep right now. We need to let Thomas have a nap, okay?” Roman curled his lip in disdain, holding his face like that for a few seconds before letting out a dramatic puff of air.
“Fine! I’ll just have to try again later, when you’re all awake to hear what I have to offer.” With that, he flipped his hair and sauntered back into the living room.
“Well, I’m going back to sleep. Have a terrible night. Hate you all.” Anxiety grumbled before trudging back up the stairs. As Anxiety’s stomping grew farther away, Morality opened his mouth to speak.
“Logan, can I ask you something?” he questioned, his head cocked to one side.
“I believe you just did, Morality, but if you need to ask something else I see no reason why not.” Logan answered, wondering why Morality would ask a question like that. Morality took a deep breath in and then continued to speak.
“Okay. When I was awake at about three in the morning last night scrolling through Pinterest, I could see from my bedroom you sitting up on the couch and not looking like you were sleeping at all. Did you sleep at all last night?”
Logan furrowed his brow and tried to remember. He had not, in fact, slept at all the previous night, having been too invested in his book to stop for sleep.
“I did not; I simply have an appreciation for this book and failed to see a need to stop reading it at the time.” he offered, guessing from Morality’s slightly parted lips and raised eyebrows that he was concerned. “Why are you making that face?”
“Because the night before that you were up helping Thomas memorize his lines, and I don’t think you slept then either.”
Logan shrugged. “I knew that he needed help more than I needed sleep.”
Morality smiled his cheeky, gap-toothed smile that Logan always found himself wanting to see more of however much he felt it annoyed him.
“Logan honey, you are very sweet for helping him and I’m glad you love your book, but you need to sleep, okay?”
Logan put down his book- by then he had long since stopped trying to read past the same sentence- and looked Morality in the eye.
“Morality, I promise you I will try to sleep when it is nighttime. It is, however, only four in the afternoon.” Morality scooted a little closer to Logan and looked at him with large, dewy, pleading eyes. Obviously, the purpose of this expression was to appeal to Logan’s emotion so he would comply.
“Pleeeease, Logan? For me?” Logan picked up his book again and ventured beyond the long-lasting sentence- finding out that there was a small hole in the wall between Jondrette and Marius’s flats- before noticing out of the corner of his eye that Morality was still fixing him with the puppy dog eyes. Logan sighed, putting down his book and turning his body to face Morality.
“Since my two options here seem to be either you continuing to keep after me, or acquiesce to you and catch up on sleep, I choose to preserve some of my sanity and do the latter.”
Morality’s eyes immediately lit up like those of a child receiving a present. “Yayyyy!” Logan rolled his eyes and lay down on his back, bending his legs to the side so Morality still had room to sit. He slowly let his eyes shut, feeling his body relax already. However much he hated to admit it, maybe Morality had been right about his need for sleep. Just as he let his head loll to the side, he was interrupted from his state of relaxation by Morality’s soft whisper.
“Are you cold? Do you want my cardigan? How about a blanket? Or cuddle up to me! I’ll keep you warm! I’m comfy, I promise! I love cuddles! They’re so sweet, and so are you, and-”
“I will stay awake just to spite you should you continue,” Logan mumbled, enunciating every word. Whether Logan felt spiteful or not, though, his body was growing more exhausted by the second without any distractions to keep him from his sleepiness. He quickly gave into it, feeling himself become less aware of his surroundings. The last thing he felt was something warm and soft being draped over his whole body- a blanket. Knowing Morality had put it there, Logan let out a soft moan as a thank you before drifting off to sleep.
Morality smiled as Logan made the softest noise from under the thick fleece blanket. He really had been too tired, and Morality was glad to help him get to sleep. Although Morality really wanted to hug and cuddle him, he was glad just to have him close by. He always filled his heart with butterflies and made him almost speechless.
Looking at Logan again, Morality noticed that he still had his glasses on. He smiled to himself and reached to take them off so they wouldn’t get squished while Logan slept. Putting the glasses on the table in front of the couch where Logan could find them later, Morality reached back towards his face and brushed the stray hair off his forehead. He smiled as Logan moved slightly towards him in his sleep, curled into the fetal position and lying so that his knee touched Morality’s. All Morality could think of for the rest of the night was how smitten he was with Logan.

The Flynn Legacy
➝ generation one.

kayla: is there a problem, ranger?

ranger: ma’am, do you have a licence?

kayla: a licence?? i’m grilling vegetables!

ranger: let me guess, you found it on pinterest didn’t you?

kayla: i fail to see how that matters…

ranger: you’re wearing gold hoops and a full face of makeup.

kayla: and you’ve got a raccoon nest in the back of your head are we done pointing out the obvious?

@milflatina, so far all my submissions have been design-related, but I seem to be on that kick lately. Maybe I’ll try something different soon. 😊

@jo-just-jo Happy Saturday! I love your submissions and every time I’m on Pinterest and see cool bookshelf designs, i think about you and say to myself “Jo would think this is cool!” I love the vintage look of this one! ❤❤ #bookishsaturday #bookshelves #bibliophile
Aesthetic Tag!

so @ravengirl94 tagged me in the aesthetic thing–you have to create an aesthetic with only the pictures saved on your phone…this was fun! and a much needed break from packing lol…

only the top three pictures are ones i took myself; the rest were saved from pinterest/tumblr.  as you can see, i like cozy things…and fall…and Maine…

and that Gene Roddenberry quote is one of my favorites <3

(tbh that puppy pic reminds me of Cat which is why i added it…yeah i know that’s gay <3)

i don’t know who’s already done this, so i’ll just tag a couple of people: @trade-baby-blues (i know you’re at work do it anyways) @thenewmrsweasley @anyakinamidala @callingmrsbarnes @hellhoundsandunicorns @medicatemedrmccoy @imoutofmyvulcanmind @thevalesofanduin @auduna-druitt

also if i didn’t tag you and you wanna do it please do and tag me! i want to see all of them!!)

Soulmates AU (8)

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven

Гиря (ao3) - nuclear_fall

Summary:  Соулмейт!AU
Дэн пришёл в его жизнь незнакомцем и уходит из неё им же.

В цвете (ao3) - McRever

Summary: Дэн задыхается. Глаза Фила голубые, как и цветок, вынутый из-под красной рубашки, который он держит в своей руке, и Дэн хочет петь и благодарить ангелов на небесах, потому что Фил Лестер – его родственная душа.Соулмейт АУ, в котором вы видите мир чёрно-белым, пока не встречаете свою родственную душу.

4A (ao3) - notinclinedtomatruity

Summary: Most people’s soulmate tattoos are fairly short – “excuse me” or “nice to meet you” were common phrases. Most people just don’t say that much in one breath to a complete stranger. Most people, however, are not Phil’s soulmate. Thus, while everyone else has pretty, dainty phrases on their forearms, Phil has an entire paragraph crammed between his elbow and his hand in teeny tiny print.

All Was Golden in the Sky - darling-phil

Summary:  After Dan and Phil found each other, time seemed to slip away from them faster than they could expect. As the seasons change, the pair face the reality of a new relationship, carrying it through its ups and downs. No matter what, they’d always come out stronger.

First Words (ao3) - AvalonBell

Summary:  Just an AU where Phil finally finds his soulmate although the words that echo in his head are that oposites of what he wished to hear by the first words he’d hear out of their mouth.

Glowing Hearts (ao3) - The_Sassiest_Archangel

Summary:  “Why are you such a little shit?” he demanded. Phil growled.
“Why are you beating me up? I haven’t done anything to you except accidentally throw a book at your head!” he shouted back. As they glared at each other, a bright light began to glow from Phil’s chest. Dan looked down at Phil’s chest and raised an eyebrow.

Grey - washedoutgay

Summary:  Colour isn’t really something that Dan understands, all he knows that from a young age he wanted to find his soulmate so he could see the world in the perfect light. But after meeting a boy with light grey eyes who doesn’t feel the same and spending most of his life never apart from him, maybe his idea can change to match.

Growing Noise (ao3) - INeverHadMyInternetPhase

Summary:  After meeting his soulmate in the most unlikely of circumstances, Phil Lester considers the future of their relationship. Also they meet Phil’s family. Lots of fluff. Sequel to Shared Sounds, read that first!

Hybrid || Phan (ao3) -  HelloAnonymousWriter

Summary: Dan is a werewolf/Vampire hybrid. Phil is a Vampire.

I Was Blind Before I Met You (ao3) - yourdilemma

Summary: It is said that when soulmates meet, they are finally able to see color. However, what happens when one is blind?

Life is a Test and I Get Bad Marks - phansdick

Summary:  Soulmate au where the first thing you think when you see your soulmate for the first time appears on their skin. Dan has always been known as the most badass guy in school; Until Phil Lester shows up, that is. Feeling like his image is at risk, he lashes out, causing an all-out war between the two.

Lost In The Storm (ao3) - versaceshirt

Summary:  Phil’s soulmate mark is black. It sits on his heart and spreads outwards like a stain, a stain that reminds him every day of the bitter truth. No one wants to accept what it really means, but Phil has. Phil has come to terms with it. Until he meets Dan. Dan, who claims to be his soulmate, with a soulmate mark Phil is unable to see.

My Cheat Code for Happiness (ao3) - featherliterature

Summary:  The day I met you should have been the best day of my life, because you were the only one that could make me happy.

Phil Lester And The Boy Who Spoiled (ao3) - LauraLittleMiss

Summary: “Man, I can’t believe Dumbledore dies.”
Soulmates au where the first words that your soulmate says to you are written on your wrist.

Someday - Philsdrill

Summary:  “Everyone had a link with their soulmates, some could hear some of their partners thoughts, some had a tattoo that would appear with their partners name; for me, I knew when they got sick.” For a while Phil has thought that his soulmate might have an eating disorder and doesn’t expect to meet him in the restaurant where he works.

Soulmates Doesn’t Mean Lovers Every Lifetime (ao3) - Moonfire14

Summary: ‘Soulmates doesn’t mean lovers every lifetime’Dan and Phil were made to be be friends, made to be together, made to love each other and it’s a bond that runs deep, transcending lifetimes. They are soulmates and no one would argue about that because all they have to do is look.A look into the past, present, and future of Phan.

Streaks - phanfi-c

Summary:  soulmates au where if you have an orange streak on your wrist you’re soulmate is masculine, and if they have if have a purple streak they’re feminine. Dan is genderfluid and Phil freaks out when his orange line turns purple.

Test Day (ao3) - poisonousmushroom

Summary:  Dan Howell was nineteen and studying law. He was doing well in school, due to the fact that he had someone to help him through everything. Phil. Philip. Philip Lester. Philip Michael Lester. Phil Lester was his best friend. Phil was twenty three, and he was the most attractive person Dan had ever met.

Windows to the soul (ao3) - Trashcactiqueen

Summary: A phan soulmate au where you can’t see the colour the colour of your soulmate’s eyes until you see them. (Aka the unoriginal self-indulgent soulmate au where Dan is still Phil trash #1)

You’ll Never Miss it ‘till its’ Gone (ao3) - stuckysoul

Summary: I wrote this after being inspired by an idea I saw on Pinterest: what if you were born seeing the world in black and white, and only saw color once you met your soulmate?And then what happens when that soulmate dies?

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days AU - Part 8 FINAL PART ( Bucky x Reader)

Synopsis: This is a fluffy AU based on the movie How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. This is part of @stories-from-stark-tower Stark Tower’s 3k Celebration Movie AU Challenge! You work at Radiance magazine and have been assigned the task to find a man to date and ‘lose him’ within the span of 10 days making the typical mistakes women tend to make, writing it up for your article. Easy right? Bucky Barnes is your ever so charming victim and it turns out he has his own 10 day task and may prove to be more of a challenge than you thought.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Words: 2318 
Warnings: Swearing. 
AH THIS WAS THE FINAL CHAPTER AND I AM SO SAD ITS THE END! Thank you for all your kind words I really appreciate it and a special shoutout to @poe-also-bucky who has shown me so much support and been my main motivator throughout writing this, seriously she is the greatest! If you haven’t watched the movie yet go watch it - its one of the funniest romcoms out there! (And if i had to cast anyone as the role of Ben in the movie I would cast Sebastian Stan, He’d be so great at the role!)


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Thank you dearest @little-jammes 

Name: Sydney

Nicknames: Syd (plain and simple!) 

Gender: female Starsign: gemini

Height: 5'4" (??? The inches might not be true) 

Sexual orientation: Straight 

Hogwarts house: Slytherin 

Favorite band/singer: rn Harry Styles lol 

 Favorite color: Light pink, or burgundy 

Favorite animal: pups 

Time right now: 6:25 PM 

Average hours of sleep: like 6(??)

Cat or dog person: dogs!!! 

Favorite fictional character: Fran Fine 

Number of blankets I sleep with: 2-3 dream trip: Paris, Italy in general, Phantom West End

Dream job: To be in musicals/be an opera singer 

When did you make this blog: 2013 

Current number of followers: 959 (but like no one talks to me so, ????) 

When did your blog reach its peak: Now?

What made you decide to get tumblr: I kept seeing stuff on Pinterest from Tumblr so I thought I might as well 

Character i’d date: from poto? Daroga, my guy

How many blogs do I follow: 2,132 lol 

What do i post about: phantom, musicals, aesthetic stuff, pretty places, and shitposts 

Do i get asks regularly: No. pls talk to me :/ 

Aesthetic: Opulent pieces, Ballet, delicate flowers, old clothing silhouettes, overall really dramatic things. 

You don’t have to do this, but i tag: @vl-blackswan, @meggiry , @confessionsofanoperaghost, and @jjeonim and anyone who would like to do this!

Alternate office conversation

(My imaginary take on how the office conversation could have gone.)

Bernie:  There was only one thing I could think about, that was you, Serena. (….) I got scared. I didn’t want to destroy our friendship. 

Serena: Right. So my texts and emails… you greeted me with radio silence?

Bernie: Ok, Yeah I have no excuse. I was rubbish. I know.

Serena: I also Skyped but you didn’t pick up…

Bernie: Yeah, I was rubbish, I know… I’m sorr—

Serena: I sent you emojis. Couldn’t you just send an emoji? 

Bernie: Um… I always mix up the semi-colon and parenthesis… or the other way— :{ :( :{… ? 

Serena:  Or um, you know the office here… there are phones. There’s two of them in this room. Those are  landlines— mine even has an answering machine —  no cell charges for that.  

Bernie: … oh… Yeah, I know.  I was rubb—

Serena: My Facebook account said you were online, but you didn’t reply to my chat requests…  

Bernie: Yeah, I … didn’t I —

Serena: I have an Instagram account - did you even look at it? I posted sad faces every day… 

Bernie: Oh, I hearted the one with the hat —

Serena: Or when I shared my on my Pinterest collection with you ….  Did you see the set of passive-aggressive inspirational macros pins?


Serena: I Pinned them and titled the set, “THINKING OF BERNIE” …..

Serena: Or Twitter? I tweeted  45 quotes from Brené Brown about—

Bernie: I Saw that, those, I —

Serena:  … Silence and Shame and the Power of Vulnerability™ 

Bernie: Um… I like you…


Bernie:  Um… I more than like you…?

Serena: … 


And at last I see the light.
And it’s like the fog has lifted.
And at last I see the light.
And it’s like the sky is new.
And it’s warm and real and bright.
And the world has somehow shifted.
All at once, everything is different.

Now that I see you.


I made up this messy low twisted bun thing for work yesterday because I didn’t want to wash my hair, but I was actually really pleased with how it turned out, so I thought I’d share.

This will probably work better with coarse hair types–if you have smooth or slippery, fine hair, this works better if you don’t wash your hair for a day or two beforehand.

It’s super fast, super easy and inspired by that inside-out ponytail you see on Pinterest everywhere. I basically kept on looping the ponytail through until it made a bun!

It just looks like a neat little updo from the front, but the back is super twisty and elegant.

I made a little step-by-step doodle above, but here are the steps explained:

1) Part your hair somewhere near the center–extreme side parts won’t work well for this. You should have almost equal portions of hair on both sides, as if you were going to make pigtails.

2) Put the two portions of hair in a low ponytail, keeping the part intact.

3) Bring your ponytail back up towards the top of your head, and then loop the bottom of the ponytail down through the open space at the center of your part and pull through to twist the ponytail in on itself. You can leave it at this step to just have a pretty twisty ponytail thing, if that’s your jam.

4) Repeat step 3 until the just the tips of your hair are left to loop over. To close the loopy bun thing, tuck the tips over the top of the bun part, behind the bun (closer to your scalp).

5) Pin the shit out of the tips of your hair so your bun thing doesn’t come unrolled. Hairspray if you need to (my hair is coarse enough that I only needed a few bobby pins and 2-day-old hair to make it stay in place).

And that’s it! Takes about 2-3 minutes tops.

Okay, like, no offense but I swear to God herself if I see one more pin on Pinterest about the nine million ways you can use mason jars to spice up your summer BBQ, I’m going to scream. First of all, why are you having a barbeque? Tacky. Second of all, go fuck yourself. If I’m doing anything this summer, it’s sitting by an infinity pool and flipping through every country’s version of Vogue I can get my hands on. Keep your hotdog buns out of my sunshine.