“ In other news! The internet has been broken! Not only has the two biggest “ships” in history finally share a kiss and more, but it’s canon! Global warming is solved, kids in Africa are all fed, and more good things! all because Johnlock and Destiel are can-”
Kripke: * screams,covered in sweat and wakes up, then picks up his phone and dials a number*
Moffat: *picks up the phone* “Hello?”
Kripke: “ Moffat!! Oh my god I-”
Moffat: * sighs and rubs his temples * “You had the same nightmare again, didn’t you?”
Kripke:*nods and sighs* “Yes.”
Moffat: “ Alright, well how about this to cheer you up. Want to write another episode with me, or for one of the others shows? We can do are beloved thing and use subtext, intense eye staring from each of our two, male, characters, to show how they are not gay for each other. To make it even worse we will make them say how “ not” gay they are! Then right after, show them eye fucking and more! I know how much you love messing with the fans like me! Sound good?”
Kripke: “Yes, Moffat.”
Moffat:” Good, because you should see what I could have done with season 4 of Sherlock! Ha!”
Kripke” Ha!! Wait till you see what I have for season 12.”
//No, actually it’s three, three, three, then four…
actually it’s three, three, three, three, then one last like “HEY!” knock. there was too much of a pause between the last knock and the three before. STILL, even if it were four, it’s still not 4 times 4? it’s still not what Simm did.
Rose taught me that it didn’t matter if you weren’t the best
at school. She taught me that it didn’t matter if you were “ordinary”. She taught me that women can be just as
awesome (if not more) than men. But overall Rose taught me that I could seem
like the least important person on the planet, but I could mean so much more.
Mickey taught me that being a bit silly is ok. He taught
that the person you think is soul-mate, maybe isn’t, and that’s ok. But overall
Mickey taught me you are important and capable, no matter what other people
Jack taught me that you can be extroverted and confident. He
taught me that you can do bad things in life, but in the end things get better,
But overall Jack taught me that eventually, no matter how out of place you
feel, eventually you will find somewhere you fit in.
Martha taught me that brains can be a good thing too. That
if you do manage to get a good job and are a nice person, it will be rewarded.
She taught me that you can love someone and still be badass. She taught me you
can be feminine and still be just as good as everyone else. She taught me that
wisdom is important. She taught me that knowledge
is important. But overall Martha taught me that being a good person, and
knowing your value, is the most
Donna taught me that knowing yourself is important. She
taught me that knowing that you are important, and letting others know, is very important. She taught me that in
life you should do what you want, and not what other people want. She taught me
that the most important thing in life is to believe in yourself. She taught me
to see the lighter side of life. But overall Donna taught me that bravery and
kindness and appreciating yourself are so important in life.
Amy taught me to get anywhere in life you must be pretty and
good at fighting and slim. She taught me that you have to be special or
different for people to notice you. But overall Amy taught me that you should
wait for people no matter how long they leave you.
Rory taught me that unless you are “hot” or clever or witty
you will be forgotten. He taught me that if you’re not perfect you become “the
side-kick”. But overall Rory taught me that being clumsy or un-interesting
means you will be a failure
River taught me that if you are in love with someone, your
whole life revolves around them. She taught me that you should have blind faith
in people. She taught me that breaking the law is cool. But overall River
taught me that no matter where in time and space you are, your life will always revolve around the one you love
Clara taught me that to be interesting you must be “the
chosen one” or something similar. She taught me that staying with a mental
abuser is ok. She taught me that you must be “different to other girls”. She taught
me you must be pretty or quirky or feisty. But overall she taught me that to
get noticed or to find a friend, first they must be obsessed with finding out
every aspect of your life
Danny taught me that sometimes in life you do wrong things,
but you will never be forgiven. He taught me that you shouldn’t have an opinion
really. But overall he taught me no matter who you are now; the past is all
I can’t wait until the day a talented someone says to an interviewer, “Well, you see, I wanted to do what Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat didn’t do when I was younger and full of hope. They broke my heart but I decided to turn it around”.