i see you checking her out~

anonymous asked:

Just discovered your comic and it's so great! Love the art style. And to top it off you are gorgeous as heck! Wow beauty, brains, and talent, you're the ultimate triple threat. <3

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome. Come on in.

(Jesus, does anybody even get this reference? I hope so.)

Thank you so much for the kind, kind, kind, kind, kind words! And brains? 

Oh, go on. All ya’ll are complete sweeties.

I seriously appreciate you writing in, new reader, and I sure hope you enjoy your stay and everything I have to offer! *vaguely waves hand behind her*

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Get all of next week’s strips early, and I draw all my Patrons pretty and exclusive things every week for a fraction of their commission costs! 


anonymous asked:

Hiya! I love your art and you made me like Hinny, which is a miracle LOL. You see, I love how you portray them and their coolness, and it made me think they are quite open-minded, I can't control it. So I super imagine your Ginny being bi and proud and while they are young and not yet married, I'm envisioning them checking out female girls and being like "I'd totally bang her" and Harry agreeing. Oh kill me, I would even go as far as saying they would have the occasional threesome. Any thoughts?

I think it’s awesome that you have a headcanon for my headcanon hahaha Ginny wouldn’t even care, she enjoys what she enjoys =) I just never thought about the threesome though - I wonder who would be the lucky one now xD

anonymous asked:

I can imagine Clexa downstairs just hanging out at home and then they're like "it's too quiet" (you know that whenever it's too quiet that means there's something going on), then they go upstairs to check on Alex and she's in their room with Lexa's paint thing all over her, when she sees them she's just like "look mommies! I'm the commander" (imagine that in a toddler accent lol). Clexa can't even be mad their baby is too cute and they just cry because of their happy adorable baby

“Me Leksa.” Alex’s big puppy eyes, questioning Lexa to see if she did a good job. She’s so pure honestly

anonymous asked:

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together with Wally west :0

Prompt: Accidentally falling asleep together with Wally West.

A/N: i recently discovered @tgwltw‘s blog and her writings made me realize how much i love Wally <3 shoutout to her and her amazing writings, you guys should check out her stuff if you have the chance x in other news, i’m so sorry this is so short !! 

You could visibly see the weariness behind Wally’s eyes as you approached his sagging figure. His green eyes had lost their sparkle and his usual flirtatious grin was wiped clean from his lips. You wrapped your arms around his waist allowing him to burrow his head into your shoulders and wrap his arms around your figure. Breathing in his scent—a mix of mint and coconut—you hugged him tighter as you missed his embrace. It wasn’t the first time he had a mission away from home, but instead it was his first mission away from you.

The two of you haven’t been together long before he was given this assignment. He left everything he’s ever known and his newfound relationship in an attempt to help stop evil. He was brave, one of the bravest people you have ever known and you were proud to know that he was willing to give up everything in the name of justice. But at times, you wished you could be at least a bit selfish. He was your boyfriend too, and as terrible as it sounded, you wished the world could pause for a second and let the two of you have a moment of peace together. Of course, you knew that the world did not work that way, which forced you to keep your turmoil internalized. However, all of your grievances were soon forgotten the moment he stepped through the door.

He pressed his lips against yours and this kiss reminded him of home. After all, home was where the heart is and clearly his heart belonged with you. His lips were familiar yet foreign to you, and you enjoyed every second of it. He pulled away, but instead of pulling away completely, he began to press sloppy and lazy kisses down your neck. You wrapped your arms around his neck, attempting to pull him closer to your body then he already was, as he continued to nibble at the supple skin on your neck. Your hands begin to tangle themselves in his hair, gripping it as if it was your lifeline. Immediately, you weren’t opposed to taking it to the bedroom, but as soon as you could even suggest that idea to Wally his kisses suddenly stopped.

“You’re such a tease you know that, West,” your voice was dripping with sarcasm, opening your eyes and looking at your boyfriend slouched on top of you. Upon further inspection, you came to the conclusion that he had actually and truly fallen asleep on top of you. You couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle, gently pushing him up and slipping out from underneath. He wasn’t even startled by your movements, instead remaining as blissful as ever.

Before you left the room, you took a blanket and wrapped it around him, making sure that he was perfectly warm and comfortable. You pressed a small kiss on his forehead, before flicking off the light—allowing your hero some much deserved rest.

Insomnia Diaries Pt 12 - Jeffrey Dean Morgan x Reader

JDM Smut Drabble

Warnings: oral sex female receiving and language

Y/n had been awake for a few hours and she decided to get out of bed so she wouldn’t wake her husband. She went outside and walked around their farm looking at all the sleeping animals. She was wishing she could sleep as soundly as their animals. She went to check on the goats in the barn, she sat down next to the pen just watching the goats sleep. She was so mesmerized by the goats she didn’t see her husband Jeffrey walk in the barn. Jeffrey knelt down in front of her and put his hands on her knees. “Hey, you couldn’t sleep doll” he said, she looked at him and nodded, “why didn’t you wake me, instead of coming out here” he said. She wrapped her arms around his neck and put her forehead on his, “I didn’t want to wake you” Y/n said. He put his large hands on the back of her head and neck guiding her down to lay on the hay bales. Jeffrey slid up his shirt she was wearing, he tapped her hip, she raised them up and he pulled her panties off. He put his hands behind her knees and opened her legs. Jeffrey lowered his head buring it between her legs and licking a long stripe down her slit. Y/n wrapped her fingers in his hair pushing his head farther into her pussy, she moaned softly. Jeffrey never needed to use anything but his tongue when he ate her out, his tongue was so amazing he didn’t need to use his fingers. He worked her clit with his tongue while she moaned softly and pulled his hair gently. Jeffrey attached his lips to her clit sucking it while rubbing circles with his tongue. “Oh holy fucking shit Jeff don’t stop” Y/n screamed waking up the goats. Jeffrey chuckled around her clit sending the vibration rattling through her pussy. She wrapped her fingers through his hair pulling gently, he licked down from her clit to her entrance. Jeffrey circled his tongue around her entrance making her call out. “Jeff fuck stop teasing me, I need you to make me cum” she whined, “your wish is my command doll” he said. Jeffrey slammed his tongue into her pussy swirling it around, “yes baby yes” she moaned. Jeffrey thrust his tongue in and out of her pussy while sucking and swirling his tongue. Her orgasm ripped through her she clamped her thighs around his head, one of her hands pulled his hair. Her other hand fisted the hay bale next to her, as she screamed incoherently. Jeffrey licked up her cum while he tongue fucked her through her orgasm. He looked at her as she caught her breath and came down from her orgasm, she closed her legs. Jeffrey fixed her shirt and helped her sit up, “shit, Jeff how is it your so good with your tongue” she said. “Practice doll, lots of practice” he said, “now let’s get you inside before you freeze to death” he said. “If you want to practice some more later I’m up for it” she said.

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anonymous asked:

About the post you reblogged (Steven universe is the opposite of eating pussy) actually the first time my gf and I had sex we watched Steven universe first and then I ate her out so idk what kind of life you lead

I check my inbox for the first time in a week and it’s good to see that you’re all still lying to me

I’m all for designing fusions, but sometimes you see one and it’s the most perfect look you could imagine

And after seeing the @sadynaxart Padparadscha x Sapphire fusion I HAD to draw her too. If you somehow haven’t seen this lady’s awesome art yet, go check that stuff out!


Ruth Negga for Irish Tatler (Feb. 2013)

Negga’s a powerful actor, the voice low and layered with bite. Her expression, in neutral, has a sort of stoic hurt to it, making her an ideal tragedian. And it can’t go unmentioned that she’s stunning to look at: half Irish, half Ethiopian, massive eyes, pronounced chin and cheekbones.

Six Years and Seven Days

This is pretending that Bellamy could hear Clarke talking all those years, she just can’t hear him responding, and that the ship at the end is them coming back to Earth. 


Day Three

“Bellamy…are you up there? Are you alive? Is anyone alive?”


“I only woke up yesterday. At least, I think it was yesterday. I barely made it into the bunker in time, but I made it. And the computer says it’s been three days since the radiation hit, and I was so hungry I thought I might die. Please tell me you didn’t die.”


“Bellamy, my mom was right. In a way. My face is disgusting, covered in boils. You’d be laughing at me…probably. Because she was right but so were you. I’m not dead Bellamy. I hope you aren’t either.”

His fingers slammed on the respond button, pushing it down to the point of it feeling like it would crack from the pressure.

“I’m not dead, Clarke. I’m not dead.”

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Imagine a giant machine called society, one that is sputtering and smoking because it is missing many gears. Now imagine a cliff looming overhead, and down from it tumbles millions of loose gears being carelessly dumped out of a box. They kind of just bounce around the machine until some of them land in gaps and start turning in conjunction with the rest. Many others just roll off and land in the dirt, doomed to rust in the rain. That’s how the system works right now. It is at times cruel and/or unfathomably stupid.

It’s not your fault. You didn’t design the system. Nobody did. Everyone is just making this up as they go.

This, incidentally, is what everyone in the Western world is so mad about these days. It always comes out as anger about “the economy” or “outsourcing” or “immigration” but really all that’s happened is a gross failure to connect the people to the jobs. Over here we have a river of the anxious unemployed and then over here we’ve got a dry desert of industries begging for workers. If that last part of the metaphor confuses you, it’s because you’ve been told the ridiculous lie that there are “no jobs out there.” Ask any manager or HR person and they’ll rant about how they can’t find good people. Hell, they won’t even wait for you to ask – just get within earshot, you’ll hear them talking about how the kids today lack skills and work ethic, all that bullshit.

If only they knew that the perfect engineer they’re looking for is currently working in a Dunkin Donuts in Indiana and was, in fact, never trained to be an engineer. She went to college to be a veterinarian because she loves animals, realized her mistake with her hands wrist-deep in sheep guts, then had to drop out and take a job to help pay the bills when Mom’s disability checks got cut off. She quickly found that society will offer virtually no help whatsoever in getting her into the job where she can do the most good for herself or society. Even if her motivation is to get off food stamps and become a more productive citizen, the response is all snide mockery and talk of bootstraps. “You say you can’t afford college, but I see that you have A PHONE!!!”

In fact, she will find society actively stops her at every turn.

6 Facts That Will Clear Up Your Confusing Life

I would just like to point out

All the fics say Yuuri’s mom is the cook and the maker of the most fabulous Katsudon

But we see her unloading a delivery, serving meals, and doing quite a lot but the ONLY Katsuki we see in the Kitchen is Yuuri’s dad when he pops his head out at the mention of his favourite football team.

I put it to you that Toshiya is the cook in the family and yes the maker of all the home cooked meals.

Hiroko with her bubbling personality (and like her son: surprising upper body strength) is the front staff bringing orders and checking people in and doing heavy lifting while her husband makes fabulous meals.

the signs falling in love... as Disney Songs!

Aries: Ariel - Kiss the Girl ~ “Yes you want her- look at her, you know you do, and it’s possible she wants you too. There’s one way to ask her, it don’t take a word, not a single word… Go on and kiss the girl.”

Taurus: Cinderella - So This is Love? ~ “So this is love? So this is what makes life divine- I’m all aglow, and now I know the key to all heaven is mine.”

Gemini: Pocahontas - Just Around the River Bend ~ “Can I ignore that sound of distant drumming for a handsome sturdy husband who builds handsome sturdy walls, and never dreams that something might be coming?”

Cancer: Beauty and the Beast - Beauty and the Beast ~ “Tale as old as time, true as it can be. Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly. Just a little change, small to say the least- both a little scared, neither one prepared, Beauty and the Beast.”

Leo: Princess and the Frog - Never Knew I Needed ~ “My accidental happily ever after, the way you smile and how you comfort me with your laughter. I must admit you were not a part of my book, but now if you open it up and take a look you’re the beginning and the end of every chapter… You’re the best thing I never knew I needed.”

Libra: Sleeping Beauty - Once upon a Dream ~ “I know you- the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam, yet I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem. But if I know you I know what you’ll do- you’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.”

Virgo: The Lion King - Can You Feel the Love Tonight? ~ “Can you feel the love tonight; the peace the evening brings? The world, for once, in perfect harmony with all its living things.“

Scorpio: Pocahontas - If I Never Knew You ~ “If I never knew you, if I never felt this love, I would have no inkling of how precious life can be. And if I never knew you, I would never have a clue, how at last I’d find in you the missing part of me.”

Sagittarius: Aladdin - A Whole New World ~ “I can show you the world; shining, shimmering splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?“

Capricorn: Tangled - I See the Light ~ “And at last I see the light, and it’s like the sky is new. And it’s warm and real and bright, and the world has somehow shifted; all at once everything is different now that I see you.”

Aquarius: Hercules - I Won’t Say ~ “Get off my case I won’t say it, (Girl don’t be proud it’s okay you’re in love), At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.”

Pisces: Toy Story - When She Loved Me ~ “Through the summer and the fall, we had each other that was all- just she and I together like it was meant to be. And when she was lonely I was there to comfort her, and I knew that she loved me.”

*check sun, moon, and venus my lovelies*

anonymous asked:

How do you like keeping arboreals as opposed to ground living snakes? Is it a lot harder?

I wouldn’t say it’s necessarily harder; it just has its own set of challenges. Arboreal snakes tend to have different issues come up regarding husbandry and enrichment–for example, when I rescued my Amazon tree boa, the guy who abandoned her said she would never perch and that’s why he didn’t want her (along with the horrible mite infestation she came with).

It turned out she just didn’t like the perches he was providing her and once I gave her something that allowed her more points of contact, she started perching during the day a lot more. Animals seldom do things for no reason and part of being a good keeper is trying to troubleshoot these problems from the animal’s perspective.

Arboreal snakes also tend to behave a little differently in regards to handling. In my experience they tend to be more alert and high strung (this doesn’t necessarily mean aggressive, it might just mean you need to pay more attention to where your fingers are moving around when you handle them to avoid startling them). Treating mites on arboreals can be a bigger ordeal since I’ve found that they’re more susceptible to getting stressed by the bathing process.

I practice what I call “husbandry handling” with my ATB because she’s a slightly nervous animal who prefers not to be handled often–however, I need to be able to do it with as little fuss and stress as possible in case she ever got sick or injured and needed hands-on medical treatment. This basically means I take her out on a regular basis and practice touching gently all over her body in the ways I might need to in order to provide medical assistance, but try to make it as stress-free and short as possible. She prefers to be a hands-off pet, and that’s fine! She’s still pretty chill for an ATB and I’m grateful she’s tolerant of husbandry handling.

Holly, on the other hand, is very laid back and doesn’t mind being handled. I’ve met CBB chondros that were much more nervous and didn’t like handling at all, so this seems to be a matter of individual temperament. She had an infected tooth last year from hitting the tongs and I was able to get in her mouth to treat it with relatively little fuss and stress for her.

This got a lot longer than I meant it to, so I guess the TL;DR version is that keeping arboreals is definitely different, but not necessarily harder if you have the experience and resources to do it properly. I’ve only kept chondros and Amazon tree boas though as far as arboreals go so that’s about all I can speak for.

I want to talk about a situation involving a Taiwanese fanartist who draws fan art of Undertale. Her art is absolutely gorgeous, but unfortunately, someone attempted to kill her by offering her a cookie with NEEDLES inside of it.

It is believed this was an attempt to KILL her, not hurt her feelings, but actual MURDER. Of course, the Undertale fan who offered said cookie didn’t seem to understand the whole fucking point of the game. 


That aside, there are actually people DEFENDING this sick and twisted thinking.

…except she doesn’t draw pedophiliac art. She doesn’t even draw Frisk and Sans NSFW! But of course, our brave little social justice knights here have come to stop the evil of ships they don’t like!! 


In all seriousness, this is why I absolutely hate Tumblr and the Undertale fandom. It’s bullshit like this that is made as an excuse to murder an artist. The same shit happened to a fan artist in the Steven Universe fandom, but dare I say it’s got worse on Undertale’s end. It’s disgusting to see people like this actually exist. I don’t really agree with any ships that aren’t otherwise canon (ie Xayah x Rakan, Alphys x Undyne, etc) but do I go out of my busy life to harass a person who likes something I care very little for? NO!

And before any little triggered micro-aggressed polykin “minor” pops up here who demands that I apologize for their made-up sob story of Uncle Peewee touching their weewee and that the artist “deserved it”, I want to make it clear for 10 years of my life, I was sexually abused constantly by my uncle and my stepfather. I had no power because I was seen as a little girl (although I’m a nb now) and my mother wasn’t sure who to believe. Finally when my uncle got tried for rape, the system said they had no sufficient evidence, even though he had many of my little girl panties hidden under his bed that was dismissed as evidence. Her drawing this art has no emotional response out of me. I see nothing inherently wrong with an individual drawing art of FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. If a person drawing hurts you bad you feel the need to kill, you should seek counseling or find the closest nuthouse on the block before you become a threat to decent people.

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On Friday night you told me that you wish that it could be me, that you wished we could be together. But we both knew that even if we wished on every goddamn 11:11 for things to be different, they wouldn’t be.
So we stood there, in the same spot we’ve been before, except back then we were making out in the pouring rain, unforgiving and unapologetic for our newfound love. Now we were hugging each other as tightly and as long as we could, a goodbye to the possibility of an us.
We said we would always have a bond. One unexplainable and complicated, but a special one. We would always be there for each other and we’d always be friends. We could call each other unexpected late at night, and we both would answer, which I knew was true, because we’ve both done it before. I mentioned his new girl, and he told me, that he wished it could be me. I held him tighter.
On Saturday night I sulked alone across the room, watching you and your new girl out of the corner of my eye, making out, like we did before. I swear it could’ve been the exact same place. So that night, I found a close friend and told him everything, and he told me what everyone else was afraid to. He was playing with me, and I, I deserved better.
Sunday morning I checked my phone to see you take her to the same place we went on our first date.
I turned off my phone. If you called, today, tomorrow, whenever,
I would not pick up.
—  v.m
Jealous, Much?

Originally posted by red-blue-velvet

Tom Holland x Reader

Request: Yes

Summary: The reader is jealous of Tom and Zendaya’s relationship. However, Tom is there to reassure them.

Word Count: 2,580

Warnings: language, fluff, jealous!reader, reassuring!tom.

A/N: Sorry this took long to post. I’m not sure of this one and felt a little weird writing it tbh, so any feedback would be greatly appreciated. Enjoy!

In the beginning of the relationship, Tom and you were inseparable. He wasn’t overwhelmed with several acting gigs like he is now. You both were able to sit and enjoy each other’s company without too many stresses.

However, that time spent together soon started to disappear. Tom began his Spider-Man film, while you continued your everyday job, trying to fit in as many hours as you could. Yes, it was a lot you were putting on yourself, but you honestly wanted to distract yourself from not being able to have Tom with you.

You missed him.

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“Carnations” (Part 2)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (College AU)

Summary: A carnation fundraiser, an iota of possibility, and a longtime secret crush on your hot best friend - what could go wrong?

thank you to the spectacular @buckyywiththegoodhair for beta-reading! you are a national treasure that must be protected til’ the end of time!

“Carnations” (Masterlist)

It takes you a moment to process what’s happening. By the time realization kicks in, the Student Gov member delivering the carnations is visibly annoyed. She sighs, “I have about twenty more dorm rooms to visit. Could you please just take the flowers?”

You stare intently at the carnations. “This isn’t a joke, right?”

“Oh, this is actually for a YouTube prank channel that we’re launching, and – no, of course this isn’t a joke!” the girl snaps. She thrusts the flowers into your hands and stalks off into the hallway, a large box of carnations propped against her hip.

You mechanically fill up an empty jar with and stick the bouquet in the makeshift vase. Your mind rewinds back to Steve explaining that white carnations would symbolize secret admiration. If only there was a card –

A gasp escapes your lips as you notice a small card tied around the stem of a carnation. You quickly untie the gently knotted twine and hold up the card to your eyes.




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it hurts until it doesn’t pt. 2

Pairing: reader x Yoongi

Genre: angst

Word Count: 5,375


Originally posted by talk-me-down-troye

part 1 part 2

“Y/N! Will you please stop texting and tell me if this mirror is straight?” Yoongi called out impatiently from the living room.

“Someone’s cranky,” you tease from your newly shared bedroom. You were were careful not to knock over the hours worth of unpacking stacked neatly around you.

He was staring at the wall, absent-mindedly running his finger across his lips as he always did when he was thinking. You had never seen a man that deep in thought about an inanimate object. The sound of your camera clicking makes him turn around, the look on his face sending a smile across yours.

“What’s so funny?” he asks, pouting at your enjoyment.

“I’ve never seen someone hang a mirror so seriously before.”

He turns around and focuses back on the gilded frame in front of him, “This is our first apartment together, Y/N. I want to make sure it’s perfect.”

You stare at him quietly, taking in the moment in front of you. Yoongi was never one for sentiment. He was a serious man, but deep down he there was a softness. A softness that he only let you see in brief glimpses, catching you off guard every time he does.

“It’s perfect,” you whisper as you walk up behind him, wrapping your arms around his waist.

“Can I take a photo of us?” he asks, pulling out his phone from the pocket of his hoodie.

You nod as you bury your face in the back of his neck, taking deep breaths of the mixture of cologne and sweat and shampoo. You smile, wishing you could live in this moment forever.

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underrated shiro and black lion things i really like: protecting one of the other lions and carrying them to safety when they shut down 

like i love this scene, but i remember thinking: wow, lucky that it was just red. you know, the smallest lion. like, any of the bigger ones went down, black probably wouldnt be able to carry it. but then yellow, the heavy hitter armored one, gives out and 

i really like this parallel. its interesting how both pilots react to it too. with keith he reacts like its some kind of mechanical failure, starts jamming the controls and yells like its a broken machine. You don’t see him really checking in with red until after he crashes on that planet, where he promises to get her fixed. hunk however, sounds more like he’s talking to the lion like another person, trying to encourage them. he also doesnt attempt to mess with the controls becuase he knows its out of his hands and puts his trust in him instead. kinda neat.

also!! look at how upset and then angry shiro gets. i know people like to think he has endless patience and is always so controlled but if anyone on his team goes down he looks ready to start wrecking shit 

this is also the second time shiro and black have carried keith to safety. no wonder black lets him pilot, shes already given him a few lifts lmao. but really just add this to the pile of black paladin keith foreshadow