i second robbie

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The main reason for getting back together wasn’t financial, as we could all make more money on our own, it was because I love Gary Barlow.

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More "Protection" series! Bessie using the power of Gossip to get the jerks blacklisted or otherwise ruin their lives. And the Mayor reaching out with an olive branch and an opportunity for them not to be jerks and well...if they reject it, The Mayor Does What He Wants *plays saxaphone off*

If you wanna catch up on the Protective Series, they’re all here on ao3! This one should be there soon too.

I’m glad YOU had an idea of how I could include these two. Thanks for this! Bessie is seriously underrated.

Bonus: The jerks have names! Hopefully that makes things less confusing XD

(also there is a readmore, just an fyi. You’ll thank me later, this got LONG)

It was late at night when Milford Meanswell let himself into Bessie Busybody’s house.

“Bessie? Are you here?” Milford called. He heard her voice in the kitchen and wandered in. She was sitting at the table, talking into the phone and playing with the cord. In front of her was a pad of paper and a pen.

“Margret, if you could pull that off, it would be divine!” She was saying. Milford tried to get her attention but she waved him off impatiently, “Tell everyone you know! We’re boycotting the paper until they do something about him! … Oh don’t you worry about that. I’m sure I’ll find something. … Good night, dear. Thanks again.” 

Bessie hung up and turned to Milford, “You’ll never guess what I’ve been up to!” she said excitedly.

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THERE’S A DOG IN YOUR HEART // and it tells you to tear everything apart.

joker | harley quinn mix.    by hiraethy.

bang bang - nancy sinatra / madness - muse / where the wild roses grow - nick cave ft. kylie minogue / dog teeth - nicole dollanganger / you can be the boss - lana del rey / dangerous woman - ariana grande / religion - lana del rey / you don’t know love - editors / what kind of man - florence + the machine / bad romance - thirty seconds to mars / love is blindness - jack white.

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y’ALL LISTEN QUAKERIDER AND MY FAVOURITE SONG I AM DECEASED I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LACK OF QUAKERIDER VIDEOS

Y’ALL I AM SHOOK

if i ever became famous and people started shipping me with other celebrities, i would literally confirm everything. am i dating chris evans? yes. am i also dating margot robbie? you bet. i am dating everyone. you can’t start any rumors because they’re all true. i’m marrying mark ruffalo next week and all of you are invited. 

ah robbie, the spokesman for good looking bad boys everywhere. 

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Mabel + What Robbie Smells Like

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Jared Leto & Margot Robbie filming Suicide Squad

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Because this isn’t talked about enough. 

His expression goes from, “Wow is she actually going to do it?” to “I can’t wait to meet the new you.” And it’s beautiful.