YES!!!! And may I add I’m FINALLY coming up with my own Starcee children (because even though I adore yours I feel like I use them a lot and I’m sorry) But lol while I was thinking about it I thought about a Starcee children playdate with other Starcee children, because my mind is a strange place. Anyway, to the meme!!!
packs the lunches:
Scream is the lunch packer, though he can be forgetful about it so Arcee (since she can’t cook or even make good sandwiches) gives emergency lunch money.
blows raspberries while cuddling:
OMG STARSCREAM WOULD SO BE THAT DAD. And I feel like he’d get so into doing it to the babies that he’d start doing it to Arcee. She secretly enjoys it even though she pretends to be annoyed (because that means he’ll do it more to try to get on her nerves, of course)
is the tickle monster:
Also Starscream because it comes with the “blowing raspberries” territory. You blow raspberries and then tickle, or tickle then blow raspberries. He also knows all the weak tickle spots because he’s Starscream and he’s devious like that.
gives life lesson speeches:
Arcee has better morals than Starscream. Like she’s the disciplinarian because of course Starscream isn’t at all scary to his children and probably encourages them to get into mischief. So Cee takes all the lessons she’s learned from Optimus and puts them to good use.
kisses the boo-boos:
I feel like neither of them would initially want to kiss booboos (like get up, child, walk it off), because they’ve both been trained to do the same, but both of them cave the first time one of their children gets a minor scrape.
breaks the bad news:
Arcee, because Starscream is a bit insensitive with that sort of thing
joins the PTA:
Arcee joins the PTA because she gets along with the other parents only slightly better than Starscream does. He can be unpleasant at times *cough*allthetime*cough*.
crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories:
Starscream is TOTALLY that embarrassing dad. Arcee has to drag him out to let the kids have their fun without him, because some of his stories can actually be traumatizing.
gives the crazy nicknames:
Arcee, definitely. It especially annoys Starscream, who prefers his own full name, but Arcee’s nicknames grow on him over time. Soon enough she’s the only one who can call him Star or Scream and he uses her nicknames for the kids as well.