i screamed when you did this lmfao

anonymous asked:

were you able to see the bonus scenes for justice league? lex clearly misses his hubby <3 ;u;

DSKJFHDGKJH LMFAO I’M SCREAMING 😂😂😂 U RIGHT ANON

lex luthor, out of jail, now a free man, sitting on a yacht, could be doing anything in the world rn: i miss superman.. where is he why isn’t he paying attention to me

deathstroke: what in the everloving fuck

renle!hogwarts au

coughs wink harry potter + renle is honestly my favourite thing in the world bye


-woAH OK SO

-OMG

-CHENLE IS A RAVENCLAW

-I DONT CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, HE’S A RAVENCLAW

-he highkey acts like a hufflepuff most of the time tho lmao

-he’s one of those kids that you dont expect to be INSANELY smart

-everybody loves him, he tutors people whenever they ask him to

-he’s such a sweetheart too, he doesnt belittle you if you get an answer wrong or something

-renjun’s a slytherin (slytherin repRESENT WOOP WOOP)

-y’all know how slytherins have a bad rep for some reason smh 

-even tho it’s not as bad as before, the other houses dont interact with slytherin as much

-chenle never gets to interact with ren even tho theyre in a lot of the same classes

-his friends always drag him away, claiming that ‘he’s too sweet for huang renjun’

-”smh thEY JUST DONT UNDERSTAND YOU BBY DONT LISTEN TO THEM MY CHILD” -donghyuck, fellow slytherin roommate ♡

-chen and ren both knew about each other before they became friends

-mark and hyuck were friends (mark’s a gryffindor)

-they were friends before they went to hogwarts so it wasnt a surprise they stayed friends even after they were put in houses that were ‘enemies’ of each other

-sosO mark and hyuck hang out a lottttt

-theyre always together

-and slowly, the dream team all came together and one day, jeno (RAVENCLAW!!) introduced chenle to the boys and hyuck introduced ren to the boys

-and they became friends ever since

-ren and chen grew really close 

-ren would ALWAYS ALWAYS look out for chen when someone messed with him

-”nobody messes with mY BEST FRIEND FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!!” -literally ren as chen has to hold him back

-on the hogsmeade weekend trips, the two of them stuck together and would go into all the stores, even if they didnt buy anything lmfao

-ren probably buys everything for chen even if chen’s like “no it’s ok!! i dont want anything haha!!!!!!”

-ren has the BIGGEST crush on chen

-it’s so obvious

-S O S O OBVIOUS

-how could he not??

-he just thinks chen is the most perfect person in the world and just wants to love him ;-;

-he didnt have a crush on chen at first

-but then he slowly fell in love oh my gosh

-they sit together in charms and the first time ren started feeling feelings for chen was when their hands accidentally brushed together

-chen was like “oh sorry” and moved on without a second thought

-bUT REN’S HEART SKIPPED A BEAT AND HE FELT CHEN’S TOUCH FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

-ever since then, he snuck looks at chen every so often and when the dream team hung out, chen seemed to be the only one he could look at ;-;

-whenever chen smiles really hard, ren literally stops breathing and turns really red

-hyuck noticed one time and called him out right before they went to sleep

-HYUCK IS SUCH A LIL SHIT

-he was like “lol so when’re you gonna ask chen out yo”

-and renjun went really pale and his eyes widened like ‘holy shit wtf how does he know omg wtf’

-and hyuck just laughed in his face and was like “chen likes you too lmfao chill man”

-ofc ren doesnt believe him so they spend aNOTHER YEAR OF BEING JUST FRIENDS

-the dream team got SICK OF IT

-they were all trying to get one of them to ask the other out but NEITHER OF THEM WOULD BUDGE

-they were gonna give up but hyuck WASNT GOING TO HAVE IT

-so late at night, before dinner, hyuck dragged ren to their room

-and prePARED HIMSELF FOR A SPEECH

-”listen ren, if you dont ask chen out now, youll regret it

-what if someone asks him out before you? youll lose your chance and then youll be sad and your heart’ll feel icky and you wont ever feel the same way about anything ever again”

-ren doesnt say anything bc “fuck yo ive never seen hyuck talk like this” so hyuck fills the silence

-”just ask him out before you cant”

-and then hyuck leAVES

-WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN

-ren is sO MOTIVATED NOW HE HAS TO ASK CHEN OUT RN BEFORE HE CHICKENS OUT AGAIN

-so at dinner he’s about to stoRM TO THE RAVENCLAW TABLE

-but he walks 3 steps and sees everybody there and is like “oh shit bye lmfao no”

-hyuck facepalms and cringes but like w/e dude let the lil guy take his time

-even tho it’s been like, 2 years

-hyuck probably whispers “u lil fuckin shit ask him out after dinner isTG”

-after dinner, ren drags chen to the room of requirement (the dream team stumbled across it a year back)

-ren has no fucking issue opening that damn room his mind is racing with thoughts about what the hell he needs lmao

-and chen’s like “.-. what do ya need buddio”

-and ren finally scREAMS “I REALLY FUCKING LIKE YOU WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND ZHONG CHENLE”

-chenle stands there for a second and boLTS OUT OF THE ROOM

-when he gets back to the ravenclaw house, his face is so red and his eyes are so wide and like, EVERYBODY can hear his heart pounding

-so jeno was like “lmfao did ren ask you out or something”

-”HOW’D YOU KNOW OMG WHO TOLD YOU”

-”u just did lmfaO NERD”

-”FUCK OMG THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT I THINK REN HATES ME NOW”

-”why???”

-”I RAN OUT AS SOON AS HE ASKED ME OUT I COULDNT RESPOND I WAS GONNA DIE”

-”WHAT THE FUCK OMG”

-ren was hEARTBROKEN OH MY GOSH

-he wobbled back to the slytherin dorm rooms with tears in his eyes and his legs like jelly

-and hyuck’s waiting for him in the common room 

-”ayyyy didja ask him oUT OMG REN ARE YOU OKAY”

-”i dont think chen likes me back hyuck” ren’s like trying his best not to cry oh my gosh ;-;

-”???? I KNOW HE DOES WHAT”

-”he ran out of the room as soon as i asked him out”

-hyuck boOKS IT AND DASI RUN RUN RUNS HIS ASS OUTTA THAT ROOM AND FURIOUSLY KNOCKED ON THE RAVENCLAW DOOR

-jeno opens it and is like “oh hey, did you hear-”

-hyuck doesnt let him finish lmfao “ZHONG CHENLE IM HURTING YOU”

-HYUCK P O U N C E S ON THAT BOY LMFAO

-thankfully, jeno holds him back

-”HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND THIS WAY YOU COULDVE AT LEAST SAID NO LIGHTLY??? YOU RAN A W A Y F R O M H I M I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LIKED HIM DID YOU L I E TO ME????????? ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS???????? HOW D A R E YO U???????!??!?!??!?!!!!!” 

-”CALM YOUR FUCKING TITS HYUCK I’LL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN ISTG” -jeno probably lmAO

-but like, hyuck eventually calms down and chen explains that he was just nervous and didnt know what to say so he did what he does best

-ruN AWAY FROM RESPONSIBILITIES LOL BYE

-hyuck’s still pissed lmao

-he tells chen that ren thinks he hates him and chen gets reALLY SAD

-”I DONT HATE HIM OH MY GOD”

-the next entire week, they dont talk and classes together were really weird

-chen kept trying to talk to ren and tell him that he didnt hate him but ren kept brushing it off and trying to avoid him

-chen got so tired of it so he called for a dream team meeting in the room of requirement

-like, everybody got there and ren was the last to show up

-and chen just pushed everybody out of the room so it was just him and ren

-and grabbed ren’s shoulders so he could scream “I FUCKING LOVE YOU STOP IGNORING ME” in his face

-”… why’d you run away from me then?”

-”i dont know… i really liked you too and didnt wanna say anything dumb so i ran away…”

-”… for a ravenclaw u arent very smart”

-”i will punch you right here rn”

-i feel like chen hates riding on brooms

-he’s a muggleborn and riding on brooms make him feel dumb lmfao

-the only way he’ll ride on a broom is if ren’s driving it and chen gets to sit in the back 

-chen just really likes how warm ren is but shhhhhHHHH DONT TELL HIM

-they sneak out at night every once in a while

-chen likes how the night feels so cold but ren feels so warm and he falls in love with ren so much more every time they sneak out

-i feel like chen is really huggable and tiny

-like, theyre both the same height (or about) but ren hugs chen like he’s the tiniest lil kid in the world

-ren LIVES for chen’s laughs

-ren’s a pure blood so he has ZERO idea on how the muggle world works

-chen thinks it’s adorable

-one time ren scraped his knee and chen pulled out a bandaid from his pocket (he keeps one in case he ever needs one what a cuTIE)

-he was about to put it on when ren scREECHED

-”wHaT IS ThAT ThInG OmG BaBE ARe yoU TRYinG tO KiLL ME”

-”omg wtf u nerd no it’s a bandaid smh…”

-ren rarely calls chen babe or w/e lmfao

-it’s chennie or nothing (or chen bUT)

-ren met chen’s parents during christmas break

-he was SWEATING

-chen took the train back home right

-and ren was so fidgety on the train and all he could think about was how he was gonna die bc mUGGLES ARE KINDA BAD AT BUILDING THINGS

-”why u gotta be so mugglecist ren” -chenle, probably lmfao

-”WHAT’S THAT CHEN OMG”

-”… a van….?”

-”IT LOOKS UGLY LET’S LEAVE”

-”what is this food chen… it’s… magical… more magical than anything harry potter has done………”

-”…. ramen ren, ramen.”

-”i have a new religion”

-tl;dr, honestly this couple is the weirdest pair youll ever meet but like, it works for them and they make it look adorable sO 

anonymous asked:

I'm screaming how the fuck did you become a model 💀💀💀💀 you're soooo ugly lmfao

I agree !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love this balance lol . You’re sending me something that validates my feelings when everyone continues to assume I have no insecurities… Like, I’m literally beautiful and have an open soul, but I’m also ugly thank you !

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Originally posted by rtr-gifs

I went to get my mummy something to eat lil while ago and guess who walks into this KFC?

My ex.  The very first dude I ever slept with.  And I’m looking at this dude cause he walks all the way up to me and stares and I’m asking myself why.  He starts talking about fate and our paths crossing.  He’s telling me how good I look.  I mean he ain’t no liar, hell yeah I’m fine, but I wasn’t wearing a stitch of makeup and I didn’t even comb my hair.  But I digress.  

This dude…I believe this dude is the reason I don’t really enjoy sex.  My first time was horrible.  And he admitted that he enjoyed our time together, but all I remember is screaming my head off cause I was in so much pain when he took my virginity.  

He wants to see me.  Dude asked me out.  I said no immediately of course.  Like super immediately cause I can see in his eyes he wants to fuck me again.  But he asks again, and asks to give me his number.  So I’m looking at this lady standing next to us and go like Miss, should I take this dude’s number?  I feel such betrayal when she says yes.  So I take it, but I make him no promises about actually going on a date.

I have such anxiety over this.  Like for some reason I could not tell him no about the number thing.  LOL  At the same time, I’m curious.  But then I keep thinking about the bad sex.  And my hormones are screaming bitch you ain’t had sex in five years why not just fuck him?  

And then I think about the bad sex again.

Originally posted by rejected-on-a-cosmic-level

anonymous asked:

calm down, stop telling people how to deal with their ADHD.

Did you read the post lmfao its fucking directed at Neurotypical people who scream at us and tell us ADHD isnt real and to get over it and grow up, and then turn around and say the shit we go through is #relatable so get that fucking stick out of your ass and put it right back up there and go fuck yourself with it jackass.

My father spoke over my struggles with ADHD for years and told me I was faking everything when I had a PROFESSIONAL DIAGNOSIS, and he self diagnosed himself, said he had it because “oh its relatable to what i go through!!” and thought being the adult gave him a trump card to tell me how ADHD works and to nullify everything I went through just because his worked differently.

So no.
If you’re neurotypical you don’t get to say ADHD is fucking quirky and relatable, because WE struggle so fucking much to be recognized and helped for what we suffer from when all it is to you is a fucking relatable quirk.

Go fuck yourself stabier. Right where the sun don’t shine ; in what’s left of your fucking brain. 🖕🏽

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[FAN ACCOUNT] 160214 EXLUXION IN LOS ANGELES

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I went to L.A. to see EXO plus hang with my friends who I’ve talked with for a long while now. We all went together but got separated at the concert but our theme was to wear rose crowns because it was Valentines Day 

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KiraFes15 Day 1 & Day 2

I’ll compile both days into 1 post. I’ve edited some points I made for day 1. May edit again as soon as I get my hands on a PC.

By the way, in case you don’t know yet the stage is different from past KiraFes’s!!

In no particular order:


((DAY 1))

Trignal turned from cute > cool omfg. (Still cute tho)

Like they had this mic stand thing during this song of theirs where they flipped it up by stepping on it and teased fans by ‘playing’ with it ok kill me. Egu rapped fml.

They performed their new unreleased song “Mission” from their new album that’s to be released in June. The dance was really really good btw AND AGAIN EGU RAPPING.

lovechuunyuu mentioned that the song Trignal sang during encore is actually another of their new songs “Tensei Junai Fighter” lol I had no idea lmao XD

The first trolley that passed my area was Egu. Then Ryouhei. Then Wingu. And Egu again. And they don’t visit my area on the trolley anymore.
Everyone passed by my area at least once though. And from my seat which is VERY close to them you can see their face REALLY clearly like they all look 92651937 times better than they already are in person wtf illegal!!

Egu is really tall.

Kakki performed Dandigi and during his introduction he said he performed dandigi dan from dandigi….which is the opposite haha idk if it’s intended or if he really messed up

There were smoke and fire equipment ‘involved’ in some of their performances (I forgot what those are called hahahaha)

Many of them had dance steps to follow up with their singing.

Encore was cute with members appearing as 'guests’ in other members’ performance.
Like in NamiDai’s song (over and over) you’ll see Kakki holding this sketchbook with lyrics to NamiDai’s song and then after a few pages you see a sketch of NamiDai’s face. And as he flips more pages the sketch of his face becomes bigger and at the end of the song only an eye can be seen in the sketch lol XD (and he keeps staring at NamiDai like an idiot pfff)

Mic problem I think so during this one Trignal song there were some parts where you don’t hear Egu singing bec the mic is faulty…

Ryouhei forgot to sing his line in Get Together lmao (I think it was that song)

There’s this Enka song of NamiDai (Funky Wave) where he was super adorkable. He wore this monk-like attire (with crazy hairdo) and he made fans do the “wave” (where a section raises and puts down their fanlights and then the next section follows forming a 'chain reaction) it was really fun.
The dancers held this electronic fan thingy that was blowing up the yukata (?) he was wearing so YES WE SAW SKIN.
When heading down to center stage, he said it took too long to walk so he started skipping really awkwardly bec he can’t run in it lmao.

Kamiyan sang this song and made this really cute neko-pose dance. And wiggled his butt for another LOL. He was adorable.

((DAY 2))

Ok I’m going to be brutally honest –don’t hate me –In day 1 when the concert kicked start with NamiDai, followed by Kakki…. I was a little ????? bec they sounded really off key lol idk if it’s mic problem or not but…. Yeah it could be because they sounded fine in Day 2.

Yocchin went off key for real in one of his songs like his voice went out of tune??? XD it’s adorable though.

Before Trignal performed “Mission”, they told us to look forward to their album and PV bec it’s a new concept and they started calling Wingu “Ero Tsubasa” after that lol xD

During the MC/interval the members talked about when they were sleeping in the hotel last night to the fans as if they were talking to their friends…you can feel how comfortable they were :’)

-may not be 100% accurate coz they were speaking faster than the speed of a Shinkansen-
So Nobu and Egu both talked about their dreams from last night bec it involved another member. And they had different reactions when they woke up.
Nobu woke up with a twitch/spasm of his foot and got shocked awake. Egu woke up abruptly heaving a huge sigh of relief.

Egu said he dreamt that he went shopping with Ryouhei before kirafes live began and were picking out cute stuff. And realized they were late for kirafes live so they rushed to cab but there wasn’t any cabs in sight at all. And when they finally got on it was driving really slowly. And when they finally made it in time for the live, thanked the cab uncle and it drove off –he realized their performance outfits were left in the cab.

Nobu said he dreamt that he was chased by NamiDai in his dreams and it was scary (WTF LOL)
And then in the encore before they sang the last 2 group songs NamiDai was like “let’s meet again in your dreams” and everyone laughed upon recalling Nobu’s dream XD

Egu laughed a lot today. Is2g imsorryitwaysannoysmealittleeventhoilikehim his laughing is really likeable when you hear it in person…. ITS SO PRECIOUS I JUST—
Talking about laughter there’s a part where Kakki made a shy giggle but idk what happened coz he was at the other side of the stage where I couldn’t see well and yeah I obviously screeched when he giggled.

Kakki made a really touching/beautiful speech before he sang Saichaina. And related the meaning of the song. He thanked “CONNECT nii-san” for always being there for them and he learnt a lot from them as well. And asked if we noticed Kirafes’s logo this year… Bec there’s Dark Blue (CONNECT’s color) instead of just orange and he said the split in colours is sort of like “eyes”, that CONNECT will always be looking out for them…and fans.
On Day 1, fans made a silent decision to use pink with Kakki’s color (green). So on Day 2, Kakki was like “You may use whatever color you please (for Saichaina)” and when fans really started switching up their fanlight colors he then spoke again flustered “in fact…..please use pink” LOL HES SO CUTE. He said that while laughing a little from embarrassment.

I think it was during the encore before the last 2 Kirafes group song?? Kamiyan was talking about something which I think may be about CONNECT bec if not for them there’s no Kirafes and then somewhere along that he paused and rubbed his nose, spoke, and repeated the action LOL so fans were laughing and Miyumiyu who was staring at Kamiyan said to fans “don’t worry nothing came out (from his nose). If anything does, I’ll let you know” lmfao.

And yeah Kamiyan being Kamiyan… He’s lazy to read out all of the notices so he was like “pls check them up on kiramune’ official site” ahaha.

((There were a few changes in day 1 & day 2.))

Enka song NamiDai sang was basically same as Day 1 EXCEPT the wave we did was slightly different. And the power of the electronic fan was stronger I think coz his yukata (?) nearly went up all the way so yeah WE SAW HIS BARE THIGH and Azu-chan and I (or literally everyone) screamed when that happened LOL XD and he reflexively stretched his hand down to try to cover himself up omfg and bec the song ended just then and he was like “phew that was dangerous” or something like that

I mentioned in NamiDai’s solo in the encore (over and over), Kakki appeared with this sketchbook right? Now on the last page instead of just a sketch of NamiDai’s eye, we have a printed photo of dorky NamiDai in the Enka outfit and hairdo XD omg you have to purchase the kirafes15 DVD and watch it it’s bloody hilarious TvT

In Kakki’s solo (Come on x3) in the encore on day 1, Wingu appeared and presented him with a Paper sailboat hat that has the words デート? (Date?) written on the back and put it on him. I don’t know rmb day 1 well so I have no idea how the date thing came about but they were teasing him of being on a date with everyone (fans) in the arena. In which after the song end, Wingu reappeared and asked if Kakki was calling him because “come on” sounds like “Kamo” (someone needs to tell me why it’s Wingu and not Nobu coz Kamo means duck?? Or maybe reference bec kappa has duck-like mouth) in which Kakki puts the hat on him again and Wingu said Sth really cutely and they left the stage together.
On day 2, instead of a paper sailboat hat, we have a dog ear headband omg. I was freaking cute on kakki and when Wingu wore it he did a cat pose akxkckalsosv

In the MC/interval, after Trignal left to prepare for their songs, the remaining members talked about where they each like to hold another kiramune fan meeting at.
When Miyu said Singapore I unconsciously screamed out an arigatou lol oops.
NamiDai said he’d like to hold it near/in the sea (?) and the members started teasing him bec he sweats A LOT so they were like asking if he just wants to hide the fact that he sweats a lot.. And then Kakki was staring at NamiDai and everyone silently with this ): face COZ HE SWEATS EASILY and everyone then starts picking on him too LOL.

In the encore when everyone appeared, the members requested fans to do the wave again so we did so. It was beautiful ((* ´艸`))