Give it back
Hoech is calling Tanner like crazy! He already hung up on Louie. Because reasons
Hoech: TANNER!! TANNER!!
Tanner: For the love of… What’s happening? Why are you screaming?
Hoech: *sobs* They made me do it, Tanner!
Tanner: Tyler, calm down. What happened? Did someone touch you on your private parts?
Hoech: uuugh!! No!!
Hoech: They wanted me to give something of the charity auction on the convention, and Bae suggested one of Stiles’ shirts that I have on my closet. I said NO! But then Bae promised me a blowjob if a did it, and I got distracted… And Bae is amazing and…
Tanner: Tyler, I love you, but i don’t need or want to know about your sex life… Please.
Hoech: Ok. Your lose. Because he does this thing with his tongue that…
Tanner: I’m done.
Hoech: Wait! Ok, ok! I need you to do something for me. I need you to find the girl who bought the shirt and buy it back!! I NEED IT!!!
Tanner: Ty, you have like 30 of that shirts!! YOU EVEN USE DYLAN’S PERFUME ON THEM!!! YOU SLEEP WITH THEM WHEN DYLAN IS OUT OF TOWN!
Hoech: But they are mine!! BAE GIFT THEM TO ME!! *sobs*
Tanner: But you gave it away because good reasons! For charity! You should be proud!
Hoech: I don’t care. I wanted back. Find it, pleaaaaaaase?
Tanner: I’m so done with you… I’ll do what I can.
Hoech: Thank you! Look, money is not an issue. Oh, I have to go! I’m facetiming with Bae, and we are going to have phone sex, and I’m…
Tanner: OH GOD! STOP.
Tanner press the end call bottom. He stares at the screen, sighs loudly and start calling the convention committee to find that girl… WHAT IS HIS LIFE?
PD: Use for entertainment porpoises only. Don’t steal it. Stealing things is bad!
Any similarities with RL are intended.
For more information, contact Tanner or fake cousin Louie.
PD2: I’m the worst. But you all love it!
Dang, Louie got the hang up instantly? Rude, Hoechlin!