a sartorial look at: chelsea daniels
its hard to forge your own style when your two ethnic friends have more flavor than you. after all, you are the token white sidekick who usually makes shit worse for our protagonist because you can’t seem to keep your big mouth shut. stylist sandy ampon looks like she put together color stories and scrutinized fabric swatches for raven and eddie, but when it came time to style some of chelsea’s looks, she handpicked the most elderly/maternity looking pieces section at the local unique thrift. that second looks just screams “i get a little turnt at bingo.” in the fourth photo, chelsea’s look is so hideous that the camera is actively trying to cut her off. she also appears to have those orthopedic athletic mules in multiple colors, rocking a red, white and blue pair at one point. how tackily patriotic. we must call our attention to the very last picture. our ms. daniels is wearing what i can only describe as out-of-touch-thirtysomething-middle-school-teacher-on-multicultural-day. note the white people khakis and those damn orthopedic shoes again. also to note in the last picture: raven slowly wondering why she chooses to associate with such a fashionless culture vulture and is actually missing her saditty older cousin who, although an asshole to her, could at least put together a decent ensemble.