i say shit sometimes

John Watson silently resigning himself to being closeted forever and never having the strength to truly be who he is or be with the person he wants to be with, taking all these women home and eventually marrying one and telling himself every day that this is okay this is fine this is what he wants - only to suddenly find himself waking up next to Sherlock and stealing gentle kisses as they make breakfast in their pajamas and walk down the busy streets hand in hand on their way to the Yard and all the while John is reeling because this sudden happiness is making him lightheaded because he thought it was impossible for him.  

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. 
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

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Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Karasuno, Revival!

“Ah… this guy’s a crafty one…”

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Imagine: Having a night of hot rough sex with Ignis Scientia that leaves you breathless, trembling, and euphoric. He looks down on you with a smirk and trailing that thin long finger against your jawline until it rests under your chin, titling your head up until your eyes meet he says, “None the worse for wear.”

Got a decent snapshot of this memelord.

I wanna apologize in advance to anyone who wants to talk to me because I’m the driest, most awkward person you could ever imagine and I can barely hold a conversation on my own jeebensjsnsjs

me at 2:15 in the am: how are they feasibly gonna let negan live after we just saw all these characters ready to die for just one shot at him

i stopped reading the comics before we got to negan, like i know the basic summary and all but can someone tell me how they ended up imprisoning him and if thats even a possibility on the show at this point

like i got hope and we got all that cell foreshadowing but i cant help but get nervous

  • me: you're not abusive if you are (lists a symptom of a mental illness)
  • some NT fuck on tumblr dot com: why are you saying that people with (mental illness) are excused from being abusive?? people with (mental illness) can be abusive just as much as normal people can!! (mental illness) does not excuse you from being abusive!!
  • me: *looks into the camera like im on the office*
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someone sent me an ask about art styles and progress and im compiling some examples and shit so i can put more than my usual effort into this post and i found some good comparisons that ill dive more in depth with but like basically i had this period where i was just sort of….Drawing, and it had its quirks but i was just sort of figuring myself out and just beginning to think about myself as like, a person who makes art, digital art, yknow? which is its own style but didnt feel like ME. thats the left column. then i suddenly had this Art Style Epiphany where i drew things a certain Way and i cant explain it here (thats why ill put more effort into the other post) but this was about 2 years ago, and thats around the time of the middle column, which are sort of big touchstones for me in my art, some of the first things i made which i was REALLY happy with and which set up a few of my archetypes for my style. then theres some of my more recent pieces that i really really really love. the johns from some months ago and im ngl i sort of hit a progress peak about a year ago but honestly? i genuinely love where i landed with my style, im extremely happy with it, and my renditions of these characters, and my confidence with transferring this style to other things so frankly im fine with that. anyway this is long winded but the point is im really happy with how my art has progressed from like mid-late 2014 when i picked my tablet back up for realsies to now…i love my art so much!

It happens in the early days, when Dan is still trying to find his footing on the show. Jon has just left and it feels like the entirety of the internet is angry at Dan for taking his place, which Arin warned him might happen. But Arin keeps saying ‘just be yourself’ and ‘they’ll love you, I promise’ and- it helps. A little. Arin has been so encouraging, so consistently positive. He’s always finding ways to make Dan smile.

Dan only brings it up on the show because Arin makes him laugh and he feels all warm and he wants to sing Arin’s praises. But he starts off with, “So, as you know, people haven’t exactly been, uh, super welcoming-“

And Arin is quick to interrupt. “Dude, fuck ‘em. They just need to get to know you. Like I do.”

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I don’t think yall realize the shit you say sometimes…. “it’s normal that sana’s season is focused on her white friends!! she always puts others before herself!”

it’s not normal, no. it’s not normal that her episodes are so short and messy and so heavily focused on what others go through. I mean, noora is also a very caring person ? there were also a lot of subplots going around in her season and guess what ? it ended up being the lengthiest one by far! (and it was a fucking mess but that’s something else) and sana should be treated the same way but she’s not and yall are acting like it’s normal! like it’s perfectly okay to keep shoving us woc into the roles of side characters in our own fucking stories!

that’s a narrative that we’ve been stuck on with for so long. because you don’t want to focus on us, on our humanity. the characters that represent us in media can usually be summed up in one sentence or less, they don’t let us be impactful, they don’t let us be complex or flawed or real. sometimes, it seems like y'all can only tolerate us if we’re side characters to your white self insert stories and it’s so… fucked up. and like… sana is a good ass character, that’s what makes me so mad. sana could be truly amazing. if y'all started caring about her as much as you care about vilde, miss soft racism queen that yall love to redeem so much.

but the truth is, you care enough to make some whitewashed gifsets about how sana is so “"iconic”“” and a “”“queen”“ with her more agressive clap backs but it stops there.

don’t you think it’s a bit weird that this is her season and all everyone’s talking about is even and the balloon squad, fucking noorhell and vilde ? that julie is slowly but surely wasting time, focusing on everything except sana right now and that y'all are more than happy to follow ? that we’re going into the fourth episode now and the only thing sana has for herself narratively speaking is yousef ? and actually, that might change if julie decides to make a love triangle with noora ? like ? how can you keep dismissing this ? how can you claim to love sana when this doesn’t worry you in the slightest ?