i say joke

the weirdest thing about getting older is watching slang words that used to mean something transform into entirerly different meanings…

I CAN’T BELIEVE ED SHEERAN WROTE “NEW MAN” ABOUT HARRY STYLES

“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78

a bop

and only 47 i'm gays in my i'm gay account
  • Combeferre: you're a solid 6
  • Courfeyrac: ??? excuse me???
  • Combeferre: on the Richter scale. 'Cause babe, you're rocking my world
  • Combeferre:
  • Combeferre: but like, not rocking it so much that it destroys entire buildings or anything that would not be good at all

i cant wait for dnp to get married and make a golden future for themselves just… lying in bed wrapped in soft blankets and love warmer than anything listening to quiet music and watching the clouds move by their window bc they have to be floating at this point..

6

This is Ignis.

He’s glad that Ravus is all-right.

(Previously on ‘This Is…’)

  • Me: *browsing through otp tag*
  • Family member: *peers over my shoulder* wait, are they gay? (slightly disgusted voice)
  • Me: *turns around slowly* /silence/ What? ahahahahahahahahahaha oh no of course not they are just really good FriEndS. Ahahahahahaha what're you talking about. (;-;)
  • Family member: /suspenseful silence/ *Smiles* oh ok! Never mind them *walks off*
  • Me: *Turns around and strokes the computer screen while thinking about how I've betrayed the lord of otps, my fandom, my otp, and everyone in the entire fire nation* I'm so sorry ;-;