i saw other people doing kay

Yummy Yummy Host: “Are you guys dating?”

Sekai*got caught cuddling, literally didn’t keep their hands off each other for 80 minutes, Sehun got separated from Kai for like 2 mins and then when he saw him again forced them to share a one person chair,  fed each other, complimented each other, answered for each other, heart eyes motherfucker™, Kai nearly killed five people because they laughed at Sehun’s fail of a dish with a heat tolerance test, and when Kai was dumb enough to try the heat test himself he started to sweat and Sehun wiped it off, couldn’t have been more domestic, were so obvious that the editing staff started shipping them too omg*

Sekai: “No we’re not.” 

anonymous asked:

Hey, it seems like some people really can't read. How can they call themselves exo-ls when they don't even know that Kai has an actual living girlfriend?.. Seriously don't bother with it. I saw you shipping other stuff and I wanted to ask, so what ships do you like then? Me personally I enjoy oldies w ot12 and chansoo is adorable, most real out of all tbh

Okay I actually felt shit seeing people attack me for just pointing out a thing. Thanks for this, this is actually adorable :D 
I don’t mind people shipping whatever, but as I mentioned before, don’t ignore facts and remember that none of this is actually real and has a very small chance of happening.
 (even tho I would be more than happy if it did, but hey :D)
Ummm…. I actually write some fics in spare time, and my top ships would have to beee… Krisho, Sekai, Sebaek? Yeah I’m a sucker for Krisho one, its so angsty and i love writing that type of shit.
Sebaek is adorable.
Sekai started for me as just an off ship, but I realized the two of them together is actually pretty cool?? Dance line and shit??yes?? Potental for cool fics xD
But I mean lets be real, Chansoo has to be the only ship that can actually happen irl :D The two are just inseparable and its so cute ;; Not one of my top ships, but I do admit it has the most potential, not to mention both of them are single and none of them have dated ever since debut .-.
Also Xiuchen! They literally call each other wife/husband xD
Anyways this question cheered me up, thanks 

Chanyeol gets himself in trouble again
  • Baekhyun: Park Chanyeol, what the hell, man? Why are you at this rally?
  • Chanyeol: I saw a crowd of people, and I felt lonely, so I decided to join them. I even made my own sign. It says, "Say yes to ferrets!"
  • Baekhyun: With a picture of Mama era Kai?
  • Chanyeol: It was relevant. Also, I needed my sign to be eye-catching.
  • Baekhyun: Uh-huh... well, did you happen to read the other people's signs? Because I did.
  • Chanyeol: What do they say?
  • Baekhyun: This is an anti-foreigner rally, Chanyeol.
  • Chanyeol: Oh, shoot. That's messed up. I should get out of here before -
  • Lay: Chanyeol? What are you doing here? Have you secretly resented me this entire time?
  • Chanyeol: No I just -
  • Chanyeol: Wait, why are YOU here?
  • Lay: I always stop by rallies and hand out "Make Love, Not War" pins and "Legalize Marijuana" signs.
  • Lay: Also, I was going to meet Baekhyun for coffee around here.
  • Baekhyun: What are these pins with the birds on them?
  • Lay: They're for Pink Menno. Hulan gave them to me. They're for promoting acceptance of gay people within the Mennonite church.
  • Baekhyun: Wow, that's awesome! Give me some of those, and some of the "Make Love, Not War" ones.
  • Lay: Absolutely!
  • Baekhyun: Chanyeol, put these on and make out with me.
  • Chanyeol: What? Why?
  • Baekhyun: Because that would look a lot better than getting caught at a xenophobic rally.
  • Chanyeol: Can't we just leave?
  • Baekhyun: Chanyeol.
  • Baekhyun: Have I ever steered you wrong?
  • Lay: Yes.
  • Baekhyun: Shut up, Lay.
  • Chanyeol: I have a better idea.
  • Chanyeol: -shouts- You guys are mean! Some of my best friends are Chinese!
  • -the next day-
  • Naver: Chanyeol Harasses Peaceful Protestors