i saw a pattern and i just went with it

“one of these days you’ll finally get used to making breakfast for one.”

ok I saw this and i just couldn’t stop myself lmao pls my probably pining boi needs some love

also !!! I went for a new format on this one instead of the old pattern and i like it !!!!

art by @velocesmells !!!!

r-nd-deactivated20170904  asked:

Hello. I've been tracking your tumblr for a while now and finally got around to following you. If I may take a crack at Tony being Villains’ Favorite? Heads up, though: As a noob, I’m not sure how to do breaks in asks, or how to do italics, so bear with all the capitalizations please. I’m an italics-abuser. Also, there's going to be SO MANY messages coming your way. (1/?)

Consider this: For a guy who talked to (with?) Loki for a few hours MAX, Tony figured out his plan pretty quickly. Maybe it was part of Loki’s plan for Tony to figure him out and stop the invasion, but what if instead Tony’s just that good at reading people? Enter villains with all their broken-ness. (2/?)

The first is Doom, mostly because the bastard sent over a couple of drones when Tony first came out as Iron Man. So of course he has to go to Latveria personally to investigate. It’d be rude not to. And Jarvis, resigned to it all, just compiles a shit-ton of research on Doom because if Mr. Stark simply HAS to go to Latveria, perhaps Mr. Stark should look into the country’s laws, customs, and her psycho king. (3/?)

But instead of taking the hint, Tony SEES something in those footages. So he builds a quick little thing and then goes to Latveria. Doom, understandably, almost has him arrested for trying to invade his country, and since Tony had flown using the Iron Man armor, he considers taking the armor and studying it. Copying it. Whatever. But then Tony gives him a gift. (4/?)

It looks like some sort of obsidian statue of a cat, but then the statue MOVES. It’s a ROBOT. With an A.I. because why not? Besides, everyone needs their very own Jarvis, right? Right.(The truth is, though, that Tony noticed in Jarvis’s compilation that Doom really, REALLY doesn’t like people in his space, and he HATES people touching him. But more than that, he kind of reminded Tony of a weird cross between a soldier and a cornered animal, so Tony got him someone to help. (5/?)

It’d be all kinds of fucked up not to, no? But, like, a robot, not a human someone, because he didn’t forget that Doom didn’t like people in his space.) (6/?)

And Doom wasn’t about to let himself be bribed, he wasn’t, but then the cat jumps to the ground and looks up at him with glowing green eyes and asks him what her name is. IN LATVERIAN. And she’s just outside his personal bubble, sitting close, but not too close, and Doom, he just. He can’t understand. Why would Stark give him anything after he sent drones to steal whatever intel they could about his armor? Why would Stark give him what he very much suspects is an honest-to-God A.I.? (7/?)

Tony offers to take it back when Doom interrogates him (without torture, he’s gone soft, has let himself be bribed, damn it), but Doom just flat-out uses his magic to basically kick Stark out of his country. Whether or not she’s a product of insanity or stupidity or both, Vesna is HIS. Take-backs aren’t allowed. (8/?)

The rest of the world wonders what the fuck happened in Latveria that’s made her patriarch so much more stable than he’s ever been, but no one really tries to look into it. Doom isn’t making trouble for once, and they’re all for not looking a gift horse in the mouth. (9/9)

Well in that case, welcome to the craziness! I’m glad you chose to stick around, especially with all the asks you just sent me!! (Don’t let my complaining and terrible response time fool you, I love getting asks)

I’m not sure if you want me to expand on your headcanon or just wanted to share it, but can I just say I ADORE this idea that Tony was just sitting in his workshop, studying Doom’s behavioural patterns etc (possibly for a half-serious fight preparation, possibly to keep JARVIS from nagging), saw that Doom was lonely and was just like- hey, I can do something about that, then went ahead and did it. Just because he could. (”So why wouldn’t I?” he asks Rhodey, eyebrows furrowed in confusion.)

Also yes, Doom clearly has gone soft. (He doesn’t offer Tony something to drink though, so that’s something, he’ll tell himself later.)

Just out of curiosity, since you started this with the words “The first is Doom”, do you have any headcanons for other villains?

( week 12 : 3/19 - 3/25 )

coming back from spring break isn’t easy - there’s loads to pick up after relaxing for a week! doctors appointments litter this entire week, & my sleep pattern just went haywire after i got an implant in my arm on that monday, plus getting on anti-depressants for the first time. this week was themed after the astounding greenery i saw on my travels during spring break. you could tell i love succulents, but all plants are good plants!


Comfortable - Yoongi

Hiya sweetie, I’m sad to hear that you’re not feeling well :( 
I think it’s completely fine to be out of the Korean standard to be honest, I myself actually like people who are chubbier more. Anyway I hope you like it and it can cheer you up. I’m always here for you angel ;) 

♥ Thanks for the request @byoukye  ♥

Min Yoongi x female reader

word count: 517

Originally posted by sugakookie

You and Yoongi had been together for a while now, so he’d come over quite often. The room would usually be filled with a comfortable silence and today was no different.

Yoongi had come over for dinner and the both of you were cleaning up in the kitchen, smiles painting your faces.
“There’s a party going on tonight at bighit and I want you to come with me.” He suddenly spoke
“You never take me with you though.” You said silently, wondering what had changed.
“I know, but I want to formally introduce you to everyone.” Those words made you exceptionally nervous, the boys all knew about you, but apart from Jungkook, they hadn’t met you yet.
“I don’t have anything to wear.” You stated, not looking him in the eye as you put away the towel, so he wouldn’t notice your nerves.
“Don’t worry, I got you something earlier. I just saw it and I felt it would look beautiful on you.” He got a large bag from the livingroom and showed you the elegant dress it contained.

It was a black, lightly fitting dress with an elegantly patterned neckline and a bow around the waist. You had to admit the dress was beautiful, so as to not disappoint Yoongi, you went to your bedroom to try it on.

Yoongi had quite the eye, as the dress was so beautiful even while wearing it. It was a lot more slimming than you first expected, but that didn’t change the fact that it showed off your legs as if they were worth seeing.
“I’m not sure I want you to wear that dress anymore.” Yoongi said, as he leaned against the doorframe.
“Why?” your gaze dropped and he came to join you in front of the full length mirror.
“Everyone will be staring at my beautiful girl, I might get jealous.” He hugged you from behind, admiring you trough the mirror. You had to hide a smile at his compliment but as your eyes fell on your legs again, you sighed. “You shouldn’t lie.”

“I’m not lying. You’re so beautiful.” A frown formed on his features as he followed your gaze. “You don’t like your legs in the dress.”
It was more a statement than a question as he already knew the answer, still you nodded.

“To be really honest that’s one of my favourite things when it comes to your body. They just look so soft and squeezable. Besides, they’re a lot better than having a pair of twigs for legs if you ask me.” He left a soft kiss on your neck and against your temple and his face seemed sincere.
“If you really don’t want to wear the dress, you don’t have to. I just want you to feel comfortable in your skin, because you’re so damn beautiful to me that I wish you could see yourself trough my eyes.” He smiled at you trough the mirror.
“‘I’ll wear it.” You smiled “It’s beautiful, thank you.” You turned in his grip and gave him a peck on the lips.  

“It looks most beautiful on you.”

♥ Thanks for reading!  ♥


Todomomo: What are the odds ~

- One day, Todo and Momo keeps bumping into each other. Like when during lunch time, both saw each other at the staff office cause Aizawa sensei asked for help.

Aizawa: “Oh yeah, I forgot that I already asked Yaoyorozu to help me out but since you’re here Todoroki, you might as well help me out.”

- Or like after school, they bump into each other at the library. Momo wanted to study after class while Todo just wanted some peace and quiet before going home.

- This turned into a pattern. When Momo went to her usual café to relax, Todo was there as well. He insisted that he was there cause he wanted to try a new drink. (which is Momo’s usual order)

- They end up picking up some small habits from each other and doing it simultaneously and unconsciously. In class, when Todo yawns, Momo yawns. When Momo spins her pen with her hand, Todo does it too. And when Todo leans on his hand, Momo does it as well.

- When choosing stuff, they kept picking the same thing. Like when the class has to pick a novel for their book review, Todo chose the same book as Momo. Or during lunch, both have the same meal.

- One weekend, Momo was at the shopping district. And surprise surprise, Todo was there too. He was wearing a navy blue top and white pants. And lo and behold, Momo is wearing a navy blue top and white skirt. With matching shoe colour as well?! What is this?! Is this a coincidence?! (I think not!)

Anyway, Todo was there cause he wanted to buy something for his mom and his sister. They ended up shopping together.

- Momo really enjoyed going to festivals after going to her first festival. So she decided to go once more after hearing that there is another upcoming festival near their school. And guess who she bumps right into. That’s right. Its none other than Todoroki Shouto. What are the odds!!! (She didn’t even planned to go with him.)

- In the end, they enjoyed each other’s company that night. Momo then prompt a question to Todo.

Momo: “Todoroki-san, I recently observed that we kept doing the same things even if we didn’t plan to. Why is that?”

Todo: “I guess you could say that I just have good taste.”

Momo: *giggles* “I guess we’re quite similar after all.”


So I’ve made my own crochet sweater pattern for the first time! It’s gonna be a silver and black Venom pullover based on the one featured in @hannahblumenreich‘s wonderful comic, which you can read here: http://hannahblumenreich.tumblr.com/post/140880595913/aunt-may-does-right-by-her-nephew

After I read it, I HAD to looked at pretty much all of her spiderman art, so I REALLY recommend you at least look at the comics on her blog, they’re ALL good. (now that my nose is good and brown, let me talk about something else) After I saw the sweater in the comic, I realized that I NEEDED that sweater, but I couldn’t find one like it ANYWHERE!! So I just went “fuck it, I need that, I’m making one.”

For those that crochet, I made a chain of 45, skipped the last stitch, and single stitched until I reached the end again. Then, I did a 1:1 pattern of front-back double crochets for three rows. I switched to single stitch for the rest, and I’m basically going to do this for the entire sweater. Once that’s done, I’ll slip stich the sides and tops together and do the same 1:1 pattern of front-back doubles around the collar. I hope that was coherent. This pattern is pretty much free for anyone to use, just tell me if you make this, I’d love to see what other people make!!! (I’d also love it if you checked out @hannahblumenreich seriously I’m pretty sure she’s one of the few people I know of that loves Spiderman more than me) Also this is taking like six balls of THE SOFTEST yarn i’ve ever felt, I highly recommend Lion Brand super bulky, IT’S SO SOFT THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SWEATER!!!

Like I used to talk nonstop about being suicidal and being graphic with my abuse bc I assumed my younger followers could take it, and that’s the same way I saw people glorifying drugs.

I just went “oh it’s bad but these kids are smart so they’ll know better! Nothing to worry about”. And then I notice this pattern of my younger followers reblogging really miserable posts from me and then talking about suicide and I’m like “oh…. shit I’m being a bad influence on them aren’t I”

House of Cards - Jimin-(BTS smut)

Word Count: 4,456

Summary: You are an escort working at in prestigious escorting business at a mansion. Tonight you come across a different type of client, different from what you’re used to.

Pairing: Reader x Jimin

Genre: Smut

Author Note: This was my VERY FIRST smut fanfic. My writing stlyle has now changed. Please read ‘Office Files’ for my updated work.

My name is Y/N and I currently work as an escort. I like my job and it does pay nicely and I do mean in the 100k mark. I’m not in one of those back alley red light districts, no. I work at a mansion that has exclusive customers on Friday and Saturday nights. We are only open 2 days a week. Let’s just say that these customers are rich business men, and sometimes women that come here to release their stress of the week. They come here for business deals, meetings and sometimes gambling however it is hard to concentrate on winning when you have beautiful women around waiting for your call. Our job is to make our customers comfortable as possible. If a gentlemen wishes to engage in sexual activity, all he will need to do is speak to madam of the house which is Mary and off they go into one of the bed chambers. Our chambers do look like bedrooms, but other things are available on request such as whips, clamps etc you can use your imagination. The escorts here range from legal age women to older ladies, we also have men available. The night generally starts off with the gates opening at 6pm. At that time, black out limousines or luxury cars enter into the property. The customers are generally the same which are older rich men with a few new faces time to time. Once a month we hold a masquerade ball. It’s a little different from a regular working night, there is no business talk or gambling. Just a fun night mixed with pure pleasure. To be invited in, you either need to know a regular customer or be invited directly by the society. This place is not open to the general public. It is a secret society and it is called ‘House of Cards’.

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anonymous asked:

Prompt: Unexpectedly meeting each other at a Halloween costume party

“What the fuck are you wearing?”

Yuri froze, staring hard at the snack table and silently pleading with the universe that he was not about to turn around and see Otabek seeing him at a Halloween party dressed as Otabek.


Yuri blew out a breath and turned around, ready to call out Otabek for using the sweet tone to get him to acknowledge him. He blinked when he saw Otabek. “What the fuck?!”

Beka laughed quietly and looked down at himself. “I’m just glad you like your hoodies larger, or I’d never fit.”

Yuri took in Beka from head to toe. He wore a blonde, chin-length wig, Yuri’s favorite, cat-stripe hoodie, a t-shirt patterned with calico cats (which was not from Yuri’s closet, but he was totally going to steal it), and a pair of skinny jeans and converse that Yuri knew were Beka’s own.

“I wondered where my necklace went,” Beka said, reaching out and hooking two fingers into the necklace chain and tugging lightly.

“I look better as you than you do as me,” Yuri said.

“Bullshit,” Beka replied. The kiss was quick and warm. “You said you weren’t going tonight.”

“You weren’t supposed to be here.”

“Earlier flight. I dropped by the apartment, and you weren’t there, but I didn’t figure you’d be here.”

Yuri gestured to his own outfit–leather jacket, gray tee, black jeans, and his heaviest boots. “Clearly, I didn’t think you’d be here, either.”

“I like you in my necklace.” Beka tugged it again.

“Maybe I’ll wear it when we get home.”

“You’d better.”

Yuri laughed and leaned against Beka. “Wanna bail and go home and fuck in each other’s clothes?”


BBMAs Votes-Info for ARMY

So I did a little math for the amount of votes Justin can possibly earn for the Top Social Award. This is all, pure speculation since I can’t find the data of the votes he got in 2016.

So I’ve seen on Twitter that Beliebers (can and plan to)make 10 accounts and use 1 for normal voting, and the other 9 they draft a 100 tweets containing their vote for Justin to be mass released during the last hours of voting. That’s 900 votes saved for the last minute.

So let’s say 1000 Bielbers are in this last minute vote.

  • 900(1000)=900,000 votes. Not much will come out of that, so I started to increase the number of fans that was in on this plan.
  • 900(10,000)=9,000,000 votes
  • 900(100,000)= 90,000,000 votes.
  • 900(1,000,000)=900,000,000 votes. See, that they only need 1,000,000 fans in on that plan to completely overwhelm the number of BTS votes. Frankly, I don’t see that as a possibility, but anything can happen. Keep in mind, that Bieber has about 93 million twitter followers, and if they were all to vote once, it’ll equal 93million votes.

I kept going with my math using the 90,000,000 votes.

So I’ve seen that Justin’s votes grow about 200k every 5hrs.(This is the pattern I observed for a few days, so I just went this number) I’ve set the condition to when I last saw his votes which were at 13.6 million at the time I worked this all out. Going with my set condition at the rate Justin’s vote increase by, he roughly gets 1,040,000 million votes in a day. There are 14 voting days left, so in those remaining days he gets about 14,560,000 million votes (give or take).

  • Add that to the set condition:13,000,000 + 14,560,000=28,160,000 votes.

So by May 21, Justin will have about at least 28,160,000 votes.

  • If we factor in the 90,000,000 million last minute votes then we can see that: 90,000,000 + 28,160,000=118,160,000 votes.
  • So Justin can have about 28,160,000 ~ 118,160,000 by May 21st, give or take.

This is not to say to go easy on the voting, this means to go harder, b/c the threat of 900,000,000 votes is still there (even though I doubt this will happen)

I hope anyone finds this helpful if they wanted to gauge how much Justin can win by. This is all very broad estimations so, please take this information lightly. Feel free to ask questions if you don’t understand how I got these numbers.

Cheaters never win. - Pan x reader

Request/Description: Could you do an imagine where you caught pan cheat on you so you run away from him and when he finds you he please you to forgive him but you don’t but when you see that he is wreck you forgive him;)

Warnings: crying mostly, and a bit of awkward Pan

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Playground Memory

At the elementary school I went to, there was a piece of equipment in the playground that was a set of three of four metal poles (it’s been a while since I saw them so I don’t quite remember) and there were thick plastic disks at the bottoms. The poles would spin (but only a certain amount) and you could stand on the poles and just sorta turn. I remember turning from pole to pole in an infinity-type pattern and I would do that for over 10 minutes, just spin-pacing and talking about a friend about a special interest (at that time is was genetics). I never thought I stimmed as a little kid until I remembered this!

What they don't tell you about the dead.

I don’t want to sound mean, but the dead are pretty clueless. I’ve always seen them. When I was younger everyone thought I was just talking to imaginary friends. After a couple years, when I overheard my parents talk about calling a psychologist, I realised what I was talking to. See, ghosts don’t tend to realise they’re dead, and they don’t look like in the movies, they look just like us.

I’m pretty smart for a 13 year old, so I started noticing certain patterns to tell them apart from the living. They could be a bit distant from living people, or you’d see them try to talk to people who wouldn’t even notice them. Some of them could tell I was different, that I noticed them. Like this guy I saw after school yesterday. I’m a big boy now, see, I don’t need my parents to pick me up, home is just a short walk away. He was standing away from the other parents, didn’t talk to them, just stared at me, that’s how I knew he was one of the ghosts. I went over, told him I knew what he was and asked how I could help him. I don’t remember much after that, I think because of what happened this morning.

Downstairs, my parents were crying. I tried talking to them but they ignored me. They must have died last night somehow, sometimes the new ghosts wouldn’t talk to me. Some police officers and reporters just arrived, they won’t talk to me either, just my parents. It’s weird, I’ve never seen so many ghosts together before. Why won’t anyone talk to me?


 First post got marked sensitive for some reason. I’ve thought Mark’s posts today seemed odd. They don’t sound at all like Mark’s usual wording. Also, when talking about home he usaually says Cincinnati, not Ohio, but it wasnt until “Hey gang” that I saw the pattern. the caps in his message seem to spell out Ha Ha Ha Ha. 

  So I went back to the others, if you take the caps in the post titled “Kansas”, it spells “Kill Them” and back to his post “Good morning”…. “Go Back To Sleep” which would lead back to the spooky videos before tour that just stopped. The van vlog, Don’t Remember where you hear faint whispers, that sound like Dark talking about doing great things together, telling you to go back to sleep. Big Mood, which told us You Have To Wake Up. And Pop Goes part 6 where you hear faint Darkiplier and Warfstache exchange what sounds like “Don’t worry” “I’ll get you”
There is certainly more to come…

 Also the random fan art reblogs… Warfstache then Darkiplier then Ha Ha looks just like me. When he went live on Facebook, he started with a VCR filter (Don’t remember) and switched to a rosy/pink filter  (Warfstache) then in typical Markiplier fashion, he continues on like nothing is wrong.

Addition to the Family

Request: can you you do #75 with Hercules and a female reader? :3
#75: “Guess who’s going to be a father?”
Warnings: Pregnancy
Word count: 342
A/N: So cute to write- 10/10 would expand into a verse

You left the doctor’s office with wet eyes, unable to believe that you’d been right. You and Hercules we’re going to have a baby!

Eliza drove you home, gushing about "baby Mulligan” as she dubbed them. “I can’t wait!”

You laughed. “Don’t worry, Eliza. You, Angelica, and Peggy will be her aunts-”

“I feel old,” Eliza interrupted mournfully.

You spent the afternoon debating how to tell Hercules. The two of you had been discussing the possibility of starting a family- you just hadn’t realised it would be so soon.

By the time Hercules’ key turned in the lock, you still had no clue how you were to tell him. Instead, you sat watching some show about spies on the history channel.

You turned on the couch to kiss Hercules when he made his way into the living room. “Long day?” You asked.

He nodded. “Some people are never satisfied.”

You poked his stomach. “Would you be satisfied if I ordered pizza tonight?”

Grinning, he leaned in to kiss you. “You bet-”

“Ah-ah,” you pushed him away, “no kisses until I’ve ordered pizza!”

He grumbled, but let you get on with it. When you set the phone down, he was trading patterns on your stomach.

“I went to the doctor’s today,” you told him. Easier if you just said it outright, you figured.

Hercules sat up, instantly concerned. “Are you alright?”

“They said I have something to tell you?”

He frowned, but after a moment you saw a hopeful idea dawn on him. Snuggling closer, you guided his hand to rest on your stomach. “Guess who’s going to be a father?”

"Me?” He smiled at you, his hand gentle on your abdomen.

You nodded and he got up, pulling you to your feet too. “Y/N, that’s brilliant!” He laughed, picking you up and spinning you.

When he set you down again, it was in his lap. “I can’t wait for our child.”

The doorbell went and you sighed. “I can’t wait either. But we could have some pizza to pass the time?”