“Hey, hey, Mochi, turn around!”
“Pfft, you seriously bought that dumb camera you saw at BerryBuy last month?”
“Yeah, well I got a bonus last month. I thought it would be a good idea to get something to capture family stuff. I know you wanted one when the boys were kids, but we were too broke to buy one.”
“You and your long-term ideas…what’ll we use that for now, huh?”
“Filming our grandkids. Or, y’know, filming the girls if they let us. Teenagers are picky about when they get filmed.”
went searching for new fics on AO3. most unfortunately saw that there was one in which human adam captures and sexually abuses gaston. gaston can apparently only be saved by ~gafou love~ and belle, if she ever figures out what the fuck is going on. i obviously didn't read the damn thing but i hate that this exists. you're absolutely right, this fandom is more nasty and grease-stained than i'd previously thought. pass the brain bleach if you have any to spare.