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anonymous asked:

(DA:A) Awakening companions realizing that the Warden has a crush on them?(No GIF, please, sorry!)

Oghren: No, the Warden really doesn’t actually have a crush on him. He’s just seeing things. He’s too drunk this time. Well, the Warden is great and wonderful and all, but he’s not exactly the kind of guy for them. It’s better if it stays in his drunk imaginings. Three way with Felsi?

Anders: That is… weird. And kind of hot? Amazing, powerful Warden who literally saved his life within hours of meeting him? Yep, that’s hot. Nothing could come of it, though. The Warden is his commander and he’s not exactly the kind of guy for long term relationships at this point in his life. Maybe a really nice night, but no more than that.

Justice: He literally never notices. He’s a spirit of Justice inhabiting a corpse on accident. He doesn’t understand the real world. He doesn’t actually notice.

Nathaniel: The Warden must be a glutton for punishment, then. Considering their rocky beginning and the lingering misguided hatred in his heart, it takes a long damn time to notice. Once he does, he isn’t quite sure what to make of it. Is this a result of a contrary nature, an attraction to dangerous or forbidden things, or is it more sincere, more innocent? He might be willing to pursue a relationship eventually, but first he needs to understand what this is.

Velanna: No. Get away. Stay away. She doesn’t address it and hopes it goes away. If the Warden is Dalish she might squint at them and consider it briefly, but quickly decides that this is neither the time nor the place and they are not the one for her. For all others, she doesn’t even stop to consider it, just brushes it off and moves on. She’s very much not interested.

Sigrun: Cheerfully, she’ll turn them down. She’s very flattered, but her life is already over. She owes her home and her people her death and giving her heart to the Warden is out of the question. She won’t live long enough to hear the Calling and she won’t do that to anyone she cares about.

  • Taiyang: Girls, come and meet your new stepmom, Ella!
  • Ruby: Dad that's literally Cinder. She hates me.
  • Taiyang: I have no idea what you're talking about, her name isn't Cinder? It's Ella!
  • Cinder: I will destroy everything you love, little Red. Just you watch me.
  • Ruby: DAD!!
  • Taiyang: Haha she's just messing around, isn't that right, Ella?
  • Cinder: That's right. I love your daughters already, darling, they're delightful!
  • Qrow: Tai not to be rude but I gotta say.. your taste in women is ridiculously bad. Save for Summer.
  • Taiyang: And who asked for your opinion?? You don't get to judge me for my coping methods when you literally get off by roasting that Schnee woman.
  • Qrow: Fair.

anonymous asked:

a post-apocalypse story: a male and female asexual are the last humans alive and must save the human species. they look at each other, knowing what they had to do. "screw the human race, the world's better without it." "I agree, still dying virgin." ---------(don't judge me I thought this was funnyyy ;v; )

I WOULD WRITE THIS IN A HEARTBEAT

Don't judge me 'cause it's 1am

But does anyone find it ironic that Hawk Moth designs clothes, but m o t h s e a t c l o t h e s

Horizon: Zero Dawn, Please Platonically Marry Me

(&:) We’re breaking our long repost/shitpost/unnecessary comment tradition for the sake of the most awesome game we’ve seen in a long, long time. ChristopherOdd’s LP of Horizon: Zero Dawn just ended today and we’ve been licking the bottom of the barrel to try and find new things to watch because the emptiness in our souls is real and profound. This game is so fucking good. It would be pointless to try and list off all the ways in which it is so, so good. If you can get your hands on it, it’s amazing. If you’re broke like us and just like watching vids while eating, COdd’s LP is quite pleasant. (His work is generally a restful breath of fresh air compared to most other LPers I’ve watched.) OMG, it HURTS, how good this game was. It is so overwhelmingly good, all the damn time.

Do you know what one of the most unexpected and wonderful parts of the plot was? NO ROMANTIC SUBPLOT. AT ALL. NOT EVEN THE OPTION TO START ONE. The main character is just an incredibly skilled, attractive, 19-year-old woman who has WAY TOO MANY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO TO BOTHER WITH THAT RIGHT NOW, AND IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE SEEN A MAINSTREAM PLOT DO IN AGES.

THAT DUDE: Gosh, thanks for saving my life, Aloy. You’re amazing. I made special armor just for you. I worked really hard. *___*
ALOY: Wow, nice. Good craftsmanship. Thank you.

THAT OTHER GUY: You are such a mighty warrior that you might even be a mightier warrior than my mom. I am constantly stunned by your badassery. You’re even favored by the local deity. Please allow me to follow faithfully wherever you lead. *_____*
ALOY: Sounds good. How about you manage our defenses out yonder. I’ll be counting on you in that one battle.

THAT SUBPLOT GUY?: Girl, I have never seen anybody who looks as good splashed down in the blood of evildoers as you do. We should partner up together and spend our lives happily taking out human trash all over the world. Also, I look fucking scrumptious in this armor. ;D ;D ;D
ALOY: Wow, you’re kind of creepy and sociopathic. I hope I never have to see you again.

OTHER OTHER GUY: I may be a bumbler with motivational issues, but I have a heart of gold and a lot of enthusiasm! Thanks to your guidance, I’m turning my life around and growing to become a better, more effective human being! How are you amazing like how my sister was amazing?? *______*
ALOY: Good for you. I have faith in your ability to do well from now on.

THAT TOTAL BABE: Allow me to openly hit on you, you super cutie.
ALOY: Allow me to not acknowledge that because I have to fix a civil war and kill robot dinosaurs.
THAT TOTAL BABE: My, I love how you get things done. If I come through here again, I’ll have to Thank You Appropriately~~~
ALOY: *pulls out to-do list and starts plotting map coordinates*

ACTUAL KING OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD: I know my love interest was horribly murdered, but you’ve supported me through my time of trials and I wonder if we could work toward more intimacy.
ALOY: Gee, if you really loved your love interest, perhaps you shouldn’t instantly rebound hard enough to get whiplash.
ACTUAL KING OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD: Damn, you’re absolutely right.
(much later)
ACTUAL KING OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD: Hey, I apologize for hitting on you before. That was really unclassy of me.
ALOY: We’re cool. Just don’t let it happen again.

EVIL SPARTAN VOICED BY CRISPIN FUCKING FREEMAN: HRRRGHH I HATE THIS WOMAN IN THE DEPTHS OF MY BEING AND YET SHE IS SO POWERFUL AND MAGNIFICENT THAT I MUST BECOME OBSESSED WITH SNARING HER AND FANTASIZE ABOUT HOW WE ARE DESTINED TO DESTROY EACH OTHER HRRRGH RRGGGHH
ALOY: You’re being an obstacle, you inadequate scrub. *stab*

CUTE ENGINEER: Your tech-savviness is painfully charming. I am dazzled despite myself.
ALOY: Your enormous weapon is great for killing all kinds of things. Really nice work!
CUTE ENGINEER: I may be a fiercely independent isolationist, but please come back and see me lots.
ALOY: Probably not. Got stuff to do.
CUTE ENGINEER: Well, don’t mind me if I accidentally turn up to fight and possibly die for you at that one big battle. *_____*
ALOY: Reinforcements are always appreciated!

I don’t know if this might be called a canon asexual character. I think you could spin it that way if you wanted to, but I also think that a character shouldn’t have to be asexual in order to just have rational priorities and to thus understandably rate flirting/romance/hookups as really low on the list compared to genocide and world-ending. I really, really like both explanations. I LOVE the lack of an obligatory romance. I EXTRA LOVE how they deliberately included all those characters who crush so hard on Aloy so that she can be completely unconcerned about their dokidoki. I FUCKING ADORE THIS GAME TO PIECES. NUMBER ONE NON-ANIME WAIFU. WILL NOT PRINT ON A DAKIMAKURA COVER BECAUSE I RESPECT ITS UNIQUE INTERESTS AND LIFE AMBITIONS. MY HEART~~~~~ TTT_____TTT

Cautiously Optimistic Skyeward Fan Confession

I accept that Framework!Ward can’t go back into the real world with them, I accepted this when I started watching again just for him.

But with all the Skyeward and the “I’d die for her.” line, and her now being in need of rescueing from Hydra…

I’m going to bet that he will in fact, give his life to save Skye, so that they can get out of the Framework. It seem logical right, well I always think stuff like this and then AoS goes a whole other aweful way, so who knows but…

IF I DON’T GET A BIG DAMN EPIC GOODBYE KISS!

I’ll do nothing but cry and scream and be in utter despair for weeks again I’m sure, but please, please can we get this. For Ward, for Skye, for the fans, cuz we deserve it for watching and having to endure this tragedy of a ship.

  • me wednesday: i cannot believe clarke did that. how dare she!? what the fuck clarke i hate you! unstained. sorry idk a klock...
  • me now: YAASSSS CLARKE. SEAL THE BUNKER! TAKE IT FOR YOUR PEOPLE SAVE THEEMMMMM!!!!!!SAVE HUMANITY YOU WONDERFUL SLYTHERIN QUEEN. DO NOT STAND FOR THE GROUNDER DRAMA!!!

bobmorlee  asked:

Bellamy and Clarke get caught in black rain and have to huddle together in a chem tent until the rain passes. They forgot blankets and it's freezing so they have to cuddle to stay warm (I suck at coming up with shit like this don't judge me bc this is bad)

Despite everyone’s attempt to persuade Bellamy and Clarke that setting off on a journey this close to the death wave was a dangerous idea, they still left. Of course they did, this was Bellamy and Clarke - they like to think they always know what’s best. 

At least they had listened to one piece of advice offered, and that was to take the chem tent with them. Something that proved its use when Clarke noticed the black clouds lurking over them, something that saved their asses after the first drop hit Clarke’s forehead leaving a burning sensation in its trace.


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Smut prompts for Penny/Quentin

Because we all know these guys have massive (sexual) tension. 

  • If you don’t stop humming Taylor Swift I’m going to come over there and make you stop.
  • Oopsies, did I just accidentally travel into the room while you’re getting changed?
  • I really, really need to test this spell out… for science 
  • You’ve got some dirty shit in your mind, Quentin… how about we make it a reality
  • You’re an asshole Penny. Speaking of…
  • Only sex-magic will save us from The Beast!
  • You’re singing Taylor Swift again
  • You slept with Margo and Eliot, I slept with Alice… seems only fair that we sleep together to complete the circle.
  • You want me to give you your nerd book back? Make me.

Although I personally kind of hate daydreaming before I go to bed. Not because it’s not a good mood or anything, cuz it is, but I end up falling asleep in the middle of my daydream, twist tiny parts of it into awful dreams, and then wake up with no memory of what I was daydreaming the night before. It’s like passing out while playing a fun little video game, waking up, and realizing that a monster killed you and now you’re back at your last save space which was three levels ago.

i just realized i have 100+ followers !! omg thank y’all for following me, i’m not funny at all and come off as probably rude but thanks for reblogging my posts and liking them as well. i wish i was talented enough to do like a giveaway or something but as u can see, i’m not lmao. know that whenever you’d like, u can message me and we can chit-chat about whatever ! love y’all xx.

anonymous asked:

(Same anon) because if they do make it canon I'm gonna have to stop playing the game. G-n-cy on a personal level makes me very uncomfortable as I work in the field of nursing and I have a lot of problems with the ethics and how they're gonna portray this relationship, as I don't think it's a good idea to romanticize the relationships between doctors and their patients. I really wish they would just leave shipping to the fans and just leave things ambiguous.

I’ve heard many people who work in the medical field say that G*ncy makes them highly uncomfortable, and people actually working in the field can judge that better than someone who reads the one article that says ‘more and more doctors would date a patient’ 

G*ncy is also the breaking point when it comes to me, the only thing that could save my interest in OW then is if Pharah gets a good story and the focus she deserves, but Blizzard seems to hate Pharah so I doubt that 

-Farron

three word phrase sentence starters
  • "I'll be there."
  • "I love you."
  • "Maybe you're right."
  • "I trust you."
  • "Go for it."
  • "Told you so."
  • "Got your back."
  • "How are you?"
  • "I want you."
  • "I wonder why?"
  • "Get lost, creep."
  • "Let's get high."
  • "I respect you."
  • "Prove them wrong."
  • "Please forgive me."
  • "Now or never."
  • "I am pregnant."
  • "Get enough sleep."
  • "I miss you."
  • "Let's get drunk."
  • "Nurture your best."
  • "Let's just dance."
  • "Let it go."
  • "Try something new."
  • "Keep it legal."
  • "I am sorry."
  • "Thanks so much."
  • "Protect your health."
  • "You got me."
  • "Keep it fun."
  • "Don't drive drunk."
  • "Celebrate your victories."
  • "Let's be friends."
  • "This is music."
  • "Over and out."
  • "Where are you?"
  • "Wake your dreams."
  • "Life won't wait."
  • "Believe in yourself."
  • "Let it be."
  • "Hold my hand."
  • "Who are you?"
  • "Everyone loves you."
  • "This will pass."
  • "Speak the truth."
  • "You had time."
  • "Today's a gift."
  • "I am kidding."
  • "Marry me now."
  • "Love endures delay."
  • "Forgive my sins."
  • "Where's my head?"
  • "Only hope remains."
  • "Fuck your rules."
  • "No strings attached."
  • "Ramble on, man."
  • "Change is good."
  • "Learn from yesterday."
  • "Never look back."
  • "Ride or die."
  • "Passion, strength, fire."
  • "Life is life."
  • "Against all odds."
  • "Seize the day."
  • "God alone saves."
  • "Bros before hos."
  • "Live life daily."
  • "Thank you so."
  • "Imperfection is beauty."
  • "I call 'Bullshit!'"
  • "Make it happen."
  • "Family is forever."
  • "Always be yourself."
  • "Time heals everything."
  • "Forever my friend."
  • "Get lost, creep."
  • "Because I can."
  • "Mistakes make people."
  • "Death before dishonor."
  • "I don't know."
  • "No shit, Sherlock."
  • "You are kidding."
  • "Always be honest."
  • "Let's make babies."
  • "Let's run away."
  • "Hearts can mend."
  • "Rain will fall."
  • "Don't be afraid."
  • "Laughter is best."
  • "Knowledge is power."
  • "Hope trumps all."
  • "Do not judge."
  • "Save every penny."
  • "Always remain neutral."
  • "Please help me."
  • "Safe and sound."
  • "Just get naked."
  • "Words can hurt."
  • "Do not lie."
  • "Shoot the moon."
  • "Be my hero."
  • "Touch my soul."
  • "Stay the course."
  • "Let's just kiss."
  • "Love is everything."
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The first two pics were part of a comic that I will not try to finish, because the idea was unnecessary sad and mostly ridiculous. (Also because I’ve been saving this in my drafts for God’s knows when, and I ran out of ideas.)

Basically, it was a young David trying to deal with a punished Venom. I like the idea of him trying to find in V a father figure and not finding it at all…

anonymous asked:

You wanna know who is saying yes to these men? Girls like me who only make $200 a month at their job and have school loans. A guy wants to give me $200-$400 just to suck his dick? Sign me the fuck up! Yes I'm careful. Unlike the other sugar babies I don't want that fancy expensive shit. I want money in my savings. My SD gives me $300 a week and that's better than my real job. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. I thrive off what you reject.

I wasn’t judging the girls who accept these offers. I was saying that these men have now become scum and throw out numbers like they’re at bingo night. No one should have to be treated like that and it sucks to see men think they can get away with it.