i saved this as 'don't judge me

What saved me from the sadness of seeing georgies death, is seeing pictures of Bill and Jackson interacting together bts

LOOK. AT. THIS. PURITY. I’M BLESSED

good things about episode 67:

- KRAVITZ MY SWEET BOY HE’S BACK AND HE’S OKAY
- “the world is ending and. I. DON’T. CARE. “ just the hurt in justin’s voice.. damn
- taako going from the “the dumb wizard who’s too dumb to do anything” to “the dopest fucking wizard ever” with an intelligence of 20 
- magnus riding an evil rhino
- “my dear ango”
- carey and killian fighting together
- merle sick ass stunt that left him at 9 HP
- magnus leading the rhino through taako’s firewall
- ANGUS USING THE UMBRA STAFF 
LUP CASTING A FIREBALL THROUGH ANGUS OMGOMGOMG
- TAAKO BREAKING THE UMBRA STAFF

- LUP!!! LUP!!! LUP IS BACK!!! LUP!!! LUP!!! LUP IS FINALLY BACK!!! 

OMG LUP I’M CRYING OMG I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT WHAT THE FUCK GRIFFIN SO GOOD 

- i am so happy lup is back!!!!!!- “you’re dating the grim reaper?!?!?!?!”. those are lup’s first words bc OF COURSE THEY ARE
- lucretia saving davenport
- “NO. NO. NO. NO.” same magnus
- the judges are back… shiiiit
- “magnus keep hitting stuff and merle… don’t beef it”
- john’s back???? i sure hope merle’s been practicing chess
- fucking magnus and fischer and the baby voidfish FUCK
- johann was worthy (eggbabe was worthy)
- the day of story and song
- the finale is going to end me. for sure. no doubts. 

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Woke up so friggin early today(4:30am) cause I’m an insomniac💤…at least I got an early start to a lazy day and the weathers beautiful!😏🍃🌤 Hope yalls smoke💨💨 to ur dome today even tho it’s Monday, fuck it take the day off work, relax and let’s get lit🔥💯🙌🏽

  • Taiyang: Girls, come and meet your new stepmom, Ella!
  • Ruby: Dad that's literally Cinder. She hates me.
  • Taiyang: I have no idea what you're talking about, her name isn't Cinder? It's Ella!
  • Cinder: I will destroy everything you love, little Red. Just you watch me.
  • Ruby: DAD!!
  • Taiyang: Haha she's just messing around, isn't that right, Ella?
  • Cinder: That's right. I love your daughters already, darling, they're delightful!
  • Qrow: Tai not to be rude but I gotta say.. your taste in women is ridiculously bad. Save for Summer.
  • Taiyang: And who asked for your opinion?? You don't get to judge me for my coping methods when you literally get off by roasting that Schnee woman.
  • Qrow: Fair.
BTS Reaction to you (their GF) using Bang PD’s asshole to bake cookies

request: bts reaction to you using bang pd’s asshole as an oven to bake cookies

Sure dude :D hope you like it


Jin

Jin would honestly like the idea. He got really tired of always cooking for you, so getting Bang PD’s anus to cook would calm him.

“Finally - I’m getting some rest today”

Originally posted by chiminichangas

Yoongi

He would judge you so much for it - not much of a surprise, right? He thought the idea was obnoxious, but he let you do it anyways.

“Wtf is going on”

Originally posted by yoonseokismyreligion

same yoongi same

Hoseok

Much like Yoongi, he would judge, but unlike him, he thought the idea was pretty funny.

“Have fun” “Stupid kids”

Originally posted by jaayhope

Namjoon

He is in a mixture between Yoongi and Hoseok. The idea would slightly confuse him but he still would think it was pretty stupid (in a funny way).

“You know… there’s this thing called an ‘oven’, have you ever heard of it?”

Originally posted by joonjuly

Jimin

Oh boy… this kid

This kid would actually find it funny somehow, and he decited that he wanted to join too bc he is bad at cooking and needs sum teaching ;)

“SAVE SOME FOR ME PLEASE”

Originally posted by nnochu

Taehyung

Tae would get jealous - he thought the idea of using somebody else such as Bang PD irritated him

“Jagi, why don’t you use my ass instead?”.

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Jungkook

Jungkook would - like Namjoon - be super confused about everything. He would watch you put the cookies into Shin Hyuk’s ass with a judging expression.

“Wow “ “…and the others call ME stupid”

Originally posted by kurochan3


i hate myself for doing this omg

I’M GETTING A GECKO

Specifically a Gargoyle Gecko. Does anyone on reptiblr have a good care sheet, or a way to save money while building a live vivarium (18x18x18)? I’m willing to spend money ofc as is the nature of that, but I’m all about the savings if I can find any. I’m also a newbie reptile owner so if anyone has any general advice it would be greatly appreciated! @followthebluebell @fishmostly @householdgeckos @livelyspaghetti @pansneksual @rainbowsnakes @reptles @scalestails @snakeloafs @snakerambles @snoots-and-boops @solid-snakes @velociraptor-of-the-year @william-snekspeare @ramen-reptile @omg-snakes @the-long-dog @mrwiggles @pastrygeckos @theroyalfrogman

anonymous asked:

a post-apocalypse story: a male and female asexual are the last humans alive and must save the human species. they look at each other, knowing what they had to do. "screw the human race, the world's better without it." "I agree, still dying virgin." ---------(don't judge me I thought this was funnyyy ;v; )

I WOULD WRITE THIS IN A HEARTBEAT

Don't judge me 'cause it's 1am

But does anyone find it ironic that Hawk Moth designs clothes, but m o t h s e a t c l o t h e s

Smut prompts for Penny/Quentin

Because we all know these guys have massive (sexual) tension. 

  • If you don’t stop humming Taylor Swift I’m going to come over there and make you stop.
  • Oopsies, did I just accidentally travel into the room while you’re getting changed?
  • I really, really need to test this spell out… for science 
  • You’ve got some dirty shit in your mind, Quentin… how about we make it a reality
  • You’re an asshole Penny. Speaking of…
  • Only sex-magic will save us from The Beast!
  • You’re singing Taylor Swift again
  • You slept with Margo and Eliot, I slept with Alice… seems only fair that we sleep together to complete the circle.
  • You want me to give you your nerd book back? Make me.

Although I personally kind of hate daydreaming before I go to bed. Not because it’s not a good mood or anything, cuz it is, but I end up falling asleep in the middle of my daydream, twist tiny parts of it into awful dreams, and then wake up with no memory of what I was daydreaming the night before. It’s like passing out while playing a fun little video game, waking up, and realizing that a monster killed you and now you’re back at your last save space which was three levels ago.

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The first two pics were part of a comic that I will not try to finish, because the idea was unnecessary sad and mostly ridiculous. (Also because I’ve been saving this in my drafts for God’s knows when, and I ran out of ideas.)

Basically, it was a young David trying to deal with a punished Venom. I like the idea of him trying to find in V a father figure and not finding it at all…

anonymous asked:

I broke up with my boyfriend last week because I needed to be alone in order to work on myself and become a better person. I still care about him, and was really upset about breaking up. Yesterday I got desperate and tried to talk to him because I wanted to get back together with him. But afterwards I realized that I was just lonely. But we talked on the phone last night and it ended in "talk to you later". I don't know how to go about this.

I don’t wanna judge you okay ? So please don’t be angry at me for saying what I’m saying now. Sometimes being alone makes it all worse. You isolate yourself from everything and you just push the people away you love. That’s not the right choice. Of course you don’t ’ need ’ him to help you but to hold your hand while you save yourself. Sometimes it’s just easier to not be alone while you get to know yourself.
I understand him. He is hurt and forgiving isn’t that easy. We all make mistakes. Everybody deserves a second chance. Think about it.