i said i can't anymore

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·· I was under the impression that quinces were bow-and-arrow using savages…But after witnessing that, I guess they’re quite civilized… ··

                                                           - Happy Birthday @vegeet // 2.28.17

i think a lot about how kaz brekker, this monster, this bastard of the barrel, this crook with dirtyhands…offered to give himself up to let everyone else go free. the odds would have been stacked against him yet he stubbornly stood by his choice and said, “i’m giving you a way out. take it.” i want to cry, this boy, he was e x p o s e d in crooked kingdom. coldhearted my ass.

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Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

@aph-purple is entirely at fault for this

  • Solar: Moonbyul, I'm so happy I could kiss you
  • Moonbyul: *nervous gay laughter* Umm... Neat!
  • [Later]
  • Moonbyul: *lying face down on her bed* I can't believe I said "Neat", Wheein. "Neat." Nobody says neat anymore! It's the goddamn 21st century! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
  • Wheein: *idly turns magazine page* Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Hwasa confessed to me?
  • Moonbyul: Didn't you like, thank her?
  • Wheein: *closes magazine to stare into the distance* I thanked her.

You know what, working in customer service is sometimes so fucking frustrating.

I get ‘’Are these shoes meant for boys or for girls?’’ all the fucking time.

Like, if your heteronormative blinkers can’t safely take you down the ignorant path of heteronormativity, I sure ain’t gonna fucking help. Bitch.

  • Cinder: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
  • Kai: Neat!
  • Kai, later: I can't believe I said neat. Who says neat anymore? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways cause I'm a huge loser!
  • Thorne: Hey, don't worry about it. Remember what happened when Cress confessed her love to me?
  • Kai: Didn't you thank her?
  • Thorne: I thanked her.
  • Legolas: Gimli, I'm so happy I could kiss you!
  • Gimli: *nervous gay laughter* Um................................. neat!
  • Later~~
  • Gimli, laying face down on his bed: I can't believe I said 'neat', Aragorn. 'NEAT'. Nobody says 'neat' anymore it's the goddamn fourth age!!! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm...... a huge loser!!!
  • Aragorn: *idly turns book page* Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened in that story I told you about when Arwen confessed to me?
  • Gimli: Didn't you, like, thank her?
  • Aragorn: *closes book and stares at the ceiling* I thanked her.

it is now that we should all remember that time michael left ahwu and then came back dragging a smiling and laughing burnie with him