i rly love this oh god

things that 100% definitely happened after the end of call me beep me u can pry these headcanons from my cold dead hands

(call me beep me is an incredible fic by @gajeelredfox that i can’t link to rn bc i’m on mobile but the final update was posted tonight and i’m emo so have this)

-when they go trick or treating, the kids fall in love with keith instantly and are constantly chattering at him and tugging at his arms to show him things. by the end of the night keith is carrying a sleeping child home and lance’s heart is suffering.

-lance and hunk get to celebrate pidges 16th birthday! lance gets pidge a remote control robot car. (“get it? because its like the cliche thing to get a car on ur 16th birthday, but u like robots!” “yes i get it lance thank u.”)

-together, matt and lance make allura and shiro’s life a living hell. they can’t even look at each other without hearing exaggerating kissy noises.

-lance gradually helps keith and muffin warm up to each other and after a while they’re best friends. sometimes she’ll even lick his hand. shiro is pissed. (“i’ve been trying to get them to get along for years!!! and then this little shit comes along and within a couple of months she’s sitting on his lap!!! wtf!)

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oh, apollo loved cassandra
and for that, troy burned.

a city for a god for a love
for a girl, here we are.
troy goes up in smoke
and cassandra weeps.

the gods play their games;
mortals pay their price.

—  the butterfly effect | m.j.

how i see bap stans through stan tumblr:

daehyun stans: 

  • love daehyun to the fullest
  • support everything he does
  • love every hair color he has. even the unicorn one
  • they all miss strawberry dae
  • agree that he would be the best father in bap next to himchan

youngjae stans:

  • general consensus that he is not straight
  • squish jae is the best jae
  • nicest legs in kpop
  • excited as fuck for his solo (arent we all)
  • underappreciated vocal
  • know that he a lying ass bitch but love him regardless
  • i dont trust them

himchan stans:

  • he rly is tho
  • would kill 10 men if it meant that ts would give him more lines and screen time
  • would also kill to see himchan in a variety/drama show
  • he thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and stans love it

zelo stans:

  • the purest
  • where tf are the zelo stans hiding
  • they all want to see his stomach tattoo more
  • i know this because i also want to see it more
  • one of them will get their hands on a zelo nude but i’d bet it would never get out bc they’re so low key
  • they rly just want the best for this manbaby

yongguk stans:

  • yongguk: *breathes*: oH my god/??? kings only i fucking cant this precious man he deserves the world
  • am 4:44 broke their hearts
  • yamazaki was the best night/morning of their lives
  • shrek/bang yongpin are cursed topics we dont discuss
  • they are all depressed and love yongguk more than they love anything else
  • someone: you look kinda zoned out whats up
  • a yongguk stan at any given moment: yongGUKGUKGUK

jongup stans:

  • lowkey, but not more lowkey than junhong stans
  • chillest stans in kpop
  • a jongup stan could literally meet jongup and just be like “nice”
  • they know that jongup lowkey got cake
  • they fr got a song about jongup fucking you in a car and honestly…. that was a blessed period for them all
  • appreciate his dancing more than ts does
  • the only stans that dont forget he is in bap

anonymous asked:

you dont gotta do this but id rly like to see Alex calling out Maggie for standing on her tippy toes in pictures so they are the same height! It seems cute in my head... Thanks!! love your fics!!! <3

“Oh my god, Maggie, get down.”

“Um, Danvers, we’re kind of… in front of your sister… and all our friends…”

Alex takes a moment to get it, and when she does, her jaw drops open and her eyes go wide and she turns beet red.

“No, not – Jesus, Sawyer – I meant get off your tip toes!”

Maggie’s eyes get wide and innocent, and James rests his camera on his hip in resignation and exchanges bemused and slightly terrified grimaces with Winn and Kara, because lord, this might take a while.

Because all of them had been perfectly happy to get away with it. With trying her best to look as tall as Alex in pictures.

Kara had even stood behind her and lifted her slightly once or twice to spare her calves.

But Alex Danvers loves everything about her girlfriend. Everything. Including how her stature makes Alex feel strong – though she knows, of course, that Maggie can and does kick some serious ass – and like she can protect her, like she can hold her, like she can dote on her, like she can toss her arm around her and just wrap her up and let the world know mine, mine, mine.

And if she likes to record that feeling in photographs, she should be allowed to, shouldn’t she?

She won’t be thwarted by Maggie standing on her tip toes and thinking her secret agent girlfriend doesn’t notice.

“I don’t… I’m not on my tip toes, come on, Danvers.”

Maggie glances around the family for support.

Kara suddenly has found something very interesting to stare at on the ceiling, Winn has suddenly gotten a very urgent text, and James bravely – probably because his Guardian suit is in the bag on the couch – furrows his brow, purses his lips, and pumps a supportive fist at Maggie.

“I saw that, Olsen.”

“See Alex, I think you might be imagining things. Imagining Maggie standing on her tiptoes, imagining me doing something out of the ordinary just there…”

Alex swings her arm off of Maggie’s shoulder and starts toward James.

“Give me that camera, Olsen.”

He backs away quickly, backwards, and reminds Winn forcibly of that scene in the last Harry Potter movie when Hermione demands Harry give her wand back and – even though she’s unarmed – he scampers away from her with the kind of terror he’s never shown Voldemort.

“Relax, Guardian, I’m not gonna destroy it, I just need proof.”

He lets her snatch it from his hands to avoid doing it damage, and he winks at Maggie over Alex’s shoulder.

“Seriously, James?” Alex’s indignation spreads across the whole apartment.

“None of these pictures have our feet in them? Even the full body shots? None of them? Come on. I thought you were supposed to have a Pulitzer Prize or something.”

“Hey, listen, I was told to take great pictures of you two. I wasn’t told they had to include your combat boots.”

Maggie beams at him behind Alex’s back, and Winn gives her a secret solidarity high five while Kara adjusts her glasses and tries to take her sister’s faux-rage seriously.

“Maybe Maggie’s just trying to be closer to your pretty face, Alex,” she offers, and Alex quirks her lips off to the side as she turns toward Maggie.

“Is that what it is, babe?”

“No idea what you’re talking about, Danvers,” Maggie maintains staunchly.

“You know what then? Fine. You wanna not look shorter than me. Come here, you.”

“Alex what – “

But Maggie’s sentence turns into a laughing shriek, and suddenly her arms are around Alex’s neck and Winn and Kara are cheering and James is adjusting the camera Alex had thrust back in his hands and snapping photograph after laughing photograph.

Of Alex with Maggie in her arms, bridal style, laughing.

Alex with Maggie in her arms, staring into each other’s eyes like no one else had ever existed or ever would exist again.

Alex’s hair falling over her face as she kisses Maggie like her sister isn’t desperately adjusting her glasses just a few feet away.

Alex setting Maggie down and standing behind her, head over Maggie’s shoulder, smiling into the camera like she’s never been this happy in her life, and Maggie holding Alex’s hands – which are wrapped around her waist – and smiling the same exact way.

Alex turning her face and kissing Maggie’s cheek, and Maggie swooning and giggling back into her strong hold, the most brilliant of smiles on her face.

Winn and Kara leaping behind both of them, mouths wide open in hilarity, as Maggie turns her face to kiss Alex’s lips.

Every single photograph gets framed, and Maggie never feels the need to stand on her tip toes next to Alex again.

Except when she needs to kiss her, of course.

Because that? That is just perfect.

these two are such soulmates I stg

also pls watch dennou coil its some tight shit and the kids are such good characters

“you're gonna burn yourself”

Word count: 1124 words

Ship: George Weasley x Reader

Warnings: none - mild swearing as usual.

Request: “Hey I know you said you’re busy with school and I totally understand but whenever you get the chance could you write a fluffy George Weasley x reader imagine? Maybe when they’ve already been dating for a while & George is rly affectionate/touchy and she gets embarrassed by it but secretly loves it? And some of the other Weasley make fun of them :) thank you!”

authors note: I don’t think i fulfilled alllll the requirements - but i think i was moderately close 😅, okay maybe, sorta, I don’t know ! Also - I imagine this to take place right before 6th year, so the twins should be like 16 (right?).

“George, stop - oh my god don’t put your hand there!”

“Are you sure you want me to stop~”

“W-well, no but you shouldn’t be-”

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anonymous asked:

How about a rly big demon boyfriend?

You said the magic words. Can you guess what the magic words are? You don’t have to because I’ll gladly tell you they’re…really big.

Oh god there are so many good places to go with that though. I don’t know if I can decide on just one concept. Like I love the idea of you accidentally summoning this guy and he’s really way too big for the room you’re in so he has to hunch or like his horns just go straight through the ceiling. And he really tries not to destroy anything as he attempts to move around but it’s completely hopeless and you just have to get used to the fact that you can’t have anything fragile in your life ever again. And because it was an accident for a while you try to figure out how to send him back. But then you two get attached and he’s like “well I can’t really think of anyone else I’d like to spend 70 or 80 years with”. And he’s always apologizing for how big and clumsy he is, but honestly you don’t care because you love him so much.

OR you meet him in a warlock’s dungeon and he’s all chained up (and still massive) and he sneers at you and acts really cold and distant because he thinks all humans are dirt, but eventually he realizes you’re weirdly concerned about him. It freaks him out for a time how sweet you are to him and he’s like “You know what I am right??? You know what I do don’t you???” and you’re just like “Yeah, but that’s okay because you need to do that to survive and most humans who get their soul taken deserve it anyway.” And he’s just baffled. And it’s adorable. And you can tell he’s really conflicted about enjoying your affection because he feels like he’s too evil for this. Eventually the two of you conceive a plan to get him out, but you guys get caught and the warlock is like “Dudes if you wanted to like, be together you could have just asked. I can’t refuse a good romance.” (I don’t know why the warlock is like this. None of his friends know either. He’s weird. We love him anyway.)

OR he’s some kind of like cursed human who became a demon due to vile things in his past. And maybe he like lives in the creepy castles over yonder where you’re always told not to go “or the demon king will eat you” and you’re like psshaw I aint scurred. And you do a dumb and go and get captured and you see him and he’s like a freaking mountain of muscle and you’re like ‘holy shit he’s very attractive to me for some reason???’ And he can tell you’re attracted to him and this peaks his interest so he keeps you around assuming you’ll just be a bit of fun. But then of course he gets attached and when one of his servants goes to make a move on you he completely loses his shit about it. But then he’s like, wait, what if they like my servant better because they’re more human looking? What if they’re better off with them? What if I am not as attractive to them as I thought??? And he’s a big confused demon lord until you guys have a heart to heart and you reassure him you feel very strongly him.

I feel like I could keep going or go really in-depth but I will stop here because I feel good merely having been able to answer an ask at all and I don’t want to burn out.

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artsyfartsyteen  asked:

How would you describe the way Mitch feels about Joey and vice versa? I am just wondering what they see in each other.

oh man as someone who is extremely emotionally-constipated this miiiight be a bit of a challenge for me to explain but bear with me

mitch has had a crush on jonas practically since they first met as TWEENS, before he even fully realized he was gay. he,, thinks the world of jonas. practically obsessed LOL. as far as mitch is concerned, jonas is perfect mostly because he is nothing like mitch. he sometimes has trouble conveying his feelings tho. here is a handy diagram of what goes on in his brain

as a boyfriend, mitch is a bit smothering and anyone else might find it a little uhhh Too Much but for jonas its ideal

jonas comes from a weird place and kinda reacts to relationships in a different way. he and his sister were abandoned as kids and grew up in a household with not a whole lot of outward and obvious love? so he attaches somewhat quickly to people who show him real affection, but also has frequent fears of ppl he cares about leaving him. he’s pretty needy and needs to be constantly reminded that he’s loved and won’t be abandoned or forgotten. AND even though he’d probably never admit it he needs to feel safe and protected LOL he’s a very soft wimp (when he cant use his powers in public etc) and mitch keeps the scary ppl away. bc       hes scarier

they also balance eachother out quite a bit. mitch is a lot more conscious of how he acts and mellows out when he’s with jonas, while jonas becomes a little more self-confident!

SO UH jonas is afraid of ppl leaving him, and mitch has a rly hard time accepting the idea that anyone would actually love him (oh my god im sorry) THEYRE A MESS but they make it work and they make eachother happy so thats whats important

flamingheadphones  asked:

Hey! Your blog gives me so much needed life and the Sheith you reblog is what I run off of tbh. Tho I also saw you reblog Allurance and Plance/Pidgance - I've been trying to get into those two, I was wondering if you'd share some of your favorite moments with those ships??? Thanks!

oh my god this is so nice thank you so much?? 

i love allurance and plance so much. it’s not even specifically about the moments they had in the show (although the allurance was GREAT in the entirety of s3 and the space mall episode is rly cute for plance) but i really love their dynamics.

for allurance, we know that lance has liked allura from the start, even if it’s just a physical attraction, but i didn’t really start seeing the ship until season 3. lance got a really incredible amount of character development here, and we see that centered primarily around allura and the passing of the blue lion to her. i thought it was a really heartwarming moment and in that moment it really hit me what a genuine and charming person lance is. and tbh from the look on allura’s face i think it might be hitting her for the first time too. 

so he goes from just thinking she’s pretty (which she is, but she’s also so much more) to seeing her as a leader, a friend, and a teammate. i think it’d be really cute to see him start liking her not just for her pretty face but for her strength and kindness. like. his dopey face here after seeing allura literally slash a galra sentry in half.

for plance, i also like the idea of lance starting to have a crush on basically the one female character he HASN’T openly flirted with. this ship is more subtle i think. you see hints of pidge acting jealous, or blushing around lance, or giving lance special treatment– in the first episode pidge warns hunk multiple times not to touch her equipment, but later we see lance wearing her! headphones! (i forget what ep this is someone pls advise) esp in the space mall episode, lance goes immediately from flirting w a bunch of girls to digging around looking like a fool to help make pidge happy and hes just?? so happy shes happy?? and look @ how jealous she looks here when lance is talking about other girls. my poor baby. ur crush is showing

but tbh i mostly just like seeing them both manhandle him

midnightsbloom  asked:

You wanna know what ship that just entered my mind? Danny Phantom x Spider-man, I dub this ship as Radioactive and I believe I created a sin ship. (their constant quips would not stop)

im gonna assume this is for a rate but

nOPE | no | hmmm | idk | sure | ye | yES | OH MY GOD YES

send me characters/ships/fandoms/etc to rate!

idk a whole lot abt peter but i know enough to know that this is wonderful and i want it and also tHE BANTER WOULD GO ON LITERALLY FOREVER UR RIGHT

im just… rly want them to first meet and be like ‘im a big fan’ idk why

anonymous asked:

Blog recs?

i havent done this in a while and i could use some positivity so heres the exact opposite of a shit list (in no order or like,,, most recent to least recent follow bc im just getting these from my following list so i dont forget anyone lol)

  • @nikiiforovs i only followed and started talking to her recently but shes super nice and really talented at making graphics??? google how do i be like liz enter
  • @mysanitynotfound is The Kindest!!! what a darling!!!!! she let me rant about one of my favorite characters in a show she doesnt even watch like when will ur fav ever??
  • the mods of @askoppositeotayuri are super sweet and the art is ADORABLE
  • @dicktor-thicciforov has the best url ever??? i havent talked to them much yet but theyre still cool aND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT LIFE IS STRANGE WITH THEM :(((
  • @yourplisetsky / @otabottom sub beka is the best ALSO THEYRE SUPER NICE AND I WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT KJHFKJHF
  • @meimagino a loser
    no im kidding shes extremely kind and has the best responses to everything ever also a fantastic writer and she lets me call her ‘mei’ 
  • @yuratchka-speaks super sweet!! has the best headcanons and her voice for yuri makes me weak at the knees
  • @kanekkis an aMAZING writer idk how she manages to churn out fics so quickly also REALLY FUN TO TALK TO ILY ELLE
  • @justanxietythings im too shy to talk to them much but their fics??? i cant deal??? FUCk?? also my co-captain in the “mila and yuri are platonic soulmates” boat
  • @katsu-nikii adorable art and seems really nice but im shy!! also a fellow filipino so i really want to talk to them and maybe like eat at jollibee with them 
  • @aphhun too talented for words i cant dEAL with her!! also endlessly kind?? wtf?? sami leave some for the rest of us
  • @daddybek KIM UR AMAZING literally the kindest and sweetest person on this earth also rly pretty HOW DO I DEAL!!!
  • @novocaine-sea fellow “oh my god sometimes the yoi fandom is just Too Problematic” person love u aja
  • @viktuuri-pork my bes!!! somehow amazing at music and art at the same time like leave some talent for the rest of us >:(( ALSO I’LL MEET HER IRL SOMEDAY THIS I VOW
  • @dandybek the dandiest… but also the sweetest!! and the strongest!!! what a blessing 
  • @otabaeplisetsky best older sis figure!!! also the kindest and the prettiest how do i deal
  • @kawaiilo-ren intimidates the fuck out of me but theyre really sweet?? and talented??? notice me senpai
  • @draco-rys intimidating at first tbh but really talented?? and kind!! and les mis trash which i appreciate
  • @tecochet NADIA!! SO PURE SO KIND BYE!! and has the softest art ever did u know ur art is still my ipad homescreen heheh
  • @sarah-yyy every time she notices me my heart stops tbh they have THE BEST fics ever??? also if ur into les mis specifically e/r ur in luck
  • @otayuriism the chillest of them all, that cool kid next door u kinda want to talk to but at the same time ur hella intimidated by id like to marry her someday
  • @boxwineconfession the man. the myth. the legend. the creator of fawl. drunk 25/8
  • @fuku-shuu my go to source for the Hip New Happenings and amazing art in the fandom, also very kind and approachable!!
  • @nikiforohv i wouldnt be surprised if shes starting to get creeped out by my admiration for her but. here i am. doin it again
  • @seeyounextlevel MOTHER!!! super talented and pretty and the queen of snapchat *viktor voice* wow amazing
  • @nooowestayandgetcaught salt friend!! riverdale friend!!! i dont talk to them much but when i do its always a great time :’)
  • @felicitatem meta on point?? beautiful?? cute art?? incredibly kind?? when will ur fave!!!
  • @otayuri-queen i miss u wifey!!! but has super cute art and is incredibly kind, but we all know she a bitch inside :^) im kidding ily
  • @kingotabek honestly idk much about them just that every time i see a fic from them i die

plus a lot more but this is long enough as it is so COUGHJSDK